"I don't know what to call this girl?"

Lin Xiuran faced the embarrassment of the female cultivator, did not panic, did not care, and smiled calmly, which made the female cultivator of Ruizhu Palace very uncomfortable.

Did he really think he could pass the test?

The man in front of him is too arrogant.

"Little woman peony. The peony girl looked at Lin Xiuran, who was smiling, and said, "I don't know what to call this son?"

"In the Lin family in Xia Ningtang, Lin Xiuran. ”

"Oh?"

When the peony girl heard this, her expression suddenly became wonderful.

The Ningtang Lin family is not one of the seven great families in the Wu Dynasty, but it is also the first family under the seven great families, which is not famous.

There are not many places in the Lin family in Ningtang that can make people see jokes, but the foolish young master Lin Xiuran is definitely one, especially his "fish-eyed" thing, in the Wu Dynasty, almost everyone knows and everyone knows to describe it. If you really want to talk about it, Lin Xiuran's popularity in the Wu Dynasty is even no less than Lin Jili, the righteous son of the Lin family who is famous in the rivers and lakes.

Even in the past few months, there have been rumors that this foolish young master has recovered no different from ordinary people because of the immortal elixir given by the second prince, but this is also a matter of the past few months after all, not to mention whether it is hearsay or not, it is the magic in this, and it can't help but lead people to reverie.

Now, this former foolish young master Lin Xiuran is standing in front of the peony girl, how can she not look weird?

"The little woman has heard of some things about the child, if the son really goes upstairs later, don't order any more fish, the fish in our store are very fresh, they are all caught from the Yanyu Lake first, the eyes are round, all are there. ”

This is a satire on Lin Xiuran's previous spilling because of "fish eye beads".

When Lin Xiuran heard this, his smile was still the same.

After a few years of peaceful rebirth in this world, his temper has become extremely good.

Hua Jieyu and Luo Xin'er on the side were angry, Luo Xin'er was fine, looking at the peony girl, her face was just full of disgust;

"If you can listen to the piano, if you can drink the wine, if you can't order the fish, you will have to pass the test of your store, right?

The counterattack of opening his mouth and scolding and picking up his sleeves was too undignified, Lin Xiuran chose to use other ways to find the field and beat the beautiful face of the peony girl.

The little woman told her son about the rules of my listening to the Qin Pavilion. ”

The peony girl said yes. ”

"The rules I listen to are very simple. I listen to the Qin Pavilion back and forth, there are both literati and knights, if the son is a congenital master, the ability to lift a thousand catties, then the first pass, and then answer a question from the little woman, you can go upstairs to listen to the piano and drink. ”

The peony girl glanced at Lin Xiuran and said, "But my view of Gongzi's cultivation is far from reaching the realm of innate masters, so there is only one way to go, I don't know Gongzi, how is the poetry?"

How is the poem?

Oh, a fool, even if he is enlightened now, how good can the poetry be?

The matter of learning, like martial arts, is by no means an overnight thing, it is the hard work of water drops and stones.

The peony girl was in her heart, and she had already sentenced Lin Xiuran to death.

"Hehe, poetry, it should be okay. ”

Lin Xiuran didn't say that it was good, nor did it say bad, and played Tai Chi with the peony girl.

"If the son chooses the poetry test, then the first level, you must first compose a poem, the second level, is a couplet left by the upper guest, the son needs to come out of the next couplet, and then out of a couplet, in order to test the latecomer, this is considered to pass the second level, after that, as long as you answer the little woman a question, you can go upstairs to listen to the piano and drink. ”

"Sounds interesting. ”

Ruizhu Palace not only has to test their group of "indiscriminate" people who support wives and concubines, but also in the couplet, they also want their group of abusive people to embarrass each other and attack each other, and the person who has been tested in the past will give the question to the next person who needs to be tested, which is not vicious and interesting.

Vicious and funny, it is full of Ruizhu Palace's malice towards "them men".

"Then the test of choosing poetry and writing will be in the next place. ”

"In this way, the little woman will come up with a question, and the son will improvise a poem, how about it?"

The peony girl said, turned around, took the four treasures of the study from the female bookkeeper, spread the rice paper on the table, pinched up a good ink ingot, added water to the inkstone, and sharpened the ink for Lin Xiuran.

"The Peony girl is the question. ”

That being the case, the little woman came up with the question. The little woman's name is peony, and the current April scene is also the season when the peony is in full bloom.

The peony girl polished the ink, put down the ink ingot, stepped aside, and asked Lin Xiuran to "splash the ink" and compose poems on the spot.

Lin Xiuran frowned.

Luo Xin'er saw that Xianggong frowned, and looked anxious, thinking that Xianggong was stumped by this woman, and was about to find a way to help her Xianggong, but she didn't want Lin Xiuran to ignore her, and didn't give her time to think and prepare, so she walked straight to the table and picked up the pen.

"Oops!"

Luo Xin'er secretly said that it was not good, and Hua Jieyu's heart suddenly rose to her throat, and she was worried about her father-in-law.

But the two girls wronged Lin Xiuran, and the reason why Lin Xiuran frowned was not because she was stumped by the peony girl, but because this question was too simple!

Lin Xiuran was struggling with whether he wanted to write "Only the peony is true to the country, and the flowers move the capital when they bloom", or the poem by the poet fairy Li Bai "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon", or the poem "If the teaching and interpretation should be tilted into the country, Ren is ruthless and moving", but in the end, Lin Xiuran did not choose.

He looked at the peony girl with an expression of looking at his jokes, made up his mind, and wrote the song "Song of Peony", which is not very famous, but very timely.

Lin Xiuran dipped in ink, put pen to paper, kept a word, and the poem was completed.

"Jujube flowers can be fruited when they are small,

Although the mulberry leaves are soft and silky.

Laughable peony is as big as a bucket,

It's not a thing, it's just an empty branch. ”

Although the jujube flowers are small, they can bear fruit, and although the mulberry leaves are soft and not very beautiful, they can be used to feed the spring silkworms and make the silkworms spin silk. They all have their own utility. And the peony, in addition to being huge and arrogant, is useless, compared to jujube flowers, mulberry leaves, many inferior, but it is just famous.

This poem "Song of Peony" is not only about flowers, but also about people.

Previously, the peony girl satirized Lin Xiuran with "fish eyes", and now, Lin Xiuran has satirized it again with this song "Song of Peony".

Only in this kind of counterattack can there be strength.

The peony girl looked at the peony poem written by Lin Xiuran, and the expression on her face was even more wonderful than that.

The smile has long since disappeared, and in its place is an indescribable indescribable uncertainty, both laughter and anger, both disdain and curiosity, very complicated.

"When the world sings about peonies, they all love to praise, but Gongzi does the opposite, but it is very unusual. The peony girl held Lin Xiuran's "Song of Peony", read it through, and praised it.

I don't know how much of her praise is true and how much is false?

"The peony girl praised it falsely, but it was a crooked poem, and I had to thank the peony girl for taking care of me and letting me pass this first hurdle. Lin Xiuran humbly bowed his hand.

This song "Song of Peony" is by no means badly written, and there is no problem in passing the first level of this listening to the Qin Pavilion.

If the peony girl judged that this poem could not pass the first level of the poetry test due to selfishness, then it could only bring shame to Ruizhu Palace.

The peony girl is a little arrogant, but she is not stupid.

"What to care about or not, said that the test of poetry, after all, it is decided by poetry, Childe's poem is very ingenious, passing this first level, it is never a problem, although the little woman's body is not bigger than Childe, but her heart is by no means smaller than Childe. The peony girl said, but she had an idea, and said: "However, before congratulating the son for passing the first level, I don't know if I can make an uplink to the little girl?"

The Peony girl asked. ”

"I'm on this link, parroting like a phoenix. ”

She said that her heart was not small, but she still fought back and returned a tooth for a tooth.

Lin Xiuran naturally wouldn't be stumped by him, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Then I'm right, although the spider is not as good as the silkworm." ”

You say that I write poems and scold people, which is "a parrot learning to fight like a phoenix", and I replied to you to fight back, but Erer, "Although the spider is not as clever as the silkworm".

The battle is neat and mediocre.

As a result, the peony girl's expression became even more exciting.

This time, there was a little more suspicion in her expression.

Isn't it that "Lin Xiuran is a fool" is just a lie from beginning to end?

All of this was just deliberately fabricated by Lin Weiyuan because he was afraid of going to the Lin family in Beijing?

The real Lin Xiuran is a character like Lin Xijia and Shen Ju'an?

The peony girl glanced at Lin Xiuran meaningfully, collected all the emotions on her face, and said expressionlessly: "Congratulations to the son, you have passed my listening to the Qin Pavilion, the first level." ”

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