Chapter 14: Picturesque
Lin Xiuran looked at the peony girl who had eaten the dog food, and said, "The peony girl probably doesn't care which one I choose, she just wants my two ladies to have a grudge against each other, so it is too much." ”
Lin Gongzi laughed, the little woman just asked a question, where did she come from, let alone something too much. Listening to the Qin Pavilion open the door to do business, how could it push the guests out?" said the peony girl with an innocent face.
"Besides, if the son is only good to one woman wholeheartedly, how can he cause me these problems?"
"Hehe, that's it, isn't it?"
Lin Xiuran looked at the peony girl, there was a deep meaning in his eyes, and he thought of how he should fight back.
"Isn't it? If the prince does not take a concubine, there will be no such troubles. ”
"I don't think so. I thought that even if I didn't take a concubine, I would still face a lot of troubles. Lin Xiuran dug a pit and waited for the peony girl to jump in.
"Oh, then please ask Lin Gongzi to come and listen, the little woman is willing to listen. The peony girl didn't notice that she had fallen into Lin Xiuran's trap.
"Hehe, that's no wonder it's abrupt. Lin Xiuran smiled and said, "I don't know if the peony girl will marry in the future, but she also asks her husband to marry only one person for the rest of her life?"
"This is natural, if he dares to have two hearts, I will divorce him and never live with him. ”
In this Wu Dynasty, the only people who dare to say that they have divorced their husbands are the women of Ruizhu Palace.
"Okay, let's treat your husband as a single-minded man, then if one day, the mother-in-law of the peony girl asks your husband, and she falls into the water at the same time as you, and asks your husband to choose between you and her, how do you choose? On the one hand, the old mother who gave birth to him and raised him, and on the other hand, the beloved wife, which one should he save first?"
This is a problem of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
"Hmph, then I'll choose a man who doesn't have parents to marry. ”
The peony girl played a scoundrel, but she didn't know that this was in Lin Xiuran's arms.
Lin Xiuran looked at the peony girl and said unhurriedly: "Hehe, okay, then I will be the husband of the peony girl without parents." ”
"But the peony girl always has to be a mother, if it is the day of childbirth, it happens to be difficult to give birth, the midwife said that there can only be one between adults and children, do you say he wants to protect the big, or to keep the small? On the one hand, you are working hard to give birth, but on the other hand, it is the biological flesh and blood that has not yet had time to see the world, you say, which one should he save?"
This is a question of whether the husband is a scumbag or not.
"Then we don't have children in the future, and he doesn't have to make such a decision again. ”
As the saying goes, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater.
Dare to say that they don't have children after marriage, and only the group of "rebellious" female cultivators in Ruizhu Palace are the only ones.
"Don't have children, haha, naturally it's no problem. ”
Lin Xiuran said: "However, at the end, I have to ask the Peony girl one more question, if in the boat lake today, it is the Peony girl herself and her husband who fall into the water, and the captain on the boat tells your husband that he can only save one, let him decide whether to save himself or save you, you say, what choice should he make, whether to let him lose his own life, or let you, a delicate beautiful lady, die of incense?"
This is the Titanic.
"Then I'll ...... Poop ......"
The peony girl can't go on, and if she continues, she can only be a self-combing girl who will never marry for the rest of her life and comb herself in the boudoir.
"So I said, even if all the men in the world don't take concubines, this troublesome thing is still a basket of things, and the Peony girl just asked this, but it was just to sow discord. ”
Lin Xiuran said, arched his hand, and said, "This is the answer below, I don't know if the peony girl is satisfied?"
"You...... You ......"
The peony girl hesitated for a long time, but she didn't say a reason after all, and finally had to "hum", which was considered to admit defeat.
Lin Xiuran looked at the deflated appearance of the peony girl, and was very happy.
The trick he played is called transferring flowers and trees, and stealing concepts.
In fact, the peony girl only needs to respond to all changes with the same and force Lin Xiuran to choose one of them, Hua Jieyu and Luo Xin'er, and she doesn't need to listen to Lin Xiuran so much.
But she was a little tender after all, and after listening to Lin Xiuran's big words, she was surrounded by Lin Xiuran.
She was speechless for a long time, and then slowly came back to her senses, knowing that she was being tricked into it by Lin Xiuran, she couldn't help but be a little angry, and said: "What the little woman said before is really right, Lin Gongzi is so clever that he is about to parrot to become a phoenix." ”
She woke up a little late, and the winner was already known.
Since she couldn't answer Lin Xiuran's question just now, how could she have the face to continue to pester Lin Xiuran and let him answer her question again?
She's losing after all!
"So, I'm not wrong, Peony girl, you spider spirit, although you are ingenious, but after all, you are not as good as the spring silkworm. Lin Xiuran shook off the folding fan, fanned the wind, and said proudly.
Shanglian: Parrots learn to fight like a phoenix
Downlink: Although spiders are not as clever as silkworms
Lin Xiuran really wanted to add a not-so-accurate horizontal batch at this time-
Cow chews peonies.
The peony girl is a smart woman who knows how to advance and retreat, and the matter has come to this point, after all, she did not embarrass Lin Xiuran anymore, and said: "Congratulations to Lin Gongzi, after passing the test of my listening to the Qin Pavilion, you can go upstairs and go upstairs to listen to the piano and drink." ”
Lin Xiuran was overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "The test of your store is really not easy, in the blink of an eye, it has changed from sunset to bright moon." ”
Lin Xiuran said: "It took a lot of effort to point out the steamed sea bass and fried fish fillet in the next order to celebrate, but I must remember that the pair of eyes of the steamed sea bass must not be gouged out." ”
"Hee-hee. ”
When Luo Xin'er and Hua Jieyu heard this, they laughed out loud, but they were not embarrassed before.
Xianggong is really different, he is no longer that fool, and he is no longer afraid of being mentioned by others.
"Lin Gongzi don't make fun of the little woman anymore, those pair of perch eyes, keep them for you, if it's too little, I'll call the chef in the store to make a plate of stir-fried fish eyes for Lin Gongzi, how about it?"
“......”
Stir-fried fish eyes, what kind of dark dish is that, forget it!
"Haha, I don't want the fish that the guests eat tonight have no eyes, so forget it, there is no happiness in the next, as long as the two things I just ordered. Lin Xiuran said: "Oh, by the way, remember to serve me some more snacks and snacks, and a pot of good wine, hurry up, send it to the private room upstairs." ”
"Lin Gongzi can rest assured. The peony girl didn't want to talk to Lin Xiuran anymore, she just wanted to quickly send away this "skill-tongued parrot" who was about to cultivate into a phoenix.
"Xianggong, go upstairs, I'm dying of hunger!" Hua Jieyu put his arm around Lin Xiuran and walked upstairs.
Luo Xin'er also recovered from the gloomy sadness just now, changed her mood, took Lin Xiuran's arm with a smile in her eyes, and went upstairs with Lin Xiuran.
Upstairs, the sound of the piano is faint.
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Sitting in the private room on the attic of Tingqin and looking down, it is a charming night of the big lake.
When I came, outside the building is the sunset afterglow, the lake is sparkling, the fishing boats and boats go back and forth through it, the fisherman is fishing, the captain is carrying passengers, earning some hard-earned money, firewood, rice, oil and salt, with some poetry in the world.
Now, as night falls, all the boats on the lake have been replaced by "Hehuan faction" pleasure boats. The lights are bright, and the strings and pipes of the banquet are soaring. On the boat, women dressed in bewitching clothes are either slow and soft, or drunk and red, lazy as mud, or holding a group fan, frolicking with benefactors. They also earn some hard-earned money, and they are staggered, with some helplessness in the world.
The bright moon is like a huge white jade disc, hanging high in the air, glorious and wild; the golden light fairy road sacrificed by the fairy court still rises to the sky, straight up to the nine heavens; the golden scale mountain is immersed in a black night, and after three days, it will be very lively.
And listening to the Qin Pavilion, the building is 100 feet high, Lin Xiuran sits on the top of the tall building, condescending, and has a panoramic view of the night of the big lake.
Luo Xin'er and Hua Jieyu drank a little wine, their faces were slightly red, their eyes were drunk, and they gradually became flattering, huddled together and laughed and played, which made people feel that the room was full of fragrance.
The rivers and mountains are picturesque, and the beauties are also picturesque, Lin Xiuran wants to include all of these in the world.
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