The White Water house deep in the yellow sand, a tavern owned by a widow.

There are only three tables of guests inside, two tables for Taoist priests, and one table for moon picking and star picking.

The guests in the tavern, plus the second grandmother of the owner, were only ten people.

The Taoist priest wants to kill people, and he wants to kill the second grandmother, because he said that the second grandmother opened a black shop.

He made a good excuse for the killing, saying that it was for the people.

So he was awe-inspiring, and shouted to the second grandmother: "This Taoist master is not a nameless ghost, say your name!"

In the face of a murderous aura, the second grandmother disdained, still dangling her calves leisurely, with a cold smile on her face, the corners of her mouth spitted, and said words that could anger the living: "Everyone is qualified to call me a second grandmother, and you are only worthy of calling me a widow." ”

She is a woman with a lot of taste, and this sentence is also very tasteful.

In just one sentence, first scold the Taoist priest for not being a person, and then talk about his life experience.

Widow is a very sad title, but in the mouth of the second grandmother, there is no pity at all, but a taste of glory.

"Killing a widow will be unlucky for the rest of your life. The second grandmother continued to sneer, and her next sentence was even more annoying: "But you don't have to worry, just come and kill me, because you are originally unlucky." ”

There are three kinds of people in the rivers and lakes who are the most difficult to mess with, children, women and Taoist priests.

These three kinds of people dare to walk on the rivers and lakes, and they must all have a mastery.

A Taoist priest who wants to kill people is an authentic Taoist priest, a woman who is not afraid of being killed, and a woman among women.

This battle must be interesting.

When it comes to bickering, the Taoist priest is not the opponent of the second grandmother at all, so he chooses to see the best in his moves.

Whisk the dust out, and the silver wire was shaken straight, like thousands of cold arrows, stabbing at the second grandmother's ankle.

His move was not to take his life, but to repel the second grandmother and let her know that it was powerful.

The second grandmother supported it lightly with one hand, floated up out of thin air, and sat on the beam of the room.

The earthen counter was shattered by the dust, and the second grandmother condescended and sneered: "You owe me three dollars now." Break one of my tables, break one of my counters, and see one inside my skirt. ”

"You do the math. The Taoist priest raised his head and shouted angrily: "If you have the ability, come down and get it!"

The blue-crowned Taoist priest was confronting the second grandmother, and Cai Xing suddenly interjected: "In addition to the three parts of the second grandmother, you also owe me three parts. ”

The four Taoist priests glared angrily and scolded: "Thief, do you want to take advantage of the fire to rob?"

You smashed the dirt from the counter and splashed it into our bowls, and this was the first money.

Soiled our clothes, this is the second money.

Ruined our mood to eat, this is the third money.

"Add to that the three pieces you owe to the second grandmother, and you owe a total of six. Caixing got up slowly and made the arrears clear.

The Taoist priest smiled fiercely, pulled a silver flower with a whisk of dust, and said to the immeasurable Tianzun: "I didn't expect that there are still demons hidden in the black shop, this Taoist master not only wants to eliminate harm for the people today, but also subdue demons and eliminate demons!"

The Taoist priest is talking about killing people in every word, and he is so arrogant that he can't even listen to the moon picking, who doesn't like to fight with people on weekdays.

She clenched the hilt of the impermanence sword tightly, Tingting got up, and shouted: "Do you come one by one, or all of you?"

Seeing that the senior sister was angry and almost wanted to draw her sword, Cai Xing hurriedly blocked the front, and smiled at the Taoist priest: "I'm afraid you have misunderstood what I mean, the feud between the rivers and lakes, it is better to solve it than to tie it, since the matter can be solved with money, it is much easier to do." ”

After laughing at the Taoist priests, he raised his head and said to the second grandmother: "They owe six money, all of which are counted in my account, and I also ask the second grandmother to calm things down, so that everyone can sleep well tonight." ”

His trick is really weird.

Previously, the priest also owed them three sums of money, and it seemed that he wanted to take action and stand up for the second grandmother.

But now, he wants to compensate the Taoist priest for the second grandmother's six shares, so why bother to propose the extra three dollars?

Is he so rich that he has nowhere to spend it?

"I am a widow's family, and I open a shop and do business only to make money, as long as I have money to collect, I can not be a soldier. ”

The second grandmother fell lightly from the beam, walked to the star-picking table, and received all the gold left on the table into her pocket.

The Taoist priests carefully looked at the stars and the moon, recited Tianzun, and snorted coldly: "Children, the rivers and lakes are narrow, and we will see each other!"

They were already the least persona non grata here, so they broke down the door, leaving behind the sand that blew through the door.

"There are no restaurants within a hundred miles, you can eat sand!"

The second grandmother took a heavy sip when she closed the door.

Four blue-crowned Taoist priests left, leaving three green-robed Taoist priests.

After experiencing this incident, the green-robed Taoist priest began to scold in his mouth: "The people of Tianhuguan are all scum!"

Sky Lake View?

The green-robed Taoist priest can tell the dojo of the blue-crowned Taoist priest, and it seems that they really know each other.

Cai Xing chuckled, walked a few steps closer, greeted Tianzun to the Qing-robed Taoist priest, and asked carefully: "Dare to ask where the immortal mountain of the senior brothers is?"

"We practice under the Moyu Temple. ”

"What a good name. Caixing smiled and nodded, and said lightly: "No wonder the senior brothers didn't say a word just now, they are indeed worthy of the name of Xianshan." ”

His sentence sounded like a boast, but it was actually a derogation, he was laughing at the three Taoist priests, who did not dare to help the widow when he was in danger, and seemed to be sorry for the gentleman's sword in his hand.

The green-robed Taoist priests were not fools, of course, they also heard Caixing's words, and they were faintly unhappy when they replied: "If it weren't for the sake of doing great Dharma things, my Mo Yuguan would have competed with Tianhuguan just now!"

"Of course, of course. No matter how unhappy they were, Caixing always chuckled: "I hope the senior brothers have a good night's sleep tonight." ”

inquired about the origin of the two groups, and Caixing and the second grandmother begged for a room.

The second grandmother said that there were few small rooms in the store, and she was only willing to give a room for picking the moon and picking stars.

Caixing looked very happy, but the moon was full of red, and men and women shared a room, how could she agree?

The second grandmother glanced at the moon, and said in a cliché: "Your junior brother's eyes are irregular, and he will circle around me when he enters the store, he must want to go to my bed at night." ”

No matter how difficult it was to pick the moon, the second grandmother only gave them one room, and only gave three Taoist priests one room.

There is a clay kang in the room, and the nights here are very cold, and the clay kang is burned hot.

The ondol is spacious enough to sleep four or five people.

After entering the room, Caixing covered the door and winked at Jieyue: "Actually, we want this room, it's a bit redundant." ”

Picking the moon didn't understand the meaning of picking stars, so she frowned and asked him: "Senior brother likes to talk in circles, I really don't understand." ”

"My meaning is simple, neither of us will sleep on this kang tonight, so the room is redundant. ”

Caixing smiled deeply and was also very naughty, and said to Jieyue: "As the second grandmother said, I will go to her room at night, but the senior sister will also follow." ”