Chapter 615: Monk, Invite
When Han Zhen said this, Master Meng hurriedly ran over to close the window, and immediately returned to him. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Han Zhen patted him on the head and said, "Okay kid, you've made enough fuss today, I'm going to rest, you can go out." ”
Master Meng grabbed him fiercely, and said with a firm attitude: "No, I won't go anywhere, I will accompany you wherever you are." ”
Han Zhen said: "It's useless, even if your wife really finds it back, I can't stop her from killing you." Will I be her opponent, if yes, you don't have to invite any old monks, I just shaved my head and pretended to be a monk to deal with her. ”
Master Meng tried his best to calm himself down, and said to Han Zhen: "I know that if Madame comes back, we will not be her opponents, but I feel that you and her eyebrows seem to be on good terms, with your friendship, you can persuade her not to kill me." ”
Han Zhen couldn't help but kick him again, and reprimanded: "What nonsense are you talking about, what is the eyebrows, don't use idioms if you don't know how to use them." Your wife and I have only just met, not even good friends, and besides, your ancient lights are so dim, it is not suitable for secretly sending autumn waves...... Bah, no, I have a lot of respect for your wife. I treated her like my own sister. ”
Master Meng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good, I see that she protects you so much, with you here, he will definitely not hurt me." ”
Han Zhen said: "It won't hurt you, but she may take you away." ”
Han Zhenlian yawned, he was really sleepy, and he wanted to soak his feet again at this time.
He asked Master Meng, "How do you usually wash your feet here, can I soak my feet?" ”
Master Meng said: "Usually my wife helps me wash my feet. ”
Han Zhen couldn't help but feel sad for a while, thinking to himself, such a good daughter-in-law was beaten by her so much, I don't know why.
He couldn't help but ask Master Meng about the reason for beating his daughter-in-law.
Master Meng said: "Actually, at the beginning, I just beat her when I was in a bad mood. Later, I fought a lot, and it became a habit to fight. It seems that if I don't beat her for a day, I will feel uncomfortable. ”
Han Zhen said: "That is to say, you found out that this has become a hobby of yours." ”
Master Meng responded: "That's true, I really have the feeling of being an emperor, she has to look at my face carefully every day." But then she also began to fight back, which made me very unbearable, I think you don't want to rebel, if you dare to resist the decree......"
Han Zhen interrupted him and said, "What a mess, how did you pull out all the holy decrees." ”
As he spoke, he slapped Master Meng in the face a few times, and then kicked him out again.
Master Meng became very honest at this time, and he didn't dare to blame Han Zhen after being beaten, he thought that before the monk was invited, Han Zhen was his only lifeline.
Han Zhen asked him to help him get some water for washing his feet, and he hurriedly did so.
Han Zhen thought of something while soaking his feet, in addition to the four thugs here, there was also a shopkeeper, I don't know where he went.
He asked Master Meng: "Child, there is a person, who is the second child of your shop, why did he suddenly disappear." ”
When Master Meng heard him mention the shopkeeper, he thought that he had indeed disappeared suddenly, and immediately screamed in fright, this time the fear was even worse than just now.
Han Zhen was disgusted with the trouble of his shouting, and said to him: "Don't quarrel, the shopkeeper is not here, it is likely that he has something to go out, and it is not necessarily that he was called away by your wife, if she wants to be called, I think the first one should be you." ”
Master Meng stopped screaming for a while, and said to Han Zhen: "It's understandable that Madame told him to go first, sometimes I beat Madame, and the shopkeeper has to help me strike first, this bastard is even more ruthless than me." ”
Han Zhen ignored him and was about to fall asleep while lying on the bed. He sat tightly on the edge of the bed, staring at Han Zhen deadly.
After a while, there was heavy footsteps outside, and Han Zhen was also awakened.
Master Meng said to him: "Oh no, little boy, my wife has brought someone to arrest me." ”
Han Zhen couldn't cry or laugh, patted him on the forehead and said, "Don't talk in your dreams, your wife is dead, how can the dead come to arrest you, how can there be such a ridiculous thing from ancient times to the present." ”
Soon people from outside came in, and after the door was pushed open, it was the shopkeeper who led the way, bringing seven or eight people. These seven or eight people are all big men with tigers on their backs, and they are thugs at first glance. At that time, the shopkeeper was afraid that he would suffer a loss if there were fewer people to deal with Han Zhen, so he moved the rescuers.
Seeing that the shopkeeper was not dead, and he came back with so many people, Master Meng felt a lot more at ease.
The shopkeeper first said to him: "Master, why did Madam die, did this kid kill him, today we want him to pay for his blood debt." Today I swear that if I can't kill the murderer to avenge my wife, I won't die a good death, and I won't have a whole body!"
Han Zhen pushed Master Meng out and said, "Come on, you can do it, he killed his wife himself." Little second brother, don't forget the oath you just made. ”
The shopkeeper was embarrassed for a while, regretting that he swore indiscriminately without asking clearly.
Master Meng asked the shopkeeper and the others to retreat first, and did not embarrass Han Zhen on the spot, although everyone was a little incomprehensible, they could only listen to him.
Han Zhen was so sleepy that he lay down again to fall asleep, this night he slept very sweetly, thinking in his heart that he had escaped from Wu Xiadie's hands in a daze, it was incredible. This is like Wu Xiadie, as a fisherman, finally caught a fish, and then it could be put on the board to prepare for the pot, and suddenly the fish jumped out of the window and ran away. Hehe, Wu Xiaodie, if you are angry, you can't blame me.
I slept for more than an hour, and I woke up again when I heard movement below, and at this time Master Meng was still by his side.
Han Zhen said to him: "Child, there are already so many evil men from the rivers and lakes below, why are you still guarding me like an unweaned child." ”
Boss Meng said: "I still have faith in you, and those of them can be a little more cruel to mortals, if my wife comes back, they will all be scared to death." ”
At this time, a person came over and reported to Master Meng that the monk had been invited. He took Han Zhen out of the house to greet the monk.
It was a young monk who came, about ten years old, about the same age as Han Zhen.
Looking at his immature appearance, Master Meng called the four people who invited the monk over and blamed him in a low voice: "Who asked you to find this kind of young monk, can he catch Madame, I don't believe it." ”
One person lowered his voice and said: "The old monks are too expensive, and they also said that it is too late today, and they will come back tomorrow." We also tried our best to let this little monk come here. ”
Master Meng went over to the little monk to say a few polite words, and then told him the purpose of inviting him this time. The little monk took out the wooden fish and knocked it for a while, and then closed his eyes and chanted the scriptures, which was only half a pillar of incense in total, and told Master Meng that everything was fine, and this place was already clean.
Master Meng was a little unconvinced, and said to the little monk: "Have you checked clearly, are you sure that my wife will not come back?"
The little monk said: "There is no problem at all, thank you donor, this time the little monk comes and needs you to give five taels of silver." ”
When Master Meng heard five taels, he felt that it was so expensive, and looked at the four people with blaming eyes.
He played a trick and said to the little monk: "Don't hide it from the monk, I can't take out so much silver for a while, look at this ......"
The little monk smiled slightly and said, "Okay, we monks do things but we want to be worthy of our hearts, I won't force you, donor you can take as much as you want." ”
Master Meng took out a penny from his body and sent it to the little monk. The little monk took a penny and looked at it, and then put it on his body.
I thought that the matter would be over here, but the little monk suddenly grabbed Master Meng's neck, changed his soft attitude just now, and said angrily: "Little monk, I ran such a long way in the middle of the night, and you are only willing to take a penny, which is too indifferent to me." ”
More than a dozen people on Master Meng's side immediately surrounded the little monk. Everyone shouted loudly for the little monk to hurry up and let Master Meng go.
The little monk grabbed Master Meng's neck and warned everyone: "All of them will back off for me, if anyone takes another step forward, I will immediately strangle him to death." ”
Han Zhen had been secretly enjoying himself for a long time when he saw this scene, he had already encountered several fake monks like this, and he belonged to the same category as Wan Idiot.
The little monk pinched Master Meng's neck with one hand, and tried to get some silver from him with the other. After he took away a dozen taels of silver, he was still not satisfied, and took down a jade wrench in Master Meng's hand.
Master Meng said: "Monk, I warn you, you can't take this wrench, I bought it with my wife." The point is that it's valuable, the most valuable thing in my hands. ”
The little monk's eyes lit up and said, "It's worthless, and the little monk doesn't want it." ”
Master Meng ordered to everyone: "Everyone go up together, beat this demon monk to death for me, don't care about my life or death, if my money is robbed by him, what's the point of living, it's better to die with him." ”
Everyone listened to him and rushed forward to attack the little monk. The little monk also learned some basic kung fu, kicked down the two of them again and again, and pinched Master Meng with his hand again, almost strangling him to death.
Two of them went around to the side and sneaked the stick on the little monk's head, and he finally let Master Meng go by dodging the stick.
Master Meng said angrily: "Beat me, beat him hard, beat him to death." Hearing him say this, everyone started to be more ruthless, although the little monk had a little effort, but after all, he was outnumbered, and he was knocked to the ground after a while.
The shopkeeper went over to try his snort and saw that he was not dead.