Chapter 586

Wu Ke's heart was going to be bad, who would remember what the instructor said yesterday, but he still thought about it carefully and asked cautiously: "...... The dormitory must be clean and tidy?"

Instructor Liu shook his head and said, "It's not this, the next one." ”

“...... No cell phones and snacks?"

Instructor Liu bowed slightly: "It's a little close." ”

What do you mean it's a little close! Instructor, you should give a clearer hint! Wu Ke racked his brains and thought about it again, and asked cautiously: "...... After the lights go out, you are not allowed to talk to each other and play with your phone?"

Instructor Liu smiled: "You have already committed this yesterday, not today, the last one, you haven't finished it, think about it carefully." ”

Wu Ke felt like his head was about to explode, oh my God! What else could I miss? No mobile phones, snacks, nothing else! What else could I have? Toys?

Instructor Liu saw that he was about to collapse, so he stopped selling Guanzi, and said bluntly: "Mobile phone snacks are not allowed to be exposed, and they will be confiscated immediately once discovered.

It's really a toy! Wu Ke was so shocked that he almost hit the street.

Xie Qin was taken aback, I thought it was a cold joke at the time, but it turned out that Instructor Liu really meant that!

Noticing that everyone was staring at him stunned, Instructor Liu smiled and said, "Poker is also a toy." ”

Wu Kezhi said: "No, that, instructor, I ......"

Instructor Liu interrupted him and said, "I'll take the poker." Seeing Wu Ke's panicked face, he patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "It's okay, everyone will make mistakes, it's inevitable." With that, he burst out laughing.

Lu Chenghu was startled, his heart was not good, and the egg brother was about to be tragic! Over there, Xie Qin also felt that Instructor Liu's posture and way of speaking were a little familiar, and after thinking about it, he suddenly realized: At that time, Instructor Liu asked Lu Chenghu to run away after laughing!

Wu Ke felt panicked when he saw Instructor Liu laughing, but his expressionless face didn't seem to be very good, so he laughed along.

The two laughed at each other for a while, and Instructor Liu smiled and patted Wu Ke's shoulder and showed his left hand, his five fingers open.

Xie Qin and Lu Chenghu secretly shouted badly.

Wu Ke looked at Instructor Liu's raised hand and didn't know what was going on?Give me five*? He greeted his left hand with the mentality of trying it out, and with a loud "snap", the two completed a perfect Give me five.

(Give me five is an abbreviation of "give me five fingers", which means that two people raise their hands and give each other a high five, which is used to greet or celebrate each other.) )

Instructor Liu's smile froze, and his face immediately darkened. He adjusted his facial muscles and smiled a little reluctantly, "It means that you will be asked to go downstairs and run five laps." ”

Why did the story unfold like this! Wu Ke's smile froze on his face, and his shoulders drooped.

Xie Qin and Lu Chenghu looked at him sympathetically, unfortunately, your wit can't change the doomed ending.

Instructor Liu returned to normal, looked at the people around him and smiled: "The others will disperse if they have nothing to do." "Say goodbye and leave.

Lu Chenghu walked to Wu Ke's side and sighed bitterly: "Brother Dan, my brother is incompetent, I can't help you." ”

Wu Ke had a bitter gourd face, and said in a low voice with a crying voice: "I ran about ten laps intermittently today......

Except for Wu Ke, everyone's luck is still good. Xie Qin finally breathed a sigh of relief when he walked to the dormitory, and said in his heart that he would never go to join in the fun in the future, it was simply asking for trouble.

When he returned to the bedroom, he found that the bottle of water he had given to Zang Zhichao just now had been drunk by him, and then he looked at Zang Zhichao lying on the bed with an unfinished face, and secretly said that he really guessed correctly, a bottle of water is not enough for this water rat to stuff his teeth.

Ding Yixiong was sitting on the top bunk and talking about the tacit understanding of Instructor Liu and Wu Ke "Give me five", and it seemed that he was also there just now.

Zang Zhichao suddenly sat up, got up and walked out, Ding Yixiong was talking about Xingtou, seeing that this product was so faceless, he said depressedly: "Where are you going?"

Zang Zhichao said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Liu Jiapeng poked his head out of the top bunk and smiled weirdly: "'The water room that appeared at midnight'......"

Zang Zhichao turned around and scolded angrily: "It's not even nine o'clock yet!"

Listening to his trembling voice, everyone knew that he was scared again.

"yes. Liu Jiapeng was stunned, and then smiled weirdly: "Then be careful of the 'non-existent water room'." ”

Zang Zhichao said loudly, "Get out! don't bother me! I don't believe it!" But his steps began to tremble.

"It's a bad taste. Wang Chaoren glanced at Liu Jiapeng dissatisfied.

"Haha, this thing is so daring, it's not fun at all. Liu Jiapeng said this, but he smiled very happily.

After a while, Zang Zhichao came back with a satisfied expression on his stomach. "How can there be any 'non-existent water room'," he said haha, "Liu Jiapeng, you can lie to people." ”

Liu Jiapeng shrugged innocently and sighed: "I just said a title, it's all you who have a perfect brain." Alas, people, in the end, it's all about scaring yourself. ”

Wang Chaoren rolled his eyes: "You are still reasonable! ”

Xie Qin watched Zang Zhichao pat his stomach and return to bed, feeling that something was not quite right. He won't really ......

Qin Cheng, who had been lying on the bed, suddenly spoke: "Liu Jiapeng, what are you going to do with that big mosquito net?"

Liu Jiapeng picked up the mosquito net piled up at the head of the bed, sighed and said, "What else, give it another good rest." ”

Wang Chaodao: "I'll help you." ”

The two of them unfolded the mosquito net and folded it to the size of a single bed. Zang Zhichao looked at the two who were busy working, and said with a smile: "Don't be busy, sooner or later it will have to collapse, it's better to learn from me, wipe a body of wind oil essence, and a hundred mosquitoes will not invade!"

Liu Jiapeng and Wang Chaoren stopped what they were doing and looked at him, you still don't know why your whole person is swollen today, right?

"Hey, hey, look at our elixir......" Zang Zhichao took out the wind oil essence and poured it on his hand, ready to wipe it on his body.

"Don't wipe your feet!" said Xie Qin urgently.

Zang Zhichao wondered: "Why don't you rub it on your feet? It's very itchy to bite your feet." ”

"Anyway, don't rub it on your feet! Peppermint is not good for your health!" Xie Qin casually said a reason, you can't just say that you smoked Wu Deng for a night yesterday, and as a result, your second personality was smoked, right?

Wu Deng suddenly interjected: "Eh, what are you talking about mint? Then again, my nose is full of mint smell, who of you knows what's going on? Am I sick with something?"

"I'm not sick, I'm not sick, you're too tired, I'm thinking too much, just get up after sleeping. Xie Qin casually said a reason, you can't just say that you smelled the wind oil essence last night, right?

"Eh, will it be bad for your health?" Zang Zhichao will be suspicious, but it seems that there are many elements of faith.

Xie Qin said in his heart, you are really so foolish, and I was about to pull out some common sense from the health program to defeat him-Mom, you are so wise to listen to the radio while I was having breakfast--I saw Zang Zhichao's expression suddenly became very colorful.

Xie Chin asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Zang Zhichao stood up suddenly, and hit his head on the bed board of the upper bunk hard, but he didn't seem to feel pain, and he didn't even stop, flying towards the outside of the dormitory.

Liu Jiapeng and Wang Chaoren, who were busy with their work, heard a "whoosh" in their ears, raised their heads to look around, and asked, "The wind is blowing?"

Xie Qin thought of the satisfied look on Zang Zhichao's face when he came back patting his stomach just now, and his heart would not be right for me, right?! But if that's the case...... Didn't he take the paper?

When Xie Qin got up and took a roll of paper and was about to go out, he met the gaze of the pottery paper, who smiled wryly at him.

You guys are too smart, aren't you? Xie Qin also showed him a wry smile.

There was a bang, and the room went dark.

Liu Jiapeng and Wang Chaoren exclaimed in unison: "There is still a hook that has not been hung up!"

Qin Cheng said: "Take your mobile phone and take a photo." ”

Wang Chaoren said angrily: "Didn't Instructor Liu say that you won't be allowed to turn on your mobile phone after the lights go out! How can you, the head of the dormitory, take the lead in knowing the law and breaking the law! It's so indecent!"

Qin Cheng's movements couldn't be seen clearly in the dark, he should be waving his hand, Xie Qin thought, Qin Cheng's voice floated over: "I'm sorry, when I didn't say it." ”

"Really!" Wang Chaoren took out his mobile phone and turned on the flashlight, "Forget it this time, don't take it as an example!"

Qin Cheng turned around and ignored him.

Xie Qin sighed, let's go to the bathroom, otherwise Zang Zhichao wouldn't be able to come out.

Before I could get to the bathroom door, I heard a long moan: "Ouch-ouch-"

Xie Qin said in his heart Fortunately, the lights in the corridor and the bathroom are on, otherwise there is still this movement floating in the corridor with black lights and blind fire, which will scare Zang Zhichao half to death, wait a while, this sound seems to be from Zang Zhichao, and his stomach is so bad?

It would be interesting if the lights went out when the instructors came to patrol, and Zang Zhichao kept calling like this. Xie Qin thought with some bad taste, but in this way, Zang Zhichao and the fourth class are going to be famous again, so forget it.

Xie Qin walked into the bathroom, followed the moaning sound to find Zang Zhichao, who was struggling, looked up and saw that it was Xie Qin, and said suspiciously: "You also drink tap water?"

Drink your brother-in-law! Xie Qin handed him the paper angrily: "Oh, paper." ”

"Huh, paper?"

Zang Zhichao looked at the roll of paper handed over by Xie Qin suspiciously, then rummaged through his trouser pocket, and then rummaged through his clothes pocket, then looked at Xie Qin in surprise and asked, "You really didn't bring it! How do you know?"

"You are in such a hurry, a fool can guess it, besides, are you the kind of person who can carry a paper with you?" Xie Qin said angrily, shaking the paper, "Oh, take it." ”

Zang Zhichao still didn't take over the paper, but thought about it very seriously: "Why am I not the kind of person who carries the paper with me?"

Are you a little self-conscious! And hurry up and take the paper away, I don't know if it smells big here! Xie Qin shook the paper depressedly, and replied angrily, "You can think about this problem yourself here, I'm going back to sleep!"