Even the captain told me to come in and out safely......

I wanted to tell the lieutenant that my name was Dali, and I wanted to tell the lieutenant if he could drink tea instead, but when he saw that the lieutenant's eyes were bloodshot, everyone could only nod obediently. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"By the way, Captain, don't you have to drink with those brothers in the seven, eight, or nine groups? After all, their group has been reduced. Sima Yi wanted to make a final struggle and lure the captain to drink with others.

"If you don't go, they will already reduce their staff, and if you drink with me tonight, it is estimated that the establishment will be withdrawn tomorrow. "The captain was in a bad mood and explained it very bluntly.

Sima Yi burst into tears.

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"Safe in and out, you kid is good, I'm going to you tonight!" the captain grabbed me by the shoulders and hurried us to drink.

The fact that drinking with the captain is life-threatening, I don't think I need to remind my companions anymore, I secretly glanced behind me, Wang Hu and Zhao Ying followed them as if they were dead, it is estimated that they are just thinking about drinking with the captain, just die, and then burn them the next day.

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In order to reduce the risk of drinking this time, we proposed to the lieutenant that he leave his personal weapon, the Sanhua Red Stick, the Big Iron Rod, in the barracks and not take it with him.

"It's okay, if you don't bring it, you won't bring it, Lao Tzu, I have weapons all over my body," the lieutenant agreed.

"What do you mean by that?" we were shocked, could there be a hidden weapon that we didn't understand?

"Have you seen my one-armed herald? That kid drank two glasses of Dauring, and he insisted on wrestling with me, how did he know my ancestral method of breaking limbs and splitting tendons. The lieutenant explained the reason with a grin.

The crowd burst into tears.

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"Captain, what kind of ancestral mastery do you have, just talk about it all at once, and let us die," Sima Yi said desperately.

"Lao Tzu's ancestors have learned a lot, you can count how many of my heralds there are, and you will know how many they are. "Captain is not good at math, let's count it ourselves.

Everyone burst into tears, originally we thought that it was a very unreasonable thing for a cavalry battalion to need a dozen heralds, until the moment we knew the truth, we understood what it meant to exist as reasonable, and it seemed that the captain had already left the herald position for us early in the morning.

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"I don't want to be a herald for the captain...."Sima Yi said what was in our hearts.

Nonsense, who wants to be it, we have to discuss a way as soon as possible, everyone dragged behind and muttered.

"Do you want to sacrifice me?" said the old gun girl as she wanted to go up and invite the captain to drill into the grove, and when she saw that the old gun girl was selling herself again, we quickly grabbed her.

"Do you want to sacrifice me?" Wang Hu also wanted to sell himself, so we quickly grabbed him, and if he went, we would be wiped out without drinking.

"I'm going to get all the captain's heralds, maybe I can save our lives, and by the way, give them a chance to take revenge," the cousin turned around and slipped away, this excuse was flawless, and we could only watch him go.

"It seems that we can only use the wheel to fight, we quickly toast him with one cup, and if the six cups go down, no matter how good it is, we have to lie down, and if the six cups go down and he doesn't fall, we will run. "It's still an old gun with rich experience, and running if you can't beat it is very in line with the combat style of our oolong team.

This is a good solution, and we unanimously agree with it.

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Drink

We went according to the plan.

It's definitely me at the head, don't ask why.

"Captain, I'm a rookie egg, I can't help much this time, I'm sorry. I salute you for this cup, and I'll do it first. Without waiting for the lieutenant to reply, I poured it down, and it was a great adventure, and the import burned from my throat to my stomach, but it was mixed with the fragrance of mare's milk, and the sweetness was so quick that it tempted people to want another drink.

The lieutenant raised the wine glass with both hands, slowly raised it to his mouth, and said to me seriously: "Don't talk nonsense, go in and out safely, you are very good, a recruit doesn't count to kill the opponent, and you saved the uncle, all the brothers who have the wind will thank you." ”

"In the end, it didn't help, ashamed, ashamed. "I'm humble and secretly happy, it seems that the tactics have worked.

"You don't have to be too modest, we don't want to ride the camp to do this" After speaking, the captain took a sip of wine gently, then half-squatted down, poured all the rest of the cup to the ground, and said as he poured it: "Big black man, return to the temple with peace of mind, Lao Tzu will have a drink with you tonight, and you will bless the brothers with invincibility on the battlefield." ”

Well, the big black man is a personal soldier who has followed the captain for many years, and he is the first brother to be shot through the throat by an arrow in front of us, and it is only natural for the captain to toast him with the first glass of wine

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Seeing the captain sit back at the main table, Zhang Er, who was in charge of the world, immediately seized the opportunity.

"Captain, my name is Zhang Er, my grandfather said that the stability of a large market always requires the dedication and sacrifice of many heroes. I salute you alone with this cup, thank you for your dedication to the motherland all the time stationed in the frontier" After speaking, Zhang Eryi raised his head and did not hesitate to do it first.

"Did you hear it, Ergouzi, everyone can see your run, and everyone will cherish your sacrifice, come, make this toast with Lao Tzu." The lieutenant took a sip, still half-squatting and pouring wine, and that movement was extremely skillful.

Well, Ergouzi is also a personal soldier who has been with the captain for many years, and he is also a brother who died in front of us.

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Until now, the lieutenant had not taken a full sip of wine.

The old gun insisted that he was an old Jianghu, and he came to the rescue urgently.

He took a glass of wine, and as soon as he came up, he fell to the ground like a captain, and said as he poured it: "This cup of wine, to all the brothers who have sacrificed, may you have no swords and arrows in the church." ”

After speaking, the old gun stood up and poured another glass of wine, clinked glasses with the captain, raised his head and went down, and then said: "I am older than you in terms of age and military age, if my wife is not dead, I have no one to take my daughter, so I went back to the school to teach." If I don't come back to teach and debate the merits, I can be a captain now, and we will do this glass of wine. ”

This cup should be drunk safely, we thought to ourselves.

As a result, the captain took another sip of wine and then fell to the ground, explaining while pouring: "Thank you for the wine of the brothers, since you are a veteran, you should know the rules of the army, as long as I have a sip of wine, then the brothers must have to drink, come, Sipizi, and Lao Tzu to drink this glass, and go on the road with peace of mind." ”

Well, they are all brothers who are born and die, and the wine has to be drunk cup by glass, and people have to be respected one by one.

After all, there are still eleven brothers who are not respectful, and we burst into tears.

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There are only six of us, so if we go on in a circle, we will already be wiped out without the captain's action, is there any way to win by surprise?

Wang Hu said yes, and then he squirmed forward and proposed to the captain: "Captain, please listen to me chant a poem to give to the deceased brothers, they are tired of drinking, maybe they want to listen to the poem?"

Everyone hurriedly forced Wang Hu to pour a cup himself, dragged him back, and joked, with Wang Hu's IQ, he might be able to chant poetry to kill people.

This proposal is good! The lieutenant was interested and wanted to hear what kind of poems Wang Hu had to deal with.

Wang Hu saw that someone admired him, and wanted to twist forward again.

Everyone hurriedly poured Wang Hu two cups, lest he come out and bring disaster to the world.

Three cups of adventure, Wang Hu has reached a critical state, he sat for a while, his face turned from blue to red, and then suddenly took off his shirt and began to look around for the captain's mixed yuan big iron rod.

"Why did he find my stick?" the lieutenant wondered.

"He admires you," I disguised.

"Big stick," Sima Yi continued honestly.

Everyone hid their faces, Sima Yi, an honest and cultural person with no emotional intelligence, is really a shame for the team.

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In order to prevent Sima Yi from continuing to tell the truth, we put him down with one cup.

Then there were only four of us left, and we mustered up the courage to pay tribute to the past for the sake of our deceased brothers.

After saluting the fourteen brothers who saw them off today, he also invited all the brothers who died in the last few battles out, saying that he wanted us to remember them, even if they were names.

Well, we understand that the captain is deliberately intoxicating us, maybe he is for our good, maybe he is afraid that we will have a pimple in our hearts when we first come into contact with this kind of ritual, and deliberately channel our feelings.

Or maybe the captain really has no money, and he can't afford to raise more heralds, so he doesn't dare to let go and drink with us.

It doesn't matter what the fuck is about, we're all broken anyway.