Chapter 18: Instant
Xiao Jiu once asked Su Musha a question: When you meet Mrs. Zhu and Jia Nanliu, who will you kill first?
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Xiao Jiu then changed his question: Who is it best not to meet Mrs. Zhu and Garnanliu?
"Lady Bamboo. Su Musha replied very simply, "As long as you are a man, you must pray that you don't meet Mrs. Bamboo." ”
Su Musha, who dared to peep at the little senior sister's bath, actually said this, and Mrs. Zhu's evil can be seen.
Lady Bamboo is not her real name.
"Bamboo Lady" is a folk summer bed to cool off the utensils, also known as the green slave, can hug, can rest feet, deeply loved by the people in the south of the Yangtze River, almost every bed has one.
At that time, the neighbors called her Mrs. Bamboo, and the intention can be imagined, it is nothing more than the vicious words of some people.
If it is so, it is not evil.
But uncovering Mrs. Bamboo's crimes, slaughtering a village, and poisoning a city is just shocking, and her methods of dealing with men are terrifying.
The joy of the world, the love of men and women is the most delicious.
But what if you are about to climb to the top and sprinkle your last pleasure, you will be cut off alive and become an inhumane eunuch?
This kind of pain was just a thought flashing in Su Musha's mind, and he would feel a chill in his lower body.
And Mrs. Bamboo's method of dealing with men is like this.
Su Musha was naturally frightened and prayed not to meet him.
Mrs. Zhu slaughtered the village and destroyed the city, and after the fame shook the rivers and lakes, she used this method to deal with countless men.
Later, the people in the rivers and lakes also knew her name of "Mrs. Bamboo", and also thought that she was a water-based poplar, and the name of "Mrs. Bamboo" was just right, and gradually forgot her real name and surname.
The notoriety of Mrs. Bamboo spread in the rivers and lakes.
As for why she became like this, no one knows, no one wants to know, and perhaps Madame Bamboo herself is about to forget.
There is a legend that she is practicing an evil kung fu, but all the people in the rivers and lakes don't believe it, and there has never been such a cruel martial art on the rivers and lakes.
Among Xiao Jiu and Sima Liao, only Ranger is barely an old man.
He didn't know when and where he had a relationship with Mrs. Bamboo, but he recognized Mrs. Bamboo.
Mrs. Zhu was holding an oil-paper umbrella, looking at Xiao Jiu, and was a little surprised when she heard Ranger say her name and surname, she looked over and exclaimed, "It's you?"
Xiao Jiu and the three of them were in the restaurant, looking across the street from Mrs. Zhu who was standing on the roof, there was a drizzle, and Mrs. Zhu whispered softly, the three of them should not be able to hear it.
But Mrs. Zhu's words were clear and audible, as if she was whispering softly in their ears, soft, with the grace and warmth of a Jiangnan woman, as well as the charm and charm of a mature woman.
Just listening to the voice, Sima Liao's body and mind were half crisp.
"That's nice. Sima Liao couldn't help but say.
Xiao Jiu glanced at Sima Liao strangely, "What's so good about this?"
"You're a chick, and you don't understand the charm. Sima Liao said.
"Go, you don't too. ”
Xiao Jiuke knew that Sima Liao was also a rookie, otherwise he would not have been fooled by the scholar of the wonderful pen into sword seventy-three, and challenged the note flower of sword thirty-three.
He turned his head to look at the lower half of the ranger's body, and said in surprise: "She actually knows you!"
"I met once by chance. The ranger looked at Xiao Jiu puzzled, "What's all the fuss about?"
"You ......" Xiao Jiu pointed under him, "Are you still there?"
Ranger looked at Sima Liao, who was still drunk, and then at Xiao Jiu, who was serious, and couldn't help but hold his forehead, "Why are your thoughts so strange?"
This is because Xiao Jiu has always regarded Su Ge'er's words as a guideline.
Su Ge'er said that Mrs. Zhu was like a snake and scorpion that could not be provoked, although Xiao Jiu was not afraid, he also felt that it was not good to provoke.
Now that Ranger actually knows her, in Xiao Jiu's simple mind, Ranger must not be pleased.
When the three of them were here or indulging, or pity, or holding their foreheads, Mrs. Zhu had already taken her gaze back, stretched out her hand, and said, "Hand over the elixir of the Fu Divine Doctor." ”
"What elixir? I don't know. Wet by the drizzle, the woman dressed as a son said confidently.
Compared with Mrs. Bamboo's charm and softness, her voice is much brighter and more crisp, like a yellow warbler out of the valley, full of girlish liveliness.
"Do you want me to do it myself?" Lady Bamboo raised her leg one step further, and her figure flashed, and the distance had narrowed from six steps to three steps.
"Wait!" the woman said busily, knowing how powerful Madame Bamboo was, and hurriedly took out a dark and smooth pill from her bosom.
"Here you go!" The woman raised her hand, flicked her middle finger, and the pill left her hand, Mrs. Zhu reached out to take it, but how did she know that the pill was actually headed towards the three people in the restaurant opposite.
"Look for death!" Mrs. Bamboo, who was teased, was furious, and her body suddenly disappeared in place.
"Hurry on!" the woman stepped back, not forgetting to shout at the three men.
"Okay!" Xiao Jiuda responded, jumped out of the window of the restaurant, and grabbed the pill.
"Is this person stupid?" ranger and Sima Liao glanced at each other.
They didn't know the woman at all, and it was obvious that she threw the pill at them, so how could they know that this stupid boy had been fooled.
Mrs. Bamboo also knew what the woman was thinking. Ignoring the pills, her body shot at the woman's side like an arrow from the string, kicking her off the eaves.
Then he jumped down and grabbed the pill that was still in the air.
She was dressed in red, flying on the white wall with an oil-paper umbrella, in the drizzle of the Qingming Dynasty, like in the landscape painting splashed with ink, embellished with a little red, very beautiful.
Xiao Jiu went first, and the pill came towards him again, so he took it in his hand first.
But Mrs. Zhu's light skills, Xiao Jiufang has already seen it, and now it is even more shocking.
Seeing that she started later, she came to Xiao Jiu's side almost instantly, formed five fingers into claws, and grabbed Xiao Jiu's hand holding the pill.
said that it was too late, Xiao Jiu saw Mrs. Zhu grabbing it, stepped on the instep of the right foot with his left foot, twisted his waist, borrowed his body, stepped on the Taiyi Nine Palaces, and used Taiyi magic in the void, his body was a millimeter away from Mrs. Zhu's palm, flashed, flashed behind Mrs. Zhu, and fell to the ground steadily, turning around and holding the woman who was falling from free fall.
"Put it on!" Xiao Jiu took off the coat on his body and handed it to her.
"Smack. Mrs. Zhu clapped her hands, "The Taiyi Divine Skill of the Medicine King Valley is indeed worthy of its reputation. ”
"Your light skills are also very good. Xiao Jiu lifted the hat, looked at Mrs. Zhu, and said seriously, "I have never seen such a fast light skill." ”
"Instantly. Mrs. Bamboo said.
"What?" Xiao Jiu didn't understand.
"Her light work is called an instant. The woman took the hat off Xiao Jiu's head directly.
"Oh, remember. Xiao Jiu nodded seriously, then turned back to the woman and asked, "What are you doing?"
"To please the girls is to be in full suit. The woman pointed to the rain in her hair, and it ran down her hair into her clothes, which could not be covered by the clothes.
"Who wants to please you?" Xiao Jiu snatched the hat again, "Inexplicable." ”
"You!" the woman was angry and didn't know what to say.
She didn't know. Su Musha only taught Xiao Jiu that when he saw that a woman was embarrassed by her clothes or wet, it was a gentleman's job to help cover her.
As for pleasing girls, what is that?
Su Musha said that he was playing cultivation, although he didn't know who it was.
Yes, Su Mu didn't teach, and Xiao Jiu didn't learn either.
In Xiao Jiu's opinion, having given the woman a coat is already benevolent and righteous.
As for the hat, "I don't want to be drenched in the spring rain." ”
"Ahem. Sima Liao jumped down at some point, and he handed over his hat with a smile.
"He's made of elm, and the girl can't be angry, come, use me. ”