Chapter Seventy-Two: Hemorrhoids
Seeing Xiao Yuanyuan's pitiful look, Liu Mang squatted down and said with a light smile: "If you kiss me, I'll give your father something back." ”
The happy little round round hugged Liu Mang's head with both hands and kissed it hard.
Touching Xiao Yuanyuan's head, Liu Mang ordered: "Emperor Shakti, return half of the carriage to them." ”
Seeing that Liu Mangzhen had given him half of the things, Sun Cheng got up and said overjoyed: "Thank you, thank you." ”
"Thank you, sister, thank you daughter for going, going while going. For Sun Cheng's thanks, Liu Mang said impatiently.
Xiao Yuanyuan was not happy now, pouted and coquettishly said: "Big brother, don't murder my father." ”
This time, Liu Mang didn't agree, but smiled evilly: "That's not good, the Straw Hat Bandit Group only treats women and children preferentially, and is not interested in men." ”
After Liu Mang finished speaking, he began to check the other half of the carriage one by one.
"Yo, it's really herbs, system, are these herbs worth money?" asked Liu Mang excitedly.
There are four carts of herbs and three carts of ingredients, which can be developed now, and the food is not lacking, but these herbs are high-value things at a glance.
But the system poured cold water on Liu Mang: "It's worthless." ”
Liu Mang looked incredulous: "No, such a good four-car herb, there are no ten-year-old trees, hundred-year-old tree people, hundred-year-old ginseng, thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and ten thousand years of fairy grass?"
Four carts of herbs, one is not valuable? Liu Mang definitely didn't believe it, and even felt that the system was deliberately deceiving himself.
Liu Mang's eyes rolled, and then he said in a low voice: "Uncle System, I know that I often want to pit you and I am wrong, but I promise, there will never be a next time, okay?"
“。。。 The system was silent for a while, and just when Liu Mang thought it was useless to flatter, the system's voice came.
"These herbs are all herbs from the last ten years, and they are artificially grown, just some ordinary herbs. ”
"Damn. When Liu Mang, who was extremely disappointed, was about to complain about two sentences, the system gave Liu Mang another candy to eat.
"There's a fifth-grade dragon's beard grass at your feet. ”
Liu Mang looked down at his feet and found that there was really a grass, and Liu Mang, who was overjoyed, quickly picked it off.
But no matter how you look at it, isn't this just a grass? I really can't see how this looks like a ground-level herb, or a fifth-grade herb.
"System, isn't this just an ordinary grass?" Liu Mang wondered.
"Turtle, if the dragon beard grass can be recognized at a casual glance, it will still be at your feet?" the system looked disdainful.
"That's right. Liu Mang also felt that what the system said was reasonable, and then thought of the seven strange flowers last time: "System, what kind of herb is the 'Tian Bu Lao', one of the seven strange flowers in the Qianmo Ancient Kingdom last time." ”
"The seven strange flowers can be said to be not herbal medicines, each strange flower has its own role, but it is impossible to find, the strange flower that competes with the sky for longevity, and the resources of another sect are not exaggerated. ”
“。。。 Hearing the last sentence, Liu Mang was stunned for a moment, his mind didn't turn for a while, and even the dragon beard grass in his hand fell to the ground.
The others saw that Liu Mang was muttering uncontrollably at this time.
"A sect's resources?"
"Can you change the resources of a sect?"
"I lost a sect's resources?"
In the end, Liu Mang roared heartbreakingly: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Didn't you tell me at that time that it was just the effect of curing the small five decays of heaven and man?"
Liu Mang's roar frightened everyone around him, shouldn't he be happy after getting so many herbs? Why are you still crazy?
The system explained earnestly: "That's just one of the smallest roles, and I just made up the others." ”
Make it up, make it up?
"Uh. Liu Mang's chest hurt, and he half-knelt on the ground, pressing his chest with his left hand and supporting the ground with his right hand, trying not to let himself fall.
"In the cave in the mountain where the Heavenly Walker Venerable was sealed last time, there were some earth-level herbs that were more than a hundred years old, and there were even several heaven-rank herbs under him. "At this critical juncture, the system made up for it.
"Poof~!"
Liu Mang was hit by a general attack by the system, and the defense line in his heart collapsed instantly, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"King!"
"King!"
"King!"
"What's wrong with you, King?!" Emperor Shitian ran to Liu Mang's side and helped Liu Mang, and the bandits of the Straw Hat Bandit Group were also anxious.
With the support of Emperor Shakti, Liu Mang stood up tremblingly.
I saw Liu Mang's hands together, raised to his chest, and a Buddha sound came out of Liu Mang's mouth.
"The morning bell and the dusk drum wash away the lead. ”
Hearing Liu Mang's Buddha voice, everyone suddenly felt comfortable, as if they were sharpened, they closed their eyes comfortably, and even some people moaned.
"I'm not distressed, I'm not distressed, I'm not distressed..." And Liu Mang is crazy self-hypnosis.
"Whew~. After half a quarter of an hour of hypnosis, the wound in Liu Mang's heart, which was originally dripping blood, was finally sealed.
"I'm fine, you put everything in the wagon into the storage ring. Liu Mang waved his hand to signal that it was okay, and reached out to pick up the dragon beard grass on the ground.
Even though Liu Mang kept saying that he was fine, Emperor Shitian still noticed, and Liu Mang's outstretched hand trembled slightly.
That's!
Liu Mang, who pretended to be calm, returned to the sedan chair, while the thieves of the Straw Hat Pirates looked at their king worriedly.
After packing up our things, we quickly got into the carriage, and we continued on our way. Being looked at very uncomfortable by everyone, Liu Mang scolded him.
Suddenly, all the thieves got into the car honestly, followed Liu Mang, and walked all the way from south to north.
The people of Sun Cheng's caravan watched the Straw Hat Bandits go all the way.
"Daddy, what's wrong with the big brother?" Looking at Liu Mang in the distance, Xiao Yuanyuan asked worriedly.
Sun Cheng's wife also asked curiously: "Xianggong, is the child okay?" ”
"Uh~. Sun Cheng fell into deep thought, and then suddenly realized: "Maybe it's hemorrhoids, I did the same with hemorrhoids last time." ”
"Oh~!" everyone in the caravan also looked like they had just woken up from a dream.
I see.
Liu Mang, who has already broken through the realm, can be said to have six ways to see, ears to all directions, and sounds within a radius of ten miles can be heard, not to mention that Sun Cheng said it unabashedly.
Everyone in the Straw Hat Bandit Troupe, who had not gone far, also woke up and looked at their king sympathetically.
It turns out that it is not easy for our king.
Liu Mang's face jumped, and the handrails made of pure gold were all pinched out by Liu Mang.
"Look at all the fart! You guys got hemorrhoids! Lao Tzu didn't get hemorrhoids. Liu Mang finally couldn't help but shout angrily.
After Liu Mang explained, the thieves of the Straw Hat Bandit Group had an expression of 'King, we understand you'.
Liu Mang slapped his forehead, and sure enough, the more he explained, the darker it became.
At this time, a group of people suddenly rushed out from both sides and surrounded Liu Mang's people.
"I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave it to buy road wealth. I saw a swarthy man shouting arrogantly.
The corners of Liu Mang's mouth, who was angry, slowly rose.
"The punching bag came in a timely manner. A cold voice came out of Liu Mang's mouth.
All of them shuddered.