Chapter 144: Outwitting Peach Blossom Mountain
"There are not many heroes in the world, and it is a lifelong encounter to meet them, Song Gongming has not done anything for famous heroes, it is also reasonable, although the rumors in the rivers and lakes are exaggerated, there are always those who can help the weak, brothers ........."
Luda said that his body was half shorter, and then the person was gone, Wu Song stared at the confused drunken eyes, and when he saw it, he couldn't help but be happy, Luda hugged a wine jar and fell asleep on the ground.
He was also very sleepy, too lazy to go back to the room, so he casually split off a chair handle and put it on the ground to make a pillow, and he also fell asleep.
On the second day, Wu Song and Luda woke up at the same time, looking at each other's embarrassment, they couldn't help laughing, Luda picked up the wine jar casually, drank two sips, handed it to Wu Song, and Wu Song also drank two sips.
There was no one in the hall, not even the leftovers from last night, and both of them knew that it was because Mrs. Liu ordered his subordinates not to disturb.
Wu Song simply removed the entire tabletop and put it on the ground, and the two sat cross-legged, eating meat and drinking in a big bowl.
"Brother, before I got drunk last night, I seemed to hear that you didn't think much of Song Gongming, why?"
Wu Song knew that such heroes, the most moral, behind the Taoist right and wrong, inevitably gave a peep, so he said: "It's not that my brother doesn't think so, there is an ancient saying, seeing is believing, I had a short party with him, this person is quite righteous, but his martial arts are not high, the road is uneven, he can't draw a sword to help, and I haven't heard that he has acted righteously against that famous hero, but he is very famous in the rivers and lakes, and he can't help but be a little suspicious." ”
"What you said is also reasonable, there are many people on the rivers and lakes who are too famous, just like the straight lady thief 'Little Overlord', Lao Tzu is a military governor, and his brother is the head of the capital, and he doesn't dare to be the overlord, so why is the birdman!"
Hearing Luda scolding Zhou Tong, Wu Song didn't talk about Song Jiang anymore, and took advantage of the situation to say: "Brother, without further ado, let's discuss how to build this Peach Blossom Mountain." ”
"Brother's words are very much in line with my wishes, to be a man is to be vigorous and resolute, I am the most afraid of the person in my life!" Luda agreed: "You have laid down Leopard's Head Mountain, and you must have an opinion on attacking this Peach Blossom Mountain." ”
"The soldier is fast, it should be fast but not slow!"
Luda has a rough personality, but there are also meticulous places, not to mention that he is the commander of the army, and he naturally has a set of marching and fighting, so he said: "Brother, I have heard that the enemy is strong and I am weak, cheap and fast, the enemy is weak and I am strong, cheap and slow, you and I are not afraid of three or two thousand people, the peach blossom mountain is only one or two hundred people, if it is a strong fight, it is not difficult to win, but it may not be able to bargain, and it will even cause some damage to the villagers of Liujiazhuang! Why not surround the mountain, you and I guard the front and rear mountains, and starve that guy to death!"
"This method can be done naturally, but the brother was ordered by the prefectural minister to deliver the congratulatory gifts to Tokyo on time......
"Phew, what a bird gift!" Ruda immediately attacked: "You just said yesterday that you want to save people thoroughly, and now you say that there is something to do with birds..."
"Brother is really upright!" Wu Song secretly laughed at Luda's recklessness in his heart, but he also respected him for his righteousness, and said with a smile: "Don't be bored, the little brother has his own clever plan, we didn't catch a dozen little minions, so we asked them to tie you and me up the mountain, and the bodies were all slipknots, and when they arrived at the nest of the guy, they came out to fight, why don't you succeed, now is how to make those little minions obedient, and you have to work hard!"
"It's simple, the Sprinkle family knows some methods of interrogating prisoners in the army, just use it, even if they tie us up the mountain, Zhou Tong will definitely suspect ....."
"It's easy to do, just teach them to say this and that!"
"What a plan!" Luda jumped up, took Wu Song's hand and walked out, out of the hall, the butler was already waiting outside, and before he could speak, Luda shouted: "Take our brothers to interrogate the little minions!"
The housekeeper knew that these two people were both sexual, how dare he say more, and immediately led the way in front, along the way, Ruda commanded so and so.
When the three of them came to a shed where cattle and sheep were raised, the housekeeper pointed out, "Two and thirteen thieves are inside." ”
"Well, go get ready!" Ruda commanded.
The butler quickly brought a table of wine and placed it in the shed, Wu Song and Luda walked in with straight faces, and the thirteen little minions trembled in panic when they saw the two evil stars.
The two sat down, looking at the little minions, drinking wine, sneering, the thirteen little minions were furious in their hearts, especially looking at Ruda, he was naked, with a large tattoo on his back, and his beard was like a row of steel needles, watching him eat meat, it seemed that he didn't even spit out the bones.
Duh!
Wu Song took out the dagger from his boots, stuck it on the table, and strode towards the little minions, so frightened that the little minions shouted: "Master spare your life!"
Wu Song didn't speak, grabbed one in one hand, and walked straight out of the wooden shed, Luda sneered three times, and also went out, the little minion who was holding for Wu Song was carried like a chicken, and kept begging in Wu Song's hands.
Wu Song walked to the side of the wooden shed, and next door was where the other twelve little minions were being held, and threw him away, without speaking, his hands crossed in front of his chest, and sneered.
Ruda came, went straight to the little minion, and said fiercely: "Straight mother thief!
Swing a punch and hit the little minion in the face, "Ahh ”
The twelve minions inside were so frightened that they almost fainted.
He ...... What's wrong with him....."
"Kill it....."
Twelve people were whispering, but after saying less than three words, they were silent, Wu Song came in, he grabbed another person with one hand, and turned to leave.
When he arrived at the door, Luda walked in front of Wu Song with the fainting little minion on his shoulder, and the little minion was so frightened that his soul flew out, and he said in his heart: "My time of death has come." ”
Wu Song threw him to the ground, pointed to Luda's back and said, "That person is very heroic, but the fate of the hero, hehe..."
"Villain..... The villain is a bear, not a hero, as long as he lives, he is willing to do anything!"
Wu Song smiled slightly: "I will let you go back to the mountain and give you a great credit!"
"The villain doesn't want to go back to the mountain, and he is willing to serve the master for the rest of his life!"
"What do you mean is like that person just now, is he unwilling to go back to the mountain?" Wu Song's face sank.
The little minion didn't know Wu Song's thoughts, and in order to survive, he could only follow: "Where the master asks the villain to go, the villain will go." ”
"Okay, tomorrow, you will tie me up the mountain with Fang Cai's beard and hand it over to Zhou Tong!"
The little minion didn't know why, he looked at Wu Song, Wu Song told him what he was going to do, he naturally agreed, Wu Song led him into the wooden shed, and let him eat meat and drink wine at the table.
The remaining eleven people were in their hearts: "One person is dead, one person has wine to drink, meat to eat, and the judgment is made, anyway, what he says, he promises!"
Wu Song took them out one by one, and there was no one who didn't agree.
On the second day, twelve little minions tied ropes and tied slipknots on Wu Song and Luda, and Mrs. Liu ordered twenty villagers to carry cattle and sheep, and beat gongs and drums to follow behind, Yang Shu and Su Quan were also mixed in, and set off towards Taohua Mountain.