Chapter 309: You Hit Me
"Humph!"
Li Kui was still sitting cross-legged on the ground, Fu Yin knew that this person was like this, and he didn't go wild, and he didn't pay attention to it.
"Tell me, Li Kui is in the wild boar forest, so blocking the road and robbing like this?"
"Tell Lord Yin, the villain is a person from Dengzhou, often going back and forth between Tokyo and Dengzhou, buying some silk from Tokyo and shipping it back to Dengzhou for sale, has been doing this business for more than 20 years, Mengzhou Road has always been peaceful, so he just brought two porters, and did not bring bodyguards to escort him. ”
The one who spoke was an old man in Tsing Yi, about fifty-seven or eighteen years old, and the remaining seven people were divided on both sides, commanded by Dong Chao, and explained one after another.
"Half a month ago, the villain bought fifty horses of silk from Tokyo, worth one hundred taels of silver, and passed through the wild boar forest. ”
"He had an axe in both hands, and when he saw the three of us, he cried out, 'I opened this road, and I planted this tree, and if you want to pass by, leave it to buy money!'
When Wu Song heard this, his heart brightened: "That person is not Li Kui, Li Kui doesn't know a single word, how can he say a piece of green forest cut so fluently!"
"When the black man saw the two porters draw out their knives, he shouted: 'The master is the 'Black Whirlwind' Li Kui, I don't know how many people I killed in Baizhang Village, today I see that you are also a good person, you are just robbing property, and it does not hurt people, and you can put down your property immediately if you are interested, and you can still save your life!"
"Fart, fart, fart!"
Li Kui jumped up, his beard stood up in anger, Dong Chao swept his legs, snapped, Li Kui was thrown to the ground, and the four catchers pressed him firmly to the ground with four water and fire sticks.
Li Kui still scolded non-stop: "You blind old man, no, you can't be scolded blind, you straight thief! You slandered Tie Niu for robbing you of your property, Tie Niu was not angry, and when you got out of the yamen, you robbed your property, and you were not wronged, if you have no property, you will strip your clothes naked, anyway, you said that Tie Niu robbed you of your things, you can't help but do ......"
Rumble!
The people in the trial outside the yamen listened to Li Kui's words and burst into laughter, and Wu Song also laughed and scolded: "Nonsense, it's really nonsense, how can there be such a reason, others have wronged you for robbery, you really want to rob, make the words come true for others!"
Dong Chaoqiang on the side couldn't help but smile and asked, "Li Kui, others said that you robbed, you weren't angry, but what made you angry?"
Fu Yin listened, but found it interesting, this roadblock robbery is not a big case, since the person has been arrested, it is even more at the stage of closing the case, but he tried countless prisoners, and the prisoners in the hall were only afraid, not like Li Kui, when he arrived at the court, it was like a burlesque, which was hilarious, he listened to Dong Chao's questioning, did not think he was angry, and did not blame him for interrogating prisoners indiscriminately in the court, but listened with interest.
Everyone is also very interested in this topic, whether Li Kui is blocking the road or not, they don't care, they all calm down and listen.
"Four rotten firewood that can't burn even if you make a fire, take it away, the master is uncomfortable!"
Li Kui's body twisted, Dong Chao saw that his hands were tied, and he knocked him down with just one move, so he didn't mind, nodded, and motioned to the four catchers to quickly take away the water and fire sticks.
Li Kui saw that the water and fire stick was taken away, sat up again, and said proudly: "Hmph! Tie Niu loves to kill people in his life, the old man said that Tie Niu is just robbing, not killing, wouldn't he spy on Tie Niu, and in the future, the heroes on the rivers and lakes will definitely laugh at it, saying that the 'black whirlwind' is a waste of fame, this life is a small matter, and a big reputation!"
"This black whirlwind is a muddy man!"
"Isn't it? robbery is at most sentenced to a stab and a soldier, and murder is a major crime of beheading!"
........
People outside the court were discussing, and Wu Song's heart sank: "How confused is Brother Li, he didn't do the robbery in the first place, but now you seem to admit it, and you say that you like to kill people, wouldn't you say that the crime is getting bigger and bigger!"
Wu Song was already convinced that Li Kui did not block the road and rob, half a month ago, they met in Anxi Village and had a fight, Li Kui could not come here to commit a crime, the person described by the old man was not Li Kui, at least it was not like his personality.
As soon as Wu Song arrived in the Happy Forest, everyone thought that he had fallen to death and killed Po Lai, Li Kui was very dissatisfied, saying that he had robbed him of the opportunity to kill people, and he was not very satisfied until he confirmed that Po Lai was scared to death for him.
Syllable!
Fu Yin slapped the shocked wood, and scolded with a smile: "Li Kui, above the court, the official didn't ask you, you are not allowed to make a sound, and after the witness finishes, you will have time to reply, otherwise I will sue you for contempt of the court and beat you fifty boards!"
Syllable!
Li Kui was like a loach, lying on the ground, holding his hands behind his back, constantly pulling his pants, he pulled for a while, turned his head sideways and said to Dong Chao: "Man, you and my brother are brothers, my brother calls me eldest brother, I am naturally your eldest brother, take off your pants for me!"
Rumble!
A burst of laughter broke out again inside and outside the court, and Wu Song couldn't help laughing: "How can there be a person in this world like Brother Li, who openly confesses his relationship in the court, and asks others to take off his pants for him, I don't know what he wants!"
Dong Chao scolded with a smile: "When did I recognize you as my eldest brother! What nonsense! Why did you ask me to take off my pants for you? I am not your lady?"
"Huh?" Li Kuiqi said: "I don't have a lady, even if I do, why do I want her to take off my pants for me!"
"Your lady took off your pants for you, to see if your ass was as black as your face!" The serious public hall had turned into a place of ridicule, and the people outside had no scruples and shouted loudly.
"I don't know if my butt is black, I can't see it!" Li Kui said seriously.
Someone shouted again: "Dong Observation, I think that big black man is going to be courteous in court, let you take off his pants for him!"
After he finished speaking, everyone laughed and covered their stomachs again, and Li Kui scolded loudly: "Straight mother thief! When I go out, I will definitely tear your bird's beak! Tie Niu is a person who knows books and etiquette, how can he be courteous in court!"
Originally, he was angry, and his voice was like thunder, and everyone was startled and didn't dare to laugh anymore, but when he heard him say that he "knows books and etiquette", how can he bear it.
"Yes, you are knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and anyone who sells pork can take the top prize!" someone laughed and scolded.
Syllable!
Fu Yin also laughed so much that he almost fell off the public case, he laughed and scolded: "You bastard, why do you let people take off your pants for you?"
"Lord Fu Yin!" Li Kui said solemnly: "Go to the court, don't take the board, Tie Niu has never seen it, you quickly let Tie Niu take off his pants, and hit a hundred boards solidly, there is a surplus, keep the account, and deduct it next time if there is anything!"
"Poof!" Fu Yin laughed again, panting with laughter: "Do you think I am a restaurant here?
"My lord, what you said is not right!" Li Kui shook his head fiercely: "You still beat me, otherwise you will be very addicted to it!"