Chapter 100: Pan Jinlian is My Woman

"Erlang is so careful! It's just ruining my day's business!"

"If the godmother had made a living by selling those bowls of medicinal tea, she would have starved to death!"

"Phew, look at what you said!" Wang Po snorted: "Without you amorous, it's true that the old lady would have starved to death, don't stand stupidly, can you bear to let the old lady carry a dozen pounds of door panels or the strength of her body to squeeze out the lady!"

Wu Song didn't want to tell her such a joke, so he immediately installed the door panel for her, and as she walked towards the western suburbs, there were not many people on the way, and when she arrived in the western suburbs, she didn't meet anyone.

"Hmph! There is no one here, there will be a stone mill, it seems that God made you talk about people's customs and teach people's wives and daughters to be chaotic!"

The stone mill was submerged in the soil and there were three feet in the soil, and the exposed three feet, Wang Po exclaimed: "Oh, the old lady only thinks that Erlang is strong, but she forgot to push a wooden cart, but she has to bother Erlang to go again and go back to find the wooden cart!"

"No need!"

Wu Song tied the hem of his clothes around his waist, exerted three points of force, and shook it on the stone mill, only moving slightly, he shouted: "You look so strong! Look how the master cleans you up!", and with three more points of force in his hand, the stone mill pulled him out of the soil.

"Erlang is really powerful, no wonder he can kill that big worm with his bare hands!" Wang Po exclaimed.

Wu Song didn't speak, launched his divine might, and with both hands, he lifted the stone mill above his head, so panicked that Wang Po hurriedly avoided it, and said in a trembling voice: "Erlang, you should be careful, don't smash your head into bean curd!"

"Even if the godmother sits on it and walks all the way to Tokyo, it will be as stable as Mount Tai!"

"I don't have such a blessing, the old lady is scared, it's better to stay away from you. ”

As she spoke, Wang Po ran to Wu Song's back for more than two feet, following from a distance, Wu Song thought: "How can you smash her to death with a stone mill like this, you need to coax her to the front." ”

"Godmother, Wu Er is holding the stone mill high, blocking the line of sight, you can't see things in the distance, you are wearing red embroidered shoes, very eye-catching, go to the front, I will follow your red light, no need to scruple!"

When Wang Po heard this, she also felt that it made sense, and she heard Wu Song say that there was a red light under her feet, isn't this a sign of a nobleman, and she was even more happy in her heart, and immediately walked in front, but she didn't forget to say: "Erlang, you need to follow me two feet away, the shadow of the stone mill is shrouded in me, it is very unlucky, and it defeats the red gas on the old lady!"

"This is natural!" Wu Song agreed, thinking that even if he was two feet away, I could still hit you with a stone mill, and you would have to die today!

Half a mile away, there is a small river in front of you, and in the early spring, the ice and snow melt, and the river is covered with unknown wildflowers, red, yellow, white, and pink, which is very beautiful.

"The scenery here is pleasant, it's not bad to be your graveyard, don't you have a picture of a hundred flowers, although there are no flowers here, there must be thirty or twenty kinds of flowers, but it is suitable for you!"

Wu Song has made up his mind, and decided to use a stone mill to smash Wang Po to death here, and then reported to the magistrate, saying that he would come with Wang Po to get the stone mill, the road was slippery in the rain, the stone mill tilted, and the Wang Po was crushed to death.

Wang Po didn't know that her death was coming, thinking that she had a stone mill, she was very happy, she could see wild flowers everywhere, she wanted to pick a handful of wild chrysanthemum back, wait for the weather to improve, dry it to make tea, and clear her liver and eyes, so she walked to the river and said: "Erlang, you put down the stone mill and rest a little, the old lady is just picking some wild chrysanthemum!"

"Out of the way!"

In line with Wu Song's intentions, Wang Po squatted down to pick wild chrysanthemum, it was easier to smash her to death, Wu Song looked at Wang Po's back, and raised the stone mill in his hand half a foot high, to smash it over.

Suddenly, his heart moved, and a cold sweat broke out all over his body: "I, Wu Song, am a man who stands up to the sky, a pair of fists, only beating tough guys in the world, and people who don't know morality, how can it be a good man to sneak attack a woman's family from behind at this moment!"

"Don't kill this old pious woman, I am afraid of the lives of my eldest brother and Jin Lian, this person is talking about amorous things everywhere, and I don't know how many women have been harmed, should I kill or not!"

Wu Song held the stone mill high, with a lot of thoughts in his heart, and couldn't help but think of the cute sleepy girl Xiaomeng who sent him to the Northern Song Dynasty, and immediately whispered: "Xiaomeng, you stinky girl?"

"Hmm---" Xiao Meng appeared very lazily as usual, and asked with one eye: "Tian Qi, do you want to shuttle?"

"No, let me ask you, I am in the Northern Song Dynasty, do all important things develop according to "Water Margin"?"

Xiao Meng tilted his head sideways and said, "You don't have to think about it, it only takes a minute, and you'll die!"

Wu Song's heart was shocked: "I didn't expect Wu Song's life to be so short, I can only shuttle to the heroes of Liangshan, there is only one Wang Po at the moment, it seems that my life is short!"

Wu Song's heart was shocked, and he almost dropped the stone mill in his hand and smashed it on his head, "Poof! Look at your stupid appearance!" Xiao Meng pursed her lips and smiled: "I'm just joking with you, but I'll also tell you a truth, if the things in the world and the ending are all let you know, what's the point of your life, "Water Margin", true and false, as for which ones are true and which ones are false, you judge for yourself, give you a sentence, it is better to believe in a book than no book! Also, I don't want to shuttle in the future, don't call me out, I'm sleepy, gray!"

Wu Song breathed a long sigh of relief, and suddenly thought of a question that he had been entangled with for a long time, and immediately shouted: "Stinky girl, don't go, can I give up shuttling with the other four people and only stay with Wu Song?"

"Erlang, you are overpowering, sulking, and even talking nonsense, aren't you Wu Song yourself, if it weren't for broad daylight, the old lady would really think that you were a ghost!"

Wu Song listened to Wang Po's ridicule and returned to reality, the cute sister paper was unreliable after all, and ran away without asking the question.

"Hey, the flowers are becoming more and more charming, and it is the scenery in front of me that fascinates my soul!"

Wu Song said casually, he made a decision, at the moment, it seems that Wang Po has no motive to kill Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing is also like a crab without tongs, he has hundreds of brothers, he is not worried at all, so he will not kill Wang Po.

Wang Po looked at Wu Song's words and couldn't help but laugh secretly in her heart, but she didn't know that she had walked away in the ghost gate, she continued to laugh: "I don't think it's the wild flowers that confuse you, but the house flowers, I don't know how delicious my sister-in-law's unboiled bun fish is, hehe, hehehe!"

"Godmother, don't speak foul language!" Wu Song's face sank, and then he was blessed to his heart, and said with the situation: "The eldest brother has written a letter of resignation to Jin Lian, and I already have a marriage contract with her, so I am tired of the godmother, and tell the entire Yanggu County for me, Pan Jinlian is my woman, and there is a wild dog who dares to peek at her, and she needs to have copper skin and iron bones, and she can be beaten by my three punches to kill the tiger!"