Chapter Twenty-Six: The Feeling of First Poisoning

"Okay, okay, don't tease the juniors, everyone hurry up and change their clothes and set off. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info "Uncle laughed and urged us to change our clothes.

The uncle said that there are all kinds of strange people in the mutual market, let's retouch our faces at will, then change our clothes, change some folk weapons, and set off with a swagger.

The appearance of the military horses was so obvious that the uncle even prepared civilian horses, and another colleague brought them to us from the border village, and symbolically humped a few pieces of cloth and a large pile of dry goods on the horseback.

After getting ready, a group of six of us swaggered and rode towards the market.

After walking for a long time, gradually there were more and more pedestrians along the road, all in the direction of the mutual market.

My cousin was really born a big liar, hooked up with several people along the way, and chatted happily, the uncle was a little worried that he talked too much, I signaled to the uncle to rest assured, and said to the uncle that my cousin had never told the truth since he was a child, and now he wants him to lie even more falsely.

And to tell the truth, I don't dare to confirm whether he is my cousin or not, maybe when he was a child, he came to my house to cheat and eat, and it was possible to fool my mother.

Uncle put his mind at ease and began to play his escort identity with peace of mind, the escort team who dared to walk the border is generally a bit of a criminal, basically a vicious person, this play is relatively simple, as long as it is pretended to be poor and vicious enough, or in popular terms, it is to pretend to be cool, pretend to be cool, uncle is the best.

Wang Hu's appearance is fierce enough.

Suo Knife Catches Twelve Doors, a natural actor.

I added two scars to my face and a fake beard, because I look relatively handsome, I am more worried that the handsome appearance will lead to no murderous aura, so in order to cooperate with everyone, I bent my waist and held a waist knife, trying to make my eyes fierce, and stared at everyone who passed by viciously.

"Okay, you relax, don't play a cross-eyed idiot role, just be your true colors, you have said that there are all kinds of strange things in the mutual market, and you don't need to act at all. "Uncle thought I was playing a bit of an idiot killer and reminded me.

I want to cry without tears, secretly thinking that Lao Tzu is so handsome, if he plays in his true colors, isn't it radiant, that will attract everyone's attention and be easily exposed...... , forget about acting in your true colors, let's act in your true colors, this is your request, uncle.

I began to straighten my back, my limbs relaxed, my face smiling, and my eyes brushing others like a spring breeze.

This very handsome style really attracted a ladyboy, and as soon as the ladyboy wanted to get closer, he was frightened back by Wang Hu, who was fighting the second wife defense battle, in a more demonic posture.

Uncle frowned. He said to me unhappily: "Okay, you better play that idiot killer again, now you look like a pimping dog slave, and even the official wants to arrest you and cut you back." ”

Well, I admit that or I played too hard, and the limelight overshadowed the uncle, so that I was ruthlessly jealous of the uncle, and if I played the idiot killer, I would be the idiot killer.

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After some travel, we finally arrived at our destination at night.

In the distance, I could see the rising fire and the noise of the noise.

A few of the recruits we had never been here never expected that the mutual market at the border would be so lively, and people didn't seem to worry about war or anything like that, and they indulged in fun.

There were no clear boundaries between the markets, there were makeshift tents everywhere, bonfires were lit everywhere, people were barbecuing, cooking, drinking, singing and dancing, and from time to time there was a coquettish moan from the tent, which made my cousin's saliva drip.

"Sure enough, it's a temple~~" The cousin was so excited that his voice was not normal.

Wang Hu and I also didn't have enough eyes, so we didn't care about playing our own roles, so we turned our heads and looked around.

The people here are really all kinds of strange things, the big man in the big autumn shirt, with a bird feather feather on his head, and only a piece of miscellaneous fur on his lower body, holding a big stick thicker than the captain's, gnawing meat and bones with a shiny face.

A few mysterious people who were covered in gray robes from beginning to end, walked around barefoot, chanting some tunes that we didn't understand, mysterious and mysterious, and the uncle said that these were ascetics.

There were also some ronins with narrow katanas on their backs, and a few drama girls laughing and dancing wildly, and they just pushed aside the ascetic brave swords on the road, and the ascetics were really able to endure hardships, and continued to move forward without saying a word.

There is also a group of fierce weirdos with strange haircuts, around the fire without speaking, baking knives, yes, sheathed waist knives, roasting the blade red and cutting a piece of raw meat, directly into the mouth, the meat slices are still smoking.

There are a lot of strange items scattered in front of some tents, and it seems that there will be transactions in the evening at the mutual market.

We wandered through curiously all the way, saw all kinds of things and characters that we had never seen before, and we sighed that the first half of our lives were too conservative, and it turned out that it was so wonderful outside.

After shopping for a long time, my eyes were opened, and then my cousin began to look for a rented tent, and my uncle said that he wanted to live on the edge of the market, so we went to the edge to find it.

The closer you get to the edge of the market, the fewer the bonfires, and there is an inner lake at the edge, and the moonlight begins to brighten, and the breeze blows through the moonlight, and the grass tips by the lake sway gently.

Then I saw the most moving picture of my life.

Under the moonlight, a girl of a different race, whose blue eyes flooded me like water, her face below the eyes was covered with a white veil, her long hair flowed, she wore a long skirt, her blouse was very close-fitting, and it was leaky navel, she used the moonlight as a stage, the night breeze as a dance partner, the sound of bells as accompaniment, one leg bent wrist, just one spin, like a legendary immortal, summoned a heavenly thunder, and split my soul.

At that moment, a famous folk song was inexplicably sung in my head.

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"One day you appeared out of nowhere

You are clear and mysterious on the shores of Lake Baikal

You are clear and mysterious, like the shores of Lake Baikal."

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Oh, my God....

I felt my throat astringent, my mind feverish, and my body softened.

I felt like I had been poisoned, the most powerful poison in the world.

I must have been poisoned, and I was going to die.

Where is the enemy? I looked around aimlessly, such a powerful poison, I could attack me by the side of Uncle and Suo Zhu, it seems that this enemy is not simple.

Uncle, be careful.

I'm going to die, I can't honor you anymore, you have to live well, it's best to find a peerless master to marry again, don't be sad for the child.

Cousin, you scoundrel must pay back the money you owe my mother, you can't pay it because I'm dead, I won't let you go.

Old Gun Girl, don't be, your hot pot is really unpalatable, haha.

The captain can't help it, I haven't learned that war dance yet, I really want to see the galloping of thousands of horses in the camp, I'll go first, go to the temple to find our sacrificial brother to drink.

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Smack.

My cousin snapped his fingers in my ear, touched my forehead and said, "Dali, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Uncle watched all directions, listened to all directions, he had already seen the whole process carefully, he laughed and patted me on the shoulder and said to my cousin: "This kid said that he was poisoned, said that he was going to die, and asked us to be careful, haha"

I looked at him stupidly, not understanding why my uncle was so happy when I was going to die.

The uncle pinched my cheeks, forced me to turn my head to stare at the girl, and said, "Dali, you kid is not going to die, your kid is fascinated by that beauty, you be careful, this girl is from the Meizu clan, she was born to practice charm, it is a kind of side-by-side way, if you follow her way, you will be eaten to the scum." "After saying that, I punched me in the stomach.

I bent down to cover my stomach in pain, my brain instantly returned to consciousness, and I was secretly surprised in my heart, it turns out that this is also a kind of exercise, it seems that the rivers and lakes are indeed too sinister, thinking of my performance just now, I am ashamed, and I want to be a hero, this beauty can't pass the pass.

When I straightened up, I looked at the Meizu girl again, and the feeling was not so strong.

But to be honest, when I woke up, I still looked at that girl very beautifully.

The girl saw my reaction too, so she gently lifted her veil, then smiled at me, turned and disappeared into the crowd.

I'm poisoned again, ouch, I'm going to die, mother, you have to take care.....

This time, it was Wang Hu who punched me in the stomach again mercilessly, and his great power came out of my body, making me even vomit bile.

Okay, Wang Hu, I know that you are jealous, and I still belong to you before I can't beat you.