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The cousin immediately pretended to be drunk, and when he lay down, the corners of his mouth leaked a little foam, which is really ..... acting school.

Zhao Ying and I are both upright people, so we didn't have the idea of stealing and playing tricks at the first time, so we could only look at the captain in a daze, wait? Honest Zhao Ying, where are you going?

"You talk about it first, I'll bring Wang Hu back to drink with the captain. "Zhao Ying, who is righteous and cloudy, just ran away.

And just ran away.....

.....I sighed in my heart, thinking that this thing had robbed me of my lines.

Well, I'm the only one left, I'm going to come, and I'm brave enough to face the ravages of the captain!

The lieutenant did not chase everyone for a drink this time as usual.

He sat down and asked about our daily life recently, as well as the training situation, and had a puzzle-like smile throughout the conversation, just chatting with me, there was no such action as drinking to persuade drinking.

Talking about my cold hair, I'm really afraid that the lieutenant is also like an old gun, there is a girl to be married, and I plan to be a pick-up man, so I can only euphemistically say that I am in the mother's womb, and the old lady has helped me order several dolls, I'm sorry, I can't wear multiple hats anymore.

The lieutenant waved his hand and said he didn't care about my life events.

I really couldn't hold it back, so I asked the captain if you had anything to do, and I didn't want to die.

The lieutenant said that he didn't want money, he was here to kill him.

He asked me to serve my kingdom, and he said that he had taken a fancy to me and wanted to keep me in the riding camp.

Then the lieutenant began to advertise the cavalry camp: "Those who can come to the cavalry camp are all heroes who are one in a million, and not everyone can come in." The future is bright. Think about it in the future, as long as you wave your hand, the brothers will gallop with you, how brilliant it is. ”

"And among all the armies of the empire, the treatment of the riding camp is the best, the most free, if you want to go abroad, you can go abroad and hunt game if you want to, and the bubbles are all foreign girls, and the generals of all dynasties and dynasties have come out of the riding camp. ”

I was shocked and resolutely refused, and I told the lieutenant that I would never be his herald, and that I would not do anything for me.

Just kidding, my future is so bright, the road to heroism is smooth, and now that the Twelve Doors have called me to join, it is said that there is a double salary, why should I not think about being a herald.

The captain smiled, he said that he misunderstood, he said that you are not disabled to be a herald, he just wants to keep me down and cultivate carefully, he appreciates my purity, and says that I am not like those ordinary soldiers who have no ideals to live a life.

He said that in the current world, it is difficult to find a pure and slightly upright person like me, and I hope that I will not be defiled by the twelve doors, the water is very deep in the place of the twelve doors, and everyone lives with masks, and asked me to be careful uncle, don't be betrayed by uncles.

Before leaving, the lieutenant tapped me on the shoulder and told me to think carefully about his proposal, saying that I would always be a brother to the cavalry.

Then he continued to walk away with a smile like an enigma.

Okay, I can't understand tonight's lieutenant, but I can feel that he has a good intention, and he has to train the next day, and I'll talk to him another day.

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The next day's training, the uncle once again pulled us on a rapid run, and after this run, he chose to take us to camp at the edge of the forest.

The military version of the camping manual we learned before is really simple, nothing more than cold, waterproof, ant-beast, anti-attack, anti-poison and anti-fraud camp.

I didn't expect that this time the twelve doors could make the camping so delicate, which opened our eyes, they called this wild survival.

Looking at the various small tools taken out of the twelve doors to make creative combinations, using a lot of incredible functions, and then all kinds of animal and plant functions that dig deep into the wilderness, to sum up, it is to make use of everything around you, and if you learn these, you can live for a few months even if you don't bring anything.

During the whole observation process, we said the most words, that is, this can be eaten, and this can be used in this way

After we completed the basic part, Suo Yu excitedly led Zhao Ying out alone, saying that Zhao Ying would be given special training, and Suo Yu told us that all the grass, trees, fish and insects in this vicinity have special effects, and they can save lives at critical moments.

Then he pulled Zhao Ying and said let's go, take Zhao Ying to try it.

Zhao Ying looked at us before leaving, as if to say that I was going to jump off the building, don't you plan to stop it.

We told him with our eyes: Brother, don't worry, your family, wife and children, we will take care of you.

We don't know when Zhao Ying will come back, we have fallen asleep, and we can vaguely hear Zhao Ying's cry in our dreams.

Due to the slight irritation of some of the weeds, Zhao Ying's lips were swollen.

Then Suo told him what to eat to reduce the swelling.

After Zhao Ying ate it, his lips magically disappeared.

The next day, I accidentally tasted a spicy worm, and my lips were swollen again.

Suo Yu took him to apply the secretions of certain animals.

So Zhao Ying's lips disappeared again.

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And so on and so forth.

An old monk in my childhood said: The moon is cloudy and sunny, and people have a cycle of joys and sorrows.

Zhao Ying's lips were turned to death.

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In general, the laity base their happiness on the suffering of others.

We are all laymen, so we laughed at Zhao Ying very vulgarly for a few days.

Wang Hu also deliberately made a limerick poem with Zhao Ying's lips.

Until everyone started to have intermittent diarrhea, itchy feet, vomiting, and swollen throat.

We were shocked to realize that the old monk was really insightful.

Reincarnation is coming to us.

Zhao Ying has learned to use the things around him, inadvertently apply them to us, and treat us as experimental subjects. We can't even stop it, because we don't know when and how he will deal with us.

Wang Hu's mimi was scratched, and he said to Zhao Ying with tears in his eyes, Big brother, I know that I am wrong, I shouldn't have written poetry for your lips, spare me, I'm going to itch to death.

Zhao Ying told Wang Hu with his eyes: Brother, don't worry, your family, wife and children, we will help you take care of it.

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Of course, Zhao Ying still took care of me, after all, I am his sworn brother.

So he chose to let me have diarrhea, probably from his point of view, he thinks that the moment when diarrhea is released is the most comfortable and relaxing moment for the whole person.

Of course, he is not wrong, when he pulls, he will feel a little orgasm.

But since he's a virgin, he ignores one thing, people, it's cool to have an orgasm once in a while.

But what would it be like if you were orgasmic all the time throughout the day? I won't describe it, let me cry for a while.