Chapter 12: Acrobatics

Tie Yan sighed: "It's hard to enter my door!"

The hare said, "What's so difficult about that? As long as you agree, I'll kowtow to you, won't it's over?" If you're still not satisfied, I'll give you one more!"

Tie Yan said: "It's useless for you to knock three, you have also seen that we people are all missing arms and legs, you are a healthy person, how can you enter my door?"

The hare said, "It's not easy, I'll cut off all the nails on my hands!"

Tie Yan said: "What kind of disability is that! If you really want to enter my door, gouge out two eyes!"

Ou Zhen smiled: "This is good! We two blind people just have a companion!"

The hare said, "What can I see without eyes?"

Tie Yan said: "Then cut off your nose!"

The hare said, "What can I take to breathe without a nose?"

Tie Yan said: "Then I'll stab you into a deaf man!"

The hare said: "It's terrible not to hear the sound, I don't want to be deaf!"

Tie Yan said: "Then I'll break off one of your feet!"

The hare said: "How do you walk with one foot? I don't have crutches every day like Ma Jiu!"

Tie Yan said angrily: "This is reluctant, that is reluctant! You also claim to be cast under my door, you are deceiving the head of this family, what crime should you be guilty of?"

The hare smiled: "Although there is nothing wrong with me, my head is confused, heartless, and famously sloppy, which is not normal!"

Tie Yan said: "This can't be considered a cripple either. If you really want to enter this door, I will open up to you, and you will shave a bald man! Barely half a cripple! We will now change our name to 'Eight and a Half Monsters in the Sky'!"

The hare said: "A woman who has no hair is too ugly, I don't shave!"

Tie Yan said: "I see that you don't have the desire to enter my door at all, just to coax this master!"

The hare was reluctant to do anything, so he lowered his head and remained silent.

Qiao Feng said: "Big brother, how to deal with it!"

Ma Jiu said: "What else can I do!" waved his right hand and made a slashing motion.

Ou Zhen said: "It's a pity to kill her, it's better to keep it and maybe use it!"

Liu hated and said: "Yes! With her in hand, Duan Hongyu and Zhan Tianlun have to listen to us!"

The fat old man said, "Why don't we also send her to Wanjian Mountain for exchange!"

Qiao Feng said: "Fat old man, you don't have a fever!"

The fat old man said: "I chew coptis every day! As long as we put this little girl in front of the Ten Thousand Blades Mountain, Duan Hongyu and Zhan Tianlun will obediently agree to our conditions, if they dare not agree, we will treat her in front of the Ten Thousand Blades Mountainβ€”β€”"

Ma Jiudao: "What about her?"

The fat old man said: "It's too erotic, too violent, I won't say it!"

The group of demons looked at the hares and all sneered.

The hare was so angry that his eyes were on fire, and he scolded: "You bastards, there is no good thing!"

Tie Yan said: "Don't mess around, reload her and transport her back to Beijing." ”

The fat old man was stunned: "What, transport it back to Beijing?"

Tie Yan said: "That's right! Let Lord Xia fall." ”

Qiao Feng said: "Just her little thing, is it worth alarming Lord Xia?"

Tie Yan said: "Let you pretend to be your casual clothes, why is there so much nonsense? Why can't we go back empty-handed when we come out, with her in hand, coupled with the witty words of this master, we will definitely be able to prevaricate the past!"

The hare did not want to go back into the bag, and begged, "You are all right, don't put me in the bag, I promise not to shout or scream?"

The fat old man snorted and said, "I can't help you!" and shoved the towel back into the hare's mouth, and threw it into the bag to tie it tightly.

The hare said secretly: "It's really unlucky to meet this group of bastards, and when I see Xia Qianxun in Nanjing, this girl will suffocate to death inside!"

The fat old man picked up the bag and threw it at Dabao: "Baby, then, she is your master, you can carry it!"

Dabao reached out to catch the strap and carefully held it in his arms, for fear of hurting the hare. He was so big, and he held a hare in his arms like a baby.

Tie Yan gave an order, and the eight monsters went all the way back.

On the way, the hare whispered, "Baby, have you let Master go?"

Dabao said: "If the baby wants to release the master, the boss will kill the baby!"

The hare said, "You go with Master, they can't find us at all!"

Dabao said: "The boss has great powers, no matter where we go, he will find it!"

The hare said, "Don't be afraid of him, Master has a good place to go." ”

Dabao still didn't dare.

The hare said: "Baby, think about it, your boss is so good to you, even if you save the master, he won't do anything to you!"

Dabao said: "But when the boss gets angry, he will prick the baby's finger with a steel needle, it really hurts!"

The hare said, "Even if it hurts a little, it is worth it for you to save Master's life." Master is so kind to you, don't you even suffer for Master at this point?"

Dabao gritted his teeth: "Okay, Master, baby listens to you!"

Qiao Feng suddenly stopped Dabao on the way and said, "Dabao, why are you going?"

Dabao shouted: "I want you to take care of it!"

Qiao Feng said: "I see you muttering with her, don't you want to run!"

Dabao said: "Get out of yours, dead long face!"

The fat old man grabbed the sack and said, "If you want to go, let's go, or hand her over to me!"

Dabao was furious and shouted: "Stinky fat man, dare to rob the baby master, look at the baby and want you to look good!"

The fat old man didn't dare to answer, so he carried the hare to his body, turned around and left.

Dabao was about to catch up, but Tie Yan said sharply: "Dabao, don't come nonsense!"

Dabao stabilized his body and said, "Boss, the dead fat man snatched the baby master!"

Tie Yan said: "Then let him take care of it!"

Dabao stared at him for a long time and didn't dare to say anything, so he had to walk silently behind the crowd, hating the fat old man in his heart, and kept scolding along the way.

The hare regretted it, rather than being carried by the fat old man, it is better to be on Dabao, even if he can't run, the master and apprentice can also say a few words.

The eight monsters were hurrying forward, and suddenly five villains came up from behind, each dressed up in colorful colors, which was very interesting.

Qiao Feng looked at the five villains very interestingly, and asked, "Hey, what are you five doing?"

These five villains are the five villains of the Valley of the Villains. The beauty is fair: "We are performers!"

When the hare heard that it was the voice of the beautiful bearded man, he said secretly: "What a strange thing, how did they catch up? I just hope that they can escape faster and not have a conflict with these demons." ”

Tie Yan was also interested, and said with a smile: "What will you all perform?"

The little prince said: "We can perform anything, but I don't know what the uncle wants to see!"

The hare said to himself, "When did they become entertainers? I really don't know what the hell they are doing!"

Tie Yan said: "There is an open space over there, you take out the best and show it to us, if the performance is good, the silver will definitely be indispensable to you!"

The five villains immediately agreed.

When everyone came to the open space, the eight monsters gathered in a circle, and sat on the ground to watch the five villains perform acrobatics.