Chapter 5 Snake Venom
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"Where is the wound?" asked Li Fengyun.
"It's right on my ass!" Mo whispered.
"What?" Li Fengyun was suddenly furious, kicked Mo lightly twice, and said angrily, "If you want Lao Tzu to suck snake venom on your ass, don't do it, don't kill it, no matter how much money you have, Lao Tzu is not a rabbit, little monk, you go die!"
Mo screamed lightly and said angrily: "Do you think I want to? If it weren't for you, how could I have fallen to such a point? After all, I am also a catcher of Dali Temple, not a little monk." ”
"The rules of Qingping Town, Lao Tzu ......," Li Fengyun argued viciously.
"Why are you so fierce?" the woman also said angrily, "Is life important, or is face important?"
"Fuck the rules, kill people and set fires, cut the road and loot, what other rules do you say? Do you think that you are the most powerful in the world, and not all bad people in this world, and those real masters have not said that they will kill you, can't they give others a way to live?" Mo shouted lightly, his breath was a little short, obviously moved by real anger.
Li Fengyun thought about it, his momentum weakened, and he said lightly to Mo: "Anyway, it won't work, this kind of thing, Lao Tzu will never do it, even if he does it, Lao Tzu will kill people and kill people, whether he is poisoned to death, or I kill people and kill people, you can choose for yourself! Of course, this little girl Lao Tzu can't stay." ”
Mo Qingyan was stunned, and said miserably: "Forget it, I also had this catastrophe in my life, and I can't escape this time! Girl, what's your name, I'm the catcher of Dali Temple. ”
The woman replied gloomily: "My name is Du Ruyue, call me Ruyue, do you have any unfinished business that you want me to do for you?"
Mo sighed lightly and said: "In Mo's life, the biggest ideal is to get rid of those lawless people in the world who do evil, and return the world to a Lang Lang Qiankun and a clear world, but unfortunately, it can't be done." Mo asked Miss Ruyue one thing, after I died, you took my waist card and returned it to Kaifeng Dali Temple, just to say, this mission, I am a failure, but Zhang Chongshan is dead, and I can't take back what he stole back. ”
Du Ruyue nodded and said, "I will definitely bring this, but, how can you have a waist card on you?"
He really only has a crotch cloth on his body, which is clean and slippery, where else is there?
Mo replied lightly: "In this little brother, little brother, that waist card is not worth a few pennies, and it is useless, you can return it to Miss Ruyue!"
"I have a name, my name is Li Fengyun, Li is the eighteenth son of Li, Fengyun is the wind and clouds, the wind and clouds are changing. Li Fengyun said loudly, "You have become a powerful ghost, you want revenge, and you can't find anyone, so you come to me." What waist card, I haven't seen it, even if there is, it was thrown down this cave by this mother-in-law, and I want to find myself, Lao Tzu is not available. ”
"Are you literate?" said Mo lightly.
"Of course, there are a lot of them! Lao Tzu can memorize a thousand words, and I have a good hand, even Liu Xiucai in the town thinks that he is not as good, and he also said that there is a surname Zhang in the Tang Dynasty who is not as good as Lao Tzu, and his words, a few people can recognize them, Lao Tzu's words, even Lao Tzu himself can't recognize all of them. Li Fengyun said proudly.
Du Ruyue laughed out loud.
Mo said lightly: "That's rare, it's a pity that I don't have this eye......" was about to tease Li Fengyun two more sentences, and the stuffiness in his chest came out, when he suddenly heard Li Fengyun say: "Silence!"
I saw Li Fengyun listen carefully for a while, and said: "Little monk, you can't die, there is a spring in this cave, in this dark place, there must be leeches, I will look for some, Lao Tzu will definitely not give you snake venom, but leeches don't know, they are not willing to help you suck it." ”
So saying, he raised his torch and followed the sound of the water.
After about a pillar of incense, Li Fengyun touched it back again, carrying a piece of torn placket in his hand, and after opening it widely, it was crawling with black leeches, slowly wriggling, and it was creepy to see.
Du Ruyue screamed, trembling, turned her head and didn't dare to look at these things, most of the girls were afraid of these things.
Li Fengyun grinned and deliberately put the placket on Du Ruyue's face, which made Du Ruyue scream. Li Fengyun laughed and said: "Leeches are a good thing, they are roasted, dipped in a little salt, tsk, they taste really good." ”
Du Ruyue felt nauseous, only to feel a tumbling in her abdomen, and almost wanted to vomit.
Li Fengyun turned Mo Qingyan over, took a leech, put it where Mo Qingyan had been bitten by a poisonous snake, and said with a smile: "You little monk, you don't look good, but your butt is quite white, isn't it a little rabbit?"
Mo said lightly: "Don't insult me!"
Li Fengyun laughed twice, and didn't say much, and after a while, the leech swelled up, and he didn't know what method he used, and with a light sweep, the leech fell off. Li Fengyun picked another leech and continued to suck snake venom for Mo Qingyan.
After sucking it for about half an hour, the blood on Mo Qingyan's wound was already normal, Li Fengyun stopped, and asked for poison from Du Ruyue, put it on Mo Qingyan's wound, wrapped it, and then stopped, and tied the broken bones for Mo Qingyan, and said: "Okay, it's okay to rest for a few more months, it's time for Lao Tzu to find Lao Tzu's money." ”
As he spoke, he was about to get up, when he suddenly heard a "rumbling" sound at the entrance of the cave, and the sand and gravel soil fell one after another, Li Fengyun was shocked: "It's not good, it's going to collapse again, go quickly!"
This collapse was much more ferocious than the last time, Li Fengyun and Du Ruyue were forced to be unable to do so, so they had to flee to the depths of the cave and hide in a corner of the cave.
After tossing a stick of incense, the "booming" sound finally stopped, and everyone looked back, the road had been blocked by the rolling sand and gravel soil, and it was obvious that the scope of the collapse was much larger than the previous one, and the collapsed hole was no longer visible.
Li Fengyun smiled bitterly and said, "It's okay now, I'm busy in vain, Lao Tzu's horse probably didn't escape, dozens of taels of silver!"
Du Ruyue glanced at him and said dissatisfiedly: "I still remember the money, and it's hard to say whether everyone can go out now." ”
"It's not because of you?" Li Fengyun said angrily, "If it weren't for the fact that you forced me down, Lao Tzu would be riding a horse now, hugging left and right in Xinghualou, I don't know how happy I am." ”
Mo said lightly: "Brother Li, do you often go to Xinghualou?"
Li Fengyun was fascinated, shook his head and said, "I haven't been there, but men love to go to that place, so it must be no worse." Little monk, have you been there?"
Du Ruyue's face was full of disgust, and she chirped: "Despicable, shameless, and obscene!"
Li Fengyun said angrily: "Who is despicable, who is shameless, and who is obscene?"
Du Ruyue also said loudly: "You are despicable, you are shameless, you are obscene!"
Li Fengyun shouted: "How despicable, how shameless, how obscene?"
Du Ruyue's voice was louder: "You are despicable, you are shameless, you are obscene!"
Li Fengyun felt that this girl was simply unreasonable, and he couldn't fight for her, so he crossed his waist and said: "Lao Tzu is despicable, shameless, and obscene, what can you do with Lao Tzu?" (Note 1)
Du Ruyue was speechless, snorted, and said, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"
Mo interjected lightly: "Let's think about how to get out first!"
Note 1: Spoof, teasing, everyone laughed.