Chapter 569: Escaped Eating and Killing
Qian Zhanjie repeatedly said that he would definitely find Han Zhen, and said that he would look for it overnight. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as he walked to the door, there was a knock on the door outside, and someone found it by himself, Wu Xiadie and the others were a little curious about who this person was.
It was Qian Zhanjie who went to open the door, and the person who came said: "There is a lot of disturbance, passing by here, I am not familiar with the place, I don't know if I can spend the night?"
This voice is very familiar, Qian Zhanjie finally heard it, it was Han Zhen's voice.
This is also the funniest thing Han Zhen has ever done, after many days of tiring travel, physical and mental exhaustion, and the dim light at night, he actually sent it to the door by himself.
Before, they had separated from Feng Bingtao and ran away, otherwise they wouldn't have collided back directly.
Qian Zhanjie replied: "Of course you can." Slowly welcomed Han Zhen in, and then closed the door firmly.
Han Zhen entered the courtyard, and through the faint light emitted from the lantern, he found that it was Qian Zhanjie standing in front of him, and he was wondering why his voice had become a female voice, and Wu Xiadie and Xiao Lu had also approached him.
Since coming in, Han Zhen has felt a little bad, and he has become more and more unquiet, he was still very nervous, but now he must have broken back into the thief's den by mistake, and his mood has calmed down a lot.
He was tired from walking, so he simply sat down on a wooden bench next to him.
Looking at the few people in front of him, he said unhurriedly, "Fluttershy, Green, and Qian, we are really fated, but I didn't expect to return to you after such a big circle." ”
Wu Xiadie said: "You kid is still very leisurely, do you have anything else to say before you die?" ”
Han Zhen sighed and said: "I don't have anything to say, it's just that I've walked a lot today, and now I'm thirsty and hungry, can you let me eat and drink enough before I die." This is a rule from ancient times to the present, and even in the future, death row prisoners have to eat something good, and you can't be too stingy. ”
Wu Xiadie said: "It was okay, but when I got to you, I couldn't." ”
Han Zhen stood up and said, "Fluttershy, no, you don't have such a small belly." I ran away from you, I think as long as I am a normal person, I will run away, who would be willingly driven by a snake to do this and that. ”
Wu Xiadie said: "Because I'm hungry, you can't eat." I want to eat you in my stomach right now. ”
Han Zhen smiled awkwardly, "Fluttershy, you're so unfair, they can all stay by your side and serve you, so why can't I." ”
Wu Xiadie said: "If you are unfaithful a hundred times, you can be eaten by me, and it can be regarded as your creation." If you're ugly, I'll feed you to a wild dog. ”
Han Zhen said, "Fluttershy, don't be fooled by your own eyes, just because it's delicious, it's not necessarily delicious." Let's discuss this matter slowly. ”
Xiao Lu quickly pulled Han Zhen in front of Wu Xiadie.
Han Zhen said to Xiao Lu: "Little frog, you have the best heart, help my brother intercede, I don't want to be eaten, if I can live, I will definitely tell you the story of a little tadpole looking for his mother." ”
Xiao Lu didn't have the same fear of Han Zhen as he was when he was facing Qian Zhanjie, and when he pulled him, he was very natural and wanted to open his mouth to help him intercede, but looking at Wu Xiadie's stern eyes that seemed to be able to breathe fire, he dispelled this idea.
Qian Zhanjie kicked Han Zhen and said viciously: "Don't kneel down for the master yet." ”
Han Zhen pushed him aside and said, "Grandpa, I'm going to die soon, why are you kneeling?" You, an unfaithful and unrighteous dog, didn't you follow the Feng gang leader before, why did you change your master again now. Gang Leader Feng is still waiting for you to kill Wu Xiadie, and then give you a position as a deputy gang leader. ”
Wu Xiadie lifted Han Zhen up and said, "You thief boy, do you think Miss Ben is playing with you?" ”
Han Zhen said, "Fluttershy, I know you're trying to eat me, but it's a bit illusory just by saying it. Tell me that you look like a human and a dog, and at first glance you look like a person. Look at it again, I'm going, it's really a human being, I don't believe that you can still eat me alive, how can you eat it. Just bite me to death, like gnawing on a pig's trotters. ”
Wu Xiadie let Han Zhen go, turned into an extremely thick giant python, suddenly flashed his body, flew away, and came back after a while, still holding a big man in his mouth.
The big man struggled and shouted, and the giant python that Wu Xiadie had turned into opened its mouth and swallowed him in one bite.
Han Zhen was stunned, sat directly on the ground, rubbed his eyes, and doubted whether what he saw was real.
Wu Xiadie recovered behind him and stood in front of Han Zhen again, this time it really startled him.
She asked him, "How is it, see, is this way of eating acceptable?" ”
Han Zhen pulled his clothes, shrunk his body, and looked at Xiao Lu and said, "I suddenly feel so cold, this world is so cold, there is no trace of warmth." As he spoke, he actually stepped forward and hugged Xiao Lu.
Wu Xiadie frowned and said, "What are you doing, my little green sister can be hugged if you want." ”
Han Zhen let go of Xiao Lu, patted her on the shoulder and said, "I just think that if this world is full of demons and evil, we weak people should hug each other to keep warm." I have now decided to recognize the little sister before I die, uh no, it's the little green sister. You see, I'm a little incoherent because I'm afraid of the evening breeze. ”
Wu Xiadie scolded Han Zhen repeatedly, asking him to stay away from Xiao Lu.
Xiao Lu also gently hugged Han Zhen and said to Wu Xiadie: "Master, I feel that his arms are so warm, and he feels like his own father." ”
Han Zhen said: "Child, don't be so polite, you make me a little uncomfortable like this." ”
Wu Xiadie said: "You thief boy, now that I have changed my mind, I don't want to eat you so simply, I want you to be tortured to death." ”
Han Zhen said: "No matter how it is, it is a death, but there is no difference to me." If I had to talk about the difference, there would be. It's boring to die a dull death, I just like to die of torture and pain, it's more challenging for me, I've always been adventurous since I was a kid and try something I've never experienced. I don't know how you're going to make my miserable death. ”
Wu Xiadie said: "Just now I swallowed that mortal directly into my stomach. But when I get to you, I'm going to change it, I'm going to chew you up and swallow it. ”
Han Zhen said: "It doesn't taste good to eat raw chewing, you can actually roast me directly, and then put some green onions, ginger and garlic, so that it will taste more delicious." ”
Wu Xiadie said: "I see that you kid really doesn't know how thick the sky is, and you won't shed tears when you don't see the coffin." ”
She said that she turned into a giant python again, Han Zhen still wanted to escape, but where could she run away, and she was put in her mouth after just a few steps of running.
Han Zhen felt as if his waist was being clamped by steel pliers, and there was not the slightest chance to move. Then her teeth opened to let him go for a moment, and then closed up and down again, fearing that this time she would bite his waist in two. In a hurry, he actually kissed Wu Xiadie, the giant mouth of the python, at once.
Wu Xiadie suddenly regained his human form, his face was slightly crimson, and he reprimanded him: "Shameless thing, who wants you to kiss me." ”
Han Zhen pretended to be innocent and waved his hand, "I don't, Fluttershy, I advise you not to be sentimental." I know, you don't want to eat me at all, you want to kiss me, so just make an excuse, it's shameless. If you want to do this again, people will ignore you. ”
When he said this, he had already secretly laughed in his heart.
Wu Xiadie said with a serious face: "Don't think that I can't do anything about you." I'd like to see how long you can play with your little cleverness. ”
She called out to someone, and a big bearded man approached.
Qian Zhanjie pointed at this big man and said to Han Zhen: "This is Zhang Laohan, the guy of the Wang family's butcher shop, he has just been demonized by my master." If he turns into a python and eats you, you won't kiss him. ”
When Han Zhen saw this old man, he felt uncomfortable.
Zhang Laohan pounced on Han Zhen and was about to bite his neck, Han Zhen hurriedly ran to the side, and Zhang Laohan chased after him.
Han Zhen ran back to Wu Xiadie's side and said to her, "Fluttershy, what are you going to do, you still haven't slept so late, you have to play with me What kind of eagle catches chicken, police catch thief." What are you letting an old man do after me, is he being made insane by you? ”
Running far away and running closer, Han Zhen was a little tired from running, so he simply didn't go far, just walked around Wu Xiadie.
Wu Xiadie lifted the old man up violently and reprimanded: "You waste, can you eat him like this, of course, you have to turn into a snake." ”
Zhang Laohan listened to her, turned into a python in a flash, and chased after Han Zhen, this time his speed was obviously much faster, and he was about to chase him.
Han Zhen rushed over as fast as he could, hugged Xiao Lu, and Zhang Laohan unceremoniously swallowed him and Xiao Lu into the python's mouth.
Han Zhen said to Xiao Lu: "If such a disgusting thing wants to swallow us, you must give him something powerful." A mouthful of venom sprayed at Zhang Laohan in Xiaolu's mouth, and Zhang Laohan immediately regained his human form after being poisoned, and fell to the ground struggling in pain.
Wu Xiadie asked Xiaolu to get rid of the poison on Zhang Laohan's body.
Han Zhen said to Wu Xiadie, "Fluttershy, your subordinates are all rabble, useless, they can't kill me." Let's reconcile here, in the future, you will be your snake demon, and I will be my person, and everyone will not violate the river water. ”
Wu Xiadie ignored Han Zhen at this time, and reprimanded Zhang Laohan: "If you can't eat that kid, I'll eat you today." ”
Zhang Laohan quickly stood up again, turned into a python in a flash, and continued to chase after Han Zhen.
This time, Wu Xiadie had already held Xiao Lu tightly by his side, and Han Zhen had no chance to use her as a shield.