Chapter 732: Big Iron
In the majestic smell, the man's mouth and nose were immediately stained with this strange smell, and the corners of his mouth immediately showed a look of vomiting, but as soon as the corners of his mouth moved, the stench immediately poured in, and the man couldn't imagine that the smell was so unbearable, and he immediately vomited.
He stopped chanting the incantation, and the rag immediately lost the support of spiritual power, and slipped off Wang Zhongsan's face softly, and Wang Zhongsan was able to breathe through his mouth and nose, and then he gasped for breath, although the smell was also inhaled by him, but the poisonous gas he produced was naturally immune, and he didn't smell anything bad at the moment, but breathed heavily.
Now, the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man has developed from a big mouth of gagging to a dry grunt, while Wang Zhongsan is breathing a big breath of dirty air, and these two people are in the same place showing completely different extreme performances, which is really incredible.
When Wang Zhong was panting for a long time, he stood up tremblingly, staggered towards the man, and was really angry in his heart, "You monkey-like person is really blind that I ride a deer like this." He thought viciously in his heart, seeing that there was no sharp weapon around him to deal with this wicked man, and when he saw his wine gourd at his feet, he bent down and picked up the wine gourd, and after thinking about it, he suddenly thought of something, pulled out the gourd and plugged it, stepped forward, grabbed the man's neck, lifted the gourd in his hand with his right hand, and poured it into the man's mouth.
The man was dizzy by Wang Zhongsan's stench at the moment, and he couldn't spit out anything after a while, which made his body even more exhausted, and he was grabbed by Wang Zhongsan, but he didn't have the strength to fight back, and it was soft and collapsed like a noodle, at the mercy of Wang Zhongsan.
Wang Zhongsan knew that the person who vomited hated wine the most, and he couldn't smell the smell of wine at all, so Wang Zhongsan also punished the man in this way, so he raised his neck and poured wine into his throat, he was afraid that the person would vomit, so he only poured one or two mouthfuls at a time, and then shook the person's body, and after the person swallowed the wine, he poured it again.
Wang Zhongsan said while drumming: "Let you, a monkey, often ride a deer and be really powerful." β
But unexpectedly, the amount of alcohol that man drank was very low, only a dozen sips, and the man was not strong enough to drink, and he closed his eyes and was drunk, and Wang Zhong said angrily: "It's really useless." I thought it was still to punish this monkey, but I didn't expect him to be cheap, and what was the point of pouring it again when he fell asleep.
Shuang Xing stopped and threw the man to the ground, and the man lay on the ground, still drunk.
Wang Zhongsan twisted the gourd, also sat and rested, and saw that Feng Violent Tiger was also unconscious, so he stepped forward, he walked at this time, only to feel that his pants were wet, he only then reacted, it's over, I was forced to have diarrhea by the monkey just now, this beast, it really ruined my reputation as a real person who rode a deer.
Wang Zhongsan looked around, panicked and didn't know what to do, if it was known that I was riding a deer and pulling my pants, what face would I have in the future to mix in the rivers and lakes.
He looked around, and suddenly he saw the man with the sharp beak and the cheeks, and suddenly thought of something, and when he saw that there was no one around, he took the man by the legs and pulled him into the woods nearby, and he took off his trousers, wiped his body, and wanted to deal with the filth in his trousers, and suddenly he thought of something, so he stopped dealing with it, and took off the man's pants and put them on himself, and put on his trousers with filth on them.
After being busy for a while, Wang Zhongsan finished this matter, and he was in a really good mood, as if he had finally taken revenge.
He grabbed the man's legs again, pulled him out of the woods, and put him where he had been.
He only walked in front of Feng Storm Tiger at this time, only to see that Feng Storm Tiger still had the black snake coiled around his neck, but now he didn't move, he carefully touched it with his hand, and the snake was soft and still didn't move, Wang Zhongsan felt that this was not like a real snake, it should be a magic weapon made of what material, and now he lost the master's spiritual control, so he didn't move, he carefully pulled the snake out of Feng Stormhu's neck, but he didn't expect that the snake was really soft, Wang Zhongsan dragged it, and the snake was dragged into several pieces, it seems that it is indeed not a real snakeγ
He shook Feng Stormhu, still not awake, touched his breath with his fingers, and his breathing was quite even, from this point of view, it was not a big deal, he thought about it, then opened the wine gourd, wiped a few handfuls of wine on Feng Stormhu's temples, and gave Feng Stormhu's mouth a few drops of wine.
This method really worked, and it didn't take long for Feng Baohu to wake up, stand up all of a sudden, and say, "Senior, are you okay?"
Wang Zhongsan nodded.
Feng Baohu said: "What about the wicked?"
Wang Zhongsan pointed to the place where the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man was lying, Feng Baohu was greatly surprised, and said, "Senior, what's the matter? How did you subdue him?"
Wang Zhong smiled and said that it was difficult to tell him the true situation, and said, "It's nothing, I just sacrificed my wine gourd and poured a few sips of wine into this monkey, and this monkey got drunk." β
Wang Zhongsan said lightly: "Are you okay?"
Feng Baohu nodded and stood up, admiring Wang Zhongsan even more at this time.
Wang Zhongsan was also happy to do so.
Feng Baohu stepped forward and looked at the person with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, the man was sleepy, his face was flushed, and the corners of his mouth were still drooling, he looked like a drunkard, and he couldn't help but admire Wang Zhongsan even more, and raised his thumb and said: "Senior, fortunately I have you, otherwise I would really be hanging this time." β
Wang Zhong smiled and said, "Virtuous nephew, where do you speak, we are a family." β
Feng Baohu hummed heavily.
Wang Zhongsan said, "Look at what else is in that monkey's arms?" He was busy changing his pants just now, and he didn't bother to turn in the man's arms.
Feng Baohu nodded, and after a while of digging in the man's arms, he took out six spirit stones and a wide iron block, I don't know what this thing was, and finally turned out a crimson gourd.
Feng Baohu took the gourd and shook it for Wang Zhong, and said, "Senior, you see, it's exactly what you like." β
Wang Zhongsan saw it, and immediately became happy, ran over in a few steps, and picked up the gourd, only to see that the gourd was dark red in color, which was a whole circle bigger than his own gourd, and the gourd was smooth and soft, and the gourd mouth was fine, but it was really exquisite.
Wang Zhongsan was about to jump up for joy, it was really a blessing in disguise, he smiled and said, "I'm afraid this monkey was sent by God to send us a gourd." β
They inadvertently got six more spirit stones, Feng Baohu carefully looked at them and distinguished, these six spirit stones were dark in color and big, better than the seventh-grade spirit stones they bought, when they were eighth-grade spirit stones, the two of them were blessed by misfortune, they really liked it.
At this moment, I heard someone shouting, "Those who see it have a share, so don't take it alone." β
The voice was loud and noisy.
The two turned their heads to look, only to see that the blind was coming from one side, obviously they saw Feng Tyrant Hu touching the man's body, and unconsciously, the blind had approached, glanced at the man on the ground, as if he suddenly understood everything, and shouted: "Okay, you have killed someone." β
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu saw the nonsense and shouted, and hurriedly explained: "No, he didn't die, he was just drunk." β
Nonsense: "Whether we are drunk or dead, divide us in half of what you get, and we will not see anything, otherwise, hehe......"
threatens in a tone that cannot be denied.
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu felt pain when they saw the's blind head, and now they actually asked the seekers to have a share, this is difficult to do, Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu don't want to give nonsense at all.
At this time, Wang Zhongsan's eyes rolled and said: "This is our cheapness, he is drunk, we are afraid that his things will be thrown away, so we keep it for him, I don't believe you wait for him to sober up and ask." β
"Really?" they bent down to see how the man who was still asleep and could wake up at this moment.
Suddenly, Wu Erblind seemed to think of something, and whispered in Wu Dablind's ear for a while, and Wu Dablind nodded again and again.
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu didn't know what the hell was going on, they just hoped that they would leave quickly.
At this time, I saw Wu Erblind walking up to the man, suddenly pulling down his pants, and urinating on the man's face.
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu didn't watch out for them like this, and hurriedly tried to stop them, but the person who was blind and had already spilled his urine was all over his face.
Wu Da blindly said on the side: "We are here to help your friend relieve his hangover." β
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu smiled bitterly, hoping that they would have enough trouble and leave quickly.
Unexpectedly, Wu Er's blind urine was really spiritual, and when he finished soaking in hot urine, the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man gradually woke up, opened his eyes, and saw so many people standing beside him, and stood up in shock.
laughed and said, "We're right. β
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu were stunned.
The man looked around, feeling bad, and hurriedly reached out to touch it in his arms, wanting to take out the magic weapon to protect himself, but the arms were empty, without further ado, it was the best policy, the man turned around and ran away.
But where could he run away so easily, and intercepted the man one after the other, and shouted: "We saved your life, and you didn't repay us for running away?"
The man looked stunned, and didn't know how to answer.
"Don't you know us?"
The man really didn't know the, and nodded vigorously.
This admission really hurt the self-esteem of the and blindness, think about who in the cultivation world doesn't know their brave heroes.
The Brave Warrior was furious and shouted, "You don't know us, we'll let you know you today." β
He grabbed the man one after the other, dragged him to Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu, and shouted, "Okay, quickly hand over the things you just took, and the things will be returned to the original owner." β
Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu complained bitterly, they knew that this was the case, they shouldn't have said those words just now, the two of them looked at each other, and they both knew that it was very difficult to deal with and blindness, and if they didn't hand it over now, they couldn't beat them, so they had to hand it over.
They thought about it for a moment, and then handed over everything they had just touched from the man.
Feng Baohu handed over a piece, and asked if the person with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks was it, and the man nodded, very happy in his heart, thinking that he had finally met a chivalrous and righteous person.
Feng Baohu handed over the six spirit stones, the wide iron block, and the crimson gourd.
Blind and blind, he saw that the dark black, big and big spirit stone eyes were red, and asked how many grades it was, the man honestly said that it was seven grades, and asked what the red gourd was for, and the man said that this gourd could hold qi, and with his spiritual power, it could be filled with all kinds of qi, such as the miasma between the mountains and rivers, the cold qi of the desolate land, and the filthy qi, and these qi could effectively kill and injure the enemy.
and blind didn't dare to be interested in these, and said, "What the hell." He threw the gourd to Wang Zhongsan and Feng Baohu, and said, "We are friends, so I'll give this to you." β
When Wang Zhongsan heard that the purpose of this gourd was like this, he immediately didn't dare to be interested, and then he threw it over, wanting to wait or not, thinking that it was better than nothing, so he picked it up.
Nonsense, he asked what the big piece of iron could do.
Although he is also a person who wants to kill his life, but when he encounters danger, he still hopes that there will be a person who acts chivalrous and righteous, and then he saw that the and blind are not the people who are chivalrous and righteous, so he secretly the ghost in his heart, and asked the nonsense and blindness, he rolled his eyes and said: "This big iron block is a musical instrument that can play a good song." β
Nonsense: "This is good." β
The man said, "How about I play a song for the two immortals?"
There was nothing to play if he wanted to play it, so he nodded and said, "You can play it." β
The man picked up the piece of iron, wiped it with his sleeve, muttered something silently, and shouted, "Hurry!"
While speaking, he held the big iron with both hands, the smooth side of the big iron was facing himself, and the uneven side was facing the and blind people, only to see that the big iron immediately made a clanging sound, it was really music, but this loud sound seeped into the person's eardrum, as if an iron nail pierced the person's body, and the four of them couldn't help but get goosebumps.
hurriedly shouted, "Stop." β
But the man obviously didn't want to stop, but instead held the iron block, and approached the step by step.
The sound pierced the ears, it was really unbearable, and the four of them hurriedly hugged their ears, but the sound was extremely penetrating, and after holding their ears, they could still hear it, but holding their ears seemed to be able to block a little bit.
At this time, the four of them only felt goosebumps all over their bodies, and they wanted to escape from here quickly, but as soon as they moved, their whole bodies trembled, and they couldn't move under this sound.
The man walked up step by step, but then suddenly felt that something was wrong, it turned out that as soon as he walked around at this time, he felt that his pants were wet and a little sticky, as if there was something, he thought about it carefully, and couldn't think of what was going on, but this feeling was very bad, as if it was exactly the same feeling as when he pulled his pants when he was a child.