If there is only one invincible chain between heaven and earth, it must be a black and impermanent chain.

Now, this chain is in the hands of a lazy drunkard.

Han Jiu has left, and he goes to find his wife and write a legend of love together.

The lazy drunkard holding the chain smiled bitterly, could it be that after doing one term of white impermanence, he would take over one term of black impermanence?

The dream of peace in the world is really busy, and lazy drunkards really don't have diligent legs.

Suo Lian is obviously cold, but the rotten drunkard feels hot, and he wants to send Suo Lian out immediately.

He came to the Red Bodhisattva's side, and couldn't help but say, wrapping the chain around her arm: "This is my gift to you, you don't want it." ”

The Red Bodhisattva knew what this chain meant, her eyes were already shining, and she asked in disbelief, "Am I worthy?"

During the battle with the divine beast, the Red Bodhisattva was injured in many places, and at this time, half of her body was bloodstained, but she still couldn't hide her beauty.

"Knowing that mistakes can be corrected, and good is great. The lazy drunkard gave her a stable smile and nodded firmly: "As long as you have peace in your heart." ”

The black monarch is a red bodhisattva, and the white monarch picks the moon immortal.

A monster and a fairy are incompatible in the yang, and they are both impermanence in the underworld.

The king of Yama was overjoyed, this was really a good thing from heaven, enough for him to laugh for thousands of years.

The charms and spirits are each pretty, and the black and white impermanence is so beautiful.

Such a Fengdu city is pleasing to the eye, even if it is given to the king of Yama, a heavenly court will not be changed.

"Brothers, come back to the underworld with me for a drink, I'll invite you for three days!"

The king of Yama turned back into a fat old man with a white beard, and said so generously.

During the fight, the horse's eyes were bruised and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, he shook his head again and again at this moment, and sighed deeply: "Three days is also a big please?

"A hundred days, please!" the bull head immediately coaxed.

"A hundred days, you want to drink my blood dry?" King Yama was distressed to death, and immediately bargained: "A month at most!"

"Three months. Zhong Kui puffed up his chest and laughed: "Otherwise, we will collectively dismiss the office." ”

The ghost pawns immediately responded, and the king of Hades could only smile bitterly: "That's it, it's not bad for ten days, one hundred days is one hundred days, let's make it clear first, I just ask for wine, no matter how much meat you eat." ”

The audience burst into laughter, and the people of the underworld bid farewell to Xixing.

Before leaving, Jieyue came to the lazy drunkard: "Senior brother, will we meet again?"

"I really want to say that I don't want to meet you, because you are now a soul charmer. The lazy drunkard pretended to smile bitterly, and then nodded seriously to Jieyue: "Senior sister, I will quietly tell you a secret, there is another advantage of being a white monarch, that is, you can make a fortune at first sight, and you can turn into a lot of gold at any time." ”

The lazy drunkard whispered a spell in the ear of the moon, which was a secret passed down from one generation to the other.

"If I don't say this mantra to Senior Sister, what should Senior Sister use to invite me to drink the best wine the next time we meet?"

The people in the underworld all left, but Meng Nu was left standing alone.

The lazy drunkard walked over, still laughing: "Godmother, it's really boring to be the lord of heaven and earth, it's better to have three drinks a day and warm up the bed overnight." ”

Meng Nu sneered lightly: "Are you preaching to me?"

"Don't dare, don't dare. The lazy drunkard immediately shook his head and smiled deeply: "Although Judge Wensheng is weak, his love for Godmother is the strongest in the world, if Godmother is willing to take a look at him, she may find him cute." ”

Although the judge was in the underworld, he couldn't resist the cold and cold, and the only reason for him to stay in the underworld to suffer was that he was devoted to Meng Po.

If you fall in love, you have the courage to pursue it, and this is what makes him lovely.

"My business, it's not your turn to talk more!"

Meng Nu scolded, rode the cold wind, and left the land of the West Star.

The lazy drunkard looked at Meng Nu's back and sighed bitterly, hoping that she could put down her pride for a moment and be an ordinary woman for a little time.

Except for the divine beast and the phoenix, everyone said goodbye, and finally left iron shoes and steel teeth.

He must have been very bitter in his heart, he finally came to Xixing and saw the white tiger, but he didn't expect that the first time they met, it was a battle of life and death.

He froze there, watching the divine beasts manipulating the stars, not knowing whether to leave or stay.

The lazy drunkard walked over slowly, stood side by side with him, smiled lightly, and seemed to be saying to himself: "If you practice your skills and can't do chivalry between heaven and earth, it's better to build a small boat and fish every day." ”

What is the purpose of apprenticeship?

What exactly is the purpose of practicing this collar?

Is it so that he can be proud of the world and leave a good name?

A word woke up the dreamer, and the iron shoes and steel teeth puffed up their chests and left.

Since then, there has been another kind chivalrous man in heaven and earth, and he is just one of thousands of unsung heroes.

The stars are so beautiful that those who have love in their hearts will never be lonely.

The lazy drunkard and the Suzaku snuggled up on the swing chair, looking up at the beautiful bright moon and counting the stars in the sky.

Suzaku was a little drunk, and Qingsi pillowed on the shoulder of the lazy drunkard, she was so intoxicated: "I almost forgot that the night sky in the world is so charming." ”

The lazy drunkard gently kissed Suzaku on the forehead, he closed his eyes, too lazy not to say a word.

But with Suzaku by his side, he will never be lonely, with the smile of Yingying Yanyan in his ears, and listening to Suzaku's little pride: "If I had known that I would have accepted an apprentice and could make myself so idle, why would I have been trapped in Nanxing for many years?"

"I just hope Princess Nanxing won't be annoyed. ”

The lazy drunkard finally spoke, attracting Suzaku's coquettishness: "I told her that everyone will work shifts for a hundred years, and you won't not accompany me, right?"

He smiled and gently took Suzaku's hand: "As long as there is you, everywhere is the most beautiful place." ”

Suzaku blushed as she slipped into his arms.

"What are you thinking?" Suzaku asked softly.

"I want to go and see my master and sister. ”

Suzaku and Xiaomei hit it off at first sight in the Southwest Demon Realm, and they are called sisters, and after being separated for so long, it's time to meet again.

"However, since the West Star was parting, they have left the underworld, and no one can find them. ”

"There are too many people in the underworld, and they, like us, don't want to be crowded with others. ”

If you can't find them, how can you meet them?

Suzaku was thinking to himself when he heard a soft voice from a lazy drunkard, "I know where they are." ”

He actually knows the whereabouts of someone who can't be found in the whole earth?

Suzaku laughed and shook his arm, "We'll go now." ”

North Stygian Snow Mountain, a spring flower.

It's no longer winter, and there's a little warmth around you.

The moonlight is still there, lighting up the towering peaks, and the sky is full of stars, which seems to be within reach.

The lazy drunkard took Suzaku's hand and revisited the old place.

When a flock of birds and warblers and swallows, a playful laugh floated in the air: "Pig's head!"

The little sister fell down and blocked the way of the two.

When I saw Suzaku, I immediately smiled, and the chatter between the sisters was noisier than the birds.

The lazy drunkard saw the little sister Qingsi tied up, frowned slightly and ridiculed: "I am married to a man as a wife, and I am still called me by a pig-headed pig-headed, and I am not afraid that your husband will scold you for having no rules." ”

The little sister made a grimace at the lazy drunkard, and raised her chin proudly: "My little brother and I have thought about your name carefully, you and Tianling discovered the secret of heaven and earth aura together, so your name should come from the four words heaven and earth aura." ”

When it came to being proud, Xiaomei couldn't help but laugh: "He occupies the word Tianling, and all that is left for you is the earth's qi, do you want us to call you earth's qi, or is it qidi?"

Gas?

Either way, it's hard to hear.

The lazy drunkard sighed helplessly: "You still call me a pig's head." ”

The little sister clapped her hands and laughed, and when they met again, she won the first battle.

The laughter was more brilliant than the starry sky, attracting Han Jiulang.

He was still handsome, and when he came, his hands were covered in dirt.

Seeing this scene, the lazy drunkard nodded: "No wonder spring is full of spring here, it turns out that the master is a gardener." ”

When admiring the flowers, the lazy drunkard was puzzled again: "The master is unparalleled in the world, and the flowers planted are also unparalleled in the world, and none of them are unknown to me." ”

Han Jiu replied softly: "These flowers are impermanent flowers. ”

Impermanence flowers?

How can there be such a flower in heaven and earth?

Seeing that the lazy drunkard was puzzled, the little sister knew that she had won again, and immediately laughed: "It was the little brother who used the mourning stick to make seeds and planted flowers." ”

The lazy drunkard suddenly realized that he had to admit defeat again: "I thought that I used a mourning stick to make a flute and give it to my beloved, which was the most romantic thing, but I didn't expect that the master used the mourning stick to grow a mountain of flowers, and in comparison, I lost a lot." ”

Han Jiu showed a long-lost smile and said softly to the lazy drunkard: "The wine made by impermanence flowers is called impermanence wine, do you want to taste it?"

Impermanence wine, unique in the world, lazy drunkards immediately light up their eyes.

Han Jiu led the way and led them to find the aroma of wine.

The little sister sneered proudly at the lazy drunkard on the side: "At the tea stall, you didn't give me nine heavenly incense, and today in the North Stygian Snow Mountain, you don't want to drink my impermanence wine." ”

As soon as he heard that he was not allowed to drink, the lazy drunkard immediately became anxious: "You are almost done, if it is too much, I will be forced to use a trick against you." ”

Hearing the threat, the little sister smiled provocatively: "I don't believe you have any tricks." ”

"Okay, you forced me. The lazy drunkard puffed up his chest and said so confidently: "When Tianling said that he had the antidote to Meng Po Tang, I plucked his heart, and sure enough, I found this secret in my heart. ”

"So what?" the little sister didn't know.

"You know, the reason why the ghosts are willing to enter the underworld to be assassins is all because they love the master, but they have drunk Meng Po soup and forgotten the past in their previous lives. The lazy drunkard smiled deeply and asked the little sister: "You do the math, if I give them the antidote to Meng Po soup, how many more rivals should you have?"

"You!"

This is really a trick, so angry that the little sister blushes, and the lazy drunkard laughs.

Impermanence is strong in wine, and the night sky is drunk.

Under the bright moon and stars, the little sister strokes the zither, the vermilion bird plays the flute, and the flute and chirp, singing the perfect love.

The lazy drunkard and Han Jiu are still exchanging glasses, and no one is drunk tonight.

The women were singing, and the men were whispering: "The little sister didn't call you Jiulang, so the little master didn't get back the memory of the little sister's half of her life." ”

"Do you think my little sister is happy?" Han Jiu smiled drunkenly and asked seriously.

"Happy, she is the happiest person in heaven and earth. The lazy drunkard happily admitted: "As long as you are happy, what you remember and what you forget is not so important." ”

The men looked at each other and smiled, drank the remnants of the wine in their cups, and filled them again.

Impermanence wine, very sweet, very sweet.

Kind people are accompanied by happiness, so kind people will never be lonely.

(About the story of the demon king Hanjiu, please pay attention to the next work of the border city grandson, thank you!)

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