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The uncle brought his subordinates over, and when he saw that we were so full of people, even the old gun came, the uncle smiled as if he had bought ten catties of tomatoes for a penny and picked up a big bargain, and that smile really made us feel a little trapped.

"Uncle, this can't be a pit, right?" asked Sima Yi weakly.

"You can't see it's a pit, cough cough, I mean the pit won't pit you, we're friends. The uncle tried his best to keep his face.

"You are the Women's Federation, and your whole family is the Women's Federation. Wang Hu was not happy, he thought that the uncle was sarcastic about him as a girl, he was most afraid of others saying that he was a mother, he actually always wanted to be a man.

"Since we may all be colleagues in the future, that is, our own people, let me introduce these three to you first. The uncle said with a serious expression.

"The one who uses arrows, you can call him an arrow catch, and he will not miss the arrows."

"The one who uses the knife, you can call him a knife catcher, he practices the art of drawing a knife, his knife is very fast, and he can break ten thousand laws quickly. ”

"With the one who uses the rope, you can call him to arrest, his thin rope is haunting, and there is no one to stop him in close combat. ”

"The three of them are the top Xing Zhu in my department, they haven't had a chance to make a move for many years, this time they chased the big case here, the enemies on the side of Da Lei encountered are not bad, maybe you will have a chance to see them shoot. The uncle boasted.

"Uncle, you are so perfunctory to us, you don't even tell the real name of your predecessors, just use an arrow to catch a knife and catch a rope to introduce it, you might as well call them one, two, three, better remember. "Zhao Ying is dissatisfied, even if he worships a god, he has to have a name to worship.

"This is the first twelve door rules I want to teach you: In the real file storage department, only call nicknames when handling cases outside, and use fake names to use names. "Uncle taught us.

I clenched my fists, I have different opinions about the title of peace in and out, but I can't beat you, so I can only keep my opinion for now.

"I'll call you my eldest daughter in the future. The uncle said to the old gun girl, the old gun girl protested whether she should not add a big word.

"I'll call you an old gun from now on. The uncle said to the old gun, and the old gun protested that he was still young, so it was better to call him a young gun.

"I'll call you a dead fat man in the future. The uncle said to Wang Hu that Wang Hu strongly protested whether he could not add a dead word.

"I'll call you Feng Shui guy in the future. The uncle said to Sima Yi, and Sima Yi corrected him and said that he should be called master, or earth master.

"In the future, I will call you to burn paper, I heard that you and horses can burn yellow paper to worship? No wonder you are very good at horsemanship, and in the future, it is best for you to worship with some animals that can track and find traces, such as eagles, snakes and rats, etc., which are helpful for your work. The uncle said to Zhao Ying.

Zhao Ying burst into tears.

"Wait, you can call me the behind-the-scenes operator of the country!" Zhang Er preemptively affirmed in order to preserve his heroic image.

"The name of the behind-the-scenes operator is too long, where can I shout it when I fight. The uncle objected: "Shorten it a little and call you to do it." ”

Zhang Er burst into tears.

"Report to the sir, I quit. "My cousin didn't want to sneak away when he saw the opportunity.

"Do you want to be a turtle with a shrunken head?

The cousin burst into tears.

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We have always been taught that we must have a name for walking in the rivers and lakes, so that we can be a head above others when we are fighting or scolding.

It's okay now, it's all ruined by the uncle.

Have you ever seen a master call like that?

If you win, the folklore goes like this: the dead fat man will kill Qiao Feng ...... with one move.

If you lose, how can you say that the rivers and lakes will never be able to do anything?

If you want to pretend to be a big brother and cover the field, do you ask others to find you and say that you have something to burn paper?

When scolding, who will say that my feng shui guy will dig your ancestral grave for the eighteenth generation, such non-lethal words.

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The uncle was a little depressed when he saw our lack of interest, and he thought that his name was very in line with the trend of the times.

At our insistence, he finally promised that as long as we officially joined the company, he would give us a chance to change our nickname, and we had to think clearly in advance, the name could not be repeated with the guys in the door, and it would be reported to the Ministry for approval.

He said that such a strict management title in the ministry is just for the sake of the department's image, and he can't give it a very joyful name like I eat tomatoes, can it be that when the time comes to go out to hunt down and scare the thieves, I say that I am the twelve doors, I eat tomatoes, please don't resist and surrender? You can remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court............... This will become a laughing stock in the rivers and lakes.

We are already a laughing stock, we don't speak, we endure in silence.

When you were a child, an old monk said that when you encounter injustice in life, you have to rebel. When you can't resist, you have to learn to smile and enjoy it.

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"The spirit is good, so let's move on to the next link. "Uncle couldn't see that we were gritting our teeth and laughing, and thought that the military spirit was well retracted, and began to get to the point.

"The work of the Twelve Doors is not the same as that of a large group of military operations, where all the operations are pre-designed, then divided into many small summaries, and then assigned to different groups to carry them out. ”

"The foundation and skills of these of you are quite distinctive, just to form a complementary, your relationship is also very good, and it is estimated that the degree of cooperation is also very good, so during this time, I will first conduct special training for you as a complete group. ”

"I have observed you and have a certain understanding of your strengths, so before the special training, I will make a simple division of labor for you." Uncle arranged.

"You are good at observing, analyzing, and being able to maintain a relatively calm mind in wartime, so you are responsible for the temporary decision-making and wartime command of your group. ”

I nodded, this is indeed my more suitable, because my current force value is not high, only suitable for using my brain.

"Big girl, your internal strength, external strength, skills and bow and arrow accuracy are all very good, so the team you are responsible for remote support, your palace, cover and rescue. ”

The old gun girl nodded, she was more satisfied with the position, because it could protect me.

"Wang Hu, you are born with great strength, and you have cultivated the overlord heavy shield technique and other rushing skills, and you will be responsible for the vanguard of clearing obstacles and breaking the formation."

Wang Hu nodded and said, "Isn't it just to send to death, I understand, I like martyrdom." In Wang Hu's eyes, it is a very romantic thing to die in the arms of his partner

"You are responsible for tracking the paper. I've heard you've ever tasted horse manure? Very good, when we were handling the case, we had to taste all kinds of dung during the tracking process, you are very talented. "Uncle is indeed a master of Xing Hunting, even we can't hold back our laughter, he is as serious as anyone else.

Zhao Ying burst into tears.

We laughed and comforted him that only he could dominate this position, and let him think about how many brothers he had, and all the snakes, insects, rats and ants ran out to listen to his command, what a scene.

"Turtle, you are responsible for transmitting information and digging up information, anyway, you are the best at escaping and the most able to fool. ”

The cousin nodded, he made up his mind that as long as he was in danger, he would run away anyway, and he would still be able to run out of flowers.

", I don't know your expertise yet, but since you say that you are in charge of the world, then you should be a staff officer, and you will come up with a plan before the operation. ”

Zhang Er is very calm, and his hole cards will not be easily pulled out.

"Feng Shui guy, you said that you assisted, then you are responsible for releasing the wind, setting traps, providing utensils, cleaning up the scene, cleaning up the aftermath, translating, decrypting or something. ”

Sima Yi agreed, he also thought that it was more appropriate for him to stay in the rear, after all, it would take time to summon the heavenly thunder and release it slowly, so letting him rush to the front would not solve any problems.

"Old gun, you're old, just take a look, but you have to keep an eye on the enemy when you see it, maybe you can be your son-in-law." "Uncle made a rare joke.

Lao Gun said disdainfully: "You were still a virgin when Lao Tzu commanded the army to fight, and you actually dared to tease Lao Tzu, be careful that Lao Tzu let his daughter pull you into the grove." ”

The uncle was shocked and quickly opened the topic.

In this way, the general division of labor of our group has come out, and there is nothing particularly unsuitable.

After the uncle explained, he immediately began to take us out to practice, and he said that only in simulated tasks and real environments can we quickly master the skills.