Chapter Twenty-Three: The Old Monkey
I saw that the monkey flipped with one hand, and the iron rod spun and flew towards Gou Fu'an. And where have the drunk people in the hall seen this kind of battle, they have already been dumbfounded, staring blankly at the iron rod flying towards them, "bang", Gou Fu'an fell in response, "bang" again, Cao Youde also fell.
Just when Chen Qi and the fat man thought that the remaining four women would not be able to escape the fate of the iron rod, the iron rod went around their backs and hit their necks a few times, and the four of them also fell, not knowing whether they were alive or dead.
The stunned Chen Qi and the fat man looked at the monkey in amazement, and easily solved these people, and then the monkey stepped forward, and the golden hoop stick turned into a dagger and fell into his hand, brushing twice, the heads of Gou Fu'an and Cao Youde fell to the ground, and the blood flowed out of the flat wound after a while.
After doing all this, the monkey turned the golden rod into an embroidery needle, stuffed it into his ears, and then looked at the two of them with a calm face.
"You...... You are Monkey King...... Big...... The Great Sage Sun Wukong?" The fat man at this time was a little incoherent.
The monkey nodded calmly, and the fat man asked again: "That was the Ruyi golden hoop stick just now?" The monkey nodded again, and just when the fat man was about to ask again, Chen Qi stopped the fat man and said, "Okay, fat man, these things will be asked again when I go back, deal with these things first, and it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time!"
Then he said to the monkey, "Monkey...... Son, those women aren't dead, are they?" Chen Qidu didn't know what to call him.
The monkey said indifferently: "I don't kill women, they just fainted, and the one lying on the stall in the middle should be Gong Ganwen, I have seen her before, you can do what you want." ”
The fat man volunteered and said, "I'll come! Since I can't kill her, then scare her to death, this kind of thing fat man is the best at me." After speaking, he stepped forward and put the headless corpses of Gou Fu'an and Cao Youde into Gong Ganwen's arms, one left and one right, admired his masterpiece, and the fat man said proudly: "She wakes up and is not scared to death, the fat man has her surname, hehehe......"
The two of them were also speechless about the fat man's bad taste, the monkey took a pocket casually, and then put the heads of Gou Fu'an and the two into his pocket, and picked them up casually, and then said to Chen Qi and the others: "Let's go, go back quickly." ”
The way back was already a familiar road, and the three of them followed the road they came from, and soon returned to the school, and then the monkey said to the two: "You go back first, I will put their heads downstairs in Xu Jingyao's dormitory, and I will come back, and then go to the dormitory to find you, I think, if I don't explain it to you clearly, you will definitely not be able to sleep." ”
The two nodded wildly, and after seeing his skills, Chen Qi and the fat man had nothing to worry about, so they nodded and said to the monkey: "Then you pay attention, don't leave clues, so as not to expose the horse's feet." ”
The fat man also said: "Come back early, my gossip fire is already burning!"
Then, the three of them parted ways, and on the way back, the fat man said with palpitations: "Old Seven, we just killed someone! Like a dream, did we really do it?"
couldn't help but roll his eyes, Chen Qi said: "It's not us, it's the monkey who took the initiative to do it, you just said a few words, and then followed with a soy sauce." I said you are really an afterthought, you weren't very majestic just now. ”
The fat man said aggrievedly: "I didn't react just now, but now I have walked all the way, and on the way back, I climbed a section of Longshou Mountain, and I sweated, and then I was blown by the cold wind and turned into a cold sweat, which is a little scared! Hey, the monkey is really the legendary Monkey King? That is really the legendary Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick?"
Chen Qi couldn't help but sigh and said, "Nine times out of ten, the monkey is really that monkey, I never expected that the three-year-old college classmate turned out to be the legendary Monkey King, it's like a dream." I guess the monkey will explain it to us when it comes back, and we'll know when the time comes. ”
On the seventh floor, the two did not go back to the bedroom, but came to the large balcony on the seventh floor, which is connected to Unit 3 and Unit 2 where Chen Qi's bedroom is located, and they have a lot of night beer here in the summer. The main reason for coming here was to wake up Zhong Bo and Brother Ji, after all, when the monkey came back, he had to explain to them the scene that had just happened.
Sure enough, within a few minutes of sitting, the monkey quickly returned, carrying most of the canned beer and two packets of boiled peanuts. The fat man asked curiously, "Where did you get these in the middle of the night?"
The monkey explained: "I bought it in our dormitory last week, and I left it there before I finished drinking, so I took it with me. After saying that, he opened three cans, and then one person divided one can.
After the fat man took it, he subconsciously said: "It's a pity that it's not a cold beer this day!"
Hearing this, the monkey took back the beer given to the two of them, and then, without seeing him make any moves, a layer of frost formed on the beer can, and then handed it to the two again.
Chen Qi, who didn't react, took the beer blankly and asked, "Monkey, are you an ice attribute?"
The monkey took a sip of beer and sighed: "Actually, I don't know if I'm Sun Wukong, or I am a combination of Sun Wukong and Sun Tao, because I fuse the memories and personalities of two people, so I am both Sun Wukong and Sun Tao." ”
"The big ...... Sheng, forget it, since you are also Sun Tao, then let's call you a monkey, you won't be angry. The fat man said squirmingly, for the monkey suddenly becoming a great sage, even Chen Qi hadn't gotten used to it.
The monkey smiled bitterly, took another sip of beer and said, "It's okay, if it was left in the past, if you dared to call me that, I would have swung it a long time ago." The fat man shrank in fright, and the monkey continued: "However, the monkey sitting here to drink beer with you is not just the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the sky, otherwise how could I drink such a thing." After speaking, he shook the beer in his hand.
Chen Qi asked curiously: "Monkey, is what Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West" described true? Are you really made of stone? Who is your master Bodhizi? Is the golden hoop stick really obtained by you in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea? You protected the Tang monks and apprentices, learned scriptures from the west, and was finally named the Buddha of Fighting and Defeating?"
"How shall I answer you to so many questions?" the monkey smiled wryly.
After taking a sip of beer, the monkey looked into the distance in distraction, but the next words surprised Chen Qi and the fat man, and the monkey said calmly: "A large part of it is true, some of the plots are fictional, but what I said later is no longer me, ninety-nine eighty-one difficult, I have already been killed by Rulai at the level of the true and false Monkey King, and then accompanied them on the last journey, and it was not my grandson who was named the Buddha of Fighting, but the six-eared macaque." ”
"What!" the two exclamations rang out in unison.