Being broken into the door late at night is mostly nothing good. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

What's more, he was made by a ghost to break into the door?

Since the judge likes to talk about etiquette, when he sees his colleagues, he should treat him with tea.

Dry hands make cups, jingling.

There is no longer the self-satisfied demeanor when I first saw him.

The poor looked at the judge who was less than four taels, for fear that if he tilted his head, he would lose his head.

Because his neck is so thin that it is only as thin as his wrist.

The tea was ready, and it was handed to Bai Wuchang.

After taking half a cup of new tea, he saw that the judge's eyes were blue and black, and Bai Wuchang pretended not to know, and sighed gloomily: "I have cultivated the cultivation of the Senluo Difu for thousands of years, and finally ushered in a judge who sleepless nights and only cares about his life. ”

Desperate?

What did he know?

With a sneer, the judge raised his sleeves to drink tea and cover his blushing face.

Put down the teacup and forcibly say the number of courtesies: "Eat the king, be loyal to the king." It should be, it should be. ”

is obviously hollowed out by beauty, but he can say that he is so elegant, and he is really a talent.

"The judge's rank is higher, and it is estimated that Yu Lu is especially tempting and irresistible, which is not something that a little ghost like me can envy. ”

Tempting and hard to resist?

Recalling the first time I met Bai Wuchang, I had already learned his tongue skills, and at this moment, he made a pun, didn't he really know something?

"As long as the Lord of Impermanence is willing to do more, one day, he will also rise to the top. ”

Losing his high rank, he actually climbed the ladder.

After drinking all the tea, laughing a few times, and then teasing the judge: "It's not difficult to contribute, it's just that there is some strength, the judge has a place to come out, but the ghost envoy has nowhere to go out." ”

The judge was haunted by the phantom of Meng Nu every night, which was contrary to the teachings of the sage book.

Although I regretted it, I couldn't resist the romantic date, and I was really ashamed in my heart.

At this time, he was ridiculed by Bai Wuchang one after another, and he couldn't find a crack to get into.

Afraid that he would say anything that would be ashamed of himself, the judge didn't dare to be polite anymore, and asked Bai Jun urgently: "Lord Impermanence came to visit late at night, but what's the matter?"

Can't help but chase away customers?

Pouring himself a cup of tea, Bai Wuchang smiled back: "I want to ask about the whereabouts of the people of destiny." ”

Destiny?

The judge's eyes were bewildered.

"I have heard for a long time that Lord Judge has the ability to never forget, is it because he is tired every night, and this only strength is also blind?"

Awkwardly raised his sleeves to cover his face and drank tea, desperately recalling the people of destiny.

"If the Judge can't remember who told you about the Destiny of Heaven, don't hesitate to ask the beautiful woman in your bed. ”

After a reminder, the judge's eyes lit up and he immediately replied: "Those who are mandated by heaven are subject to the mandate of heaven, and the world is reincarnated as royal people." ”

After reading this sentence, he shook his head again, full of pride: "No matter what good or evil is in every life, he is always reincarnated in the royal family, and he is a person of destiny." ”

said that this pile of verbosity is actually nothing more than a sentence, this person has a good life, and the world is noble.

"How many such people are there in the world?"

It seems that the smile is impermanent and ignorant, and the judge comes to the spirit: "There is only one, it is rare for ten thousand years, how can there be many?"

There's only one, and that's easy.

"Please teach the judge, who is this person reincarnated in this world?"

"Well said. The judge spread his palms evenly: "Please give me the Hades Decree of Lord Impermanence." ”

After going around for half a year, I talked about the rules again.

Pushing the judge's withered palm into an empty fist, Bai Wuchang smiled meaningfully: "The order you want, on the body of the person on your bed, don't you want to touch it?"

The sallow, withered face burned into coals, and the judge lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Impermanence, and his voice trembled slightly: "Lord Impermanence made fun of it, except for you and me, there is no one else in the judgment house." ”

Still dare to be hard-mouthed?

"You have a long hair on your left shoulder. ”

As soon as the words fell, the judge hurriedly lowered his head to look for it.

"You have carmine marks on your neck. ”

In the future, he had time to find the green silk, and hurriedly raised his hand to wipe it.

Seeing his hurried appearance, Bai Wuchang chuckled twice: "I just told a lie, in fact, there are no green silk and red seals." ”

The neck that had been rubbed was red, but unexpectedly he was teased.

"Although the words are false, the matter is true, and there is indeed a pillow person. Bai Wuchang smiled again, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Otherwise, why do you want to cover up?"

This impermanence is so difficult to deal with, and I am so confident that in his eyes, it is as easy to see through as a three-year-old urchin.

Slowly lowering the hand rubbing his neck, the judge shook his lips and said no more.

"It seems that if you don't see the decree of the king of Hades, you must not be able to tell the difference?"

I'm afraid that he will tease him again, and he can't lower his head to his stomach.

plucked up his courage and whispered: "The rules can't be ......"

"Godmother, godmother!"

Without waiting for the judge to finish speaking, Bai Wuchang pulled his neck and went back to the hall: "Someone bullied your godson, won't you come out to take a look?"

The shouting was so loud that it almost shook the roof tiles.

After the howl was not enough, he walked to the back hall: "If the godmother is not dressed, hurry up and cover the quilt tightly, I will come to find the godmother!"

As soon as he took two steps, his waist was hugged by the judge.

Looking down, he pleaded, and it was really hard for him to be as thin as a shadow shadow and still be able to run two steps by himself.

"Huh, don't hug my godmother, hug me?"

Yin and Yang laughed a few times, and said all the yin words: "You slept with my godmother, and you still want to be a man with me? You're so open-minded. ”

"Please, Lord Impermanence, don't shout, in case you invite others. The judge was so anxious that he was about to cry, and expressed pity in his heart: "If you leak out, how will you be a godmother? ”

Knowing that people have not left the cabinet and slept before they get married, it is affectionate and righteous at this moment.

"If you really love my godmother, tell me about the life of the person of destiny. ”

Seeing that his face was full of pity and hesitation, Bai Wuchang smiled lightly: "I was born with a long tongue, if there is no news to press my tongue, I may not be able to make up any fragrant and interesting things." ”

As soon as the words fell, he opened his throat and howled loudly: "Godmother, hurry up and get dressed, I'm going to enter the house!"

"Yan Xiaomei. ”

was so anxious that he covered his mouth with his withered hands, and explained clearly: "The person of destiny, reincarnated in this life, is the sixth princess of Dali, Yan Xiaomei." ”

"Thank you for making an exception!" After getting the answer, Bai Wuchang pulled his leg to the door, and when he didn't push the door, he turned his head and smiled: "I will trouble the adult at least seventeen times again, I hope that the adult will take care of his body and live until that time." ”

He slipped through the crack and walked away.

As if sending off the plague god, the judge collapsed to the ground weakly.

From the back hall, there is a strange fragrance.

The ground was silent, and Meng Nu was barefoot, and she was close to her feet.

Holding the light yarn manqun, wanting to cover and see, draw the most romantic in the world.

A slender hand put her hand on the judge's shoulder, and Meng Nu sat behind him.

The warm arm like a soft snake wrapped around the judge's thin body.

The beauty does not speak, but is gentle and refreshing.

"Sister Meng, I must work diligently, and after I earn the family business in the underworld, I will marry you. ”

With a soft laugh, Bei bit his earlobe.

"Judge, I believe you. ”

"Before we marry you, can we ...... Can you say goodbye to ......?"

He couldn't go on, because Meng Nu's hand was unruly, slipped into the judge's robe, and crawled towards his lower abdomen.

Breathless, the judge grabbed Meng Nusu's hand, weak, and smiled bitterly: "Tell me to rest for the night." ”

"Saying that you will marry me is false. ”

The beauty withdrew her hand, and her eyes saw pity: "It's also false to say that it hurts me." ”

The starry eyes wept, and the candlelight dimmed: "I thought I loved a reliable man, who would have thought that after only a few days of love, he had abandoned me as a cousin, and what kind of true love could he talk about in the world?"

"I gave you my perfect body, but I believed in the wrong person. Delicately got up, the gauze skirt fell to the ground, Meng Nu was bright, and walked to the door: "I'll give you your body, you give me sweet words." You and I don't owe each other, and we don't have to see each other again. ”

The beauty held the window lattice, crying warbler Yanyan.

When he was about to push the door, he was surrounded by a pair of thin palms from behind.

Walk up and down with your hands, and kiss your shoulders wet.

"Go and rest, why bother me?"

powerlessly rejected him, but was locked tighter by him.

"After you earn the family business, you are worthy of marrying a princess, and you don't need to bully a little girl like me. ”

The more she rejected him, the wilder he became.

"Sister Meng, you are my princess......"

It was too late for him to go to the back hall with Meng Nu.

Lift up the greasy waist.

"No, don't be at the door. Meng Nu also gasped, panting weakly: "I am a yellow-faced woman, I am a nomura aunt, but I am not worthy of you...... Ahh

The more she wouldn't let him be at the door, the more he would be here.

"You're my queen, queen, queen......"

Not a single night, he was a prisoner completely.

With just one phantom, he subdued the unforgettable judge.

Is it because men are too incompetent, or are women more spiritual?