Chapter 149: Silly - Forced Party
Yiyun opens a post:
The protagonist touches an object and goes through the security check...... and so on, you can know the strength of the strength.
Tucao: Why don't you lick it, lick the, not only can you test the protagonist's anti-nausea ability, but also express the burden of forbearance, and you can also test the anti-toxicity, and, licking in front of everyone, you can also test your psychological endurance......
For details, see: Shennong tastes herbs, and Goujian tastes.
Bridge Section:
A group of pot-bellied elders sat down, and below them were a bunch of characters waiting to be tested, including the protagonist, and then the elders took off their pants, revealing their white buttocks, and began to shit, and being able to shit in public is the awesome thing about these elders.
The protagonist and others began to lick the, and the others were disgusting and retching after licking a lump, and the most talented thing was just to stuff it down, and then the protagonist appeared, not only licking, but also eating, ......eating with relish!
"Haha!"
Yiyun laughed loudly, and suddenly saw a mass of things flying towards him, which would plug his mouth, he woke up with suffocation, and reached out to take it:
Nima, information bag.
Pretending to be a fool - forced to go to a class reunion, unknown demon.
As soon as the aperture turned, Yiyun was in a lively occasion, depending on the situation, this should be the brainless class reunion.
At the college reunion, Yiyun saw the goddess of the past again, she was still so good, and it was so easy to stand out from the crowd.
Yiyun, how are you doing? A trace of bitterness crossed the woman's delicate face.
Well, that's good, what about you? Yiyun tried to keep his tone as calm as possible, like a greeting between ordinary friends.
After graduating, I went to Japan to study abroad, and now I live in Japan.
yes, that's good! I forgot to introduce to you, this is my girlfriend Ling Jianan, this is my college classmate, Yao Min.
Hello, Ling Jiannan stretched out her hand very culturedly, the ten fingers that Yiyun and Ling Jiannan clenched deeply stinged Yao Min's eyes, she tried her best to make herself look good, and smiled and held Ling Jianan's hand, Hello.
Seeing that Yiyun and Ling Jiannan were so happy, Yao Min felt a sour pain somewhere in his heart and excused himself to go to the bathroom.
Ling Jiannan shook off the hand that was numb by Yiyun. Picked up a glass of red wine and looked at Yiyun with interest: Trick me into coming to your college reunion, and let me pretend to be your girlfriend, but let me confront your ex-girlfriend head-on, let's talk about it, what's the situation?
Don't talk nonsense, that's not my ex-girlfriend, she's my goddess in college, and there was a lot of trouble in the whole school at that time, and I was a pure dick at that time. And she was a recognized goddess in our school, and I had a crush on her like a clown for four years.
And then? Aren't you together?
Yiyun took a glass of red wine and drank it all, no, how could a pure dick like me be worthy of her.
But by a woman's intuition. I think she likes you, and although she hides it well, women often know women best.
Hehe, maybe. I don't want to talk about the past.
What's the matter? I don't feel for her anymore?
How to say it, I just feel that the fate that doesn't belong to me is also empty.
Wow. Yao Min, your boyfriend is so handsome! Yiyun and Ling Jianan, who were hiding and talking on the side, were attracted by the sudden lively crowd.
I'm sorry dear, I'm late, the handsome man who was so handsome that he was in the spotlight held Yao Min's hand and said with a guilty face, It's okay, the banquet has just begun.
Sorry to keep you waiting. The man said in fluent Chinese.
Her boyfriend is a foreigner? Just now she said that she settled in Japan, is her boyfriend Japanese? Hey Yiyun, is her boyfriend Japanese?
How do I know, after graduation, I won't have much contact with her, Yiyun turned his gaze to the side and drank stuffy wine, Ling Jiannan looked at Yiyun from head to toe and said leisurely: Her boyfriend is indeed much better than you.
“......”
Wow, Yao Min, this is the Japanese boyfriend you are talking about, so handsome, like that Japanese star .......
It's really a Japanese, such a good girl marrying a Japanese, tsk...... Ling Jiannan looked sorry.
Just let it go, don't think about her, whether she is worthy of your care, just let it go, don't think about her, there are people in this world who love you very much...... , Yiyun sang Gao Jin's "Don't think about her" loudly in his five-tone incomplete tune, and his sadness was overflowing.
She would rather marry a Japanese than marry me, Jianan, you said that if she married a Chinese, it would be fine, and she married a Japanese, she hit me too hard, she learned the history of the Nanjing Massacre in vain, it is simply a shame for China!
Ling Jiannan covered her ears with her hands, her silver teeth clenched, she was just fed up, since she came back from the class reunion, Yiyun was like a chicken woman muttering non-stop, her ears were about to become calloused.
Finally couldn't help it, Ling Jianan Hedong erupted like a lion's roar: You close your mouth for me!
Before Yiyun could react to what was going on, he saw Ling Jiannan slam the door and go out after yelling.
It seems that even Jia Nan can't stand it anymore, how can he forget the shame of the country and marry the former enemy as a son and daughter of China, alas!
In front of a building, there was a long cordon, and there were many people around the cordon, and three corpses covered with white cloth were parked in front of the building.
The death of three strong men overnight is undoubtedly explosive news, and the onlookers are talking about something.
What do you think? Ling Jiannan put his hands in his tight leather trouser pockets and looked thoughtfully at the three corpses parked in front of the building, do you suspect that the monster did it? Yiyun can also think of this inexplicable death with his toes, and it must have something to do with the monster.
Why are you here?
Yao Min?Oh, Jia Nan and I happened to pass by here and saw a lot of people around and came over to have a good time, is this your daughter?
Well, Yizi, call uncle.
Uncle.
Well, Yizi is so good! What is the name of the cat in your arms? It's so cute, it's called Xiao Hei. Hi, Xiao Hei, I'm Yiyun, I'm glad to meet you, meow~ The little black cat responded to Yiyun as if he could understand human words, by the way, why are you here?
Our house is in front, I originally came to buy early, and I saw a lot of people here, so I came to take a look, but I didn't expect to meet you.
Did something happen? There were three dead people in this building, what? Dead people? The breakfast in Yao Min's hand suddenly fell to the ground.
Meow~ The little black cat suddenly broke free from Yizi's arms, pounced on the scattered breakfast and ate it, making a meow~ sound.
Are you okay, Yiyun looked at Yao Min nervously, no, it's okay, but it looks like I'm going to buy breakfast again. (To be continued......)