Chapter 45: Don't Fight with the Mentally Handicapped
When the five of them arrived at the Chaos Restaurant, Wu retired with his work and left under the pretext that he had something to do, and the four brothers handed over the dragon horse to the shopkeeper and went straight into the restaurant. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The Chaos Restaurant has the background of the Chaos Immortal Palace, it is said that it was opened by a Chaos heir who liked to study elixirs, and this person found that a lot of spiritual materials were in a fresh state in the research process, which had a special role in promoting people's cultivation, so he made a lot of recipes according to his own research, of course, he must use his special techniques, otherwise it will have no effect.
Chaos Tower is located in the southeast direction of the Chaos Fairy Palace not far from the shore of the Spiegel Lake, the lake is circular as a whole, surrounded by mountains on three sides, one side faces the Chaos Fairy City, because there is often no wind, the water surface will often be quiet like a mirror, so it is named Spiegel Lake.
The Chaos Restaurant sits in the west and faces east, facing the entire Mingjing Lake, the scenery is very beautiful, but the back of the Mingjing Lake is a very prosperous Chaos Immortal City, where tens of millions of people live here, forming a great contrast in the Chaos Restaurant, which makes the business of the Chaos Restaurant prosperous more and more.
The restaurant has a total of nine floors, the whole is quadrilateral, carved beams and painted buildings, the cornices of the four corners are cocked, each eaves corner is also hung with the most ordinary copper wind chimes, occasionally the wind blows, it will make a crisp sound of ding dong dong.
The entire ground floor is unattended, mainly in the lobby of the hotel, like the lobby of the Earth Restaurant, where a wall of pictures of various dishes is placed, and then there are different wines stacked in various shapes, which are also brewed using elixirs, and each wine has different effects.
The second floor to the sixth floor is the hall area, the pattern of each floor is basically the same, the four sides are transparent, you can have an unobstructed view of the beautiful scenery of Mingjing Lake, and the seventh, eighth, and ninth floors are not casually able to go up, the seventh floor must be in the chaos restaurant after the consumption reaches the senior member, only to be eligible to go up, the eighth floor requires stunt members, as for the ninth floor, it is not the immortal to eat in person, it will not be opened, many people do not know what the pattern of the upper three floors is, and it is also in the clouds and fog when viewed from below.
Tianfang four people went to the sixth floor and chose a position by the window by the lake to sit down, in fact, Tianfang didn't know, with his identity as the young palace master of the Chaos Palace, he could go directly to the ninth floor, and this big restaurant is indeed the property of the Chaos Immortal Palace, the chefs and managers in it are all cultivated by the Chaos Immortal Palace, especially the chefs who have mastered special skills, they are generally directly under the Chaos Immortal Palace, and they have made a poisonous oath and are loyal to the Immortal Palace.
The four of them were not polite, they summoned the shopkeeper, ordered a call, and each asked for a different wine, chatting while eating.
"Boss, you have been in the army for a few years, and it is said that you have mixed well?" Tianfang opened the conversation.
"Not bad fart, the exercises I practice must be improved in the bloody battle, I was the happiest in the academy for a few years, don't worry about cultivation, just play, but the ancestor said a word, it hurt me miserably, these ten years, I have been a pioneer, first a pioneer soldier, promoted to the captain of the vanguard, then a centurion, a thousand, deputy commander, commander, Lao Tzu has always carried the word pioneer, I have never returned to the camp to rest for a day.
Mother's thighs, I was almost played to death, if I hadn't broken through to the point of trance when I finally fought against a powerful demon beast, you could all come to my grave to pull weeds now. ”
Don't say I don't know, as soon as I say that this Hao Zhan is all bitter, it's really difficult for this family, all the core members must come out of the real blood and fire: "But the hard days of this demon beast domain are over, but I was tossed to the Ancestral Star again, damn it, I still start from the lowest vanguard soldiers, it is said that there are often immortal-level demons over there who come out to fight the autumn wind, in case Lao Tzu is gone in the future, remember to give me an incense on the New Year's holiday." ”
It was hopeless to encounter this living treasure, so he asked about Yang Xiao's life again. Yang Xiao's life is also related to his family exercises, Yang Xiao must taste the seven emotions and six desires of people in the red dust, at the beginning of studying in the academy, working in the pill branch, are part of the experience of life, after graduation, he began to play around, this time it was after receiving the family's summons that he knew that Tianfang could inherit the chaos.
And the fat man and Tianfang also talked about the energy of the past few years, but for some of them were slightly modified, and they didn't tell them a few novelties they invented, like the fat man and Tianfang have no family, and it's okay to do whatever they want, but the two of them have families, in case the other party's family wants Tianfang's technology, there is a conflict, and then the face will not be able to pass.
The four of them chatted excitedly, staggered, and no longer took these explanations that affected the atmosphere to heart, and hurriedly returned to the main topic of the four teasing.
"I remember the first time I took the third child to the hotel, he vomited and vomited for the first time he drank, saying that this thing meant why it was so weird, so that everyone in the whole lobby looked at us, like seeing a monster. Hao Zhan laughed.
"Didn't I say it, I've been wandering since I was a child, and when I entered the academy, I began to practice and do college tasks, how can I have spare money and time to go out for a drink, that time you fooled me for a long time, I just went out, and the result was your big mistake, unconscious, you didn't say who got it back for me, meow put it on the table, Lao Tzu woke up and fell miserably, hurry up and explain. Tianfang couldn't help but be indignant when he thought of the day's troubles.
"Haha, you still remember, but at that time, it was the idea of the fourth dead little fat man, and the boss was responsible for carrying you back. I originally wanted to draw something on your face, but it turned out that you were really poor, and you didn't even have a pen and ink in your room, so in the end, forget it.
"Damn, fortunately, Lao Tzu is used to being poor, and he likes to use public things, otherwise if I don't notice it, I guess I won't be able to raise my head in this life. "When I imagine it, I have palpitations.
The boss, as a straight man with a black belly, pointed the finger at the second child again: "Another time, the three of us asked the second child to drink, and this kid didn't go, but the three of us bumped into each other at the Liuxiang Gate after drinking, and I have been refusing to say which flower girl I have fallen in love with, after so many years, can you say it?"
"Damn, I can't wash it in my life, how many times have I told you, I really didn't go in, I came from the other direction, isn't this the closest way back to the academy, I'll go back too." The second child looked pale, and his feet were scratched.
"He's meowing, can you believe the nonsense you say? You ask the two of them if they believe it, anyway, I don't believe it, you kid has a lot of ghost ideas in his heart, and it's worse than the dead fat man of the fourth child. Hao Zhan probably remembered some unbearable past.
"Say I'm bad, every time I help you come up with ideas, okay? You see that the kid in the vice president's family is not pleasing to the eye, it's not my idea, let him suffer by himself, how much you don't like it is my idea to clean up and obey, you see that the whole academy has the one who dares to mess with the four of us, it's all my credit. Yang Lao Er fought back.
The fat man was also unbearable to Hao Zhan's slander: "Where am I damaged, I am the youngest, is it okay, it is all you who have bad silver belts that have damaged me." ”
Several people began to expose each other, and all the little things that made people laugh in the academy were all moved out, and when the fight was happy, a few more people came up on the sixth floor, and the four people were fighting, and they didn't pay attention, but one of the people who came up looked at the four people who were making trouble and was ready to make trouble: "Where did the wild boy come from, he has no education at all, and he is playing in this chaotic restaurant, I don't know if it will affect the mood of others drinking!"
Originally, a few people didn't pay attention, as soon as they heard this, they knew that they were coming for themselves, Tianfang originally had his back to the stairs, and the fat man was facing the stairs sideways, don't look at it, yo is really an acquaintance, the fat man unceremoniously fought back: "Yo, isn't this the Cai family who has nothing to do with the dog everywhere, last time the dog didn't bring it today, and brought these dogs out?"
Tianfang has always loved and hated the heart of people here, and what he loves is that the age of the average monk is inversely proportional to his cultivation, and the higher the cultivation at the same age, the worse the heart, just like a dirt bun who has never seen the world, and many people don't understand the truth of being a man;
"Fatty, don't fight with a mentally retarded person!" Tianfang stopped the fat man who was about to fight back.
The fat man was very cooperative, and asked innocently, "Why did you come?"
Tian Fang said earnestly: "Because he will pull your IQ to the same level as him, and then use his rich combat experience at this intelligence level to defeat you." ”
After Tianfang finished speaking, the whole floor was filled with a popping sound, which was the surrounding spectators couldn't help laughing, many of them were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and looked meaningfully at the young master of the Cai family who had just come up.
The young master of the Cai family is also four people in this line, looking at the physiognomy of the age, and the cultivation is only in the middle or early stage of body refining, and his face is flushed by Tianfang's words. The sky is not a map cannon, but the other three people also felt burning on their faces and full of anger because they came with Young Master Cai and substituted themselves into the role.
"Boy, you are looking for death, Young Master Cai Jingbiao is so extraordinary, how can you be slandered by such a wild boy. One of the young masters of the Cai family looked at his followers and the young man fought back loudly: "Acquaintances hurry up and kowtow to apologize, otherwise you want to look good?"
"I just want to look good, how can I drop, you little follower, where is there a place for you to talk, didn't you see us talking to your master?" The fat man pretended to wave his hand in front of his nose: "Whose dog is not on a leash, let it out and bark, I don't look at so many people here, it affects other people's appetite." ”
At this time, a young man beside Cai Jingbiao couldn't stand it anymore, and he was inexplicably pulled into a chaotic battle: "A few brothers, I am Wang Mingyang of the Tiangang Star Domain Wang family, is there any misunderstanding here, is it okay for everyone to say it?"