Chapter 293: Don't Ask for a Wife
"I like to read ancient books since I was a child, and I once saw a medical book called "Su Wen", which said that the sun does not cure, and the murderous spirit is the line, that is, before and after killing, people will have a murderous aura, murderous cold, and can cover the sky and the sun. ”
Wu Song has traveled through the cool patriotic studies, and many books have been read, especially for some interesting descriptions, which are kept in mind.
According to legend, Zhang Fei immediately blocked Cao Cao's million-strong army in front of Changban Slope, and he broke off with a shout, and scared Cao's general Xiahou Jie to death, just like you scared that Po Lai to death. ”
"One person is extremely murderous, can go straight to the bullfight, covering the sky and the sun, on the same day, millions of Cao Jun gave Zhang Fei a shout back, it was the murderous aura exuded from his body, which made millions of Cao Jun tremble, plus the scorching sun, suddenly dark clouds, cold wind, Xiahou Jie died violently, how can there be no panic. ”
"Hahaha! Brother is really knowledgeable, I was born to love to kill, as long as I want to kill that person, within ten steps, he will definitely be broken, except for facing you in the Yaowang Temple that day, you didn't have a trace of panic, I know that you will not be a villain!"
When Wu Song heard this, he was very impressed: "I can't imagine that there is such a strange person in the world, it really doesn't take a knife to kill!"
Pan Jinlian held Wu Song's arm tightly and said in a trembling voice: "Just now in the tavern, he shouted loudly, and even the steam of the steamer turned cold, I am afraid, I don't want to see him kill cattle." ”
Wu Song squeezed her hand lightly, raised his head and said, "Brother Li, Jin Lian is afraid to see you killing the cow, so we will go in and drink, and you will come later." ”
"Hmph!" Li Kui got angry and scolded: "Women are really troublesome! Don't you like to watch the killing of cows and love to eat beef?"
Pan Jinlian was so frightened that she hid in Wu Song's arms, Wu Song laughed, he knew that Li Kui was reckless and straightforward, but he had no malicious intent.
"After watching you kill cattle, it is estimated that not many people dare to eat beef!"
"That's the same!" Li Kui laughed and walked out of the fence and took Wu Song's hand: "Let the guy kill it, brother, you follow me into the inner hall and kowtow to my mother!"
Wu Song knew that Li Kui was filial, so he immediately took Pan Jinlian's hand and followed Li Kui into the inner hall, where an old woman sat in the middle of the inner hall, holding a string of Buddhist beads in her hand, counting the Buddhist beads with her fingers broken, her eyes closed, and she was very pious.
"Mother, I took Wu Song to kowtow to you!"
Wu Song hurriedly knelt down, kowtowed respectfully, and said loudly: "Wu Song meets Taijun!"
Pan Jinlian also hurriedly said: "Jinlian meets Taijun, Taijun is blessed with Jinkang!"
Li Kui was very happy when he heard this, the old lady opened his eyes, stretched out his hand and groped: "Wu Song, the old man heard Tie Niu say that you are righteous, the old man's eyes are inconvenient, you come and touch it for me." ”
Li Kui smiled and said: "Brother, my mother's eyes began to blur a few years ago, but she is very good at her hands, as long as she touches your face, she will know how you look." ”
Wu Song didn't get up either, knelt down, and let the old lady touch his face, the old lady nodded and said, "Well, it's really magnificent, much more handsome than my ugly son!"
"Mother, Tie Niu is already ugly, even ordinary people are more handsome than me!"
The old lady smiled and beckoned to Pan Jinlian: "Jinlian, you can also come over and touch the old body." ”
Pan Jinlian hurriedly passed, leaned sideways, squatted down slightly, the old lady touched her face, and nodded while touching, "Sure enough, she looks very handsome, and she is exactly the same pair as Wu Song." ”
Pan Jinlian's face turned red when she heard this, Wu Song smiled slightly, but Li Kui was very disdainful, the old lady slowly touched Pan Jinlian's back, and was slightly stunned, "Jinlian, it turns out that you and Wu Song are not married yet." ”
When Wu Song and Pan Jinlian heard this, they were both surprised: "The old lady is really powerful, just a little touch, you know that we are not married." ”
Li Kuixi said: "Brother, it turns out that you haven't married yet! Then don't please your wife, it's not a good thing to be obsessed with women, you see me, I'm in my thirties, I'm still a child, I practice a child's skills, very good, I don't believe you, I should punch me twice in the chest, although you have divine power, I will spit out a few mouthfuls of blood at most, and I will be able to recover immediately, if I break the body of a child, I'm afraid I can't even withstand your punch!"
Wu Song laughed when he heard this: "Brother Li, I'm afraid that your boy martial arts Wu Song will not be able to practice it in his life, and I still have to spread the branches for the martial family!"
"Hey, brother, you're such a fool, what's so good about women!"
"Tie Niu, what nonsense are you talking about! If it weren't for the fact that your brother had already married and had a child, how would I have connived at you to practice that crooked ghost skill!"
"Mother's anger, Tie Niu is wrong!" Li Kui immediately knelt down.
"Poof!"
Pan Jinlian was originally very afraid of Li Kui, and when she heard him persuade Wu Song not to please his wife, she was even more disgusted, but when she saw that he was fierce and vicious, she actually gave a low cry to a blind old woman, so she was so frightened that she bowed down and bowed, but felt that this person was a little cute.
"Wu Song, don't listen to Tie Niu, if he doesn't learn well, you will marry Jin Lian as soon as possible, give birth to a fat doll, and don't live up to such a beautiful favor. ”
"Wu Song listens to Taijun!"
Li Kui was even happier when he saw that Wu Song respected his mother very much, jumped up and took Wu Song's hand, and said with a smile: "Wu Song, what are you doing in Mengzhou?"
"I killed Gao Yanei in Tokyo, returned to Yanggu County, and was harmed by Gao Yu's faction, and Yin Liu Wenzheng of Dongping Mansion framed him, so he took his brother and Jin Lian to kill Yanggu County, and my brother followed the 'Cloud Dragon' Gongsun Sheng to Erxian Mountain to worship Luo Zhenren as a teacher to practice immortals, and Gongsun Dalang instructed me to go to Yuncheng County to seek refuge in the 'Heavenly King' Chao Gai, so I passed through Mengzhou!"
"Your eldest brother is really confused, what kind of bird path you cultivate, it's all a lie, if I meet Gongsun Sheng, I will cut him with an axe, so that he can have two heads to grow, and Tie Niu will obey him. ”
"Tie Niu, Hugh is talking nonsense, I also heard that Luo Zhenren is a living immortal in the world, if you dare to offend his apprentice, it will definitely not end well, you are not allowed to do things indiscriminately. ”
Li Kui lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, and after a while, he raised his head and asked, "Brother, do you know Chao Gai?"
"I don't know!"
Now Tie Niu is in this happy forest, not only earning enough silver to gamble, but also giving silver to his mother, you and Tie Niu are brothers, as the saying goes, you don't take refuge in me, but go to refuge in what kind of pot lid you do!"
"It's really happy in this happy forest, if you want to drink wine and eat meat, you have a big bowl of wine and a big piece of meat, you want to gamble money, Pai Gow mahjong dice have everything, you love women, the girls in the green building are all coquettish....."
"Tie Niu! Wu Song has a crush on someone, how can he go to Qinglou, if you talk nonsense, the old lady will beat you in the mouth!"
Li Kui hurriedly covered his mouth, stood straight in place, and didn't dare to make a noise, Pan Jinlian couldn't help but laugh when he saw it: "This Li Kui is in his thirties, in fact, he is innocent, straightforward, not bad, filial to his mother, but he has a hot temper and likes to kill!", Pan Jinlian is no longer afraid of Li Kui at this moment.
Wu Song laughed, dragged Li Kui's hand and said, "Brother Li, I'll talk about this later, when you and I get together today, we will drink wine and eat meat!"
"Okay!
"No, let's eat in the inner hall, you can also take care of the old lady, you can also eat with peace of mind!"
"Brother really understands the heart of the Iron Bull!"