"Look ahead, uncle, why don't you go to the Dragon Gate Inn tonight to buy some meat and soothe your lost youth?" The cousin tried to comfort the uncle. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Look ahead, uncle, why don't I accompany you to the Dragon Gate Inn tonight to take the oath and experience what it's like to experience a new marriage?" Wang Hu followed and said that Wang Hu's wish was to find a handsome guy to live for the rest of his life, but in terms of his appearance, it was basically hopeless in this life, so he wanted to make do with his uncle first.

Wang Hu is really brave, I don't think he is comforting his uncle, he is looking for death.

But this is not to blame Wang Hu, he has never seen the uncle make a move, and he doesn't know what the uncle's martial arts are like.

So I didn't dare to answer, I just quietly used Sima Yi's sign language to vent my true thoughts in my heart.

What I said in sign language is: It's clear that it's a real estate fraud, divorce brother.

I forgot that Sima Yi had already taught sign language to the Twelve Doors.

So the uncle understands in seconds.

The uncle's expression instantly changed from constipation to dystocia.

Then he raised his fist in the sand pot.

At that moment, I regretted that I didn't learn to run away from my cousin, and of course I couldn't run away, so the only thing I could do was blink desperately at my uncle's long eyelashes.

Maybe my trick played a role, or maybe I was really handsome, or maybe I was more familiar with my uncle, anyway, my uncle's fist turned around and went to my cousin.

The cousin hurriedly hid to the left, to the right, and to the back.

That's definitely not going to be avoidable.

He was punched three times and then lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

In order to avoid suffering to myself, I decisively fought with Wang Hu and put my cousin up, and then chose a very good angle to face the uncle, and motioned for the uncle to continue.

The cousin burst into tears.

The uncle sighed and slowly lowered his fist.

After a long time, he said let's go, the task is important.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this was the end of the matter.

As a result, the uncle turned around and added: "The name that this official gave you before can't be changed." ”

We collectively burst into tears.

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We silently followed the uncle to the Dragon Gate Inn.

Life has to go on.

It doesn't matter if the name is powerful or not, after all, it is still an important point of life.

We secretly made up our minds, and when we are awesome in the future, after we unify the rivers and lakes, we must reformulate a ranking system, change the martial arts alliance leader to the martial arts meng master, and then the names of the masters on the list must all change the teasing style, and if we don't tease, we won't even have the opportunity to sign a contract.

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Without saying a word all the way, we soon arrived at the branch of the Dragon Gate Inn here.

It's a big tent.

This tent is the largest one everyone has ever seen in this market.

The entrance is also very large, the style is extraordinary, and the signboard of the Bailin branch of the Dragon Gate Inn is brilliant.

There is also a wooden door shop at the door, and there is a big windward move hanging next to the door, and four big characters are clearly written on the windward move: a century-old store!

If you look closely, there are two lines of small characters next to the century-old store, which are read together to mean that the store is still 73 years away from the century-old store.

Domineering.

In the border pass, a place where war will occur at any time, dare to say that it is a century-old store, and the courage of the Longmen Inn is worthy of admiration.

We quietly asked Uncle who was the backstage owner of the Dragon Gate Inn.

The uncle had a taboo on his face, telling us that this is highly confidential, let us work hard to strive for meritorious service, and everything we want to know after the level is high can be found in the twelve doors.

It's the secret of the twelve doors again, and we immediately lost interest, and the uncle is really advertising the twelve doors all the time.

Entering the inn, there was a sound and the smell of liquor, the hall was full of people, and there were people who drank and talked about business, and there were also people who pretended to be heroes without saying a word, and there were no empty tables in the whole hall.

There is only one little two in the store, running around to greet customers, and sitting on the counter is an old man with white hair, half-closed eyes to recuperate.

Well, the hustle and bustle is really very Jianghu, and it is worthy of being the Longmen Inn of the rivers and lakes.

We were taking a closer look at the characters inside, and there was a quarrel at the table next to us.

The guest at that table was a big man, drinking and eating meat, he was obviously drunk, and he was slapping the table and scolding Xiao Er: "What Lao Tzu wants is an old flower carving, you give Lao Tzu this burning knife, is it deliberate?"

Xiao Er bowed his head and explained: "Guest officer, where did the flower carving come from at the border gate, there has always been only burning knives and mare's milk wine, guest officer, you have drunk eight pots of burning knives, you spare me, my salary is not much." ”

Dahan continued to scold reluctantly: "Lao Tzu debuted for thirty years, and the whole rivers and lakes know that Lao Tzu only drinks Huadiao, you kid exchange Lao Tzu wine to break Lao Tzu's ring, Lao Tzu can't spare you today." ”

The big man looked confused, not only slapped the table and cursed, but also threw a bowl.

Seeing that the bowl was broken, Xiao Er's face changed, straightened his waist, and said coldly: "Guest officer, you fell on the porcelain bowl of Longmen Inn Jingdezhen, thank you for your patronage of thirty taels." ”

"Do you dare to slander Lao Tzu? Your mother is not worth thirty taels of silver when she comes out to sell!" As soon as the big man rolled up his sleeves, he stepped on the stool with one leg.

"X your mother, are you purely here to find fault, aren't you tired of crooked you?" Xiao Er was furious and began to roll up his sleeves.

"Pay attention to the service attitude, be careful to deduct your salary......" The old man at the counter still squinted his eyes and reminded Xiao Er, his voice was not loud but unusually clear.

Xiao Er looked back at the old man very aggrievedly: "Shopkeeper, it's obvious that he's making trouble." ”

"Nowadays, this kind of service attitude is not good, the guest beats you with love, scolds you with pain, you have to apologize to the guest. The old man said slowly.

Everyone was in awe, this Longmen Inn can be famous for a hundred years is really reasonable, with such a service concept, another three hundred years will be full of customers.

Xiao Er took a deep breath, changed his smile again, and began to explain to the big man in detail.

It seems that the system of the Dragon Gate Inn is still very strict, and we think that we will definitely not be able to laugh if we are the second child.

But where will a person who drinks a lot of alcohol reason with you?

When the big man saw Xiao Er's confession, he swept all the dishes on the table to the ground with a flick of his hand, and there was a chaotic sound of ping-pong.

"He's going to be out of luck. Uncle finally smiled a little and quietly reminded us.

Sure enough, Dahan stretched out his hands to the countertop, and just wanted to lift the table off and go crazy, and with a few clicks, he saw a few chopsticks inserted in Dahan's arm, and the chopsticks penetrated deeply into his arm and nailed Dahan's arm to the table.

Before Dahan felt the pain, another saucer shot out and hit Dahan's temple, the force was just right, and Dahan was knocked unconscious before he howled, and he threw himself on the table.

Xiao Er laughed happily, and then thanked the old man: "Thank you shopkeeper for your help, this product is underwhelming." ”

The old man stroked his beard and said, "If you use your hands and feet against the guests, you will still be deducted from your salary." ”

Xiao Erleng froze in place and said in disbelief: "Shopkeeper, this? This is illogical, right? It seems that you are the one who did it." ”

"Am I the shopkeeper or are you the shopkeeper? I said that your hand is your hand, do you have any objections? Why don't you clean it up quickly? Be careful that I even count the broken ones on your head. The old man's eyes widened, as if there were two bright lights shooting towards Xiao Er from his eyes, unstoppable.

Xiao Er stumbled, covered his chest as if he was hurt, and then without hesitation began to clean up the garbage with his hands and feet, dragging the big man out of the back door entirely.

The other guests of the entire inn ate and drank what they should eat and drink, and they were not affected at all.

We are Khan, this Dragon Gate Inn is sure enough... How do you describe this? This is really very Jianghu.