Chapter 18: The Little Taoist
"You go find a ghost. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" retorted. There is still some fear in the face of the land, if it is an ordinary heavenly soldier land, it will not be anything, but it is a wild beast in ancient times, and there are many people. The giant elephant is not something that his little ant can shake.
Soon the land brought a man with a yin and a yin spirit. The man was dressed in a suit, sunglasses, and shiny leather shoes. If it weren't for the 'Grim Reaper' work card pinned to his chest, I would have thought he was an insurance buyer. After seeing the refutation, the god of death said respectfully: "See the immortals, I don't know what the immortals call villains." He pointed to the female ghost who was trembling on the bed and said, "My master wants to help her reincarnate, you deal with it." Although the words are simple, there is a compulsion in the tone.
The Grim Reaper nodded, and waved his hand. A black inky stone door appeared in front of everyone's eyes, motioning for the female ghost to follow him. The female ghost looked at Zheng Liangchen with grateful eyes, and Zheng Liangchen nodded. The female ghost followed the Grim Reaper to the underworld. "Master, she's gone. He said after seeing the stone gate disappear. Zheng Liangchen nodded, and washed away a trace of her breath on the female ghost's body when the female ghost passed him just now. With this breath, you are not afraid that the little ghost will not come at night.
At some point, the bracelet was turned into a bracelet and put on Zheng Liangchen's left hand again. Xiao Xiaoxiao, who was behind Zheng Liangchen, was a little stupid, just when the Grim Reaper opened the door, she saw a very cute little animal in front of Zheng Liangchen, but this little animal could speak human words, and looking further forward, it was Sijun who just died yesterday. When she looked back, she found an aggressive gaze hidden under her sunglasses.
The sudden appearance of a few people immediately scared Xiao Xiaoxiao silly. Zheng Liangchen turned around and found that Xiao Xiaoxiao, who had been frightened, shook his hand in front of Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes, and Xiao Xiaoxiao did not react at all. Immediately, Zheng Liangchen pressed his hand on Xiao Xiaoxiao's head and used the most common spiritualist technique. "The soul is back!" was replaced by a loud slap from Xiao Xiaoxiao's fan. Zheng Liangchen touched the place where he had just been fanned, and he was a little distracted, why do girls like this? He was slapped by Yang Sisi before, and now he was slapped by Xiao Xiaoxiao. Sure enough, the bloodline of Yang Sisi's family is not ordinary.
After Xiao Xiaoxiao came back to her senses, she saw Zheng Liangchen who had been slapped by herself, and immediately changed her apologetic gaze. Zheng Liangchen looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao's pitiful appearance and didn't care about her. "Go to Sisi in the evening. I'm here to help you get rid of the hidden dangers. "Leaving a woman to press her hands and feet, you can't let Zheng Liangchen exert her full strength, although a little strength can beat the other party away, but what if the other party takes Xiao Xiaoxiao to blackmail himself. Let's let her go back to accompany Sisi, she is afraid of being like that at any time in the morning, let alone in the dead of night.
Xiao Xiaoxiao immediately understood that Zheng Liangchen wanted to help her catch ghosts, and hurriedly nodded in agreement.
After sending Xiao Xiaoxiao away, Zheng Liangchen waited for the night to come.
Zheng Liangchen, who was eating lunch in the restaurant, was attracted by a little Taoist priest, and saw that the little Taoist priest was holding a piece of cloth with the words on it: "I am Deng Banxian, proficient in Zhou Yi gossip, reading palmistry, touching bones, and exploring the next life." There are so many liars these days. It's so young that you come out to deceive people at the age of seventeen or eighteen, is your mother making it? Perhaps feeling Zheng Liangchen's disdainful eyes, the little Taoist priest said: "This place is more than ordinary, the scenery in front is infinitely better, and there are many dangers in the rear. ”
After hearing the little Taoist priest's words, Zheng Liangchen looked at the little Taoist priest with interest. "The former is auspicious and the latter is the murderer, and I met the donor tonight. After saying that, he immediately fled. "Daoist priest in front, stop me, I have confiscated your tools for spreading feudal superstition!" shouted the chengguan who came out of nowhere.
This is just a small episode in Zheng Liangchen's life. However, what Zheng Liangchen paid attention to was what the little Taoist priest said before leaving, see you tonight. After eating, Zheng Liangchen came to an Internet café and watched anime after opening a six-hour ticket.
At the same time, the heavenly court, the prosecutor stream.
A seriously injured man reports the situation to the woman sitting on the throne. "My lord, this Zheng Liangchen is so capable of fighting, I can't beat him at all. The woman's eyes on the throne opened slightly, and said, "Didn't I ask you to do it with Jie!" "I thought that Zheng Liangchen, a small human immortal, could not be my opponent who was already a half-step immortal. So..."
"So, you are arrogant and you can capture him by yourself, right? The woman answered. Dahan nodded, in fact, it is not strange that Dahan mainly does not know the details of Zheng Liangchen.
"The Xiaohu Lake that I sent before, the Peng Snake all died at the hands of Zheng Liangchen. You think your strength is as strong as the lake! You still want to ask for credit. Hehe, since the mission failed, you don't want to live. After speaking, he slapped the big man on the pillar with a palm. The pillar soon appears with a pattern of silverfish. "Zheng Liangchen, since you are so capable of fighting, I will line up a golden immortal this time. Go and call me the hideous. The woman said to the maid next to her.
Of course, this is all something that Zheng Liangchen doesn't know.
At this time, Zheng Liangchen had already come out of the Internet café, and after six hours of binge-watching anime, he already had some basic understanding of the second dimension. But what made Zheng Liangchen depressed was that when he was watching anime, there was a young man with two strokes, chattering behind him. When he took off his headphones, he heard the young man say, "What a fool to watch anime in an Internet café." ”
Looking back, Zheng Liangchen now has the urge to hit someone.
I just came out of the Internet café, and the genius has just been blackened. The bored Zheng Liangchen wandered outside the school gate.
Sure enough, when it was completely dark, a figure came running from a distance. Zheng Liangchen fixed his eyes and saw that it was the little Taoist priest he saw at noon. The little Taoist priest came to Zheng Liangchen's side and said: "The donor is really here, and under Deng Binjun hopes to subdue demons and eliminate demons with the donor." ”
"Deng Benbrick?" Zheng Liangchen was speechless, this is the second inhuman name after 'Xiaoxiao'. "It's Deng Binjun!" Deng Binjun corrected. "Why is your name so weird? Obviously, Zheng Liangchen didn't want to remember Deng Binjun's name correctly. Deng Binjun stroked his head and shook his head, indicating that he really couldn't talk to this nerve.
"Deng Germ, it's up to you later. After Zheng Liangchen finished speaking, he entered the school. After Deng Binjun reacted, he hurriedly asked, "What about you?" "I'll collect the body for you, not some spare parts for you." Zheng Liangchen pointed to himself and said. Deng Binjun quit and collected the body for me, I am the 222nd generation head of Longhu Mountain, and I am afraid that the little ghost will not succeed.
As soon as he thought of this, he found that Zheng Liangchen had disappeared from his eyes. Deng Binjun hurriedly chased after him.
When I came to Xiao Xiaoxiao's bedroom, I found a figure on Lele's bed. Zheng Liangchen conjured up Sijun who had been reincarnated on Sijun's bed in the morning.
The figure felt the breath behind him and quickly turned his head. I found that even a man was staring at him.
Deng Binjun was not ambiguous, and hurriedly took out a dozen charms from his pocket. Desperately throwing it at the figure, the spell touched the person and the figure began to burn. But it didn't have any effect, Deng Binjun thought that this ghost thing had some treasures for self-defense. "Little ghost, look at how your Taoist master accepts you. With that, he took out a gourd from his pocket. This made Zheng Liangchen a little surprised, this small pocket will not be like Doraemon's treasure bag.
As soon as Deng Binjun opened the huss of the gourd, he was hit to the ground by a figure. Deng Binjun picked up the gourd in distress, and found that there was a palm-sized crack at the bottom of the gourd, and he suddenly jumped like thunder: "Evil barrier, return my gourd." With that, he took out a peachwood sword from his coat pocket. According to Zheng Liangchen's judgment, at this time, a peachwood sword made of thunder shockwood was more powerful than an ordinary peachwood sword.
When the peachwood sword stabbed the chest of the figure, there was no imaginary sound of 'zizi'. Deng Binjun hurriedly clenched his hands and pushed harder, wanting to pierce the figure with his sword. The 'click' mahogany sword broke because it couldn't withstand the tremendous resistance. "My sword. Evil obstacles, even the Immortal Emperor Immortal Venerable can't save you now. You're really me off. ”
Deng Binjun immediately took out a copper sword more than two meters long from his coat pocket. The bronze sword was so huge that I don't know how he got it in his pocket. At this time, Zheng Liangchen, who was eating melon seeds outside the door, thought. This is a fight with Doraemon's treasure bag, and Zheng Liangchen himself doesn't dare to say that he will do it with this hand alone. However, this is very similar to his own Tongtian Pagoda, maybe Deng Binjun will have some mantra to shrink the weapon and enlarge it when he is using it.
I saw Deng Binjun holding a giant sword and slashing towards the figure's head. The giant sword slashed on the door of his head with a crisp sound, and Deng Binjun saw that his giant sword did not split the figure in half, and immediately slashed at the figure's neck. Perhaps the neck was the weakness of the figure, but the figure's head shrank, and the giant sword slashed at the figure's head again. At this time, the giant sword had long since lost its previous hardness, and it had already cracked the giant sword, but the cracks were very small and were not noticed by Deng Binjun.
The 'bell' giant sword instantly broke when it touched the head of the Dao figure. At this time, Deng Binjun was dumbfounded. What the hell is this thing that is so resistant.
"Donor, help me!" At this time, Deng Binjun sent a plea for help to Zheng Liangchen. As soon as Deng Binjun shouted, he was grabbed by a figure and thrown heavily against the wall, Deng Binjun had an intimate kiss with the wall, and at the same time kissing, he broke several teeth. "Help me!" shouted out, and was grabbed by the figure and smashed to the ground. At this time, Zheng Liangchen spit out the melon seed shell in his mouth and said, "Didn't you say it first, I just collected the corpse for you." You told me to save me, and I couldn't do anything about it. Zheng Liangchen looked at the lively Lord, how did he see him being abused when he saved him.
Deng Binjun, I regret it a little, what kind of wind did I smoke today, I have to stir up this muddy water. Deng Binjun slapped himself, it was okay if he didn't fan, but he broke a tooth that hadn't fallen out yet. Deng Binjun looked at the spit teeth and felt distressed. In a flick just now, the tooth in his mouth was almost broken, and now he spits out another one.