Thanks to the good offices of the old gungirl, we got a war horse. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

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Learn to ride a horse on the first day

Learning to ride a horse is a painful thing

I'm a southerner, so it's logical that I can't ride a horse.

If you fall and get up again, you just can

Well, there were a lot of falls, so I decided to lie on the ground and take a breath first.

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Seeing my miserable situation, Wang Hu decided to cultivate a relationship with Ma first

So he cocked his orchid finger and snuggled up very affectionately, but unfortunately the part he chose was a little special, the horse's buttocks were not a place that ordinary people could conquer, and Wang Hu was kicked away in an instant.

Well, the strength of the horse's hind legs is a bit sufficient, and Wang Hu also decided to lie on the ground for a while and rest for a while, and rolled on the ground with satisfaction.

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Sima Yi looked at the two of us on the ground, smiled contemptuously and said, This is the suffering of not being educated.

He is a master with a master's education, although he was deceived by a recruitment advertisement to become a soldier, but he still has a master's education. As long as you pinch your fingers, it is easy and pleasant to find the right position and turn over the horse.

The first time he may have missed the sex of the horse and fell a little badly.

The second time, he may have missed the horse's constellation and fell very badly.

The third time he may have missed the fortune of the man who kept the horse, and fell very badly.

The fourth time, he also decided to lie down on the ground to rest, and by the way, he recalled whether he was also deceived by advertisements when he used to learn Feng Shui.

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It was Zhang Er's turn

He stood by the horse and thought for a long time, and smiled contemptuously at us, and then turned to the crowd of onlookers to open a bet on whether we could get up from the ground before dinner.

Zhao Ying is the most righteous, brothers are in trouble, how can I miss him when I lie down.

So he ran directly to me and lay down to accompany me, and repeatedly poked here and there with concern and asked me if it hurt, if it hurt here.

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Your uncle, just poke me in the sore spot, you are not Wang Hu, why are you poking my eggs.

If Lao Tzu can get up, he will definitely tie your horse on your back for three days and three nights, I thought sadly and indignantly on the ground.

The old gun said that he could ride a horse, walked around the horse, and then thoughtfully squatted down next to us to smoke, and then said leisurely, "I'm afraid this is a wild horse...... , It seems that my daughter is not dedicated enough, and she has to work harder."

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The next day

Thanks to the redoubling of the good offices of the old gungirl, the captain of the horse personally brought another horse, and swore that this was the best and most professional horse they had ever trained.

I want to be a hero, and I must be the first to be the first to rush to school.

There weren't so many falls that day, but the height of the flight was a little bigger

It's still comfortable to lie on the ground, I thought with tears streaming down my face

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Wang Hu decided to take the emotional route first, and this time he chose a horse face

As soon as he leaned up, he was swallowed directly by the horse.

Disfigured, he screamed in despair, this horse has not yet brushed his teeth, and he stinks to death.

It really hurt his face, it hurt in my heart, I closed my eyes and couldn't bear to look at it.

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Sima Yi smiled contemptuously

He was riddled with stunts, and he was not good at it last time, but he still knew how to dress and look good, so he decided to use physiognomy to start.

When he thought that he had made it clear that the horse was in line with him, he did not hesitate to turn over and get on the horse, which was called a chic.

There is a song that sings well, and I want to fly higher.

Sima, who was flying in mid-air, must have thought so.

The old monk in childhood said well, it is enough to fall once in life.

It hurts for half a lifetime.

Sima Yi also decided to lie on the ground to rest, and by the way, he recalled whether he also watched advertisements when he went to study divine physiognomy when he was a child.

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Zhang Er didn't even dare to get close to the horse, and directly called a large number of people to watch the opening, and the odds rose again and again, and told us that the buddy would continue to pay for the medical expenses tomorrow.

Zhao Ying is a righteous person, this time he laid out the mat, and actually brought some tea and bread, and lay down directly with me.

Damn, poke me in the ass this time, you can't be killed. If you can get up, you and Wang Hu will be stacked and tied on the horse's back for three days and three nights, and Wang Hu will poke your ass for three days and three nights, and the horse's back will also have its own vibration. I lay on the ground and gritted my teeth and thought angrily.

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The old gun said that he knew horses, and after going around the horse, he came back and squatted next to us, thoughtfully, and finally sighed: "Cheng is also a girl, and I am also a girl, maybe my daughter is a little fat, and the knights are very hurt......" It seems that we should sacrifice the tobacco leaves, but I am afraid that the cavalry is taking revenge on us......"

Everyone suddenly realized

Thank you for the mediation of your uncle and daughter, life is full of pits, and this pit is deeper than that pit.

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Thanks to the good offices of the old gun

On the third day, the cavalry brought a new horse, which was relatively thin and looked like a bully.

Let's learn to be obedient, let the old gun identify it first, and some pits can be avoided.

The old gun checked around the horse, squatted next to him for a long time, and finally nodded vigorously.

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We take turns as if we were going to die

Sure enough, the old gun didn't lie to us, and we got on the horse very smoothly.

The horse was very docile and allowed us to go up and down.

I rode it, but it was strange that it didn't go, no matter how much we shouted that it wouldn't go.

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"Driving"

"Driving~?"

"Is it because we don't have the right accent? Northern horses can't understand southern commands?" I wondered.

"Is it because we don't handle our emotions properly when we shout to drive?" Wang Hu believes that animals also have feelings.

"Is it that Ma Er knows that today is not good for travel, looking at the yellow calendar?" Sima Yi tried to explain to Ma that all unfavorable factors have a way to be solved, because he is a master.

"Is it that the odds are not satisfactory to it?" Zhang Er saw that we didn't fall, and also came up to test ride.

"Are you too ugly?" The cousin, who hadn't come for two days, also came over to join in the fun.

Three Zhuge Liang is not as good as a stinker, and the words of the old monk in childhood really make sense.

In the end, it was the cobblers of the cavalry who came to help us clear our minds.

He complained that we pulled out his bellows mule and didn't say hello for a long time. Then the cobbler took out a turnip and shook it in front of the mule, and the mule went with him.

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We angrily stare at the old guns.

The old gun was flustered for a long time, trying to explain to us that it was a logical thing for him to tell the difference between a horse and a mule as a southerner.

"Okay, I'll admit that I was reluctant to give up those tobacco leaves, so I just found some waste tea leaves for pillows and gave them as tobacco leaves."

The old gun finally told the truth, and then quibbled that it was a very logical thing for the cavalry to be a northerner who could not distinguish the difference between tobacco and tea.

I burst into tears, my cousin can't rely on it, even his loyal and honest old gun who treats me as a quasi-son-in-law can't be relied on.