Chapter 542: Neck Jamming
Lin Shanyu was deliberately embarrassing Yuan Dao Chang according to Han Zhen's intentions, and instead of straightening him back to his neck, she twisted him to the side. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Daoist Wei tried to touch his neck and asked, "Miss Lin, why can't my neck move?" If I have three longs and two shorts, you won't be able to deal with those demon monks. ā
Lin Shanyu patted his injured neck heavily and said, "Your current situation is not three long and two short, but I want to take your life." Just now I sprained your neck for the second time, and now you only need to move your neck slightly, and you are afraid that your head will fall to the ground. ā
Yuan Daochang's eyes blinked, where did he dare to move for half a minute. Hurriedly asked Lin Shanyu: "Miss Lin, there is no grudge or enmity between us, why do you treat me like this." Whatever you want me to do, just say it, everything is negotiable. ā
Lin Shanyu asked him to put Han Zhen down safely. This time, Daoist Yuan didn't dare to be sloppy, and agreed to Lin Shanyu's request again and again, saying that there must be a way to save Han Zhen.
For Yuan Dao Chang, he asked Lin Shanyu to take out some medicinal powder from his other sleeve, and after Han Zhen took these medicinal powders, his mana would be lifted, and then he could fall off.
It was originally a very simple thing, but Wei Yuan Daochang had been watching the play on the side, and he had no intention of saving Han Zhen at all, thinking of this, Lin Shanyu couldn't help but resentful of him again, and with a "click", he twisted him to his neck again, making him in severe pain, and screaming miserably.
After a while, Wei Yuan Dao Chang said in a tone of negotiating conditions: "Miss Lin, it's not good for you to be like this, this is crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey." Besides, I didn't tell you how to take this medicine powder and how to use it, in case Han Gongzi accidentally took the wrong medicine, I was afraid that his life would be lost. ā
Lin Shanyu said sharply: "You bull-nosed old man is so bold, you dare to threaten me." ā
As she spoke, she twisted his neck more than a dozen times, and the sound of "click" kept coming, and Yuan Daochang naturally yelled in pain. Originally, Lin Shanyu was also angry, and the shot was very violent, she could twist his neck around before, but it may have been stuck somewhere at this time, and when she twisted again, she found that she couldn't twist anymore.
Wei Yuan Dao Chang said: "I don't feel the pain anymore, it seems to have a numb feeling, it seems to be a little warm, now I can't move at all if I want to, what's wrong with my neck?"
Lin Shanyu said: "This is all the result of you making me angry, you don't have to worry too much, although your neck is permanently injured, as long as Han Zhen is saved, you can still save a life." ā
Han Zhen looked at the current appearance of Wei Yuan Dao Chang on the beam of the house and thought it was very funny, he always likes to turn others into fish spirits, fish have no neck, and if you want to look backwards and forwards, you have to move your whole body. Now his neck can only be fixed in one place and cannot be twisted, and he looks like a fish spirit.
Wei Yuan Dao Chang knew that this neck was the most critical part of a person, so he couldn't joke, and showed weakness to Lin Shanyu: "Miss Lin, it was all my bad before, how can I be qualified to bargain with you in my current appearance." I will definitely try my best to save Han Gongzi, those medicine powders you want Han Gongzi to take at least half of the entire medicine bottle, so that the mana in his body can be completely removed. ā
Lin Shanyu threw the medicine bottle at Han Zhen and told him the dosage of the medicine powder.
After Han Zhen took this second medicinal powder, he felt that the muscles in his whole body were a little tight, and suddenly his body fell down involuntarily, and the speed was extremely fast, if he fell straight down like this, he was afraid that he would fall to death.
Lin Shanyu saw the direction of his whereabouts, and wanted to catch it steadily, but he didn't fall straight down, and flew down in an arc, and Lin Shanyu pounced.
Han Zhen fell straight to a Buddha statue in the main hall, this Buddha statue was a hard stone, seeing that he was about to smash straight on the Buddha statue, suddenly a column of water sprayed at him, playing a big cushioning effect, taking this opportunity He stood firmly on the shoulders of this Buddha statue.
This column of water was spewed out by the fish body of Lin Shanying.
This side was still in shock, this Buddha statue was suddenly a little crooked, Han Zhen was very surprised, how could such a big Buddha statue fall down if he touched it. Could it be that there is some secret in this Buddha statue?
I didn't have time to think about it, and the whole Buddha statue tilted more and more. Han Zhen slowly slid down the Buddha statue, and finally landed safely.
Lin Shanyu helped him and asked him about his injuries with concern, Han Zhen was fine, and at this time he had to settle accounts with Yuan Dao Chang.
Wei Yuan Dao Chang knew that he would blame himself, so he hurriedly took the initiative to say: "Master Han, it's great to see that you're okay, you can't be naughty in the future." ā
Han Zhen grabbed him by the shoulder, and said with a fierce look in his eyes: "Old thief, don't treat me as a child in kindergarten, now for you, I am a demon who kills people without blinking." Tell me, what about the thing that was calculated on me just now?"
Wei Yuan Daochang looked bitter and said that he was very wronged, and this matter was an accident at all.
Han Zhen said again: "Thief, why do you always turn your eyes around when you talk to me, are you thinking about how to calculate me again?"
Wei Yuan Dao Chang replied: "Absolutely not, I don't have the ability to have this idea now." My eyes are turning because my neck is twisted, and I can't turn it at all, so I have to turn my eyes more if I want to see you. ā
Han Zhen tried to pinch his neck and said, "I just remembered that you are almost half-crippled." That's a good thing, at least you won't be thinking about turning good people into monsters anymore. ā
He begged for mercy for Yuan Dao Chang: "Master Han, please take your hand away, my neck is already in severe pain, as if it is about to break." We are now a great enemy, and if those hypocritical and hateful demon slaying monks come back, we will all be finished. ā
Han Zhen smiled and said, "That's your end, I'm definitely not done, and I didn't have a grudge against those bald donkeys." ā
He tried to twist the neck of the Yuan Dao Chief, but found that the card was so bad that he couldn't twist it at all, even if he used enough strength.
Wei Yuan Dao Chang was already in extreme pain, and he didn't even have the strength to scream. His forehead was covered with sweat, and his facial expression was distorted all the time.
Han Zhen looked around and said, "The key is that there are no weapons or tools here that I can take too advantage of, otherwise I will definitely be able to heal your neck." ā
When Daoist Wei heard the word weapon in his mouth, he knew that it must be nothing good, and almost said with a crying voice: "Master Han, I know that you have great skills and are simple and kind, let's stop this matter, it's good that my neck can't move, it's cured." ā
Han Zhen patted him on the head and said, "I know that you don't trust me when I look at your eyes, I don't believe in this evil today, if I can't cure you, I will kill you." ā
Han Zhen pondered that when he used to play Transformers, he was also old and bad, and every time he twisted left and right, it was good to twist and twist. In that case, the parts inside are actually stuck, and if you use more force to trip over the stuck parts, the other end will naturally be fine.
In his opinion, the same is true for Yuan Daochang's neck.
Han Zhen slammed a punch on the neck of Daoist Wei Yuan, and reprimanded: "Old thief, what do you mean, don't you believe me." The most hated thing in my life is the kind of person who doubts me, if you are like this, I will not do my best to cure your disease, I can find a stone to smash your neck back to normal in a very simple way, it hurts, but the effect is good, and fast. ā
Wei Yuan Daochang hurriedly said: "Master Han, I believe, I believe you, the person I trust the most in this life is you." You can also see that we are in front of the Buddha, and you can't do anything evil. ā
Han Zhen looked at the Buddha statue that he had just fallen into the middle of the main hall, and now it seemed to be tilting more and more, and it seemed to be about to fall.
Daoist Wei Yuan also saw this situation, and just took the opportunity to say to Han Zhen: "See, the Buddha knows that you may do evil things, so moving the Buddha's body is a warning to you." In life, you have to make more good connections. ā
Han Zhen sneered and replied: "For Yuan Daochang, you don't kidnap me morally here, I'm helping you heal, it's a great good thing, how can it be an evil thing." Besides, aren't you a Taoist, how can the Buddha take care of your affairs? What's more, you still have such a deep holiday with his disciples. So, if I hit you, the Buddha will definitely reward me. ā
Lin Shanyu heard Han Zhen say that there were no good weapons just now, so he went to the courtyard and found a monk's stick and handed it to him.
Han Zhen raised the monk's stick and smashed it heavily on the neck of Daoist Weiyuan. I tried to go forward and twist again, but I saw that I was still stuck, and I still couldn't move.
After receiving this stick for Yuan Daochang, he couldn't tell whether it was the pain of being hit by the stick or the severe pain in his neck itself.
Han Zhen threw the stick aside, obviously feeling that the force it brought was too ordinary, and it couldn't shake the neck that was stuck for Yuan Daochang.
Lin Shanyu went to help him find other tools.
Doctor Liang also approached at this time, looked at the neck of the Yuan Dao Chief, and couldn't help but step forward and grope for a while.
After touching and pinching, Dr. Liang said confidently: "This injury is not a problem, I only need to use acupuncture and moxibustion, and then add bone massage, I will definitely be able to restore your neck to normal." ā
Han Zhen pushed him away and said, "I'll give you a healing wheel and you come here to show your ability." It's like I'm a doctor, I'm doing surgery on a patient, and you suddenly step in and say I'm going to do it for you, and you're halfway there, and the next person wants to do it. It's not surgery, it's a specimen. ā
Lin Shanyu finally found a sledgehammer, this kind of sledgehammer is the kind of weapon used in ancient wars, and the hammer head has to be the size of an adult's head.
Han Zhen took the sledgehammer and fell to the ground if he couldn't hold it steadily.
He said to Lin Shanyu: "I saw that this hammer was so beautiful, I thought it was plastic, it was as light as a prop, who would have thought that it would be so heavy, it was obviously inappropriate to smash him as the head of the Yuan Dao, if I smashed him, it would be fine, I was afraid that he would be stoned to death......"
Lin Shanyu easily picked up the hammer with one hand, and before Han Zhen could speak, she smashed the hammer into the neck of Wei Yuan Daochang, Han Zhen kicked her to the side, afraid that she would really smash Yuan Daochang, but this kick made her completely smash and directly smashed the hammer on Wei Yuan's head.
"Bang", a dull sound, and the head of the Yuan Daoist was smashed.
Han Zhen counted down Lin Shanyu and blamed her for being too impulsive.
Wei Yuan Dao Chang said to Han Zhen: "Master Han, I know that you are a good person, so I don't blame you for this matter, I only have one request, let me die quietly." ā
Han Zhen felt that although Yuan Daochang was a little bad, he did play a little too much, so he pulled Dr. Liang and asked him to help Yuan Daochang treat his illness.
Doctor Liang touched the blood on Wei Yuandao's head and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just that the skull is cracked, and there is blood gushing into his brain." Small problems, with my medical skills, can be cured. ā
Wei Yuan Dao Chang asked: "Doctor Liang, after all, this injury is my head, will it affect my intelligence after the injury is healed?"
Dr. Liang said: "With my medical skills, absolutely not. None of this matters, I just want to know how much silver you will give me. ā
Wei Yuan Dao Chang only cared about his injuries and said, "I feel as if something in my head is flowing outside with blood. ā
Dr. Liang said calmly: "It's nothing, it's just some skull fragments." ā
Wei Yuan Dao Chang panicked and said, "Can you cure me with your medical skills?"
Han Zhen felt that this scene was too funny, and the saddest thing for the injured person was to see the fragments of his skull floating in front of him.
Doctor Liang said: "It's all a trivial matter, and it's easy to treat." I have always regarded Hades as a plaything in the palm of my hand, and Hades has regarded me as a nemesis of fate. I want to save you, you can't die if you want to. The important thing is the silver, at least you have to get fifty taels before I can rule. ā
Bargained for Yuan Dao Chang and said, "I'll pay fifteen taels at most!"