Chapter 256: Same Name and Last Name?
This describes, good fellows. I knew this earlier, and I didn't need to be easy to face when I was in a hurry, and I didn't want to be with myself no matter how I imagined it.
"I heard that Wei Dabao can make children stop crying, and ordinary people are terrified when they hear it. Everywhere I went, that place was like a yellow pest crossing the border, and no grass growed. I heard that as young as a 3-year-old weaned young girl, as old as an 80-year-old panting old woman, he didn't let go. is so strong beyond ordinary people, he is really a model for my generation, a saint among evils!"
"......" Wei Suo covered his forehead and scratched his scalp. These rumor-mongers are Li Shizhen's skin. But then again, although there were a few fights on the road, I was still in a hurry, why are the rumors so illogical?
"Therefore, now as long as I am a colleague in the ghost state, they all take Wei Dabao as the banner and act in his name. However, brother, at first glance, you are not from the ghost state, you should also admire Wei Dabao's peers, right?"
"How do you know I'm not from the Ghost Prefecture?" Wei Suo asked curiously.
"Our monks in the Ghost Prefecture are all surrounded by an evil aura. I see that even though your physical strength is strong just now, the spiritual power you exude does not have the characteristics of my ghost state, so I naturally believe so. ”
"Big brother, you are so handsome and chic, mighty and unyielding, pretending to be Nawei Dabao, I'm afraid it's not like it. It's better to add an extra scar to your face......"
"Poof"
Wei Suo kicked it again, and he was very depressed. These gang of hairy people actually ruined the reputation of the young master, and when the time comes, they must be asked to collect income tax.
Turning around, he asked, "Who are you?"
"I am the Ziyan ...... of the Heavenly Dome Academy"
Wei Suo directly turned his spiritual power into a sword, cutting through the woman's clothes, leaking out most of the fragrant shoulders, which frightened the woman into panic.
"Stop calling, talk to people. I'm screaming, I broke your body today. ”
The woman was immediately too frightened to speak, and then said weakly: "My name is Lin Baobao......"
When Wei Suo and Sinimerence heard this, they immediately burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at, that's how my father took his name. If you want to laugh, you will laugh at my father. ”
Wei Suo didn't bother to care, and said directly in a deep voice: "Okay, you two, Young Master Ben has taken a fancy to ......"
Before he finished speaking, Lin Baobao's face immediately changed. And Sin Impermanence also said weakly in horror: "Uncle, I have hemorrhoids on my buttocks, can I change this blessing of Shuangfei......?"
Burst!
Wei Suo kicked it again, coughed lightly and said, "Be honest with me, my mind is dirty." ”
"Okay, don't cry, what can I do, I'm desperate. Seeing Lin Baobao crying, Sinwuchang comforted helplessly.
Wei Suo looked depressed and said angrily: "What do you think?
"Like. ”
“... Like "
“......”
Wei Suo said angrily: "Shut it up for me, master, I have 2 followers now, and you will be my followers for the time being." When you get to the Magic Mountain, I will let you go, do you hear clearly? ”
When Lin Baobao and Sin Wuchang heard this, they immediately nodded quickly. As long as he doesn't attack himself, he can agree to anything, and Lin Baobao has the same idea.
"Take your disgusting makeup, and change into the clothes of your subordinates. And you Lin Baobao, now play my concubine, don't cry, I won't be on you, master. I'm crying, I'm really going to do you!"
Subsequently, both of them quickly changed their outfits and expressions under Wei Suo's obscenity. In less than half a day, he entered his own role.
Even passing through a mortal country, Wei Suo also bought a lot of cosmetics such as female red for Lin Baobao. After Wei Suo dressed up, and found the treasure clothes of the Purple Mist Immortal King from the Purple Mist Immortal Mansion, this Lin Baobao instantly became like a fairy, beautiful and incapacitated.
"Ahead is the Demon Heaven City of the Ghost Prefecture, young master. This place is a large gathering place for cultivators in the vicinity, not only do you have all kinds of facilities in it, but even if you say you want to make some magic weapons, there are a lot of them inside. ”
Wei Suo nodded and asked, "The more magic weapons there are, the better." Otherwise, you're the only one who asks. ”
Sin Wuchang nodded and said: "How dare the little one deceive the master, there are many merchants in this Demon Heaven City, as long as you have money, you can buy anything." Even at the auction a few years ago, even the Ding Furnace of the Five Elements Superb Spiritual Root was bought. ”
"Ding Furnace?" Wei Suo asked curiously.
"That is, the Ding Furnace that specializes in cultivating the double cultivation method, not to mention the unbroken virginity of the Yuan Body, even the posture is superb. Hey, hey, hey..."
"Hey, hey, hey?"
"Yes, it's hehehehe......"
The silver swing revealed between the expressions of the two could smell the smell of commotion two miles away.
Seeing this pair, like the two of the evil master and dog slave, Lin Baobao couldn't help but sigh, it seems that he can only wait until he enters the city to find a way to get out. Otherwise, the guy who seems to be like a handsome boy must not know what else is dirty in private.
The closer they got to Demon Heaven City, the more they felt wrong, and even several people felt a solemn atmosphere that filled their bodies.
Before the three of them could speed up, a man suddenly appeared and stopped in front of them.
The man had a big head and big ears, a beard, and a big knife in his hand. At a glance, he knew what he was doing, and without waiting for the other party to speak, Wei Suo preemptively said: "Stop, don't move, I'll rob you." ”
“......”
Because of the relationship between robbing the lines, this big man held back for a long time before he said angrily: "Let your mother's bullshit, I'll rob you." ”
"You just fart, I opened this road, I planted this road, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money!" Wei Suo shouted.
"You...... You!" "After all, the big man had never heard such a famous word about robbery, so he naturally didn't know what to say for a while.
"What are you doing, I'm robbing now. Acquaintances, leave me money, get out of here. ”
Seeing that Wei Suo was so ruthless and unreasonable, and even grabbed his lines, the big man shouted with a knife: "Give it to me, this kid actually wants to rob us!"
As soon as the big man finished speaking, the sound of swishing sounded one after another, and there were more than thirty monks from the Jindan Realm around him, surrounding Wei Suo and the three of them.
This group of people, some with black scarves, some fierce, and some cold, are not a group of good people anyway.
"How's that boy, scared now?" said the big man who stood in the way.
"I'm afraid you're a ghost, just a few rotten sweet potato and stinky bird eggs, and you still learn to rob others?" Wei Suo said helplessly.
Seeing that this kid had a fearless appearance, could it be that he had encountered a hard idea? So the big man still asked, "Boy, what is your name?"
"Wei Dabao. ”
“...... Fart, Lao Tzu is called Wei Dabao. ”
Seeing the situation that the two of them were about to start working if they didn't agree with each other, Lin Baobao trembled and grabbed Wei Suo's clothes.
Although this Wei Suo made himself a concubine, he did not take himself lightly, and there were more than thirty Jindan monks in front of him, but they were all like wolves and tigers. I couldn't help but whisper, "Can you beat them?"
"Nonsense, of course you can't win. Wei Suo said with a big grin.
“......”