Although Li Kui is rude, he occasionally has a careful heart.

"Miss Zhang's heart is blue, and the eye diseases of the old body are also cured by her coming to dial them, what other bad thoughts can there be, Tie Niu, you can't guess like this!"

The old lady was a little displeased, Li Kui immediately shut up, he was a straightforward person, not a person who would take revenge, and he knew that he seemed to have said a little too much.

Ye Kongmu is a delicate person, and there are many taboos between civil and military officials, so in order to avoid Wu Song's loss, he still asked: "Dutou, what is Miss Zhang's invitation to Zhang's house about? Does she explain what kind of grand event the Duanyang Conference is? It's not that Ye is suspicious, as the saying goes, there is no good banquet, there will be no good meeting, Li Kui is biased, but there is also a little truth, Miss Zhang didn't participate in this conference, why did she invite you again." ”

Ye Kongmu, such an upright person, also said such words, and the old lady stopped talking, she didn't understand the things in the officialdom, who knew who Zhang Dujian was.

Li Kui said proudly: "What's there to know, Tie Niu seems that it is estimated that Miss Zhang has taken a fancy to Wu Song, and wants to have a cave room with him on Duanyang Festival! Hahaha, didn't my mother say that she had affection for Wu Song just now, and my mother would not tell lies!"

"The old lady is joking, don't you know?" Xiao Yanqi said: "Why is the old lady so delicate to have a stupid son!~"

After she finished speaking, she hurriedly covered her mouth, knowing that she had gone too far, Mrs. Ye glared at her fiercely.

Wu Song gently held Pan Jinlian's hand under the table, and Pan Jinlian shook her head slightly, indicating that she was not thinking nonsense.

"Miss Zhang didn't say anything, it was all said by Steward Nama and Yingyue...."

Wu Song told Zhang Yulan about sending people to send letters, without any concealment, and at the end, he said: "I also asked what kind of banquet it was, and Miss Zhang said that it was just a conference to test martial arts. ”

"Congratulations to Dutou!" Ye Kongmu said happily: "It stands to reason that this should be a competition for Zhang Dujian to select talents, and he will definitely be able to win the championship at the conference with Dutou's kung fu, and it is estimated that the love general around Zhang Dujian will be Dutou in the future, and serving in the Dujian Mansion is far better than being a Dutou in Yanggu County, and even being able to rise to prominence, and it is also possible to worship the Marquis in the future." ”

Wu Song was puzzled: "Didn't Ye Kongmu just say that he didn't know the significance of this conference, why did he understand it so finely at this moment?"

"I'm also guessing, but eight or nine are not far from ten, you are Miss Zhang's life-saving benefactor, in order to thank you, in addition to pointing out the good cure for the old lady's eye disease, she knows that there is such a competition in the Metropolitan Prison Mansion, so she recommends you to go, and wants to repay your great kindness. ”

"No, no!" It was Li Kui who shook his head this time, although Zhang Yulan pointed out a good prescription for his mother to treat eye diseases, but he had always been unhappy in his heart, mainly because he thought that Zhang Yulan looked down on his martial arts, not as good as Wu Song, not to mention, even Li Ghost couldn't kill him, so he naturally questioned her proposal many times, "The competition is the competition, why do you want to chant the wind and make the moon, and take the top prize?"

"Li Kui, you don't understand the truth of this. Ye Kongmu said with a smile: "In Mengzhou Mansion, the civil officials are led by Lord Gong, and the military attaché is led by Zhang Dujian, but they are also superior, Lord Gong is always a little higher than Zhang Dujian's senior officials, since ancient times, civil and military discord, although the two adults get along well on the surface, but secretly have their own comparisons, this matter is to be talked about as a common thing, and there is no need to say it." ”

Ye Kongmu was very steady, and he still didn't forget to remind everyone, and after everyone nodded in agreement, he said: "There are often outstanding people among civil officials, such as Wudu Tou, and it is difficult to find someone to compare with him among military generals, on the contrary, there is no literary talent among military generals who can beat civil officials, this is the difference between the strengths and weaknesses, and the military attache lives under the civil official, and it is very reasonable, so Zhang Dujian wants to find some people who are civil and martial arts as henchmen. ”

"Congratulations to Dutou.... If you don't want to be called Dutou in the future, what kind of official position should you call it?" Xiaoyan flattered very obediently, "In the future, Wen has an elder brother and General Wu Youwu, and Mengzhou Mansion will be even more peaceful." ”

Xiaoyan doesn't know what to say about the official position, since he is a military general, it is always not wrong to say a word about a general.

"It would be best if the benefactor could stay in Mengzhou Mansion and serve, and we could have more exchanges in the future. Mrs. Ye was also very happy.

Li Kui became more sullen the more he listened, he was not jealous of Wu Song, there was nothing to be jealous of, it was just that others praised Wu Song's martial arts, and he always suspected that others were scolding him for his low martial arts.

Wu Song just smiled slightly, noncommittal, he didn't want to be a civilian military attache, in Yanggu County, there are Zhang Qing and his wife and Chen Qing led by the Orion Hunter in Leopard Head Mountain to prepare for him, Wang Erniu in the Lion Tower is also for him to recruit the world's heroes, in the peach blossom fan Yang Shu and Zhou Tong are also hoarding soldiers and horses, at this moment he is going to Shandong, if Chao Gai is really ambitious, together it is a good force.

What's more, Lin Chong probably also listened to his advice and went to Liangshan, all of this is in his hands, he has a mission to cross over here, so he doesn't want to be nostalgic for fame and fortune.

It's just that there is still a little unhappiness in my heart, that is, Sun Erniang said, Hong Li is not righteous enough, although he doesn't believe in the kind of feng shui physiognomy, but it seems a little unbelievable in the Northern Song Dynasty.

First of all, Gongsun Sheng was trapped in the sea of fire, and he was about to die in the sea of fire, but nectar fell from the sky to extinguish the fire.

Later, Wu Dalang told him about his adventures in the cell, but unfortunately the prison section level at that time happened to be missing, and the matter was inconclusive.

At this moment in Mengzhou Mansion, when the old Taijun's illness was helpless, he went to worship the Northern Emperor, and he actually met Zhang Yulan and cured the old Taijun's illness.

There are many mysterious times, and he doesn't believe it, since he believes it, he can't help but be a little worried about Sun Erniang's words, but he can't think of a reason to worry.

But why did the old lady's eye disease cure Li Kui's calf licking deeply, he had his own understanding, everyone listened to Li Kui's words to the old lady, and couldn't help but burst into tears, don't talk about the old lady, when Li Kui licked her eyes, the shock was something that ordinary people couldn't feel, since there was a shock, it was possible to make the blocked veins unblocked.

Although Pan Jinlian didn't know that Wu Song had many thoughts in her heart, the only thing she knew was that Wu Song had no intention of officialdom, and he knew that Zhang Yulan was interested in him, and in order to reassure himself, he was going to leave Mengzhou Mansion anyway.

This banquet was very strange, the old lady, the Ye couple were naturally very happy, Xiaoyan thought about Tang Niu in his heart, if he couldn't convince his mother, would he really want to withdraw from his family, Wu Song and Pan Jinlian also had their own hearts, Li Kui was even more sullen, just drinking hard.

Boom!

Li Kui had a seizure after all, he took advantage of the strength of the wine, turned over the table, splashed everyone with wine, everyone was stunned, Li Kui said loudly: "Mother, Tie Niu is going to the prison cell and kill that straight thief Li Ghost! Otherwise, the heroes of Mengzhou Mansion think that Tie Niu is not good at martial arts, and he is a turtle with a shrunken head!"

"Wu Song, stop him!"

The old lady hurriedly screamed, Wu Song had already jumped in front of Li Kui, pressing his two arms, Li Kui couldn't move for half a minute, but he still shouted loudly: "Wu Song, you let go of me, I'm going to kill that Li Kui!"

Wu Song knew that Li Kui was temperamental, and he could hold him down at the moment, so he couldn't hold him like that all night, but Li Kui was his brother, and some decisions were better left to the old lady.

"Old lady, Brother Li is drunk, it is estimated that this night will not be peaceful, what do you think should be done?"

"Tie him with a rope and pour him canting soup!"

Since there is the old lady's proposal, Ye Kongmu is not polite, and is about to go in to get the rope, but he didn't expect that Xiaoyan is even faster than him, he has already run in, and took two hemp ropes out, the hemp rope is still dripping with water, it is estimated that the girl is afraid that Li Kui will break free, and the wet hemp rope is more resilient and tied more tightly.

Wu Song looked at it, couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly, and said in his heart: "Through the ages, don't offend women!"

Li Kui was tied up, but he still scolded him, Wu Song carried him into the room, Mrs. Ye brought the sobering soup, Wu Song pinched Li Kui's cheeks and poured him to drink, but it didn't have much effect.

The so-called sobering soup is just to make the drinker feel a little more comfortable, and if it is said to be able to relieve hangover, it is just to get rid of the symptoms after drinking after the wine wakes up the next day.

"I still can't get rid of the wine, so it's better to ask the doctor to come, otherwise it won't be a solution to quarrel all night. ”

Pan Jinlian whispered, everyone understood what she meant, she didn't dislike Li Kui for arguing all night, but the old lady's eye disease just happened, if she heard Li Kui's sky-high noise, she couldn't help but be depressed again, Li Kui is Wu Song's brother, and he can't plug his mouth with a hemp core.

"No need, it is estimated that it is useless to invite a doctor!" Wu Song groaned slightly, "Ye Kongmu is late at night at the moment, and I can only bother you, you go to the pharmacy to buy a few dollars of citrus aurantium and come back." ”

Ye Kongmu didn't say much and immediately went out, "Jin Lian, you go to the room and wait for the old lady to rest, so that she doesn't have to think about it." Pan Jinlian listened to Wu Song's instructions and went to do it immediately.

Soon, Ye Kongmu came back, of course, no matter when a person in the government wants to buy something, it won't take too much time.

Wu Song held a piece of citrus aurantium with two fingers and put it in Li Kui's mouth, one hand tightly clamped his mouth, not letting him spit it out, Li Kui had to chew the food hard, and swallowed it into his stomach.

After half a cup of tea, Wu Song let go of his hand, and Li Kui said, "Wu Song, why are you tying me up?"

"Just now, you got drunk and went crazy, and you wanted to kill someone, but the old lady asked me to tie you up. ”

Since it was ordered by his mother, Li Kui couldn't say anything, "Wu Song, I'm already awake, you can loosen the tie for me." ”

"I don't dare to disobey the old lady's wishes, Xiaoyan, you go and ask the old lady if you can untie Brother Li. ”

Wu Song winked at Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan understood, walked out, and soon poured back, Li Kuixi said: "Wu Song, hurry up and untie me, how can my mother be willing to tie me up." ”

"Xiaoyan, did the old lady say that he was going to loosen the tie?"

"Nope!"

Li Kui said angrily: "Impossible! My mother will not let Tie Niu be tied up! You must be lying to Wu Song!"

"No!" Xiaoyan shook his head and said: "The old lady didn't say that she could be untied or said that she would tie you up, because she was already asleep, if you have to ask, I will wake her up, but I have to ask you first, otherwise what if you say I disturb the old lady's sleep." ”

"Then let's talk about it tomorrow!"

Wu Song took a quilt and put it on Li Kui, walked out of the door, and everyone laughed.

Mrs. Ye said curiously: "Wudutou, why is that citrus aurantium so powerful, it can relieve hangover in two pieces, my uncle was full of wine, and he couldn't smell it anymore." ”

"This thing does have a miraculous effect, according to the "Compendium of Materia Medica"...."

"Compendium of Materia Medica"?" Ye Kongmu said strangely: "I have also read some of the medical books of the ancients, "Lingshu", "Su Wen", "Qianjinfang"... I haven't heard of the Compendium of Materia Medica. ”

"Husband, you forgot, didn't you say that he had a deep friendship with Hua Tuo's descendant Yan Fang, Hua Tuo's medical books have not been circulated in the Han Dynasty, only Yan Fang has a lone book, it is estimated that this "Compendium of Materia Medica" is Hua Tuo's medical book. ”

"Oh, I see, Hua Tuo's medical skills have been unsurpassed throughout the ages, and this is true!"

Wu Song smiled and didn't say anything, and didn't explain, so let them have a beautiful misunderstanding, he can't say that this medical book is after the Great Song Dynasty was destroyed by the Yuan Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty destroyed the Yuan Dynasty.

"This citrus aurantium does have a miraculous effect, but there is an interesting anecdote that discovered its effect...."

"Dutou, what's an interesting anecdote, say it quickly!" Xiaoyan pulled Wu Song's sleeve happily, it was not the first time she had done this, and the Ye couple didn't think it was wrong.

"At that time, there was a palace brewing master, who spent more than ten years to make three jars of fine wine, and it was time to open the seal, thinking about contributing two jars to the emperor, leaving one jar for himself to enjoy, opening the lid, and the wine was full of fragrance...."

Speaking of this, Wu Song and Ye Kongmu both swallowed a mouthful of saliva unexpectedly, and Mrs. Ye and Xiaoyan couldn't help but laugh.

"He was busy sending it to get the wine bowl, but he made a mistake in the hurry, and dropped a piece of citrus orange into the wine jar, and he didn't think it was wrong, who knew that when he brought the wine bowl, the aroma of the room suddenly disappeared, Xiaoyan, what is the reason for your way?"

"Could it be that the citrus tree turned a jar of fine wine into clear water?" Xiaoyan's eyes widened in surprise.

Wu Song nodded and said: "Yes, that's true, a jar of fine wine can be turned into clear water, not to mention the little wine in Li Kui's stomach!"

"Suffered!" Xiao Yan exclaimed, "Li Kui's stomach is full of water now, what should I do if I wet the bed?"

"You clean the bed for him, do you still need Ye Kongmu and Mrs. Ye to do it?" Wu Song laughed, and the Ye couple also laughed.

Xiaoyan sighed, but soon became happy, "Miss, tomorrow I will go to buy half a catty of citrus orange and come back, put it at home, and my brother and Dutou will not get drunk no matter how much they drink in the future." ”

"What are you buying for?" Wu Song immediately stopped.

Xiao Yanqi said: "Why? Be prepared." ”

"Xiaoyan, you don't understand his heart. Pan Jinlian also came over at some point, she smiled and said: "The people who drink alcohol are addicted to alcohol, if the wine they drink in their stomachs turns into water, then why do they drink it?"

The next day, early in the morning, Wu Song arrived at Li Kui's room, and Li Kui was already sitting on the bed.

"Wu Song, hurry up and untie me, I'm going to say goodbye to my mother. ”

"Where are you going after Please?" Wu Song was still uneasy.

"Go to the casino!"

Li Kui said that he would go to the gambling house, Wu Song was relieved, he was addicted to gambling, and it was no exaggeration to say that he would forget even the name of his old mother, let alone kill Ghost Li.

Wu Song's hands were forced, poof, poof, poof, the hemp rope broke, Li Kui looked at the broken hemp rope blankly, shook his head and said, "I can't do it!"

After saying that, he ran to say goodbye to the old lady, this morning, Li Kui didn't eat breakfast, so he went to the gambling house, everyone heard that he was going to the gambling house, and they knew that he would not make trouble, so they were relieved.

The gambling house can always be warm in winter and cool in summer, Li Kui came all the way, after entering the gambling house, such as a spring breeze, the whole body can not be used, and the gambling house is at most brought a few taels of silver, and sometimes pawned the old mother's jewelry to come in, always a little worried, came in today, brought a hundred taels of silver, like a big high-roller.

"Li Kui, you're here to make a fortune too!"

Li Kui looked up and saw that it was an old acquaintance, Kang Jie, who was in the cell to give him wine and food, how happy he was to gamble with his confidant, "Lao Kang, how is the dealer's luck today?"

Kang Jiejie shook the money bag vigorously, his voice was clear, and he said with a spring breeze on his face: "Sheep!"

This is also their gambler's jargon, the sheep is the meaning of waiting to be slaughtered, which is similar to Sun Erniang's murder workshop incision.

Hearing the word "sheep", Li Kui was even more happy, but he didn't forget his promise in the cell, "Lao Kang, have the two birds who were in prison with me released?"

"Tomorrow dues!"

"That's good!" Li Kui took out two ingots of silver weighing ten taels and handed them to Kang Jiejie, "You bring them to the two birds for me, and say that the god grandfather they serve gave them to them." ”

Kang Jiejie is not surprised at all, their gamblers are very generous, they are naturally generous when they win, they say "they are picked up anyway", and use it casually, if they lose money, do you think they will be stingy? No, they will come to a sentence "Anyway, they have lost so much, it's not bad", thinking that there is so much money to give away, how can you be kind to yourself, more generous.

After Li Kui handed over the silver to Kang Jiejie, he jumped into the gambling table in a hurry, Kang Jiejie said that today's dealer was a sheep, and he was worried that he had missed the opportunity to slaughter.

In the enthusiastic shouting, an hour passed, "Li Kui, how much did you win?" Hey, I won another twenty taels of silver!" Kang Jie came over happily.

Everyone said they won, but I was the only one who lost, and I had already lost forty taels of silver. ”

Li Kui said angrily, in fact, where is everyone winning in the gambling house, but Li Kui himself lost, and listening to the voice of the person who won the money in his ears, it was extremely uncomfortable, and his memory was still fresh.

"Hey, Lao Kang, do you have any way to win money, don't be stingy, say it and share it, I'll invite you to drink!"

But all gamblers think that gambling money is regular, always capturing the ethereal law, as long as that, will make them tireless, Kang Jie level wins, Li Kui naturally thinks that he knows what is the secret recipe to win money, and the Kang Jie level who wins money also thinks that he is the god of gambling, naturally knows without saying anything, and the words are endless.

"Li Kui, as soon as you came today, you did something wrong!" said Kang Jie mysteriously.

"Oops!" Li Kui slapped his thigh, "I know what I did wrong, Lao Kang, you are really, why don't you remind you." ”

"Hey, the most taboo thing about gambling money is to say something bad, and it's hard to say it even if I see it. Li Kui also thought very much, all those who gambled money, the most taboo others to say some bad words, only to hear Kang Jiejie continued: "As soon as you came, you gave me silver, saying that you want to give it away, and in the gambling house, you said that you want to give away money, how can it be auspicious!"

"yes, yes, so what?"

"Did you drink when you went out today?"

"No, I didn't eat breakfast, so I hurried here to gamble!"

"This is your second mistake!" Kang Jiejie took Li Kui's hand, "Let's go, I'll go drink with you!"

"Don't go, I'm going to turn it over!"

"If you drink with me, you will naturally be able to turn the book!"

Kang Jie won a lot of silver, Li Kui was convinced of him, thinking that he must have some trick to teach him, and immediately followed him out.

Kang Jiejie found a tavern and asked for three catties of cooked beef, a fat chicken, and five catties of good wine.

"Lao Kang, I invite you to drink, you teach me how to win money!"

"Hey, look at what you said, when I was in the prison cell, I had to invite you to drink wine and eat meat if I didn't have any money, not to mention that now I won the silver, so naturally I invited you!"

Li Kui was very suspicious, "Lao Kang, didn't you ask me to invite you to drink wine and eat meat to teach me the method?"

"Hey, who are you and my old Kang? Don't say that you are the brother of Wudutou, even if you and I are like-minded, I will not ask for this cheap!" Kang Jiejie scolded a few words, lowered his voice and said: "If I let you drink, I will let you win money!"

"What's that saying?"

"Go to the gambling house to gamble money, the most particular thing is the momentum, after you drink, the bull is angry, the spirit of the people has increased a few points, the arrogance of the dealer has been suppressed, how can there be no winning, this is the method taught to me by the God of Gambling in the Great Song Dynasty, try all the souls!"

"It makes sense! I think I have drunk wine for more than 30 years, but I drank it for nothing, I don't understand this reason, every time I gamble money, I am worried about drinking and making mistakes, hey!" Li Kui slapped himself hard in the face, "Lao Kang, who is this master, can you introduce me to him?"

Kang Jieqi said: "He is the head of Wudu, you all live in the same room, you are so stupid, you don't go to ask for a good sign when you live in the City God Temple!"

"Wu Song, is that the god of gambling?" Li Kui's eyes widened in surprise.

"Naturally!" Kang Jiejie nodded and said: "Last time, I wanted to send a child Guanyin to Ye Kongmu, and that sent a child Guanyin cost a hundred taels of silver, and we only have three taels of silver on us, what should you do?"

"What should I do?" Li Kui raised the wine bowl and didn't drink it.

"Naturally, I'm going to the gambling house!"

Li Kui gulped down a bowl of wine, "Zhao! I think so too! What happened to the result?"

"Dutou said that he would not gamble money...."

"Wu Song doesn't know how to gamble!"

"Then I had to make a move, where did I have two taels of silver, and I lost it in a while...."

"Then there's a tael of silver!" said Riku hurriedly.

"I thought the same way, but I couldn't sit still, and my hidden identity was exposed by me like that!" Kang Jiejie said with his eyebrows, and Li Kui listened to it with relish, "Dutou took that one or two taels of silver, and after five games, he won three hundred and eighty-four taels of silver!" After he won, he proudly said that he was the God of Gambling in the Great Song Dynasty, and later, the secret of drinking and gambling money was also taught to me!"

"Hahaha! No wonder! Wu Song's straight thief!" Li Kui suddenly realized: "Lao Kang, do you know that in the prison camp Anping Village, Wu Song gave me a bet, I thought he didn't know how to gamble, and as a result..."

"As a result, you naturally lost a lot!"

The two laughed, and the five catties of wine were quickly drunk, Li Kui listened to Kang Jie's words, and called for five catties more, and after drinking the two of them hand in hand, they went to the gambling house again.

An hour later, Li Kui found Kang Jiejie angrily, "Lao Kang, you actually used the old man for entertainment!"

Kang Jiejie looked at Li Kui's face full of anger, and said strangely: "How can I use you for entertainment?"

"Didn't you say you could win money after drinking?"

"Yes! look!" Kang Jie raised his money bag again, "I won another thirty taels of silver!"

"But...."Li Kui was dumbfounded, "Why did I lose another forty taels of silver, you must have some secret, hide it yourself, and didn't tell me!"

"I'll analyze it with you at the tavern!"

The two came to the tavern again, and Li Kui said fiercely: "Lao Kang, if you hide it again, you will blame Tie Niu for being rude to you!"

Kang Jiejie knew Li Kui's temper, and he didn't think it was angry, he smiled and said, "Li Kui, you didn't marry a wife, right?"

"Nope!"

"Then did you go to the Qinglou?"

"No!

"This is strange!" Kang Jiejie scratched his head and said: "You know, women are very evil, if you are happy with them before gambling money, hey, it is ironclad to lose, last time Lao Xue was like this, he lost more than a hundred taels of silver!"

"I'm practicing Tongzigong! I'm thirty-four years old, I'm still a child, and I've never touched a woman!"

"Then I'm out of line!" Kang Jie shook his head and said: "The most unfortunate thing about my gambling money is to have an affair with my wife that night, or scold her before going out, if you don't have a wife, you won't have sex, and no woman will scold you!"

Boom!

Li Kui slapped his palm on the table, and suddenly realized: "Lao Kang, there really is! Yesterday, a straight lady thief woman scolded me, saying that my martial arts are low, and I am not even as good as Li Ghost!"

"Li Kui, you said it earlier!" Kang Jiejie said with a gloomy face: "You know, I don't drink with you, women say that a man's martial arts are low or useless, it is the biggest bad luck, worse than you having sex with him, and having sex at least proves that you are useful, hey, he also said that Li Ghost can't be killed, he just looks you to death, and I won't drink with you anymore, so as not to get into trouble!"

"Lao Kang, where is Ghost Li? If Tie Niu doesn't kill him, it's hard to get out of this evil breath, how can he gamble money in the future!"