Chapter 456: Civil Fighting and Martial Fighting

Wu Song couldn't help but laugh when he heard it, isn't this a couplet to test for the champion, everyone knows when watching the movie, generally when the emperor wants to hand-pick the top three, he will come up with a couplet, the most neat is the champion, followed by the list, and the last is Tanhua.

I didn't expect the military attache to come to this hand, and I was not Zhu Zhishan, Tang Bohu, I didn't know anything about couplets, but I was also interested in listening to it.

I saw Zhang Dujian stand up and said: "The upper couplet of this couplet is actually not made by this official, it is made by the official's family, and it is inconvenient to explain her name here, she has already published the upper couplet, and the lower couplet is written here...."

He pointed to the side, and there was a screen with a scroll on top and a red thread tied underneath, and when he pulled it down, he knew what was written in it, and it was fair.

"This couplet is different from the civil official, it's not that it's neat, it's neat, it's neat, it's close to this, anyway, the closest one wins!"

Everyone applauded when they heard it, and Wu Song also thought it was very interesting, not only a couplet, but also a luck component, which was very fun.

"Everyone, listen, this is the three feet of snow in front of the Taiji Palace, everyone, please!"

The originally noisy yard suddenly quieted down, and everyone was thinking quietly, and they were afraid that they would say it to others.

Although Wu Song doesn't understand the couplet, when he hears this couplet, it is also very ordinary, what three feet of snow in front of the Taiji Palace, it is okay to casually say a dog in front of KFC.

There are martial artists in the courtyard, and there is not much ink in the stomach, and when I heard about the couplet, I was always a little apprehensive, but now that I heard it, everyone thought like Wu Song, and asked to say their own couplet.

This kind of couplet,It's estimated that everyone will be about the same.,The order is very particular.,The first one said it.,The back is pretty much the same.,It's plagiarism.,Anyway, no one knows what the couplets in the scroll are written.,But it's always good to take the lead.。

Zhang Dujian saw that everyone was scrambling, so he whispered in Zhang Tuanlian's ear, Zhang Tuanlian said loudly: "Everyone doesn't have to compete, write their respective links on a blank paper, add their names, and when the time comes, they will be announced together, and there will be no order!"

Everyone immediately applauded, but some people said: "Zhang Tuanlian, this is not appropriate, I can make couplets, but I can't read, what should I do?"

His words immediately caused everyone to laugh, it is estimated that this person is here to fish in troubled waters, and when he heard the original couplet, he immediately thought about it, but he was illiterate.

"Then you can ask someone to write it!" Zhang Tuanlian said with a smile.

"No, I can't read, what if he casually writes it wrong for me, or thinks it's good for me, so he changes his name?"

Everyone laughed again, you don't even know how to write, and you're afraid that others will steal your couplet, but the man thought that anyway, he said it, not necessarily to read the literature, as long as it is the same as the one in the scroll, in case I am lucky, it will be the same.

"Okay, I'll write it for you, it's always okay!" Zhang Tuanlian laughed.

The military attaché is quick and ruthless in doing things, there is no grinding, and after half a cup of tea, he wrote the couplet, and Zhang Tuanlian read it out one by one, in fact, it is much the same.

"A dog in front of the Metropolitan Prison's Mansion! Straight lady thief, who wrote this!" Zhang Tuanlian scolded with a smile, everyone immediately burst into laughter, Zhang Tuanlian was about to see the payment, only to see one person immediately jumped out, "I wrote it, I wrote it, don't fight for it!"

Everyone laughed, who is going to compete with you, Wu Song laughed even more, this is the same thing as the previous dog of KFC.

Zhang Tuanlian read a total of 19 couplets, and suddenly wondered: "There are 20 guests here today, why are there only 19 couplets?"

Jiang Menshen reminded: "Tuan Lian, just now you keep reading the name, I haven't heard the name of Wudutou!"

Zhang Tuanlian smiled: "Dutou, why don't you write down the couplet?"

Wu Song laughed, "First, the ink in the villain's stomach is limited, and the writing is not good, and second, I just listened to what everyone wrote very excitingly, and I didn't dare to show ugliness!"

"That's not good, where is there anyone who fights the tiger Wu Song who surrenders without a fight!" Jiang Menshen smiled and put the pen, ink and paper in front of Wu Song.

His words were powerful, Wu Song heard this, and suddenly became arrogant, "Yes, how can Wu Song surrender without a fight! Anyway, it's like that, just write it casually!"

Wu Song lifted the pen, Wu Song did not have much ink after the crossing, although he was a college student before the crossing, but he was not proficient in couplets, so he wanted to write the previous dog of KFC, but after thinking about it, others have already written dogs, wouldn't it be plagiarism to write it yourself, then write a cat, or a pig.

He lifted the pen and was about to put it down, when his faith moved: "Isn't the Taiji Hall the emperor's palace? There is snow in front of the palace, and when there is snow, there are plum blossoms..."

He suddenly remembered the story of the princess of Annan that Zhang Yulan told him, the princess was originally a fairy flower in the Moon Palace, was broken off by Xian'e, fell into the palace, and became a princess.

Wu Song waved his pen, and there was no need to sign it, anyway, everyone knew that he wrote it, and it was already the last one.

Zhang Tuanlian picked it up and read it aloud: "A plum in the Guanghan Palace!"

Everyone didn't think so, anyway, it was no different from a dog in front of the Metropolitan Prison.

"Everyone has already made a couplet, and I will open the scroll!" Zhang Tuanlian pulled the red rope, and the scroll opened, and everyone exclaimed, and Wu Song's jaw fell to the ground in shock.

I saw that the scroll was written in Juanxiu's handwriting: "A plum in the Guanghan Palace!"

"Hahaha, this is... This is really..."Zhang Tuanlian was also so surprised that he couldn't speak, of course he was surprised and pretended, he was very scheming, but no one noticed, "Everyone doesn't need to talk about it, there are allusions in this, so let the elder brother tell it." ”

"Hmm!" Zhang Dujian nodded, "According to legend, in the Moon Palace, there is a plum blossom ......"

Zhang Dujian said coquettishly, this story is exactly the same as what Zhang Yulan told Wu Song at that time, Wu Song was stunned, "Why did Zhang Yulan tell me the story? What kind of gathering is this Duanyang Conference?"

Everyone listened to Zhang Dujian tell the story, and they all had nothing to say, since Wu Song's couplet was exactly the same as the one in the scroll, he was naturally the champion of Wendou!

"Eunuch, when the Wendou is over, let's have a martial fight, but Wu Song won in the Wendou, if I win in the martial arts, how should I tell the winner?"

When everyone heard this, they all felt very reasonable, Zhang Dujian smiled and said: "This is very simple, Wu Song is the first in Wendou, and the remaining nineteen people have written couplets, and I will rank them according to their merits, ranking second to twentieth, and the same is true for the martial arts to be held, which is also ranked twenty, as long as the two rankings are added up, the smallest number is the winner!"

When everyone heard this, they felt fair, "Eunuch, if it's the same, what should I do?"

We are military attachés, and if we are the same, we will take the rank of martial arts first!

Everyone agreed with this proposal even more, and the military attache put martial arts first, which was the best.

"Then let's divide into ten groups first, each duel, the winning one will fight again, and the loser will also fight again, and the first to twenty places will be divided!" Zhang Tuanlian said loudly.

At this time, the housekeeper walked in and said a few words in Zhang Dujian's ear, Zhang Dujian nodded, and the housekeeper went out, and soon brought in a person, Ye Kongmu.

"Lord Dutou, the villain is uninvited, it's really presumptuous!"

"Where is this, Ye Kongmu has a very good reputation in Menzhou Mansion, and this official has always wanted to communicate, but he is busy with affairs, and it is best to come here today, please take a seat!"

Ye Kongmu nodded, and walked straight to Wu Song's side, there were already subordinates who had already added seats for him.

"Dutou, something happened to Li Kui, he wants to go to Feiyunpu to kill Ghost Li, and there are two more observers, you have to go to stop it!" Ye Kongmu didn't dare to slack off, and immediately whispered to Wu Song.

Although Wu Song didn't know why this happened, it was a very important matter, and he had to stop it first.

He immediately stood up, "Eunuch, the villain has something, he has to leave first!"

Zhang Dujian was stunned in his heart, today's events are all for Wu Song, this beauty plan has reached the last step, Wu Song is gone, isn't it all in vain! He glanced at Zhang Tuanlian.

Zhang Tuanlian immediately said: "Dutou, if you want to go, you have to carry out the martial arts fight again, those who can come to the Metropolitan Prison Mansion today are not ordinary people, if you are invited, the cultural fight is over, if you don't carry out the martial arts, where to put the face of the Metropolitan Eunuch, you still leave after the martial arts!"

Jiang Menshen also walked over and said, "Brother, if you leave like this, Miss Zhang will not have any face, and she will tell people that she brought in someone who doesn't know what to do!"

Wu Song thought that Zhang Yulan was on the way to escape the summer to treat Lao Taijun, and invited herself to come, but she left like this, which really made her very embarrassed, but Li Kui's matter was also very anxious.

Wu Song groaned for a while, and said loudly: "Since this is the case, don't waste time, Wu Song will have a martial fight with the nineteen brothers!"

Jiang Men said magically: "Dutou, do you mean that you want to fight nineteen people by one person?"

"Not bad!"

Wu Song didn't bother to talk nonsense, immediately jumped into the circle, and said proudly: "Wu Song has something urgent to leave, you guys hurry up, so it's over quickly!"

The so-called Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second, Wu Song said this, that is, he didn't take this group of generals in his eyes, and everyone didn't care about what was more or less, and they all rushed up together.

I saw Wu Song exerting the power of fighting the tiger, the god was majestic, one person was facing nineteen people, and the nineteen people were all first-class martial arts generals under the seat of Zhang Dujian, who knew that under Wu Song's fists and feet, he was like a three-year-old child, without any beating.

Zhang Dujian and Zhang Tuanlian were stunned, and secretly rejoiced in their hearts, "Fortunately, we used a strategy and didn't come by force, this Wu Song, if he came by force, it is estimated that thousands of people in Mengzhou Mansion will not be able to stop him!"