Some of these words were said wrongly intentionally or unintentionally, and the three of them all muttered a little in their hearts at this time, and then An Xuanzhen didn't know who to teach again. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The fat man and the farmer looked at Han Zhen at the same time, and then looked at An Xuanzhen, both of them said in their hearts, how can they teach Han Zhen a lesson now, he talked more nonsense than the two of them.

An Xuanzhen didn't look at the three of them squarely, and suddenly grabbed the fat man again and kicked him into the lake.

With the fat man's constant struggle in the lake, the farmer mustered up the courage to say to An Xuanzhen: "This woman, you are very bad like this, you don't even have the least fairness...... I think it should be...... Let this little boy try it in the lake. ”

His voice fell, An Xuanzhen glanced at him coldly, and he didn't dare to continue.

Han Zhen persuaded him: "Uncle Farmer, I advise you to accept your fate, in our thief ship, there is no fairness at all, Miss An, whoever she wants to teach is randomly selected according to her mood." Maybe sometimes even she can't decide who to beat in the next second. ”

At this moment, after the "boom", as the water splashed, the nearby lake surged, and several people easily guessed that the fat man swam up.

Listening to this sound, the fat man's water nature seems to have improved a lot all of a sudden.

A few people were surprised when they looked at it again, it turned out that this noise was not a fat man at all, but a strange fish with teeth, this strange fish was the size of half a small boat, and when the fish mouth was opened, it could be seen that it was full of sharp teeth, and it pounced straight towards An Xuanzhen.

An Xuanzhen waved her folding fan, and the big fish was stirred to the side by the air flow she cast, and fell into the water with a "plop".

Only then did the fat man swim up again. He spat a few mouthfuls of water and said to An Xuanzhen in a panic: "Woman, we should unite and deal with the monsters in this lake together, and we should not fight anymore." I have my own rules, that is, good men don't fight women. ”

Han Zhen thought, if you can't beat it, so naturally he said so.

This fat man is called Hu Mingming. Han Zhen said to him: "Xiaohu, what you just said is not quite right, in fact, you and An Xuanzhen did not fight, but she just taught you and bullied you." ”

Hu Mingming was said to have no face, and said to Han Zhen: "Shi can be killed, not humiliated, if you want to say this, I would rather jump into the lake and drown." Anyway, I'm also a dignified man, how can I be subject to her as a weak woman. ”

Han Zhen said: "Hu Mingming, Xiao Mingming, are you chanting poetry?" I advise you to be a man with your tail between your legs if you want to save your life, and act according to your eyes. You should have seen that strange fish just now, and it shouldn't be difficult to eat you. When Miss Ann pushes you into the lake again, there is a good chance that you will be fed fish. ”

An Xuanzhen asked Hu Mingming: "This Brother Hu, I want to ask you, what will you do if that strange fish is going to pounce again?"

Hu Mingming was hesitant and didn't know how to answer for a while. If this is a big talk, it will not be good if it will not be done later. But if you don't say it, you may be punished by An Xuanzhen.

On the other side, the farmer interjected, "What's so bad about this, if that strange fish were to come again, I would be the first to pull out its teeth, slap it whole to death, and then make a grilled fish to eat." ”

An Xuanzhen didn't speak, and Han Zhen praised the farmer on her behalf: "That's right, at least you should say something to boost morale at this time." ”

Hu Mingming muttered in a low voice: "To put it lightly, the appearance of that strange fish is very fierce, I think it is not difficult to eat all of us." However, with me here, it can only eat the three of us, and I will never let it hurt this heroine. ”

Seeing that the farmer had begun, he dared to say that.

Han Zhen said to the fat man: "It's rare that you have this filial piety, when the big fish comes, you must take the lead, I think with your huge body, the big fish can't swallow you in one bite." ”

The farmer said, "You can swallow him, although he is fat, he is fat." I saw clearly when the strange fish pounced on it just now, and it was not difficult to eat Hu Mingming with its blood. ”

Hu Mingming patted the farmer on the shoulder and said, "Brother farmer, what you mean is right, my fat body is not suitable for being eaten by fish, and the bones on your body are more suitable for that big fish, and the bones are chewier than the fat."

The farmer ignored Hu Mingming and suggested to An Xuanzhen: "We can give this little Hu brother a highly poisonous poison, and after the strange fish eats him, he will naturally be poisoned to death, isn't this the best of both worlds." ”

Han Zhen couldn't help but blame him: "If you don't know how to use idioms, don't use them indiscriminately, can this be called the best of both worlds, this is called losing the pawn and protecting the car." ”

An Xuanzhen asked Hu Mingming, "How about it, are you willing to try?"

Hu Mingming begged for mercy: "Miss An, you can't listen to other people's slander, I still have two parents and children at home who need me to take care of, I have a new idea, the effect will be better." ”

An Xuanzhen asked him to speak out quickly.

Hu Mingming looked at the farmer and said: "In fact, you can let the old farmer hide the poison in his hand, and then deliberately trick the big fish to eat him, when he is swallowed by the big fish, he can sprinkle the poison in his hand, and after the big fish is poisoned, the old farmer can crawl out of the fish's stomach by himself." ”

An Xuanzhen said to the farmer: "You old farmer, have you heard, Brother Hu is much kinder than you." His method is not bad, not only poisoning the big fish, but also possibly saving your life. Now it seems that this is the best solution. In fact, I have no grievances with you, and I don't want any of you to die. ”

The farmer listened to An Xuanzhen's tone, and knew that the first one to go into battle should be himself immediately, thinking of this, he couldn't help but be scared into a cold sweat, looked at the lake on the side, and wanted to jump down and run away.

The farmer was still unwilling, and said to An Xuanzhen: "Miss An, Brother Hu's method just now is also good, of course, it is best not to die or be a person." I've got a new way to do it......"

Hu Mingming interrupted the farmer and said, "Big brother farmer, don't say it again, the things that Lady An has decided will not be easily changed." Let's just do what I said. You can rest assured, with your ingenuity, wit and brave character, you must have escaped from the belly of a big fish. You can hide the poison in your left hand and hold a dagger in your right hand, and after you have the poison, you can use the dagger to separate the belly of the fish, and then you can escape. ”

When the farmer saw that he had thought about the whole process so thoughtfully, he knew that most of them would not be able to hide, and when he thought that his family would never see him again, he was so sad that he actually cried.

The fat man patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother farmer, don't do this, if you say this, it will make me sad." In fact, it is not certain which of the two of us will die first. Maybe you'll be eaten by that big fish, but I'll be the one who gets bitten to death by the crocodile next. We're just a matter of one thing after the other. ”

The farmer wiped his tears, looked at An Xuanzhen and said, "An Nuxia, I have a more perfect way to deal with the big fish." It was wrong to let Brother Hu die just now, no matter how bad people are, they are still a fresh life. It's not good to let me die, I'm willing to keep my wrecked body to serve you, and together we will eradicate the harmful snake demon in this sea city. ”

Han Zhen said impatiently: "Don't say so many acting lines, pick up the key points, that strange fish is not a computer stunt, it is alive, and it will come." There's not so much time for you to ramble on. ”

The farmer hurriedly said his idea: "We can rub poison on one of Brother Hu's arms, and when the big fish pounces, Brother Hu can use his poisonous arm to fight the big fish, and after losing the fight, as he continues to struggle, the poison on his arm will also be spilled into the mouth of the big fish." At most, Brother Hu's arm is gone, and a small arm is nothing compared to precious life. ”

Han Zhen thought, what is a small arm, that's not your arm You said that.

An Xuanzhen said: "This is a good way, it really beats all the suggestions just now, I think it will be done." ”

Hu Mingming immediately became nervous, looked at his arm and said to An Xuanzhen: "An Nuxia, this doesn't seem to be fair. If you want to talk about arms, everyone has them, so why do you want me to accompany them. Of course, I wasn't afraid, and I didn't think of retreating, I just begged for a reason. ”

An Xuanzhen said to the two: "If you shirk it again, you will go to deal with the big fish together." ”

The old farmer immediately rushed to An Xuanzhen and said, "Brother Hu's arms are thick and strong, and that big fish must have an appetite when he sees it." It's not like my little arm, it's not enough to stuff it between its teeth. If we compare our arms, of course it will eat Brother Hu's. For the sake of the overall situation, sacrificing a small arm of Brother Hu is nothing. If I had an opportunity like yours, let alone an arm, I wouldn't hesitate to break a leg. ”

Hu Mingming looked at the farmer, and said to An Xuanzhen: "Woman An, although my arm is a little fatter, I basically have no strength, and I can't compare with the old farmer's brother." He has been doing farm work for many years, and this arm must be very strong, and he may be able to tear off half of the mouth of the big fish with one shot. In that case, even the poison will be saved, and the big fish will be killed by it. ”

Han Zhen pretended to be angry and said, "Isn't it interesting for you to push back on this little thing." How do I feel like listening to cross talk, what you say has a bit of a dramatic flavor. In my opinion, let's make a move on Hu Mingming. If you can't poison the big fish, the old farmer brother will go again. I just think that your big brother Hu is younger than the old farmer, so I let him take a step. ”

After Han Zhen finished speaking, An Xuanzhen looked at the two of them with angry eyes, and the two finally agreed silently.

An Xuanzhen put some poison in Hu Mingming's hand, and now waited for the big fish to pounce again.

After waiting for a while, the big fish had not yet appeared, but Hu Mingming had already been frightened, during which his hands kept trembling, and he looked around from time to time.

Han Zhen comforted him: "Brother Xiaohu, don't be so nervous. You probably won't be able to spend that arm. Think about it, with Miss An's means, casually swing the folding fan, the big fish will be repulsed, where is the need for you to struggle here. This may be a test of Miss Ann's faithfulness to you. ”