Chapter 211: The Most Violent Laxative, Enjoy

In sight, a herd of antelopes, sika deer and other herbivores sniffed the tempting smell and gradually came closer.

Ling Du blinked, puzzled, he really couldn't guess what Xiao Yao was doing, could it be that he naively thought that he was afraid of animals?

"Get out of here!"

Ling Du tried to disperse them, but the animals had already been fascinated, and instead of being frightened, they gathered more and more, roughly estimating that there were more than twenty of them.

"Gott~"

The animals gathered around Ling Du and began to chew the tender grass unscrupulously, Ling Du, who was at their feet, was suddenly smoked by the smell of the fishy smell and vomited, at this moment, he finally understood Xiao Yao's true intentions.

"Don't think that this will make me succumb, I officially declare that you and my sister are completely out of play, vomit ......" Ling Du said angrily as he vomited.

Xiao Yao hugged his shoulders, sneered, his eyes were full of playfulness, paused, and said lightly: "Little white-eyed wolf, I forgot to tell you, I put the most violent laxative in the tender grass, enjoy it slowly." ”

"Uh" was stunned, Ling Du's gaze slowly moved to the wriggling buttocks of an antelope in front of him, "poof" The chrysanthemum was loosened, and a disgusting stinky fart rushed to his face.

Seeing this, Ling Du hurriedly held his breath, but the stinky fart seemed to have a chain reaction, as the first antelope took the lead, followed by one animal after another, and the stench in the field was instantly stinking.

"Poof~"

"Vomit...... Help!"

Streams of disgusting stinky farts bloomed everywhere, Ling Du was almost suffocated, and he felt his head spinning and his eyes blackened.

"Pak~"

A lump of yellow-green feces landed less than a few inches in front of Ling Du.

"Brother-in-law, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

The steaming pile of feces in front of him finally made Ling Du completely collapse, and he couldn't bear to look directly with his eyes closed.

"Master, do you want to let him go?" Zhong Lang covered his mouth and nose and said with a wicked smile.

After pondering for a moment, Xiao Yao said lightly: "It's indeed a little disgusting, but if this little white wolf is not cured, it will have to bite me sooner or later, so let's continue." With that, he turned and walked farther away, stopping to watch.

After a long time, the animals dispersed, Xiao Yao and the three of them walked over slowly, Ling Du's little head had long since disappeared, leaving only a small tomb-shaped dung mountain.

Zhong Lang waved his right hand, and the gas blew away the feces, and then a small yellow-green head was exposed.

"Throw him into the river and wash him, and bring him to me. Xiao Yao covered his mouth and nose and said

After a short time, Zhong Lang walked back with the unconscious Ling Du and then put it on the ground.

Looking at Ling Du, who was naked like a dead pig in front of him, Xiao Yao frowned, and said in a deep voice: "You are pretending to be dead, I don't mind digging a pit again and burying you in the soil." ”

His eyelashes moved, Ling Du opened his eyes violently, crawled to Xiao Yao's side, hugged his thighs, and cried: "Brother-in-law, you spare me, I promise to listen to you in the future." ”

"But I'm already disappointed in you. Xiao Yao said lightly.

Hearing this, Ling Du scolded in his heart, but his face did not show it, he still looked flattering, and said: "Good brother-in-law, I am giving me a chance, if I am making you angry, I will dig a pit and jump into it myself." ”

After hesitating, Xiao Yao went straight to the point and told the story of rebuilding Jiuyao Palace briefly.

After hearing this, Ling Du blinked, cried and said, "Can I not join?"

Shaking his head, Xiao Yao smiled and said, "No, there is no choice in this matter." ”

looked at Xiao Yao, and then looked at Zhong Tao's two brothers, Ling Du was reluctant in his heart, and it was useless, these guys were all masters who killed people without blinking, and if they didn't obey, they would have to kill him.

"It's okay to join, but my dream is to build a business empire, so I can't follow you around, so I can only stay in Qingyan City. Ling Du said tentatively.

"No problem. Simply agreed, Xiao Yao turned his head to look at Zhong Lang and said, "Uncle Lang, what position is more suitable for Ling Du?"

After groaning, Zhong Lang said lightly: "He has no power to restrain the chicken, and he is obviously not suitable to be a twenty-four general, but his role in the future is very great, so it is better to ...... Why don't you let him be one of the eight protectors?"

Stunned, Xiao Yao was silent, his thoughts turned back for a long time, and he felt that it was okay, after all, the little white-eyed wolf was as greedy for money as himself, and he would also use his brain to make money, with him as a strong backing, he would save himself the trouble of lack of money.

"In that case, from today onwards, Ling Du is one of the eight protectors of the Jiuyao Palace, nicknamed the God of Wealth!" Xiao Yao smiled.

With white eyes, Ling Du bowed his head and remained silent, thinking in his heart how he could get rid of their shackles, and it was not his dream to be a housekeeper for others.

"After I leave Qingyan City, Uncle Tao will stay by Ling Du's side, and protect this God of Wealth by the way. ”

How could Xiao Yao not be able to see Ling Du's thoughts, no matter how he fed the wolf, his heart would always be towards the forest, so this shackle was inevitable.

"Subordinates obey!"

"Brother-in-law, rebuilding Jiuyao Palace is a big deal, don't worry about my safety, no matter what, I'm also the godfather of the gangster. Ling Du hurriedly said.

With a sneer, Xiao Yao said, "It's not that I'm worried about you, but I'm not worried about you." ”

......

When he learned that Ling Du had been kidnapped, Qin Hu hurriedly found Ling Fei'er and told him what had happened.

After hearing this, Ling Fei'er almost fainted, the two of them, who had always been good friends, turned their faces no matter how they said it, which made her puzzled, calmed down, and didn't care about her brother's instructions, and rushed back to Ling Mansion directly with Qin Hu.

At this time, Xiao Yao and Ling Du had already returned to the mansion one step in advance, and they were very surprised when they saw Ling Fei'er appear in front of them with a panicked expression.

"Sister, why are you back?" Ling Du said unhappily, with a complaining look.

"You two ......"

Seeing that the two of them were safe and sound, Ling Fei'er's hanging heart fell.

With an indifferent smile, Xiao Yao explained: "I asked Ling Du to eat just now, and I felt bored after the meal, so we went out for a walk. After finishing speaking, he glanced at Qin Hu, obviously this guy ran to complain.

Looking at each other, Qin Hu was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, smiled awkwardly, and after a while, said: "I'll just say, brother-in-law and brother-in-law are definitely the closest people, you see, let me be right." ”

Hearing this, Ling Fei'er was stunned, a faint flush appeared on her pretty face, her jade hand pulled the corner of her pale pink clothes, bowed her head and said nothing, her heart was like a deer colliding.

Seeing this, Ling Du was extremely depressed, what does this expression mean? Reserved? Do you want to acquiesce? Thinking of this, he glared at Qin Hu fiercely, and said unhappily: "You send my sister away quickly, I have something to discuss with Zimang." ”