"Good Death" (9)
At this time, another actor also came on stage, wearing Ru Dongyang's second child's clothes, and when he saw the horse tamer, he immediately hugged his fists, "Brother." ”
"Brother, it turned out to be you. The tamer stood up and returned the salute.
"Brother, when I saw it today, the younger brother had a lot of wealth and wealth to give away. "Oh, brother, please. "Brother, please see. ”
They were all posturing, and then the second actor opened a scroll.
"Brother, this is what I learned from an ancient monument, which records the location of Huang Laoxi's treasure back then. ”
"Oh, that's a lot of wealth, quack ......," the horse trainer smirked loudly.
Back offering: Whole a duck.
The stele player watched the horse taming and the wharf also dodged out for several steps.
The horse trainer immediately smiled, "Don't be afraid, I'll just laugh like that." I said brother, what are we waiting for? ”
"Good. As soon as the stele player turned around, he was about to go with the horse tamer, but immediately turned his body around again, "I can't go." ”
"What's the matter?" "Who is Huang Laoxi? He set up a mechanism in the place where the treasure is buried, and as soon as our brothers enter, they will immediately fire arrows. If we want to go, in addition to your sweaty feet, we also need protective equipment. "What kind of utensils do you need?" "I've asked another of our brothers to get it." ”
At this time, a actor wearing Ru Dongyang's third appearance came to the stage, "Two brothers!"
"Yo, brother. The horse tamer and the stele player called together.
"Brother, have you got anything?" asked the stele playmaker.
"What kind of protective gear did you get?" asked the Circus Tamer.
"Brother, do you know the You brothers of Juxianzhuang at the beginning? I got their shields. ”
"Huh, isn't that right? Didn't you let Xiao Feng ruin it in the first place?" said the horse trainer.
"At the beginning, the You brothers were reluctant to use the real one, and Xiao Feng destroyed the fake one. "Playing with the shield.
Back confession: Then why did the brothers commit suicide in the first place?
"Great, brother, take it out and give it to your brothers. Quack quack ......"
I saw that the shield player took out two round shields the size of eggs from his sleeve and gave them to the horse tamer and the stele play.
Back confession: No wonder those brothers didn't use it in the first place!
The horse tamer and the stele player looked at the shield play, and the shield player also looked at them, "The two brothers use the good ones, I'll just come to one of them." ”
As he spoke, the shield playmaker pulled out a round shield the size of a baked cake from his waist.
On the heads of the circus tamers and the stele seekers are written: Yours is greater than ours.
"Two brothers, since everything is ready, what are we delaying. "Anyway, the shield trickster should go first.
The horse tamer and the stele player glanced at each other.
"Let's go, let's talk about it there. "Okay then. Hey, sweaty feet, gone. ”
The two of them ended up with a fake horse.
Then, from the backstage came the sound of arrows, clusters of arrows on shields, and the neighing of horses and the cries of people.
The three actors came on stage again, and the audience laughed.
Although they acted quite calmly, each of them was full of arrows, more hedgehogs than hedgehogs.
Back Confession: Soft Hedgehog Armor?
"Oh, this shield is good, look at this body...... Ah, I didn't shoot much. "If you don't hit much, you can pout it down, and it's not too cumbersome to plug it in." "Don't delay your work. What about the horses?"
The circus tamer looked behind him, "Ah, just wait for it, maybe it's going to the hut." Let's get down to business. ”
Back confession: Will you go to the thatched house by yourself? Is there a thatched house here? I shot it to death, right?
"Yes, let's get down to business, let's find it quickly. Hey, what is this?"
Back offering: Break the lid of the pot.
"What is this?"
Hit the back offering: half pull the horseshoe.
"Where's this?"
Back Offering: Spoon the head.
"It's ...... again"
Back Offering: Plug.
"Did I say there's anything serious here? don't we go to the place where Huang Laoxie left behind to put the rags, right?"
"Attention, what is this?" the puppet seemed to have noticed something unusual.
"Yo, what's that?" "It's not going to be rags again, is it?"
At this time, the puppeteer picked up a small thing on the ground, "Hey! This little thing is Huang Laoxi." ”
"Ah, all the smoke is like this?" "No, Huang Laoxi's front teeth. "Oh...... Found the front teeth. ”
The stele drama looked at it carefully, "Sizzle...... Why is there a word on it?"
"What's the word?" "Sixty thousand." "Mahjong!"
"Oops! Huang Laoxi's mahjong tiles have made a fortune in the future! quack quack...... "The servants laughed like this.
Back Offering: Ducks.
In the midst of laughter, the three actors walked backstage, talking as they went.
"It just so happens that there is a shortage of 60,000 mahjong players at home. "Our family is short of 30,000. "yes, or I'll give it to you. ”
Back confession: years later.
When the storyteller came on stage again, he was dressed a little older, and his outfit was a little more glamorous.
"Alas, with the books I made for these three teenagers, I can be said to have no worries about food and clothing. Today, I want to visit the old place again, and I want to have a good visit to what those three teenagers have achieved now. ”
As he spoke, the storyteller stepped on as he walked, when he saw an old man and immediately stepped forward to give a salute.
"I borrowed this old man. Do you live here permanently?" "Of course, this is the place where my grandfather was all his life. "That's great, I'd like to ask you about it, brother. We have three teenagers here who have become famous in recent years?" "What? teenagers...... Fame...... Oops, not to mention juvenile fame, even old age fame has never heard of it. "That's not right. Didn't there be a teenager who stopped a frightened horse a few years ago?" "Oh, that little fool?" "Ah, a fool?" "Just that stupid boy, let alone a frightened horse, even if the thunder strikes his head, he doesn't even bother to move." "Didn't there be a young man back then? A few ruffians tried to rob me, or he came out to do chivalrous righteousness, and the ruffian leader was frightened and fainted at that time. "Oh...... Hey, that kid was already suffering from a heart disease, and the doctor told him to stop drinking for years, but the ruffian just wouldn't listen. It's also your luck, that day happened to be the time when a heart attack killed that kid. The young man you are talking about is just a passing child, running around, but he just happened to be inserted between the two of you. I heard that the child was sick when he went back, and he finished playing not long after. "Then let me ask my brother again, is there a connoisseur here who appraises antiquities?" "Antiquities connoisseur?" "Yes, isn't there an ancient monument in this place?" "Ancient monument?" "Did you often have a child ...... in front of that thing?" "Ah...... I remembered that the kid was out of luck. I'll take you there. ”