Chapter 1 Stinky Boy Don't Run (New Book Collection)
After dinner, the moon climbed up the treetops, and the whole land was quiet, and the mountain people of Tianshan Village had just finished dinner, and they gathered together to chat, when they suddenly heard an angry and deplorable voice.
"Stinky boy, don't run, the old lady has to pick your skin and pull your tendons. "A woman in her thirties, with her hair still a little wet, wrapped in a washed and whitish indigo coarse cloth dress, with a bald broom in her hand, was chasing a boy of about ten years old, and the broom in her hand was raised and raised, as if it would be able to hit him in this way. The boy had short uneven hair, and I don't know who cut it, like a dog had gnawed it, and he was very thin, and he ran and jumped like a monkey.
"Widow Zhang, I just want to go to your house to borrow an egg to eat, I don't want to see you take a bath, it's dark, I only see a piece of white flowers, and I don't see anything else. Hey, stop chasing, I really didn't see it. The young man said with a smile while running, before he reached the period of voice change, his voice was brittle, and he could hear it from afar, and if he wanted to run at his speed, he would have run away long ago, and deliberately let Widow Zhang follow, and brought her to the mountain people who were chatting in twos and threes, because he didn't have to be chased anymore when he got here.
"Haha, Widow Zhang, let Wan Xiaotian, this little chick, take a look, or have you made a big bargain, besides, it's not the first time you've been seen, do you say yes", a mountain man shook a pu fan, shirtless, and laughed loudly at Widow Zhang.
The mountain people laughed and found a more interesting topic.
At this point, Widow Zhang didn't chase anymore, holding a bald broom, panting, sweating, the clothes on her body could not be tied, and the white flowers on her chest were almost not wrapped, and the mountain people chatting were suddenly attracted by this white flower.
Feeling the naked eyes of the mountain people, Widow Zhang raised her head proudly and slowly tidied up her clothes with her hands, and said: "So it's also true, how old is the stinky boy, even if you look at it, you can't do anything", and she giggled after speaking.
"It's just, didn't you just take a look, and chased me for half a street. Wan Xiaotian had a bad smile on his face, and there was still a little mud on his face, and he could vaguely see that he was a handsome teenager in the moonlight, but that bad smile made people feel that he didn't feel like a good boy.
"There's no ghost in your heart, then what are you running to? Can the old lady still eat you?" Widow Zhang shouted at Wan Xiaotian, and laughed first when she said the last sentence, "You won't be afraid of being eaten by the old lady, right?" Widow Zhang laughed to herself as if she had found something happy about this.
Wan Xiaotian's face was black, "Widow Zhang, you are really a vegetarian, how old am I, you are worried about me." Thankfully, I was able to run fast. ”
"Haha, Xiaotian, you should stand still, let Widow Zhang eat you in one bite, you all take advantage, no one will suffer, how good", the mountain people were amused by the words of the two, and the laughter echoed in the sky above the mountain village.
"Cut, the hair hasn't grown, the old lady is rare?" Widow Zhang stroked her long hair, which was still a little wet, and glanced at the mountain people charmingly, so that the mountain people suddenly made a few swallowing sounds, Widow Zhang smiled proudly, and said to several women, "Look at your family, don't climb into the wrong bed." Giggle", after saying that, he walked away with a broom twisting and twisting.
The mountain people were shocked by Widow Zhang's coquettishness, and there were really women who dragged their men home. "Xiaotian, will you not be able to sleep when you go back?" haha", it was cold at night in the mountains, and everyone went to bed early. There was no excitement, and the mountain people dispersed, and before leaving, they didn't forget to laugh at Wan Xiaotian.
"Hehe, Uncle Erdan, when I can't sleep, I'll go to your house to talk to my second sister-in-law. You're going to have to keep your eyes open", Wan Xiaotian shot back with a ruffian look, and laughed out loud after speaking.
Uncle Erdan raised his left foot and was about to take off the straw sandals, which was intended to give Wan Xiaotian to eat the soles. Wan Xiaotian ran away in the smoke, laughing as he ran, like a magic sound floating in the night sky of Tianshan Village.
"Hey, this Wan Da Nian is also unlucky, when I picked up Wan Xiaotian back then, I said that you are not good at pleasing a wife with a child, this is not really fulfilled. If you can't please your wife, you can't ask for it, finally someone is going to retire and send it to the end, this Wan Xiaotian is about to pull it up, but Wan Danian is dead, it's really unlucky. A villager chatted in front of the black light, lamenting that Wan Danian was not blessed, and regretted that Wan Xiaotian had no one to take it, and they were all crooked.
Wan Danian has been a bachelor for more than 40 years, and in the end he failed to marry a daughter-in-law until he died. Wan Xiaotian was picked up by him, and he has been raised as his own son, but there is no woman in the family, and he has never raised a child, and the education of Wan Xiaotian is a sheep-herding style, and as a result, Wan Xiaotian has become a foolish character. Wan Da went into the mountains to collect medicine and fell to his death the year before that, leaving Wan Xiaotian alone, and there was no source of income, at the beginning, everyone also helped him, but later found that Wan Xiaotian's food was too large, so that everyone did not dare to let him go to eat at home anymore. So he had to eat it secretly. Which family has fewer eggs, either eaten by weasels or eaten by Wan Xiaotian, there is no third possibility, so Wan Xiaotian has no good reputation in the village, but in the end he is still a child, everyone shouted a few words and passed, and no one really took it seriously.
Wan Xiaotian is ten years old this year, almost to the age when he should go into the mountains to learn hunting, the village chief also scratched his head about this, half a year has passed, and he has not decided who will take him to learn to hunt. No one wants to take him into the mountains, he is too restless, he is afraid of responsibility, and he can eat so much, so half a year has passed, Wan Xiaotian is still jumping up and down with a group of little fart children, so if there are fewer chickens and ducks or less chickens and duck eggs in the small mountain village, he will suspect Wan Xiaotian, in fact, since Wan Xiaotian ran faster than a rabbit, he caught rabbits or pheasants by himself and ate them, and eating an egg was just a tooth sacrifice. But the reputation fell, and it was difficult to change it for a while.
Wan Xiaotian came home, took off the short body with holes, fetched a bucket of water from the well, poured it directly on his body, regarded it as a bath, wiped it indiscriminately, and lay down on the mat with satisfaction.
Although the light was blind, but the moonlight came through the window, and he could still see that the house was a little messy, Wan Xiaotian sighed: "The old man is right, this family still has to have a woman to be considered a home, look at this mess." I can't be a single man for the rest of my life like an old man", and remembered that the village had all the wealth, and married three daughters-in-law, but none of the old men of his family were married, and he had to be rich to marry his daughter-in-law, who made his old man have no money. Shaking his head, not thinking about these messy things, "Widow Zhang's eggs are finished, let's find food by myself tomorrow." Ha", yawned, and then fell asleep.