In a blink of an eye, it was the day of Nuwa's birthday, the Son of Heaven took the chariot, accompanied by hundreds of civil and military officials, and went to the Nuwa Temple to enter the incense, all the etiquette was complete, only when the king of the Xuan entered the incense, a gust of wind suddenly blew, and the silk that originally covered the clay statue of Nuwa in the temple was blown up, revealing the jade face of Nuwa. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I don't know why, the king of Xuan was immediately attracted when he saw the clay statue of Nuwa, and couldn't help but be fascinated, and he was obscene, when the person who ordered him to take the pen and ink and inscribe a poem on the wall:

Fengluanbao's tent scene is very, full of mud and gold makeup;

The distant mountains are flying emerald color, and the dancing sleeves reflect the glow dress.

The pear blossom is delicate with rain, and the peony cage is smoky and charming;

But he has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle.

As soon as this poem came out, the civil and military officials were taken aback, and Prime Minister Shang Rong hurriedly persuaded: "Nuwa Niangniang is the mother of the human race, you must not be insulted, please ask the king to confess to Nuwa Niangniang." ”

The king snorted coldly: "The widow just saw Nuwa Niangniang's peerless phoenix appearance, so he praised the poem, how could he mean it, the prime minister doesn't need to say much, step down." ”

Shang Rong had no choice but to retreat aside, and the other civil and military officials were afraid of the majesty of the king.

After the incense was completed, the king of Zhou led the civil and military ministers to leave the Nuwa Temple and walked out, Shang Rong secretly instructed an official to stay, and ordered him to let the obscene poems mentioned by the king be washed away, and he continued to follow the king of Zhou.

The king got into the chariot and was about to leave, but he saw that there was another temple next to the Nuwa Temple, which was not much worse than the Nuwa Temple, so he asked: "Which kind of immortal temple is this, dare to be side by side with Nuwa Niangniang." ”

Shang Rong under the chariot continued: "This is the Holy Father Temple, and the tribute is the Holy Father Fuxi, but the Holy Father reincarnated the human race, taught the human race all kinds of skills, and was respected as the Holy Emperor, but in order to show the heart of my human race, this Holy Father Temple still cannot be preserved." ”

The king asked casually, didn't think much about it, and left after getting the answer, but he didn't know that there was a pair of eyes staring at him in the temple.

Regardless of the departing king, another thing happened in the Nuwa Temple at this time, the official who stayed in the Nuwa Temple took clean water and wiped the obscene poems on the wall, after leaving, a faint golden light flashed in the quiet Wa Palace, and the Zhun Ti Taoist holding the Seven Treasures Miao Tree appeared in the center of the temple, and with a wave of his hand, the obscene poems that had been erased appeared again, Zhun Ti nodded with satisfaction, and chuckled: "I don't know how angry Nuwa will be when she sees this obscene poem." ”

"I don't know how angry Nuwa is, but I know you're going to be unlucky today. A voice rang out.

Zhun Ti was shocked into a cold sweat by the voice behind him, and quickly turned around, but saw that Fu Xi was already standing there at some point. The Zhun Tidao man's brain teaser was in a hurry, and he chuckled: "I don't know when the Fuxi Holy Emperor will arrive?" ”

"I've been here for a long time, and I've been staying in my Holy Father's Temple, but I just saw that you Zhun Ti Daoist came here secretly, and I was a little curious, so I didn't show up, I didn't expect that your Zun Ti Saint would do such a shameless thing. ”

Zhun Ti's old face turned red, and at the same time secretly scolded himself for being careless, failing to go to the Holy Father's Temple to check it in advance, and said with a dry smile: "The Holy Emperor misunderstood, he didn't write obscene poems, and he didn't teach the saints, I just didn't want Nuwa Niangniang to be blinded." ”

"Then what's going on with the spell on the king's body? That kind of spell effect can infinitely amplify all kinds of negative emotions of the king of the ring, including ****, right, and you cast an illusion on the clay statue of Nuwa just now, right, otherwise the king of the king would not have lustful feelings just by relying on the clay statue. Fu Xi said and turned his head to look at the clay statue, to be honest, although the craftsmanship of this clay statue is good, but the clay statue is a clay statue, and the appearance shown is very abstract, how can it make people desire, so the only possibility is that the quasi-Tidao people confused the king with an illusion.

The quasi-Taoist said coldly: "This seat is just passing through here to see the king of Xuan come to the incense to celebrate his birthday and have a look at it, as for this obscene poem, it has nothing to do with me, I have seen it, and now it is time to leave." ”

"If you want to leave, it's not so easy. Fu Xi sneered and looked at Zhun Ti with an unkind face.

The quasi-Daoist put the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree in his hand horizontally, stared at Fuxi and said, "Why does the Fuxi Holy Emperor still want to stop it." ”

"I'll have to ask if I want to stop it or not. Fu Xi said and walked to the statue of Nuwa, snapped his fingers, and shouted in his throat: "Sister, wake up, someone has written you a love letter." ”

As soon as Fu Xi's words fell, a strange fluctuation came from outside the sky, burrowing into the mud statue, and the power of the incense in the Nuwa temple also poured into the Nuwa mud statue, and the clay statue began to change, with long black hair, a white and smooth face, and a gorgeous palace dress, a living Nuwa walked down gently, showing her noble temperament, but Nuwa's next actions destroyed this temperament.

Nuwa was first attracted by the obscene poems on the wall, but after reading them, she suddenly burst out laughing and exclaimed: "The old lady is really naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, even a clay statue can fascinate people." ”

Fu Xi and Zhun Ti next to him both had black lines on their heads, Zhun Ti only felt that his brain was dizzy, you Nuwa dignified saint, the Holy Mother of the Human Race, and the Lord of Ten Thousand Demons, were teased by an ordinary human emperor, aren't you angry, shouldn't you skin him and remove his bones, and break his corpse to get back face, but now you look elated. Zhun Ti is just a little better to be confused, but Fu Xi regrets that his intestines are green, why did he instill those crooked theories in Nuwa in the first place, why no one is flirting because she is not beautiful enough, she can't receive love letters because she has a poor temperament, and she can't attract men because her breasts are too small...... , Now it's a big shame, do you want to kill people and kill your mouth, Fu Xi couldn't help but glance at the quasi-Daoist next to him when he thought of this.

Fu Xi shook his head, drove out the idea of extinguishing his mouth, looked at Nuwa, who was still laughing there, and said weakly: "That, in fact, the king wrote that poem because he was confused by the illusion of Zhun Ti Daoyou. ”

"Ga ......" Nuwa seemed to be suddenly choked by the neck, her laughter stopped, and she turned her head to look at Fuxi and Zhun Ti, her face turned from white to red, and then from red to black, and her expression became extremely terrifying.

Nuwa gritted her teeth and asked to Fu Xi: "The old lady has been calculated, do you still have the side to watch the excitement and look for death?"

"Cough, cough ......" Fu Xi coughed a few times before saying: "Didn't I want to ask your opinion first, anyway, people are here, they can't run, don't be angry, I'll beat him up now and can't take care of himself, help you get angry." ”

Fu Xi took out the stick and prepared to make a move as he spoke, and the quasi-Daoist did not show weakness, and the Qibao Miaoshu in his hand tightened, ready to face the battle.

"Enough. Nuwa interrupted Fu Xi with a loud shout, Zhun Ti's momentum, "Is the old lady the kind of person who likes to fight and kill, we are civilized people, so we naturally want to use civilized methods to solve problems." ”

Fu Xi asked tentatively: "Then what do you mean......"

"Didn't you use the river map and Luo Shu to calculate the fortune of the Western Sect, the Western Sect will get three thousand Hongchen guests in this catastrophe and be prosperous, since you are allowed to calculate me once, then we will also pay tribute to them for the Western Religion once, let the three thousand Hongchen guests make a half, let him reduce the thousand five. ”

On the one hand, he was shocked by Fu Xi's ability to calculate far beyond the sage, and he knew that Zhun Ti, who led the two to join forces, and spent energy to deduce the opportunity for the great prosperity of the Western Sect, so he naturally knew about the matter of the three thousand Hongchen Guest, but on the other hand, he was shocked that Nuwa wanted to prevent the Western Sect from cultivating the Three Thousand Hongchen Guest, and halved the number. This time Zhun Ti is in a hurry, all along, the revitalization of the West, overpowering the Sanqing is the obsession of the people of Zhun Ti Dao, finally had this opportunity, and with the senior brother for many years, if it is because of his own destruction, then Zhun Ti is afraid that he will always live in regret.

Zhun Ti took a deep breath to calm himself down, and said: "Today's matter is Zhun Ti's fault, here to confess to Nuwa, and ask Niang Niang to forgive you." ”

Nuwa was unforgiving, and shouted in her mouth: "Admit your mistake and it's over, how can there be such a cheap thing." ”

Zhun Ti thought about it for a while, gritted his teeth and said: "Nuwa Niangniang has any requirements, don't say it directly, Zhun Ti should do his best to complete it." (To be continued.) )