Chapter 530: Just for the Buddha Statue
He Tianba stepped back slightly, and said to the leading monk: "I will never return the Buddha statue." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoToday, it seems inevitable that we will fight each other. If you don't live, according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, we should be one-on-one. I don't know who of you will go first. ”
The leading monk said: "There is no order, it must be eighteen of us to deal with you." It is not bad to spread the rules of the rivers and lakes, we are eighteen bronze people, and there are eighteen people to deal with one person, and eighteen people to deal with a hundred, and there is nothing wrong with it. ”
He Tianba was unconvinced and said: "You bald donkey, I'm sorry for your identity as a monk." At the earliest, when I brought more than 100 people to find the abbot, your whole temple was dispatched, and there were more than 100 people, including your eighteen bronze people. Why didn't you say that only eighteen people were allowed to go up at that time? But the ones I admire the most are those demon slaying monks, I almost set fire to the temple that time, and they still don't join this battle. ”
The leading monk said to He Tian: "At this time and that time, things in the world have causes and effects. There are some Buddhist Zen machines that you will never understand. Today, eighteen of us will beat you, and there will be a reason for us to beat you today, and it will be necessary for the whole temple to go out that day. Don't say anything superfluous, let's fight. ”
He Tianba said again: "Wait a minute, I want to see Master Sober before I die, and I have something to ask him." ”
He panicked at this moment, and told the truth in his heart, and he had already used the word dying, obviously he knew that he couldn't beat these eighteen bronze people.
The leading monk clasped his hands together and said, "Donor, why are you so obsessed, what does it make if you see it or not?" Life is originally about a fate, you can't see him today, it proves that the fate between you is indeed over, then don't force it anymore, you can rest assured and let us send you on the road. ”
The leading monk did not shy away from telling the truth, using the word "on the road".
He Tianba said eagerly: "There is a big difference between seeing and not seeing, I can see through, none of you monks are gentlemen, except for the sober master, if I see him, he is merciful, help me say a few words, I have a chance to survive, if I don't see him, I will probably be beaten to death by your group of hooligans wearing monk's robes." ”
The leading monk was already very impatient, and waved the wooden stick in his hand to the side for a while, then stood back, and with a "bang", the wooden stick was heavily erected on the ground.
Han Zhen felt that the leading monk obviously had a tendency to hit people with itchy hands, this is another good show, He Tianba's skills are also good, he will not be so easy to be killed by them for a while and a half, it is estimated that the two sides will have to fight for more than a hundred or ten rounds.
He Tianba held the leading monk's stick in one hand, and said conditionally: "Otherwise, don't use sticks, let's fight with our bare hands, so it's fair." ”
The leading monk shook his head, where would he agree to his conditions.
He Tianba said again: "Eighteen people are too many, otherwise it's eight, eight beat me one, if I win, our previous affairs will be written off." Eight can't do it, it's just nine, what do you think, master?"
Han Zhen thought that this was not to buy vegetables in the vegetable market, and he also bargained for eight or nine.
The leading monk waved his hand, and the monks immediately changed their pace to form a formation, surrounding He Tianba alone.
He Tianba shouted to the leading monk: "What is this going on, everyone said that it was a martial arts competition, but you surrounded me, just like the eagle dogs of the imperial court rounding up the heroes of the green forest." My people are watching from the side, and if I die, today's events will definitely be spread to the rivers and lakes. If you have the ability, let's compete in the open, you all step back and re-form the formation, and I will have the time and opportunity to perform my martial arts moves. ”
Seeing that what he said was also reasonable, the leading monk was not easy to refute his meaning, so he waved his stick and commanded the monks to retreat farther away, leaving a large open space in the middle.
The leading monk said to He Tianba: "How about it, this is enough for you to perform your magic skills." Are you ready, we're going to start subduing demons and eliminating evil for the people. ”
Seeing that He Tianba didn't speak, the leading monk took a stick and posed and said: "Today's competition between us is not a fight for bravery, nor is it for the personal grievances of both sides. Our monks are in order to support the righteous path of martial arts and fight for the common people in the world, and today's battle is willing whether both sides are killed or injured. ”
Han Zhen felt that the slogan shouted by this monk was indeed a bit hypocritical, in the final analysis, it was a thief who stole your things, and you should join forces to fight this thief. What do you do when you say you are so great, and it's not a TV series to act as a hero.
He Tianba waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute, if I am killed, I will definitely not be willing." This contest is inherently unfair. It doesn't matter if there are more of you and there are fewer people, the formation has already been formed before the fight starts. For the sake of fairness, you should break up the formation, and everyone should stand in different positions and move away from me. You'll come back to me when I start to do it. ”
The leading monk hesitated a little, secretly thinking that in this case, the chances of his group defeating He Tianba would be a little lower. He categorically refused He Tianba's request immediately, smashed the stick to the ground with a "pass", and then shouted, and the monks did the same as him.
The sound of "all knock knock" came, and more than a dozen sticks hit it, breaking the floor a lot. It can be seen that the depth of their kung fu should not be underestimated.
Han Zhen stepped forward to look at the broken floor, and said in distress: "I found that you ancients, especially these martial arts practitioners, like to do the most is to destroy buildings indiscriminately, and how good the floor is, it will be smashed by these people in a few clicks. Is the Shaolin Temple rich, so extravagant. ”
The leading monk said to Han Zhen: "You don't have to worry about this, little donor, after He Tianba's donor dies, we will immediately find craftsmen to repair everything here." ”
Han Zhen smiled and said: "I know, the craftsmen I found helped you repair the damaged temple, I guess they don't dare to ask you for money, if they dare to collect money, you will get eighteen to come out and compete with them." If the number of craftsmen exceeds eighteen, you will bring more monks, and even if there are more than a hundred monks, you will say that this is also eighteen bronze figures, but it is a fattening and thickening duplex structure. ”
The leading monk shook his head and said, "What did you say about this little benefactor, how could we be short of the craftsman's money?" We will definitely give as much as we should give, otherwise the Buddha will blame us and ruin our practice. ”
Han Zhen immediately said: "I know the routine of you bald liars, the wages can be given to those craftsmen, but before they leave the temple, you will definitely ask people to return the silver to you in the form of alms, otherwise you will not be allowed to leave." ”
Originally, Han Zhen was just joking like this, but who knew that it was crooked, and the leading monk said: "What you said is what happened before, and we will definitely not be like that in the future." That situation was only due to the lack of silver taels when the temple was first built......"
Han Zhen thought that these fake monks really did this kind of thing, looking at their sanctimonious appearances, they were just robbers with shaved heads.
The leading monk suddenly said to He Tianba: "Master He, there is something I want to ask for your opinion, whether to choose cremation or burial after you die. If it is cremated, I can consider putting your ashes with the relics in our temple. ”
This kind of words came out of his mouth, but it gave people a gentle feeling, a warm smell of taking care of relatives and acquaintances. But these words were originally cruel words that the killer said to scare people before killing.
He Tianba looked at these monks and asked the leading monk tentatively: "Master, if I am willing to take out the Buddha statue now and give another hundred taels of silver to your temple, can you consider letting me go?" ”
The leading monk's attitude immediately changed, and he said in a soft voice: "Young man, it's rare for you to think like this, as the saying goes, the sea of bitterness is boundless, and the shore is the back." As long as you get back what you shouldn't have taken, everything is negotiable. ”
He Tianba looked around and said, "Okay, isn't it just a Buddha statue, I will return you." Let a way out, and I'll go back and get it. ”
The leading monk naturally didn't believe it, and said: "It's easy to say, what if you go and don't come back." ”
He Tian said domineeringly: "This is the simplest, you can send someone out, and then follow me to the house." ”
The leading monk pondered in his heart, if this person followed him, and it was his place over there, he was afraid that he would suffer.
Seeing that he was a little hesitant, He Tianba said, "Master, you don't want to let all of you eighteen people go together. ”
Han Zhen also felt more and more funny, and said to the leading monk: "That looks like you monks are collecting accounts in a group." ”
The leading monk said again: "Master He, the bronze statue was carried away by you, how did you bring it back." If our men carry it, should you add another fifty taels of silver? ”
Han Zhen thought, such expensive porters, these fake monks are proficient in all types of work.
He Batian happily agreed: "Okay, fifty taels is fifty taels, let's go now." ”
At this time, a small monk behind the leading monk leaned into his ear and asked, "Master, the other party has a large number of people, and we have gone to their territory, we are afraid that the eighteen of us are not enough." Otherwise, let's let the whole temple go out together. ”
The leading monk didn't think so, but he felt that in this case, he would have become a gangster fighting in the market, and he would not look like a monk at all, if the people knew about it, he was afraid that the incense of this temple would be broken in the future.
While he was thinking and hesitating, a little monk shouted: "Oh no, the surname He has run away, let's hurry up and chase it." ”
The leading monk said angrily: "This villain, I have long known that he is a shameless person who does not speak of trust. ”