Chapter 139: Wu Song's Spell

Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, Wu Dalang, and Ximen Qing all felt that the world was spinning, drooling, and fell to the ground all at once.

Sun Erniang smiled and said: "It's up! You are like a ghost, you have eaten the old lady's footwashing water!

She kicked Ximen Qing in the face, took out a hundred taels of silver from him, and ordered the man to pull him into the slaughterhouse.

At this time, Zhang Qing came back, and saw that the table in the tavern moved slightly, so he asked, "Erniang, is there a deal today?"

"Yes, I caught a fat sheep, I had a hundred taels of silver on him, and there were three dukes, but one of them was very strange, he was less than four feet long, and he didn't necessarily have any ability, how could he be a duke, but this man was honest, and when he thought of Brother Wu Song's words, he didn't want to kill him. ”

"Less than four feet?" Zhang Qing said in a deep voice: "I heard Brother Wu Songxian say that he has a big brother, called Wu Da, who is also extremely short, is it such a coincidence?"

"Hey, how could it be, Brother Wu Dalang sells baked cakes in Yanggu County, he is an honest man, how can he go far away. Although Sun Erniang said so, she also went in with Zhang Qing to have a look.

Zhang Qing looked at Wu Dalang and said, "Erniang, look, is this man's eyebrows a little similar to Wu Songxian's brother?"

"Big brother said it, and I realized that it seemed to be the same. Sun Erniang hurriedly asked people to bring water to wake up Wu Dalang, Wu Dalang stretched his waist, rubbed his eyes, and said ignorantly: "This wine is really powerful, a bowl will get drunk." ”

"Haha, big brother, the wine of the trumpet is famous for pouring a bowl. Zhang Qing smiled: "Dare to ask where the eldest brother is from, Gao's surname?"

Wu Dalang did not doubt him, and said honestly: "The villain is from Qinghe County, doing business in Yanggu County, and he wants to go to Dongping Mansion, his name is Wu Da, and everyone calls me Wu Dalang!"

Zhang Qingxi said: "Does my brother have a sibling?"

"How do you know?" Wu Da Langqi said: "My brother is amazing, he is a tiger on Jingyang Gang, a thief in Leopard Head Mountain, and Wu Song in Yanggu County!"

"Oh, brother, please bow down to my little brother!"

Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang immediately knelt down, so frightened that Wu Dalang also knelt down and returned the salute.

"Who are the two of you, and how do you recognize the villain?"

"Brother, the younger brother's name is Zhang Qing, known as 'Caiyuanzi', this is my wife, called Sun Erniang, known as 'Dominatrix', she and Brother Wu Song are sworn sisters and brothers, so who are you not our brother?"

Wu Dalang was also very happy when he heard it, he pointed to Zhang Long and the other three and said with a smile: "Hehe, they are really, they don't sleep in the bed, but they sleep on the table." ”

Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, Sun Erniang saluted and said: "Brother, the slave family said, don't be afraid, I am here in a murderous workshop, I just heard the bird thief's words and teasing, so I moved to kill, but seeing that my brother was modest, I told my eldest brother, he said that you may be the elder brother of Wu Songxian, fortunately verify, otherwise it will be a big mistake." ”

When Wu Dalang heard this, he trembled with fright, he tried his best to keep his composure, and asked, "Where is my second brother?"

"Brother Wu Songxian has already left, and it is estimated that he will be in Tokyo soon. ”

Besides, Wu Song, he lived in Zhang Qing and his wife for three days, passed on all the tips for using double knives to Sun Erniang, and advised her not to kill people indiscriminately in the future, Sun Erniang just smiled, did not agree or did not agree, just thought: "What does it mean to be a person who is afraid of his hands and feet, anyway, I don't kill people indiscriminately, but if I really kill the wrong person, there is no way." ”

On this day, Wu Song was leaving, Sun Erniang was refreshing, and she didn't keep it, she set up a banquet with Zhang Qing and the two, drank a lot, and sent the three of them out, all the way to ten miles.

Sun Erniang took out three pairs of eight pairs of bast shoes, and said with a smile: "This is what I made, the handiwork is shallow, don't dislike it." ”

Wu Song and the three thanked him, and Zhang Qing sent a cooked goose again, and said with a smile: "Sending you a thousand miles must be goodbye in the end, I hope that Brother Xian will return as soon as possible, and then drink here!"

Saying goodbye to Zhang Qing and his wife, Wu Song led Yang Shu and Su Quan, picked a congratulatory gift, and continued to walk towards Tokyo, the three of them ate the cooked goose, Wu Song took out the shoes and looked at them, and said with a smile: "My sister, who seems to be rude, actually understands female workers, you see, these shoes are really good!"

After walking for a few more days, Yang Shu said: "Dutou, we have arrived in Tokyo, and we only need to walk for two more days to arrive." ”

Wu Song was very happy to hear this, and saw that the mountains and rivers here were beautiful, the mountain shadows were deep, and the Huaiyin was fading. In the suburbs of green poplars, birds and birds return to the forest, and in the red apricot village, cattle and sheep are seen in the circle. The sunset brings smoke and blue fog, and the broken glow reflects the water and scatters red light. The fishing boats by the stream moved to the boat, and the village children in the wild crossed the calves and returned.

He stopped, admired it for more than an hour, admired it very much, and suddenly was stunned in his heart, and exclaimed: "Oh, I only care about enjoying the beautiful scenery, but I forgot to hurry, how can I get to the inn in front before dark?"

"Dutou is relieved!" Yang Shu said with a smile: "The villain knows that there is a manor thirty or twenty miles ahead, and he sees Dutou Yaxing, so he doesn't remind him, if there is no place to spend the night in front, he would have opened his mouth a long time ago." ”

"Haha, that's very good, go to the manor, give the rent and food money, you should take it in. ”

Walked ten miles of road, is the countryside, walked nearly twenty miles, crossed a board bridge, saw a cluster of red glow in the distance, among the trees, flashed a village, the back of the village overlapped, are all chaotic mountains.

"Hey, the villain hasn't walked this road for three or two years, and he's gone in the wrong direction. Yang Shu said apologetically.

Wu Songqi said: "Isn't there a village courtyard in front, what's wrong?"

"You see, the sun is sinking in the west, and the villagers are driving the cattle and sheep into the courtyard, and this is the back door. Yang Shu said with a smile.

"It doesn't matter if he has the front door or the back door, find a banker and ask him to report to the owner. ”

Wu Song was hungry and thirsty, strode forward, saw a villager, and saluted: "Hello eldest brother, our three brothers missed the inn because of greed, and want to borrow your village to stay overnight, tomorrow morning." ”

Zhuang Ke said: "I have something to do tonight in the village, and I can't rest." ”

Wu Song was unhappy when he heard what he said, but he suppressed his anger and still said respectfully: "Big brother, as the saying goes, people who are in a hurry will not carry a house on their backs, so you can find a place for us to live indiscriminately, and the rent and food money will be provided tomorrow." ”

"Wu Na man, how unreasonable, who is rare with your few taels of silver, hurry up and leave!"

Zhuang Ke was a little unhappy, but Wu Song laughed instead, and scolded in his heart: "You are really angry, forgive you for being a sheep herder, and you don't have much silver, but you can't even say that a few taels of silver are rare." ”

Yang Shu and Su Quan also came over to ask, and at this moment, a housekeeper came out of it and asked, "What are you arguing about?"

"These three people said that they wanted to spend the night, and they also said that they could pay the rent, but today there was something in the village, so I let them go, and they didn't want to go, so they were entangled here. ”

When Wu Song heard this, he felt that this Zhuang Ke did not exaggerate his complaint, and the housekeeper came over and asked, "Who are you?"

"Don't hide it from the old man, the villain is the head of Yanggu County, and he was ordered by the county magistrate to go to Tokyo to do business, and he missed the inn. ”

The housekeeper looked Wu Song up and down, seeing that he looked majestic, with a righteous face, but he was a man, so he saluted and said: "It turned out to be the official master, you also heard it, Xiaozhuang has something to do today, you can stay overnight, just to be wronged and sleep in the backyard shepherd's room, I don't know if you mind?"

It is better to have a house to live in than to sleep on the side of the mountain, Wu Song hurriedly saluted: "Thank you, uncle, you should provide the food money tomorrow." ”

"Hey, it's not me boasting, our Liu Taigong of Liujiazhuang respects the three treasures of Buddha and heaven, is very compassionate, often facilitates the coming and exit of merchants, does not charge a penny, if there is not something, the old man will definitely inform him, he will be well entertained. ”

The housekeeper took the three of them in and let the shepherd empty a room for them, the room was not very big, and they could smell the smell of sheep, Wu Song frowned, but there was nothing to be done.

After half an hour, the housekeeper brought the food, and Wu Song saw that it was very rich, a fat chicken, a cooked goose, a plate of mutton, a plate of beef, a pot of wine, and twenty big steamed buns.

He couldn't help but ask, "Butler, you serve a very rich meal to your guests, but why do you want us to stay in such a place?"

"Dare to ask the official master's surname?"

"I am from Qinghe County, my name is Wu Song, these two are Yang Shu and Su Quan. ”

The housekeeper hadn't heard of Wu Song's fame, so he just nodded and said, "Uncle Wu, don't you know, today is the marriage of the princess's daughter, so the villain went to the kitchen and took some wine and food for the evening banquet for you to enjoy." ”

"The customs here are really strange!" Wu Song was puzzled: "In our place, all marriages are happy and lively, even if they are beggars passing by, they will be invited in, eat a few pieces of meat, and drink two glasses of wine, but you don't want guests to mix....."

"The villain is close to Tokyo, and it's not a poor country, so the customs are naturally the same as everywhere. The housekeeper shook his head: "Hey, don't say this, see that you are also a straightforward person, lest you meddle in your affairs and lose your life." ”

"Uncle, since the villain has eaten your family's wine and food, he has to know about your family's affairs, but it doesn't hurt for you to say it, if Wu Song doesn't have the ability to take care of it, he will naturally ignore it!"

"Since you say so, I will tell you. The housekeeper was stubborn, so he said: "This is Liujiazhuang, the owner is Mrs. Liu, who is kind and charitable, to the age of forty-nine, only to get a thousand gold, naturally very pampered, now Miss is sixteen, looks Peugeot, Mrs. Liu is even more pampered, who knows, the sky will fall into a catastrophe." ”

"The place where Liujiazhuang is located is called Peach Blossom Mountain, there is a big king on the mountain, I heard that Miss Peugeot, so he brought a minion, entered the hall, entered the lady's boudoir, saw the appearance of the miss, very satisfied, said that tonight will come to marry, if there is an obstruction, then Liujiazhuang will kill a chicken and dog without staying, you say how Mrs. Liu still has the heart to entertain guests, if you are nosy, will it hurt your life. ”

"Uncle, let me ask you, does the thief have three heads and six arms?"

"You're really kidding, how can a person have three heads and six arms!"

"Well, that's fine, I'll take care of that thief for you tonight!"

"How do you cook?" said the butler nervously.

"Before the villain made the head, he had learned spells from the Taoist monks on the mountain, as long as you took me to the lady's room, I don't need to go in, I do it outside, and ensure that when the thief head gets there, he will automatically put down his evil thoughts and return to the mountain, and he will never bother. ”

"You're not lying to me, are you?" asked the butler.

Wu Song said formally: "What's the use of me lying to you!"

"Then Miss Old Decay has kowtowed to you. The housekeeper knelt down and kowtowed, Wu Song helped him up, and the housekeeper asked, "What magic weapon does the master need to do?"

"Just bring good wine and meat!"

The housekeeper went to do it immediately, and he didn't dare to tell Mrs. Liu, thinking that if he told the master after the matter was done, he would be appreciated, even if he didn't do it, he wouldn't be punished, and nothing happened to the lunch.

"Dutou, do you really know spells?" asked Su Quan.

Wu Song raised the eyebrow stick in his hand and smiled: "This is my spell!"