"Boom!" an explosion came from Yiyun's room. With a scream, he smashed through the wall behind him and fell into Ye Qingmei's room.

As he touched his head and cursed the damn message bag, he looked up and saw what was in front of him and immediately petrified.

I saw Ye Qingmei holding a ** and looking at him coldly, and holding the quilt with the other hand to cover Cha Lu**'s carcass.

The milk-like smooth thighs really made Yiyun's heart flutter and swallowed his saliva, as well as the half-wiped breasts that the quilt couldn't hide.

By the time he came back to his senses, Ye Qingmei had already put on the quilt and sat on the bed looking at him quietly.

"That's... Morning?" Yiyun smiled awkwardly. Ye Qingmei, who was supposed to be angry, replied with a flat face.

Then he stumbled off the quilt and went to wash.

Yiyun was startled, he turned his head to look at Ye Qingmei's lazy back, sweating profusely and shouted. "I'll explain in advance, I was bombarded here by the information bag, and I didn't mean to peek at it, ah, even if I peeked, I wouldn't let you find out, oh, I accidentally said what was in my heart..."

"Hmm. Ye Qingmei took the shampoo and wiped it on the toothbrush, and said casually. "I always feel like it's a hassle to get dressed. ”

"Huh?"

"It's so troublesome to be a policeman, it's so troublesome to get up, it's so troublesome to brush your teeth, ah, maybe it's troublesome to be alive..."

"Ahh He turned on the TV, and just turned to a certain channel, his eyes suddenly widened.

"Recently, a virus called 'Good Trouble' suddenly appeared in the city, and it has grown rapidly and is now infected by half of the city's population. ”

On TV, the director in a suit said with a solemn face. "If your family members wake up screaming 'troublesome' and brushing their teeth with shampoo as toothpaste, isolate them to avoid further spread of the virus!"

Yiyun's cheeks twitched, and he reluctantly turned his head to look, and found Ye Qingmei sitting cross-legged on the ground with the quilt draped, yawning from time to time. He was still holding his mobile phone in his hand and pressing it constantly.

"Hey, where did this rotten girl come from! I actually played in the living room, at least let me go back to the house and get dressed and play again!" Yiyun snatched the mobile phone from Ye Qingmei's hand and shouted. "It's time for breakfast, stop playing!"

"I'm annoyed with my mother. Ye Qingmei yawned and said in a daze. "At least wait until I'm done with this **. ”

"Don't let me into your wastewood life without permission, that's enough, the information bag has a monster prompt!" Yiyun shouted as he raised the information bag.

Ye Qingmei lazily put his hand into his chest and scratched it slowly. She said with a blank eye. "It's troublesome, it's troublesome to collect monsters, but it's really troublesome to talk, but it's troublesome not to speak, it's troublesome to not speak, it's troublesome to be troublesome, it's troublesome to be troublesome, it's troublesome..."

"What kind of 'trouble' maze are you into!" Yiyun rubbed his temples in pain, "Isn't that what a lady should do?" ”

"But it's so troublesome to be a lady, ah, it's not good, and it's so troublesome to speak. ”

"You're enough!" Yiyun roared as he snatched Ye Qingmei's phone. "I don't do homework, I don't do summer work, you have to understand my mother's mood, every girl has a period of restlessness, I understand it, but my mother hasn't spent it safely!"

"Ah, no, I don't feel like the girl has that restless period you said..."

"Shut up, what qualifications do you have to judge me if you take boys' adolescence as a miscellaneous person in estrus!"

"Sure enough, it's so troublesome to quarrel, it's so troublesome, I really want to make cheese bread. ”

Yiyun sighed, and he said as he picked up the information bag. "What's the point of that kind of orangutan speech? ”

"Ah, because I'm too troublesome, I thought of something casually"

"As a girl, the first thing I thought of was actually cheese bread? That kind of flashy thing, where is my Great Heavenly Empire's baked cakes? Is it the length? Sure enough, it's the reason for the length, right? Light eyebrows, the meaning of a man is not the length of the man, but the amount of energy!"

“... I don't understand what you're saying, ah, it's so troublesome to complain. ”

Yiyun opened the information bag, but he was stunned. Because there is a black hole in it that is slowly rotating.

"Hey, you're kidding me,!" he pouted, tugging at the bag. "There must be a limit to curiosity!"

The black hole spun rapidly, cracking open a few seconds after Yoshiyun opened the bag.

A half-human-high gap rose from the information bag and stood in front of the two of them.

It was more of a crack than a gap, for the air around it was filled with cobweb-like traces.

"Ahh Just as Yiyun was looking at it in disbelief, a girl in a snow-white shirt deftly jumped out of the crack.

She wore two vigorous ponytails, a sweet smile on her face, and a large 'right' character was depicted on the clothes on her chest.

"Hello. The girl opened her mouth, and a clear lark-like voice came out of Xiu's mouth.

"Huh?" Yiyun was confused, he pulled the corners of his mouth, thinking that the information bag has been too presumptuous recently, vibrating and exploding water and spitting out MP3s, what kind of trouble is it now?

"I'm here to invite you to the game. The girl smiled sweetly.

So Yiyun was even more confused.

"Oh our dark game!"

"I'm sorry, girl. Yiyun yawned and said. "I'm exhausted from taking care of a brain-dead girl now, and I'm afraid I can't add another secondary two patient, so you should go back and forth. ”

"Looks like you don't know anything yet. The girl smiled, and she said proudly. "My name is Right. ”

"Understood, Uchiha Itachi, right? Tsundere brother who deliberately pretended to be a bad guy to protect his brother, right?" "But the skills of the second secondary school are still lacking in heat, and it's just that the gender is different, at least give me a writing wheel eye contact lens, bastard!"

"Hey, it's the right direction!" the girl said unpleasantly. "And I'm not a second-class girl, okay?"

"Even if you go to junior high school, you are still in the second second, and if you have a child, you are also in the second second. Form 2 is a kind of creature, and it doesn't just refer to the second grade of middle school students, okay? As a secondary 2 species, you have been a conscious bastard for me to bear this name for a lifetime. Yiyun waved his hand to the right, and he walked over and pulled Ye Qingmei and said helplessly. "Eldest sister, can you put on your clothes first? There are outsiders here! It's still a dangerous middle two creature! She will make you a real yàn, she will definitely do it, and she will transform you into Kanjiuro!"

"Hey, don't say such rude words, what do you know about Kankuro!Is it judged that you are a dangerous person if you play with a puppet? Even if you have graffiti on your face, you will become a handsome guy when you wash your face!" yelled You.