The hurricane car slowly landed in a hidden mountain forest in the west of the city, and Song Youkang asked Uncle Zhang to drive the car into a more hidden cave, and then took out a few sets of old Baba's clothes from the space bag and distributed them to everyone. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at these clothes, Du Lisha was the first to feel uncomfortable, not only shabby, but also took away an unpleasant and rancid smell, how can she endure it if she is called a daughter?

What makes Du Lisha even more puzzled is where Song Youkang, a loser, got these things.

Not to mention Du Lisha, even Yuan Dajun was also forced to do so. The son of the richest man in the dignified Huaxia Administrative Region, how could he have such clothes that even he Yuan Dajun couldn't look down on?

Could it be that Song Youkang has a different hobby of collecting rags?

The strange old man was also puzzled, and he couldn't figure out what the young man in front of him was going to do.

Seeing that everyone was standing still with their clothes, Song Youkang urged: "I said, gentlemen, you should hurry up and change it, do you want to wait for the New Year?"

Du Lisha said angrily: "Song Youkang, what do you mean by this, even if you become a loser, do you still want to be a beggar?"

Song Youkang snapped his fingers and said: "My daughter-in-law is still smart, and she knows her husband's intentions at once, and she is worthy of being a family, so what!"

"You're a big-headed ghost!"

Du Lisha was almost angry, and drank coquettishly: "You have to play by yourself, Miss Ben doesn't have time to accompany you to go crazy!Uncle Zhang, please send me home." ”

Song Youkang sighed and said: "Daughter-in-law, my husband just praised you for being smart, why are you suddenly stupid again? ”

As he spoke, Song Youkang pulled Du Lisha aside and whispered, "Daughter-in-law, we're going to the monkey's house to see what kind of style his stepfather is." You say, if you don't dress in tatters, you can see your nature?"

"But ........."

Du Lisha pouted and said, "But it stinks so much on it, how can people wear it." ”

"Just bear with it, and go back and buy you dozens or hundreds of sets for your husband as compensation. ”

"Don't want it!" Du Lisha reluctantly changed into her coat and said, "Then you have an excuse to lose, so I won't give you a loophole." ”

Song Youkang smiled and said: "Okay, listen to your daughter-in-law, don't take advantage of loopholes, never take advantage of loopholes." ”

"That's pretty much it. Du Lisha finally found some sense of accomplishment, but Song Youkang's next words made Du Lisha even have the heart to kill.

Song Youkang turned around and whispered: "If you don't take advantage of the loophole, then drill the quilt." ”

If it weren't for the fact that the clothes hadn't been fully worn, Du Lisha would definitely not hesitate to give this loser a beating.

Yuan Dajun, Uncle Zhang, and the mysterious old man, seeing that Du Lisha had changed their clothes, they could only follow suit, although they didn't know what medicine Song Youkang sold in the gourd.

After everyone had changed, Song Youkang put the changed clothes into the space bag, and waved his big hand and said, "The monkey leads the way, the target, your home!"

"Howler, let's go!"

Yuan Dajun also waved his big hand, but as soon as he took two steps, he immediately stopped, and turned his head to look at Song Youkang: "What are you talking about?

"Your family, lead the way!" Song Youkang gave Yuan Dajun a wicked smile.

Yuan Dajun's head shook so fast: "No, no, no! There is no one in my family that you can lose, you must be mistaken, you must be." ”

"Monkey, Youkang is not mistaken, just go to your house, quickly lead the way. Du Lisha also smiled and urged.

At this moment, Yuan Dajun was in a hurry, looking at the appearance of the two small mouths, it shouldn't be a joke. No wonder they will let everyone change their clothes, it turns out to be such a surprise to themselves.

Yuan Dajun said with a straight face: "Youkang, it's really not good, you should know what I think in my heart." I've made it clear to you before, even now. ”

Song Youkang stretched out his hand and pointed to his changed torn clothes and said: "Stinky monkey, young master, my pants have been taken off, you just tell me this?

"it!"

Yuan Dajun also raised the decibels: "Song Youkang, you kid don't owe a beating, do you have my consent? Brother won't go today, you can kill or chop as you like!"

"Really?"

Song Youkang smiled and said, "Monkey, you are my good brother, how can I kill or chop it?" I just remember that when you first entered the Central Plains National High School, you fell into the ......."

"Stop, stop!" Yuan Dajun hurriedly stopped: "I'll lead the way, can't I lead the way?" But I'll tell you okay, you can't talk nonsense when you go. ”

"No problem. Song Youkang said very seriously.

Yuan Dajun had no choice but to lead the way, who let Song Youkang know about his ugly deeds? As long as they don't talk nonsense, there shouldn't be any big problems.

On the way, Du Lisha pulled Song Youkang aside and whispered, "Where did the monkey fall into?" Why is he so nervous? ”

"Want to know?" Song Youkang asked.

Du Lisha nodded again and again: "Yes, of course I think about it, say it quickly." ”

"Do you really want to know?"

"Really want to know!"

"Okay. Song Youkang said seriously: "On the first day of entering the country, the monkey accidentally fell into the toilet because he was too excited. ”

Du Lisha's face was unwavering: "I can also think of this, are you so afraid? ”

Song Youkang smiled, lowered his voice and said: "What's worse is that the monkey fell into the women's toilet......!

"Poof!"

Song Youkang wasn't finished yet, Du Lisha couldn't help laughing, and sprayed Song Youkang's face with saliva.

"Image, pay attention to the image!" Song Youkang wiped his wet face and said, "Where is this ladylike look? Is saliva sprayed like this? ”

Du Lisha tried her best not to laugh, this loser, I didn't expect it to be so humorous.

After a long time, Du Lisha spoke again: "Then wasn't the monkey going to be unlucky at that time......? Oops, let me laugh for a while. ”

"Out of breath!" Song Youkang said lightly: "I can't help it?" But I seem to be about to reach the point of laughter, I have to finish quickly. ”

"Actually, it's a little worse than you say. At that time, the lady happened to be on those days of the month, and she happened to be replaced. At the moment when the monkey fell, a red aunt's towel was pressed down...... Oops can't help it, hahaha!"

Du Lisha couldn't hold back for a while, her little waist bent with laughter, and she couldn't stand up for a long time.

Seeing the exaggerated laughter of these two small mouthfuls, Yuan Dajun knew that he had been betrayed by Song Youkang, and suddenly felt a chill in his back, and accelerated his pace and rushed forward, it was too embarrassing!

What Du Lisha didn't expect was that Song Youkang suddenly asked a question that was struck by lightning: "Daughter-in-law, what number are you every month?

After finishing speaking, Song ran away with Kangsa's legs. Du Lisha was stunned for two and a third seconds, and then Sa Yazi chased after her.

"Song Youkang, I'm going to kill you!"