Chapter 52 My treasure is in the depths of the sea
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"Damn, you vicious woman, you have the ability to face me head-on. What about your poison? You're using poison. ”
As Wei Suo shouted all the way, the group didn't bother to pay attention to him. Everyone found out that this guy was so powerful that he didn't stop all the way, and his ears were almost calloused.
Originally, Wei Suo had prepared a few classic scolding jokes, but when he looked up, the bazaar had arrived!
"Your sister, isn't this Tianjiao City huge, why did you arrive so quickly?"
Wei Suo scolded, hey, good guy. The entrance to this market reads - Chengbei Market.
This market is not only full of shops, but also people come and go. And in the center of a place, there is a high platform square, about 100 meters range. At first glance, it is used to announce government decrees, or to hold events, such as cutting Wei locks now.
Seeing Huang Qifa and his party coming over with Wei Suo, everyone immediately watched curiously, and a puppet in the late stage of foundation building wearing the clothes of a servant stepped forward and asked, "Who are you?"
Huang Qifa immediately took out the token respectfully and said: "I am from the Chengxi City Defense Department, I caught a thief, and I came to behead him to show the public, so as to shock the night." ”
Glancing at Huang Qifa's token, the puppet nodded and said, "Is there a document or a judgment order?"
Hearing the puppet servant ask this, Huang Qifa did not answer, but turned his head to look at Jiang Ruolan behind him. Jiang Ruolan immediately said lightly: "You give the token, and when the meeting is over, I will compensate you." ”
Since Jiang Ruolan was willing to reimburse, Huang Qifa was reluctant to hand over the token to the officials.
In this world, there is no way for ordinary people to get any position. Only if Huang Qifa took a shit luck and did a set of serial tasks, did he get a small position in the city defense department. And the token that was handed over, he was able to complete the reward with the great help of the door.
But then again, this woman is ruthless, just if she is unhappy, she will waste money and kill people to vent her anger. No, this son is the person named by Huaxian Pavilion to kill, so that's why he is engaged in such a big battle?
Huang Qifa, who couldn't figure it out, decided not to want to. Anyway, it's all about errands, so it doesn't matter.
And Wei Suo, who saw this scene, was depressed. Damn, you guys, you just got into the server earlier. And Nima has a position? It's basically a RMB player cheating!
"Brother System, I'm going to be beheaded, can you find a way to disperse my weak state?"
"There is a saying on your earth, called No zuo no die. In this life, you can get the inheritance of the Immortal Monarch system, and you have already used up the blessings, so don't do it in the next life. ”
"Your sister, my master is your host anyway, how can you want me to die like this?
"It's okay, you're dead, I'm just going to change hosts. As for my lord, I won't bother you. There are nine immortal monarch systems, and if you follow this little ghost, you will definitely be swallowed by other systems in the future. ”
"I'm rubbing, why are you so unconscionable? I've been friends for a long time...... Hey, you're talking back. ”
Wei Suo kept his mouth in his mind for a long time, but the system estimated that he was blocked again.
"It's this guy who killed the person who dominates the knife gate? It's a pity that Huang Qifa was caught and beheaded to show the public. ”
"What, a martial artist mortal can kill Tsuki?
"Don't stop killing, his avatar has been spread all over the major forces, and Huaxian Pavilion has named the person he wants to kill. ”
"Ah, the people of the Immortal Pavilion are going to kill him too, what did he do?"
"When Zhong Wuyan of the Badaomen went to collect the newcomers, he was blackened and blackened, obviously such a greedy guy met the people of Huaxian Pavilion, it must be the same, right?"
"Damn, doesn't he have a lot of spirit stones, or black jade?"
The onlookers were all poor cultivators, or martial artists and mortals like Wei Suo. In this small world, without the care of the sect, Lingshi and Moyu became their only discussion points.
Hearing this, Wei Suo, who was kneeling on the stage, immediately shouted: "They didn't get my money." I looted the belongings of several people in the Huaxian Pavilion, as well as a few female cultivators, who were robbed by me. Hey, hey, hey......"
Hearing Wei Suo say this, Huang Qifa was immediately stunned. This guy is really terrifying, no wonder Huaxian Pavilion wants to kill him by name, and he hasn't said the reason yet. It turns out that this son is so vicious?
And Jiang Ruolan on the side was also surprised, no wonder the people above didn't say the reason for killing this person, I didn't expect this guy to be so vicious!
"Do you want to know where my wealth is?"
Hearing Wei Suo's shouting, not only Huang Qifa and others, but even the onlookers who were eating melons at the scene all quieted down. In this small world, if you have money, you are the boss, and if you have money, you can buy good cultivation exercises and spiritual treasures, and even magic weapons. If you have money, you can change your fate, after all, everyone is Tianjiao or Tianjiao's heirs, and no one will think that their talent is poor.
In the spotlight of everyone, Wei Suo laughed madly, and those who didn't know thought he was crazy. When he had laughed enough, his facial expression began to become very serious and cold.
Even Jiang Ruolan on the side squinted her eyes and stared at him, seeing what moths he could make before he died?
"Do you want my treasure? I can give it all to you if you want. My treasure is in the depths of the sea!"
“......”
The crowd was speechless. And Wei Suo lowered his head and snickered with joy, my trick is handsome enough, right? This is a classic line, should two righteous men rob the law field or something?
"This guy's head is broken by the door, right?"
"I also think, where did the sea come from in this small world, this kid was really crazy before he died. ”
Wei Suo: "...... Nima, there is not even a sea in this broken place, and it is a mistake. ”
Seeing that the executioner began to sharpen his knife in the audience, Wei Suo was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted: "Actually, what I just said is just a mystery. If you think this riddle is too difficult to guess, I'll change it for you. ”
Seeing everyone's disdainful looks, Wei Suo hurriedly said: "In the world, there is a bird that has no legs. ”
It can only fly all the time, and when it is tired of flying, it sleeps in the wind, and this bird can only go down to the ground once in its life, and that time is when it dies. Of course, this kind of Wong Kar-wai's lines, Wei Suo disdains to say it.
I saw Wei Suo say in a low and indifferent voice: "This kind of bird, it has been working hard since it matured, and it will not end until it foams at the mouth every time, and the working environment is very difficult! Most of the time you have to wear a mask to work in the wet area, and occasionally it will be attacked by freezing or high temperatures." ”
"......" The whole scene was quiet, and there was a kind of speechlessness as if looking at Wei Suo as if he was mentally retarded.
"Hurry up, hurry up and kill this thief! Listening to him, I feel disgusted!"
Seeing that Jiang Ruolan hurriedly urged the executioner, Wei Suo was so frightened that he exclaimed: "Jiang Ruolan, do you know who I am?!"
Jiang Ruolan snorted coldly: "I don't care who you are? In this Tianjiao world, you are the head dragon, you have to wait for me to die!"
Wei Suo said bitterly: "It was an infinitely good sunny day, I sent a courier to the door of your house, you should have just finished bathing that day, and you didn't seem to be wearing dirty clothes, ah... What a wonderful day, the number seems to be RNG-41. ”
"Executioner, hurry up and behead this wingman for me, and I'll give you a 100 black jade red envelope to suppress the shock. ”
Hearing that Jiang Ruolan was willing to give benefits, the executioner who was in the Qi training period was immediately overjoyed. If a monk is placed in the outer mortal realm, he is the ancestor of the emperor. As a result, in this place, he could only get mixed into the position of a butcher, and there were many people rushing to do it.
The executioner came to the stage with a knife with a happy face, handed Wei Suo a bowl of water and wine, and said in an official tone: "Say, there is anything unfulfilled in your wishes, after speaking, you can go on the road after drinking this bowl of wine." ”
"If there is something unfulfilled, then I'll start with peeking under the teacher's skirt in kindergarten......" Wei Suo immediately began a long memoir and said.