Chapter 125: The Shocking Poetry That Shocked the Audience (Second Update)
Seeing that the eyes of everyone present looked over, Wei Suo was confused. Pen %fun %Ge www.biquge.info This Nima is too much, let me play the first one? This is deliberately messing with me, right?
Or, could it be that it was the *** that the master sang at the beginning, which shocked the group of deep mountain hermits in the Heavenly Dome Academy?
Forget it, anyway, now that I have named the master, I won't bother about this, so in the attention ceremony of everyone, Wei Suo walked out of the viewing platform calmly.
This time, the requirements are not high, as long as it is something that is made, it can make all the melon-eating people in the mountains and seas and seventeen clouds on the scene admit that it is a good work.
After Wei Suo knew about it, he suddenly felt that this was not simple, just a few poems from the earth, it could shock them not to want it. I'm afraid that if I become a writer, it's just around the corner, maybe I can still have a wave of fans in the strength circle? Hey, it's very comfortable.
"Whoever comes, please present the Heavenly Dome Order. ”
Hearing the words of the old man in the Confucian robe who presided over the middle of the stage, Wei Suo immediately took out the Heavenly Dome Token he got that day.
This token is carefully carved from blue jade, and the clouds are swirling on it, the thunder is shining, and it even contains a small sense of righteousness, and there is even an unknown aura, anyway, even Tianshengjun doesn't know what this aura is for.
And, these days. In order to compete for this token, the Seventeen Sea of Clouds had a bloody time.
After Wei Suo took out the token, he felt that the breath of the token began to resonate with the world covered by dark clouds, and it was amazing.
"Wow, the first person to take the literary exam today is actually this hooligan, it's really exciting. ”
"What to expect?"
"Of course, I expect him to play a hooligan, and then arouse the anger of the elders of the Heavenly Dome Academy, and directly chop this hooligan to death on the spot. ”
"Yes, yes, it makes sense, I hope he's singing 18 touches, or 28 touches. ”
"Haha, don't say it, since this rascal sang 18 touches, the big and small kilns of the eighteen clouds of the mountains and seas have begun to sing. It's really become a standard repertoire in the kiln. ”
"Hahaha, yes, if you go to sea, you won't feel happy if you don't listen to this song. ”
Hearing the discussion of outsiders, Wei Suo looked helpless, and he didn't wait for him to attack. The old man in the Confucian robe in the middle of the venue looked at this Wei Suo and said loudly: "In the first round of the Tianqiong Literature Test, Qi Zhang can't, poems, lyrics, songs, fu, piano, chess, calligraphy, and paintings. Choose the four for yourself. ”
"I choose poems, songs, fu, and piano. ”
"Exactly. ”
After the old man finished speaking, the token in Wei Suo's hand came out of his hand, flew into the air, and stood in the air on the high platform of Nawenbi.
Under the watchful eyes of the audience, Wei Suo walked slowly onto the stage, and then took out a microphone.
That's right, you read that right, it took Wei Suo half an hour yesterday to carefully produce a low-grade spirit treasure. Why is it a low-grade spirit treasure, because he has entered a formation into it, that is, an amplification array.
Although he could use the power of the Immortal Monarch to amplify his voice, Wei Suo still felt that it was cooler to hold the microphone. You must know that when he sings K at the class reunion, he is an authentic Maiba, which is like holding a solo concert.
Just in the expectant eyes of everyone, Wei Suo spoke.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem.... Can you hear me?"
“......”
Well, he's trying out.
"Next, I will sing a poem for the heaviest moment of my life. I hope you will listen attentively. ”
Offstage......
"This son, just like you said, Miss. What you do is only based on your own preferences, but when it comes to the big scene, it is a slightly nervous and rigorous. ”
Seeing Wei Suo's serious expression at this time, it was indeed much better than the usual Hang'erlang, Nian Qinxue couldn't help but chuckle: "Okay, look at you, don't talk." ”
In addition to Wuyue's nagging, even many audiences in the audience were hotly discussed.
"The scoundrel is going to read poetry! I'm looking forward to it, but then again. Although his *** song is the standard song of the kiln, the words are written in a vulgar and elegant manner. If you taste it carefully, there is also a little bit of writing in it. I don't know what great deeds this scoundrel can do today at this Heavenly Dome Conference. ”
"Indeed, there is a sentence in it that the red face and living water mislead the country, I am an idler and a wild crane fairy, why worry about the dilemma of the country and the red face. I think it's okay to write. ”
"Haha, vulgarity and elegance are both in the middle line. Although this person is a hooligan, he must still have a little bit of literary talent. I wonder what else he can do today?"
Just in the expectant eyes of everyone present, Wei Suo released his nervousness. After all, tens of thousands of people were present, and the lowest-grade ones were all Jindan Realm monks. If so many monks were to pay attention to a mortal, I am afraid that the mortal would have already lost his soul.
Taking a deep breath, Wei Suo read slowly:
"Sitting alone in the study and being a wife
This is not known to outsiders
If you change your left hand to your right hand
It is to stop marrying a wife
Brush and pinch
Covered in soft bones
Bit by bit to the ground
The children and grandchildren are all surnamed mud."
The scene of "......" was silent, and Qi Qi fell into a state of stunned.
As soon as Wei Suo's poem came out, the whole audience turned into clay sculptures. This poem is really terrifying.
"Zhang can't, you are a great rebellion!
"Zhang can't, you are not just insulting Sven, you are simply practicing words. ”
"You scoundrel, I curse your whole family not to die well!"
Wei Suo was a little speechless, didn't he just write a poem casually? Why did everyone react so much? and cursed my whole family, I will do it!
"You bunch of sanctimonious pretends! I'm asking right now, who can dare to admit that he hasn't done what the poem says?"
It is estimated that he thinks that the audience will pretend to be forced, Wei Suo continued: "Who dares to admit that they have not done it, stand up for me, if you tell a lie, in addition to the thunder and thunder in the sky, the place is still two inches shorter!"
Is that two inches shorter? Isn't that indented?
As soon as Wei Suo's words resounded through the audience, cough cough... It really made the whole scene suddenly quiet.
"Hey, what a bunch of laymen! My poems uphold the fortune of heaven, and my poems represent the way of heaven! You think it is insulting, but in my opinion, it is an indispensable human ethics. It's just that you scumbags, your thoughts are too filthy, and you read gentlemen in your mouth, but you are unscrupulous in your heart. Today's poem is to teach you and others, don't just care about being a hypocrite and a hypocrite!"
"Don't look at it as just an ordinary little thing, but it is this ordinary little thing that can constitute our colorful life. You are a bunch of sanctimonious people, and you can't even get over this kind of small hurdle, what kind of earth-shattering deeds are you talking about?"
As soon as Wei Suo's words came out, the entire scene even stopped talking, and Qi Qi was dumbfounded. can say that a crooked theory contains such a heavenly way and human ethics, I really don't know how to refute it.
Seeing that everyone was dumbfounded by what he said, Wei Suo smiled disdainfully, and thought to himself: "Master, how can the title of the king of my mouth be picked up for nothing? A bunch of scum." ”
"Poof. ”
Nian Qinxue couldn't hold it back, and laughed directly. I thought this guy could make some earth-shattering articles today, but the result was still as bad as ever.
Even Hua Ye on the top floor shook his head and smiled: "To be honest, today I am knowing, the world of SB, we normal people will never understand." ”
Seeing that no one refuted, Wei Suo snorted, turned his head and said to the host old man next to him: "Can you pass the poetry level?"
The old man in the Confucian robe opened his mouth with wide eyes, wanting to say something. But he couldn't say anything at all, and he felt extremely embarrassed. I could only say helplessly: "Yes." ”
As soon as the word "pass" came out, the tumbling dark clouds in the sky actually gave birth to a black aura and went straight to the top of the air token.
Just look at the token after being blessed by black gas, it is extremely bright, making people feel that it is full of heaven and earth spiritual power.
"Okay, the following song Fuqin, master, I'm here together. ”
After Wei Suo finished speaking, the audience was a little looking forward to it, thinking about this guy, I don't know what kind of strange formation can I make?