Chapter 4: The Land of the Buddha's Heart
Today finally had the opportunity, the two of them walked directly in the city for most of the day, although they didn't buy anything in the end, but they were also satisfied. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
When I returned to the dormitory, I found that it had been emptied, and obviously the students had packed up their things and went home directly, only the two of them were far away, and they had to wait for the car to go back early tomorrow morning.
The two took the rice bowl and went to the cafeteria to have a beautiful meal, looking at the juniors and sisters who were in a hurry, they admired it with a gloating face, Song Zhong directly teased: "Shan'er, you don't look like farmers when they are busy." ”
Jin Shan said disdainfully: "No matter what you say, you are also a talented person in our third year of high school, can you not be so vulgar in your words." ”
Song Zhong retorted: "Okay, you can describe it, what do they look like?"
Jin Shan said: "I'm not a talent, I think they are more like a group of wild boars grabbing food." ”
Song Zhong laughed and said, "You are even more vulgar. Ten years of cold windows are asking people, and once the world knows it. How's that, this poem is okay, right?"
Jin Shan said: "It's even more vulgar, you don't understand it at all, you have read about dogs in half your life." ”
"Get out!" Song Zhong said with a smile: "It's not ancient now, who still talks about plain rhymes, as long as people can understand the meaning, I am a modern poem, plus a little playful dialect, you know a fart." ”
The two of them made fun of their old days, laughed and ate dinner, and went directly back to the dormitory to take a shower and sleep.
After completely relaxing, the two soon fell asleep, and just as they were falling asleep, suddenly Jin Shan felt a great suction force in his eyebrows, making him feel that his whole person was being sucked in, and then he found himself in a strange world.
The world was real, and he felt awake and not dreaming, it was a golden world, and everything around him made it impossible for him to look directly, as if he was in a golden country.
He was confused in his heart, what the hell is this place, and he unconsciously shouted: "Where is this? Is there anyone?"
"Ami Tofu! Good, that good! The little donor doesn't need to panic, it was the old man who pulled you into the world of Buddha's heart. ”
A childish voice said it in an old-fashioned tone.
Jin Shan turned his head to look around, but he didn't find anyone in front of him, he shouted, "Who are you?"
"The old man's name is male, uh, no, it's merit, you can call it old man, uh, it's still merit. ”
Jin Shan listened to his words upside down, feeling very unreliable, he hurriedly said: "Then, the merit master please show up." ”
"Okay, master, you just call me master, good master, I like it, I'll come out." ”
I saw a baby-sized bare little monk suddenly appear out of thin air, the little monk has beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and his whole body is golden as if it was made of gold, appeared in front of Jin Shan, and said with a smile: "Quick, call the master to listen, the old man likes to hear others call me master." ”
"I'll wipe it!" Jin Shan obviously didn't expect that the guy who had been talking old-fashioned turned out to be a little bit, and with a hippie smile on his face, Jin Shan pointed to the little guy and said, "Who are you?"
The little guy chirped and said, "I'm a master of merit!"
Jin Shan was still a little scared when he was pulled into this strange world, but now when he saw this little thing, he was relieved, he went up and touched the little guy's bare little head and said, "What kind of master are you little novice, quickly tell me what place this is, and who brought me here." ”
Although the little guy was rudely touched by Jin Shan, he was not angry, and said with a smile: "Of course I brought you in, this is the country of Buddha's heart." ”
Jin Shan was puzzled: "The country of the Buddha's heart, what kind of place is that?"
"How about a mysterious place that can make you stronger, do you like it or not?" the little guy looked at Jin Shan expectantly.
Jin Shan shook his head and said, "I don't like it, I want to go out, you send me out." ”
The little guy was unhappy, jumped to the ground and pointed at Jin Shan with his waist crossed: "Alas, you guy is simply not enterprising, and he is angry with the old man." The face was furious.
Jin Shan was amused by this guy's appearance, and said with a smile: "Don't pretend to be old here, a little bit, I'll see if you just been born!"
The little guy glared at Jin Shan angrily and said, "Hmph, you have just been born! The old man has lived for 18,000 years, and many of your grandfather's grandfathers are still older anyway." ”
Jin Shan smiled: "So, aren't you immortal?"
The little guy said arrogantly: "Of course, I am an immortal, of course I am immortal." ”
Jin Shan smiled: "Oh, you are an immortal, then you can cast a spell to show me." Apparently he didn't believe it.
The little guy stared at him for a while, and suddenly said with a smile on his face: "You said, well, watch me turn you into a pig." Saying that, he looked ill-willed and walked towards Jinshan.
Jin Shan suddenly felt like he was moving a stone and hitting his feet, and he hurriedly stepped back and said, "Don't, don't, I believe it." "This is someone's territory, so don't try to provoke them.
The little one stopped and laughed, and lay on the ground touching his little belly and rolling.
Jin Shan immediately understood that he had been deceived by this guy, and instantly felt as if his IQ had been crushed, and said with a dark face: "Send me back quickly, I don't like it here." ”
Seeing that Jin Shan seemed to be angry, the little guy got up and shook his head and said seriously: "No, you have to sign a contract with the Buddha Heart before you can get out of here, otherwise you will be trapped here forever." ”
"What?" Jin Shan looked at the mini novice in disbelief, and then said angrily, "Why! You pulled me in, I don't care, you have to send me back." ”
The mini little novice said with a serious face: "Ami Tofu, the little donor must not talk nonsense, how can the old man do such a thing, you are already related to the Buddha's heart, everything is the Buddha's own behavior, it is it that brought you in, and it has nothing to do with the old man." ”
"No way. Jin Shan said: "You are the only one here, what kind of Buddha heart, you deceive ghosts." ”
Xiao Shami's merits are combined: "Ami tofu, the donor doesn't know, in fact, the old man is also trapped in the kingdom by the Buddha's heart, if the old man had a way, he would have slipped away by himself." Do you think that the old man likes to stay here, it's not fun here at all, and the outside world is wonderful!" said the yearning on his face.
Jin Shan was speechless, he could feel that what the merit said should be true, and a person like him who was out of his mind really wouldn't want to stay in this empty world.
Jin Shan thought for a while and said, "Then if I sign a contract with that Buddha heart, what will it let me do?"