"It's not that it can't, it's just that why should I teach you the art of illusion?" Hearing Chu Ci's immodest words, Miss Qing'er's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and then asked Chu Ci to give her a reasonable reason. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Well, let me think about it. Chu Ci also knows that it is impolite to let others preach and teach for no reason, and it is not a matter of kinship.

Since the Qing'er girl asked him to give a reasonable reason, Chu Ci naturally tried his best to find a way, and the speed of a hundred miles of brain teasers was increased to two hundred and twenty miles.

After a while, Chu Ci had a countermeasure, which was absolutely unobstructed and convincing, and smiled at the Qing'er girl: "This reason is very simple." That's because Brother Ben is very handsome, and very handsome, so handsome that he cries ghosts and gods. There's no one in the world more handsome than me!"

"How about it, is this reason difficult for you to refuse?" Chu Ci made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, squeezing his eyebrows at the Qing'er girl, waiting for her reply, full of anticipation.

"Poof" The Qing'er girl couldn't help but smile when she saw this underwhelming look, smiling like a flower, and shook her head gently.

"Is it really not possible?" The Qing'er girl shook her head, Chu Ci's smile gradually disappeared, a little disappointed, lost her soul, as if she had lost some degree of sustenance.

"You worship me as a teacher, and I can teach you. How about it, it's a good deal, right?" The Qing'er girl learned Chu Ci's scoundrel's saying, and slashed a knife between Chu Ci's heart, making Chu Ci's heart bleed.

"How can this be, another one wants Brother Ben to learn art? Could it be that Brother Ben is really too handsome, so that others can't extricate themselves?" Her words made Chu Ci speechless in an instant, his heart was extremely depressed, he took a few deep breaths, and then said weakly: "This is not good, can you change the conditions?"

"Then what will you do?" Miss Qing'er didn't expect Chu Ci to worship her as a teacher, just to tease Chu Ci, and it was reasonable for Chu Ci not to agree.

"I can do a lot of things, I can do laundry, I can cook, I can cook, I can fight...... I will also practice exercises, no matter what kind of exercises, as long as I am taught once, I can learn the essence, the people in the rivers and lakes say: Xueba!" "Chu Ci has a good performance, what laundry and cooking, what crooked melons and cracked dates, what three heroes and five righteousness, talk eloquently, and finally return to the issue of practice practice, absolutely calm, unhurried, and not out of the topic at all.

Chu Ci is not very old, and the area is not big, I really didn't expect it, there are really a lot of things, if the truth is really as Chu Ci said on the way, it can definitely go sideways, many times more powerful than the rampant and domineering big crab family!

After finishing speaking, Chu Ci saw that Miss Qing'er hadn't replied to him for a long time, and when he looked at it, it turned out that Miss Qing'er was standing in place and falling asleep, no wonder it was like this.

"Hey, Ben is such a genius. The storytelling story is wonderful, and the young girls have been hypnotized, and it is really a waste of their talent not to be a hypnosis master!" Chu Ci sighed involuntarily, and said in an old-fashioned manner, as if he had become an old antique that had been weathered and experienced vicissitudes of life, with infinite memories, and a kind of indifferent temperament that appeared from time to time.

"Smack......

"Smack......

"Smack......

At this time, there was a crackling sound behind Chu Ci, which startled Chu Ci, and thought that he had met a ghost, so he secretly said in his heart: Miss Qing'er is in front of her, and she is still asleep, it is impossible to clap for Ben brother, and the Great Heavenly Master has also become a pile of blood mist, and it cannot be him. Wait, Great Heavenly Master, Great Heavenly Master's ghost!

When he turned around, there were three people in front of him, no, it should be three souls, one taller than the other, one stranger than the other.

The figures of the three of them were like three solidified mist, gray, with two horns, with human-like faces, hands and feet, extremely vivid, moving, and lifelike.

Seeing this scene, Chu Ci was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and then looked at them with a vigilant gaze, and asked, "Who are you?"

"This brother, the story you told is so wonderful, keep going with it, we are all your loyal listeners!"

"Yes, big brother is right, we are all your listeners!"

"That's right, the eldest brother and the second brother are right!"

"Isn't the Great Heavenly Master supposed to be dead, if he is a normal person, after he dies. There will be souls, and a person has three souls and seven spirits. Now the three of them look fluttering, as if they are souls, right! They are formed by the soul of the Great Heavenly Master?" Chu Ci was really drunk, and wanted to touch the heart of the Qing'er girl, so that she did not succeed in preaching and teaching, but he was crookedly trying to provoke three souls.

Taking a deep breath, he turned to the three of them and asked, "Are you the soul of the Great Heavenly Master?"

"What the hell is the Great Heavenly Master?Second brother, third brother, do you know?"

"Big brother, I haven't heard of the ghost of the Great Heavenly Master. Third brother, do you know?"

"Big brother, second brother, I don't know. You know what, brother?"

"Poof......" Chu Ci asked them this question, they didn't know, but it was asked to Chu Ci's head, didn't they know that Chu Ci was the one who asked this question?

I have to say that the three brothers are really wonderful, it is really a miracle standing on the pyramid in the midst of the wonder, being a ghost can do this, Chu Ci is really convinced, convinced, and has to bow down.

"What's wrong with you, brother? Don't let anything happen to you. If something happens and no one tells us such a wonderful story in the future, we won't be able to sleep. ”

"Big brother is right, you must not have an accident, our three brothers finally met a person who can tell stories, you have to live well. ”

"The second brother is right, if something happens to you, what will you do with our three brothers in the future? This brother, you can do it, okay, be considerate of our three brothers! Continue to tell the story, let our three brothers sleep well." ”

These three brothers, I have to say, they really have a good heart, they are worthy of being the third brothers, the eldest brother finished speaking, the second brother continued, the second brother finished speaking, the third brother continued, the third brother finished speaking, it was Chu Ci's turn to speak.

"What's your name?" The three brothers were so angry that they almost smoked from their noses and smoked from their seven orifices. No longer accompanying the three of them to continue struggling on this topic, he immediately changed the topic. In Chu Ci's heart: "Damn, are the three brothers mentally retarded? Why is Brother Ben so unlucky today, the three brothers must be mentally retarded who are angry and do not pay for their lives! Yes, it must be so." ”

The three brothers stood in a beat in the order of tall, short, fat and thin, the eldest brother was the tallest and fattest, the second brother was of medium stature, and the third brother was the youngest and thinnest. The three brothers looked at each other, and then answered Chu Ci's question:

"I'm Big Brother, Name: Bastard!"

"I'm the second brother, my name is: Bastard!"

"I'm the third brother, no, no, I'm the third brother, my name is: Bastard!"