Early the next morning, Ji Danhuang was woken up by bursts of laughter. Kicking off the quilt irritably, Ji Danhuang pushed the door and took a look, and found that there was a strange man in ancient costume in the living room of the ancient style cottage at some point. The man in ancient costume had a handsome and majestic face, but he slapped the table with Ren Bikong and laughed very vividly, and he didn't know what these two guys were talking about just now.

Rubbing the messy chicken nest-like hair on the top of his head, Ji Danhuang looked at the table where the two of them were "crunching" and screaming with sympathy. If these two people use a little more strength, this table is estimated to be completely finished.

Looking up and seeing Ji Danhuang wandering out of the bedroom in a daze, Ren Bikong beckoned him to sit over, pointed to the strange man in ancient costume and said: "Apprentice apprentice, let me introduce you to the teacher, this is the eighth brother of the teacher, that is, your eighth uncle, surnamed Wei Chi and the name of the charter, come and say hello." ”

Ji Danhuang said hello to Wei Chi Xianzhang in a daze, and suddenly felt that something was wrong: "Master, is my eighth uncle your own brother?"

Without waiting for Ren Bikong to answer, Wei Chi Charter hurriedly said: "Yes, yes! We are brothers who have exchanged the same thing! This is my business card, if you have any questions in the future, you can come to me, for the sake of you as my nephew, I will not charge a penny." ”

Ji Danhuang took the business card and looked at it, yo, the law firm, emotionally his uncle is still a lawyer!

"But...... Why do you two have one surname Ren and one surname Wei Chi?"

It stands to reason that the words of the brothers should all have the same surname, right? Could it be that these two are half-brothers?

Without waiting for Ji Danhuang to ask, Wei Chi Xianzhang hurriedly replied again: "Our brother's surname is completely according to his own preferences, and it has nothing to do with his parents. ”

The corners of Ji Danhuang's mouth twitched. I'll give it a damn thing, this Eighth Master Uncle is also a good person who knows how to read minds! I guess he's also a very powerful immortal. If that's the case, you don't have to open your mouth to talk to these two in the future, just think about it in your heart, and you can save a lot of saliva!

After a brief chat, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang completely put Ji Danhuang aside, and the two of them talked endlessly, slapping the table from time to time and laughing wildly. Ji Danhuang was stunned and looked at these two balabalas, talking endlessly, and the whole person was stupid.

No...... If the other brothers of these two can also talk like this, they will get together when the time comes......

Ji Danhuang only felt that his brain was "buzzing", and the whole person was not good. If a large group of men in ancient costumes who can speak like Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Charter gather together, then ...... Then does he want to live!

"Gollum ......"

Touching the stomach that had begun to protest, and then looking at Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Charter, who were chatting happily and had no intention of eating at all, Ji Danhuang decided to go to the kitchen to find food to fill his stomach. As soon as he pushed open the kitchen door, he saw a black gas rushing towards him, and the burnt smell was unceremoniously poured into his nose, instantly choking Ji Danhuang to cough and tears, and escaped from the kitchen in a wolf.

This...... What's going on! Somebody setting fire to the kitchen? Or is it ...... Master and his old man threw the pot that was cooking in the kitchen, and ran to chat with Uncle Eight, and as a result, he gave the dishes in the pot to ...... Forgot?

This is really my own master! It doesn't matter if your apprentice starves to death, and don't burn down the house!

Hearing the strange noise in the kitchen, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianzhang hurried over, and saw the black smoke all over the room and Ji Danhuang lying on the ground with tears on his face, snot, coughing non-stop. Ren Bikong hurriedly dragged Ji Danhuang out of the black smoke and asked in surprise, "Apprentice, what's wrong?"

Ji Danhuang rubbed his smoky eyes: "Master......! Kitchen...... The kitchen is on fire!"

"Hey?"

Without saying a word, Wei Chi jumped into the smoke-filled kitchen with a "whew", and in less than two seconds, four black rumbling things were dragged out of it. When the three of them wiped the humanoid things clean with a towel, they were the four zombies that Ji Danhuang had trained last night.

Ji Danhuang's head crashed instantly, and it took him a long time to slowly understand what was going on. These four zombies are cooking breakfast in the kitchen? And they almost burned the kitchen?

me! Zombies can still cook! Zombies...... Cook?

Ji Danhuang glared at Ren Bikong: "Master, you won't command these four zombies to go into the kitchen to cook just to chat with my eighth uncle, and then leave them alone." He remembered that Ren Bikong did tell him yesterday that he could command zombies to cook.

However, with this level of cooking, who would dare to use it! Not to mention that the rice was not made, the kitchen was burned by the way!

Ren Bikong frowned and stared at the zombies on the ground with their eyes closed, obviously a little angry: "How could I let them cook! These guys ran to the kitchen on their own initiative, I don't know at all! I guess they thought you were too tired last night, so they wanted to cook you something delicious, but forgot that they hadn't touched the gas canister induction cooker at all!"

"Huh?"

Ji Danhuang was slightly stunned, and looked at the four black and dirty zombies on the ground in dismay. Do they want to cook for him?

Hmm, why do you think there's something wrong?

Ji Danhuang rolled his eyes and pondered for a long time. Corpse...... Cook...... Give him a ...... Yes!

Ji Danhuang suddenly jumped up from the ground, startling Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Charter. He finally knew what was wrong!

These four zombies all have talismans on their heads, and it stands to reason that they can't all move? But after he hit the coffin yesterday, how did the zombies lying inside come out? At that time, the zombies had talismans on their heads!

Could it be that a zombie with a talisman on its forehead can actually move?

Ji Danhuang looked at Ren Bikong in disbelief. Ren Bikong nodded first, and then shook his head again: "The zombies with talismans on their foreheads are indeed unable to move, except for these four zombies." They are corpse kings, and ordinary talismans can't fix them at all. As for the talisman on their foreheads, they are mainly used to get you to practice cāo control zombies, not to immobilize them. ”

Ji Danhuang was stupid for a long time when he heard this, and then realized that he was being tricked by zombies. Immediately afterwards, Ji Danhuang thought about what happened last night when he practiced cāo to control zombies, and suddenly felt shocked.

"Master, then last night's practice, it won't be that the zombies saw that I practiced too hard, so they moved to comfort me!"

If so, wouldn't all his efforts last night be in vain?

Ren Bikong said: "This is really wrong. Last night, you did succeed, and it wasn't the zombies who comforted you. Don't look at your master, I have been sleeping last night, but I know it very well in my heart!"

Ji Danhuang's heart sank to the bottom, and the sun was shining again in an instant. Oh yes! Awesome! He really managed to command the zombies last night!

Seeing Ji Danhuang's smug face as if the title of the gold list was stinging, Wei Chi Xianzhang couldn't help but be happy: "Senior nephew, it's just that the zombies are moving, so you won't be happy to be like this!

Well, yes, this kid looks quite optimistic. What if you're stupid? Train more and train harder, and it's not hard to level up quickly.

The kitchen was completely smoked, and the three of them pulled out the induction cooker to barbecue meat for breakfast. Sitting at the dining table, facing the fragrant barbecue, Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianxian's mouths never stopped, and they continued to talk about some strange things while eating. Ji Danhuang didn't understand, and he didn't have time to listen, because he had to go all out to snatch the meat in the pot.

Don't look at Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianxian's endless talk in Nabalabala, it seems that they don't have time to eat meat, but in fact, the speed at which these two guys eat is completely ten times that of Ji Danhuang! As long as Ji Danhuang doesn't pay attention, the freshly roasted meat in the pot will be all gone in the blink of an eye.

I don't know when those two guys reached out for the meat with their chopsticks, and I don't know when they put the meat in their mouths. Obviously, these two people have been talking about it all along!

Ji Danhuang couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it, after all, those were not the point. For the current Ji Danhuang, the focus is on how to keep the meat in the pot!

After filling his stomach, Ji Danhuang shifted his attention to the conversation between Ren Bikong and Wei Chi Xianxian. After listening for a while, Ji Danhuang couldn't help but sigh that the content of the chat between the two was extensive, which was really unprecedented.

In just ten minutes, the two went from celebrity gossip to sports news, and then to education, novels, scientific research and so on. It didn't take long for the two of them to suddenly talk from humans to non-humans! From the normal small animal incidents of whose dog catches mice and whose bird can talk, to the goblin incident of a monkey becoming a sperm and a cat repairing two tails.

Ji Danhuang looked at these two people dumbfounded, he really didn't know what strange things they would talk about next. However, Ji Danhuang knew that if the two of them continued to talk, he would definitely go to the hospital because of a nervous breakdown.

"Excuse me, can you interrupt. Ji Danhuang weakly raised a hand, "Eighth Senior Uncle, are you stopping by to see my master this time, or are you ......?"

"Of course not!" Wei Chi Xianzhang grinned, "I'm here to help your master teach you to cultivate! With the power of our 'chatterbox duo', you can cultivate into an immortal in the shortest possible time at the ** speed of opening a double plug-in!"

"A chattering duo?"

Ji Danhuang was stunned. Could it be that he will spend every day in this endless chatting in the future?

It's a god!

"Gah-"

Ji Danhuang rolled his eyes and completely pulled over.

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