Chapter 15: The Funeral Rain
In the courtyard, all the demons gathered. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The Demon Ancestor Swallowing Eagle and Snake King in the west stood in the center where all the demons gathered.
In the whole house, only two people were sitting upright drinking tea.
One is the white impermanence who wants to get up but is blocked by the black impermanence, and the other is the black impermanence who has coldly confronted the snake king.
Since the snake king was revered as the ancestor of the Zhengxi demon, the order of a Zhengxi demon world has been good, there have been few battles for thousands of years, and the demons have practiced quietly, and it is recognized as the fastest blessed demon land in the whole Kyushu Road.
Although he has a superb Taoism, he never bullies the weak, and he is the most fair in the demon world, and few people say that he doesn't say a word. Over time, the fame has spread far and wide, and the number of demons who have come to the Western Regions to practice has also increased.
dared to run to the snake king's lair to question the unfairness of the demon ancestor in public, this young man is also the first person in ancient and modern times.
He has violated the taboo of the demons, some of the demons took a few steps back, shook their heads and felt sorry for this young man, and some of the demons have secretly condensed their true qi, and they will work together to kill this young man when they are ready to attack.
After carefully looking at the young man a few times, he smiled slightly, and the snake king praised and said, "Young hero, you are really angry." Then asked humbly: "Is it okay for the old man to call you a little Taoist friend?"
took a sip of tea and continued: "It's useless to say more, I just need to be fair." ”
can speak softly, the snake king has given him enough face, I don't want him to be arrogant, don't you really take the west demon world in your eyes? But with the snake king presiding over the scene here, even if there is a demon with a violent temperament, he can only prepare secretly, and only wait for the snake king to speak.
The smile on his face was gone, and the snake king took a closer look at the black-clothed young man, and praised again: "Okay! Then he pointed to the black-faced scholar: "So that the little Taoist friend can know that this Taoist friend's name is Jixiangjun, and his real body is still a black-faced square-pupiled goat, which has been practicing Taoism for nearly 4,000 years, and because of the harmonious sound of the sheep, it is named Jixiangjun......" The snake king sighed slightly and looked at Bai Wuchang: "You ask a goat where you can eat lamb skewers, isn't this a taboo against Jixiangjun? It is inevitable that he will fight with you." ”
After telling the truth, the snake king turned his eyes to look at the young man: "Little Daoist, do you think this is fair?"
How can it be so unfortunate? I want to eat mutton skewers, there is a goat here that has become a sperm, and it seems that it is destined not to be eaten today.
The words have been thoroughly spoken, and it seems that they are impermanent. He was just about to get up and salute Ji Xiangjun in return, but he was stopped by Hei Impermanence's voice: "I see." He looked at Ji Xiangjun again, and provoked: "Then do you know where there are mutton skewers?"
The demons gasped, and Ji Xiangjun was even more furious, and then stood up, waved a folding fan, and screamed loudly at the black impermanence: "You come out with me, I won't die today!"
The snake king also had a gloomy face, and reprimanded Hei Wuchang: "The kid is rude, you want justice, the old man will give you justice, and after you ask for justice, you have another incident, is it true that the Zhengxi Demon Ancestor has no means to kill demons?"
"What's the matter, don't you call it a little Taoist friend?" In the face of the condemnation of the masses, he was not afraid, paused his teacup, and asked the snake king: "I have heard that the eagle of the Western Desert is majestic and can catch sheep with one claw, I don't know if any of today's guests are originally eagles?"
Before the Snake King could reply, he heard a sullen roar: "What are you going to do?"
Looking for prestige, I saw a strong man take a few steps and stand beside the snake king. He is two feet tall, with a pair of thick arms with blood and veins, and his thighs are thicker than ordinary people's, and his hands are claws at this time, and his skin is hard, like a pair of impermeable claws.
"Good. Hei Impermanence asked the Snake King again: "Xiang Yuan is a sheep, ask about the lamb skewers are worth seeing with swords, I don't know if you are known as the Eagle Swallowing Snake King, how to justify yourself in the face of this eagle body Taoist friend standing next to you?" After asking, he picked up the teacup, drank slowly, and never looked at the Snake King again.
Taking the opportunity of drinking tea, Bai Wuchang covered his mouth and snickered, it turned out that if this young master of my family really started fighting, he would not be willing to suffer. After laughing, Bai Wuchang took advantage of the fact that Hei Wuchang put down the teacup and filled him with new tea.
As soon as the question came out, who could answer, and the snake king who could only hold back could only smile bitterly, and when he looked at his eagle-body Taoist friend again, he couldn't help but look at each other embarrassed.
Everyone whispered, and some couldn't help but praise this black-clothed young man for being alert and able to ask the snake king.
After waving his sleeves and laughing, the snake king could only say with a cheeky face: "In this case, all the injustice will be counted on the head of the old decay." The demons returned the salute humbly, talking and laughing, which can be regarded as helping the snake king get through this festival.
As soon as the excitement passed, everyone followed the instructions of the snake king, divided the guests and the hosts to sit down, and a maidservant served a bowl of somen noodles and two dishes of vegetarian dishes for each person.
After placing the edible things, the snake king raised the teacup, toasted tea to the demons, and said loudly: "Old and talented, after nine thousand years of practice, the black qi of the top skull has finally been removed, and from today onwards, you can embark on the road of cultivating immortals." Therefore, the old decay has the courage to invite you to accompany the old decay today and replace the wine with tea, which can be regarded as a first accusation. The snake king raised his head and drank the tea in the cup, and the demons also drank it, and congratulated him repeatedly, wishing the snake king to be ranked in the immortal class as soon as possible.
In the next noodle eating time, they will no longer talk about business, and the demons will just chat while eating, exchanging cultivation experiences, and there are also male and female banshees taking this opportunity to secretly send autumn waves to each other, and meet the shame of yin and yang complementing each other.
Seeing that Bai Wuchang sucked a bowl of noodles in a dilute direction, and the eating appearance was ugly, he couldn't help but make Hei Wuchang frown: "According to the experience of the rivers and lakes, doesn't it mean that you can't eat what others give?"
chewed in his mouth, and replied casually: "After eating this meal, I don't know when the next meal will be, it is better to be a full ghost than a hungry ghost." Then he looked at Hei Wuchang's untouched noodles and asked, "If you're afraid of being cumbersome, I'll do it for you." Without waiting for Hei Wuchang to agree, he took away the noodles in front of Hei Wuchang's eyes without authorization.
Gently sipping the tea, he asked him quietly: "Fang Cai, what ......is the black qi of the top skull that the old demon said?"
After saying "oh", he replied while eating: "No matter what image the Buddha and Bodhisattva Arhat walk in, there is a white light above their heads. Those who ascend to the immortal of Taoism will have a golden light on their heads. The demon is formed, and there will be black gas on the top of the head. There is a ghost fire in the eyes of the people of my underworld. There is nothing above the heads and eyes of mortals. This old demon said that he had cultivated to remove the black qi on the top of his head, which meant that he had cultivated into a real human body, and after he had a real person, he could cultivate immortals and Buddhas. Therefore, the more powerful the demon, the less black gas on the top of the head, and the more black gas there is, it is a disgraced goods. ”
looked at the top of the heads of the demons, and saw that it was empty, and there was not a trace of black gas, so he asked again: "This demon full of courtyards, why can't I see any black gas at all?"
Stopped his chopsticks, took a sip of his teacup, and wiped his mouth: "You can only see when they want you to see it." Unless, you have practiced the opening of the heavenly eye, in this case, the Buddha, immortals, demons, and ghosts are in front of your eyes, no matter how they change, there is nothing to hide. ”
Open the eyes of the sky?
While pondering, Bai Wuchang explained: "Do you remember that little girl at the tea stall said that there is no white light, golden light and black gas above your head, so she and her grandfather only treat you as mortals...... It is estimated that this little girl and her grandfather have practiced to open the eyes of heaven and can distinguish demons, immortals, and Buddhas. It's just that I haven't practiced enough to see the ghost fire. ”
Recalling the aura in the eyes of the pair of grandchildren, he couldn't help but gasp: "It turns out that they have a bit of origin." ”
"Of course there is a history, otherwise how can there be Meng Po's poison? And if you can brew such a good thing as Jiutian Incense, the origin must be not small. ”
He squinted and asked, "Do you recognize them?"
Hurriedly shook his head, and then ate noodles: "There are thousands of demons on the ground, and there will be thousands of earth immortals, otherwise, how can we maintain the balance of the Three Realms? Who knows which way they are? Why are you in a hurry to inquire? Didn't that little girl tell you that between heaven and earth, if there is fate, they will meet again." ”
I thought of the little girl in the blue shirt with bright eyes and bright teeth, it turned out that she was an earth fairy.
After taking a sip of tea, he asked again, "Have you practiced opening the eyes of the sky?"
shook his head again and again, and replied with a wry smile: "If you can't practice, you can't practice, that play can only be practiced by immortals and Buddhas, Bodhisattvas and Arhats, and when you practice, you can't have wine or meat, and you can't get close to women, so what's the taste of practicing?"
"Shameless!" Hei Wuchang put down the teacup, no longer looked at Bai Wuchang, only felt that this person was a little more annoying, and he could actually talk about such a shameful thing, and he really had no shame.
He didn't care about the comments of black impermanence, but persuaded black impermanence: "Why do you think about opening the eyes of heaven? There are some things that you can see, but they can't see, such as all kinds of ghosts, spirits, spirits, animals, demons, and even plants." ”
As a ghost envoy, it seems that I was born to see this. Black Impermanence never felt like it was an ability in the Three Realms.
Finally absorbed the second bowl of noodles, Bai Wuchang patted his belly with satisfaction, and drank tea to quench his thirst.
In a whisper, the meal was used up, and the maids also put away the bowls and chopsticks, wiped the tabletop, and replaced it with new tea.
There were only fruits, refreshments, teapots, and teacups on the table.
When the maidservants cleaned up the table of the snake king, Bai Wuchang smiled bitterly and told Hei Wuchang: "It's finally time to get to the point, eat people's short mouths, let's not talk back this time." ”
The pot poured a cup of new tea, leaned to the end of his nose, smelled the fragrance of the tea soup, and it was rare to have a moment of silence.
The Serpent King wiped his hands and mouth, and got up and paced to the center of the courtyard, thinking that he was about to get down to business.
At this time, the sky changed slightly, and several dark clouds drifted over the pavilion, making the courtyard a little gloomy.
Looking up at the clouds, Bai Wuchang sighed and said inexplicably: "It's hard to buy funeral rain with money." ”