Zhichun looked at Han Zhen's handsome appearance, his heart was full of sweetness and shyness, but at this time, he was a little embarrassed, he approached the thrush and didn't dare to approach Han Zhen, he looked very twisted. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The thrush gently pinched her arm and laughed: "Queen Mother, in the future, you must remember that we are good sisters." But you don't have to be nervous, although this kid is named the emperor, in fact, it is just a little play given to you by your senior sister, so you don't need to be polite to him. With that, she left with a lot of interest.

Zhichun approached the bed, gently supported Han Zhen's arm and said to him, "As long as you are obedient, I promise that I will not bully you again." ”

Han Zhen didn't say a word, twisted his head to the side and didn't look at her, his mind was blank at this time, and his mood was extremely bad.

She leaned closer and continued: "What's the matter, little emperor, are you shy, you don't dare to look at me." ”

A mixture of leeks and garlic smelled Han Zhen breathless, as if there was more flavor of green onions mixed with this time, where is this person, it is obvious that he got a spice shop for the master. He scolded in his heart, this Zhichun is not the difference between men and women at all in his eyes, nor is it the boundary between humans and animals, it is simply the alternation of new garbage and old garbage, and the old garbage is constantly fermenting to produce new garbage.

Zhichun put his arms around his neck: "Little Emperor, what are you still shy, we will be together tonight no matter what, how can you be like this all the time." ”

Han Zhen scolded in his heart, hum, shy, can disgusting and shyness be synonymous. When have you ever seen a person, a man evolved from an ape, be shy about a pile of garbage.

Seeing Zhichun getting closer and closer to him, Han Zhen felt that no matter how desperate he was, he would never be able to dance with this pile of garbage.

With her IQ, it would be more than enough to think of a small plan to deal with her.

"Aifei, you are really charming and beautiful tonight. Han Zhen spoke to her, and the expression on his face was also very appropriate.

Hearing the word "concubine", this Zhichun was simply drunk, and hugged Han Zhen tightly into his arms, the excitement in his heart was difficult to express, and he hugged him tighter and tighter.

Han Zhen twisted his face to the side, took a deep breath, turned around and continued to hold his breath and said, "Concubine Ai, since I am going to honor you today, shouldn't we take a bath first?" ”

Zhichun let him go, patted his head and said, "Of course, blame me for being too ...... All forgot. I ordered the thrush to prepare a wooden bucket of hot water, and how about we take a mandarin duck bath together. ”

Han Zhen thought, I'm sorry, mandarin duck bath, you have to make sure that the barrel can fit you down, you can't get out if you get stuck in it, yes, that's right, grandpa's trick is to get you stuck in it and drown. Still taking a mandarin duck bath, is one person carrying a bag of non-recyclable garbage considered two people walking side by side?

He pretended to be excited and said, "Okay, so that there is a mood, my dragon sons and dragon grandchildren, dragon girls, if they don't have a little mood, they won't be born easily." ”

Zhichun went out to explain, and the thrush and the two palace maids quickly prepared the barrel of hot water and incense petals.

After the thrush and the others left, Han Zhen looked at the barrel, then at Zhichun, and measured the radius of the two things in his heart, calculating that as long as she went down, it would definitely not be easy to come out.

Zhichun pulled him over and urged, "Xianggong, let's go together." ”

Han Zhen replied: "Concubine Ai, it's better for you to come first, I really want to enjoy the beauty of the bath first." ”

Seeing that Zhichun was about to unbutton, Han Zhen hurriedly stopped: "No, no, concubine, the new rule in our palace is to take a bath in clothes, and this is the most emotional." ”

Zhichun was also obedient, and jumped into the bathtub with his clothes on, splashed with water, and entered inside. Sure enough, as Han Zhen expected, she was soon stuck in it and couldn't move.

"Little Emperor, come and help me, why can't I get out. Zhichun asked for help.

Han Zhen approached the bathtub and carefully checked it for a while to make sure that she really couldn't get out, so he swaggered outside.

Zhichun shouted: "Little emperor, don't run, don't leave me." ”

As soon as he shouted, the thrush immediately appeared at the door, and a black shadow was reflected outside, and he asked inside, "Sister Zhichun, what's the matter?"

Han Zhen immediately returned to Zhichun's side and pretended to touch her head intimately.

"Sister, it's okay, let's have a joke. Zhichun saw that Han Zhen had returned, so he said.

Looking at the candles lit in this room, Han Zhen thought that it was more beneficial for him to take advantage of the darkness, so he quickly blew out the candles and approached Zhichun's side.

"Come on, little emperor, you come in too. Zhichun called him.

Han Zhen replied directly: "How can I get in, you have already occupied enough space, and I can only step on you when I go in." This is not a mandarin duck bath, this is a daddy arhat. ”

At this moment, a person suddenly appeared under the bed, Han Zhen knew that he was an idiot by the moonlight outside, and he was overjoyed, this bastard came at the right time.

Zhichun said vigilantly: "Who, who, is it an assassin, I'm going to shout loudly." ”

Wan Idiot rushed over, jumped into the barrel and sat on Zhichun's head, and pressed her into the water like this.

Zhichun just wanted to scream, but he was pressed into the water and drank a stomach full of water.

She struggled to get up, and Wan Idiot tried her best not to give her a chance to breathe.

Han Zhen said in a low voice: "Master Wan, you have a meritorious escort, if you don't get up, you will suffocate her to death." ”

Wan Idiot still sat up and refused to get up, and whispered: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I will definitely give you a satisfactory result." ”

Han Zhen was soft-hearted after all, even if he hated Zhichun again, he wouldn't want her life, and deliberately said to Wan Idiot: "If you let her die in the barrel like this, I'm afraid that I will have nightmares when I take a bath in the future, even if you don't care about her dog's life, you have to consider my love for cleanliness in the future." ”

Hearing him say this, Wan Idiot jumped off the barrel, Zhichun drowned for a long time, and he didn't wake up from a drowsiness.

Wan Idiot wanted to knock down the barrel, but found that it was like a thousand pounds of stone fixed on the ground, and no matter how hard he tried, the barrel still didn't move.

He simply found a stool and smashed the barrel open, and the water inside rushed out with a bang, and Zhichun rolled a few times and fell to the ground.

Wan Idiot stepped forward quickly, took out a dagger, and stabbed Zhichun in the neck, and the other party died on the spot before he could scream.

Han Zhen couldn't help but blame: "You bald donkey, how can you be so ruthless, this is a human life." ”

Wan Idiot replied: "Your Majesty, this is actually what you mean, you don't want her to die in the bath, saying that you are afraid that there will be nightmares when you take the bath in the future, so I pulled her out of the bucket and let her die outside the bucket." ”

Under the emotion, Han Zhen spoke a little louder, and the thrush in the side room was alarmed, approached the door, and shouted inside: "Sister, how are you, are you okay?"

Wan Idiot quietly walked out of the door, hiding by the door to secretly attack the thrush.

Seeing that Zhichun didn't answer inside, the thrush kicked the door open, and rushed in, Wan Idiot stretched out his leg and stumbled, and the thrush fell out at once, Wan Idiot took the opportunity to pounce on it, riding on the thrush's body, and the dagger in his hand was about to stab her body.

Who knew that the thin needle in the thrush's hand suddenly pierced Wan Idiot's stomach, and he was in pain for a while, and instinctively ducked to the side.

The thrush "brushed" and pulled out the long sword on his waist, and used the fast sword sword technique to stab at Wan Zhi.

Wan Idiot took advantage of the darkness to dodge again and again, grabbing Han Zhen to dodge the thrush around.

The two hid in the dark behind the bed, motionless, after a burst of thrush stabbing, the two disappeared, lit the candle with a fire fold, looked at Zhichun lying on the ground, and there was a pool of blood next to him, and he was very scared.

She immediately forced her composure, and after carefully searching around, she found the hiding place of Han Zhen and Wan Idiot.

The thrush approached step by step, and Wan Idiot stood in front of Han Zhen and said loudly: "The emperor run." ”

When the thrush got close, a sword was about to stab at her, and a rope flashed out and wound the long sword in her hand into the heights.

This is a mechanism that Wan Idiot arranged in advance, and he was going to entangle people, but he was lucky to avoid it by Thrush.

The thrush was in a hurry and didn't think about whether there was still a mechanism, so he rushed towards Wan Idiot angrily.

The idiot touched the mechanism again, and some liquid popped up on the ground, sticking the thrush's feet firmly to the ground, and he couldn't move at all.

The thrush tried to use her hands to grab her feet away, but her hands were also glued to her feet.

Wan Idiot laughed and said, "Look where you cheap woman is going to run away this time." ”

The thrush scolded Wan Idiot and said: "You thief monk, I curse you not to die well, after death, you will go to eighteen layers of hell, and you will not be able to live forever." ”

When she said this, Wan Idiot immediately turned from joy to anger: "The old man is a monk, no matter how you insult and ridicule, the deity will quit anger and anger, and will not be as knowledgeable as you villain." However, what you said about the lower eighteen layers of hell and eternity is the only thing that Lao Wei cares about. If you don't tear your dog's mouth today, Lao Wei is really a generation of monks in vain. ”

As he spoke, he slapped her in the face a few times, and scolded: "You slut, you don't know whether you live or die!"

Han Zhen thought that the action lines of Wan Idiot were simply a contest between two mothers in a palace fighting drama, and what was a monk was not the same thing at all.

After the thrush was beaten, he laughed loudly, looked at him a few times, pretended not to care, and his face was full of disdain for him.

Wan Idiot groped around with the thrush for a while, searched for a dozen thin needles, and took out the thin needles to root them in the thrush's mouth.

Although the thrush was pierced very painfully, and the blood flowed, he still said with a hard mouth: "Old bald donkey, go to the eighteenth layer of hell, and never ......be reborn."

Han Zhen felt even more funny, this time it was more like, this time it was like two cheap maids in the palace were fighting.

Seeing the thrush's appearance, Han Zhen was a little unbearable, and persuaded Wan Idiot: "Forget it, we are all big husbands and monks, why bother to meet her in general." ”

Wan Idiot was willing to listen to his persuasion at this time, pinched the thrush's neck and said viciously: "You slut, if you have the ability, you can tell the old man to try it again?"

Unconsciously, the hands and feet of the idiot and the hands and feet of the thrush slowly got together, and his range of motion became smaller and smaller.

"Phew!"

Thrush Hao unceremoniously spat on Wan Idiot's face.