"Oh, since Daoyou is so disdainful of me and other literati monks in the Tianyun Continent, what can Daoist friends not do? Take it out and let me wait for Confucian scholars to open their eyes. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Hearing the sour Confucian monk say this, Wei Suo said disdainfully while digging out his nostrils: "I'm afraid that if I show it, I will shame you scum and hang yourself to death." ”

"Hmph, could it be that Daoyou is just a boastful talker, or the guqin behind you is only used to beat people?"

Inside the luxury box...

"This kid is carrying a guqin behind him, I'm afraid it's just a decorative effect. Su Qiyun snorted coldly and said disdainfully.

Wu Yue was not happy when she heard it, and Su Qiyun, who had an arrogant face today, looked nothing. But in fact, some lowly deeds, Wu Yue can see clearly.

You actually want to seduce my young lady? You are also worthy of this? You also pretended to be high-minded and invited a group of Jindan monks who touted themselves?

"Let me tell you, in addition to his unparalleled eloquence, Zhang Gongzi is also a famous pianist, and he ...... in other continents."

As if to confirm what Wu Yue said, Wei Suo in the center of the field coughed lightly and said, "I don't know how to play the piano." ”

“...... Ugh"

At this time, Wu Yue's whole person wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, today this Wei lock is really too much, why do you keep going against yourself?

After hearing this, Su Qiyun laughed. Just as he was about to make a sarcastic remark, he heard Wei Suo in the distance continue: "But I can use other musical instruments, and I will still shock you country turtles to death if I take them out." ”

Like finding a life-saving rope, Wu Yue hurriedly continued: "Since I said that Zhang Gongzi is proficient in music and rhythm, he is proficient, you will listen to it later." ”

Su Qiyun pursed his lips and didn't answer, but he just felt that Nian Qinxue, the maid, was too annoying, and he was fighting with himself everywhere, just find a way to get rid of her.

Then again, Wei Suo really can't play the guqin, although he knows how to build rockets and planes on Earth, and is proficient in superstring theory and global economics. Even if it's a piano, he can play flowers. But Nima's lyre, Wei Suo at most knows what Gongshang Jiaowei Yu is.

However, although he doesn't know the guqin, he has played other musical instruments. For example, when he was a child, he played stand-alone games, and when he was interested, he would also study the soundtrack. In addition, the orphanage occasionally holds some activities, so he naturally has a few things.

Seeing that there were some common musical instruments in the corner next to him, Wei Suo made a random move, so he grabbed a pipa and a bamboo flute.

Because they are all cultivators, let alone use two musical instruments at the same time, if you have strong divine sense, you can use a hundred musical instruments at the same time. Playing the piano and playing musical instruments with qi, let alone a cultivator, even a more powerful innate powerhouse can do it. Not to mention Wei Suo, who is in high spirits.

Everyone saw that Wei Suo played a few times at will, as if he was tuning, and now everyone was suspicious. But it's still hard for everyone to believe that a rogue can understand music?

But since this guy is willing to show his hand, it's good, as long as he has the same level of IQ as them, the literati can use the familiar experience to blow him up. You can play, and after the performance, if you say a good word, I will lose.

And this guy also has a guqin behind him, although he said he can't play the piano. But obviously everyone has a skeptical attitude, it is possible to play the piano and must see blood devouring life? There are too many such strange magic weapons in the cultivation realm.

In the suspicious and expectant eyes of everyone, Wei Suo slowly played.

Confucianism pays attention to benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, since the Tianqiong Academy was closed. Confucian orthodoxy disappeared in this realm of cultivation, and only some theoretical knowledge and ritual music were handed down.

Therefore, Confucian tunes are generally based on Qingyuan and long, and even when playing, people can follow the tune into another landscape. And Wei Suo's tone made everyone feel that their mood suddenly brightened. And I feel that this minor key is very playful, giving people a pleasant and cheerful atmosphere.

Not only was it a pleasant breath, but Wei Suo also sang softly while playing:

"Touch it

Beauty, your jade feet

Second, it is slippery

The skin is moisturizing and soft like cotton

Three touch the hem of the skirt

The hem of the skirt is blurred

Fourth, touch Chu's waist

Chu waist used to dance ......"

All right... As long as you are a Chinese person, you basically know it. This song is Lin Hai's joy, and it sings ***.

“......”

After hearing the words sung by Wei Suo, the entire painting boat fell into a silent state again. Everyone's expressions were stunned......

"What is he singing?"

"Ahem... Seemingly, it seems.. It must be a little song from the kiln, right? Anyway, I've been touching and touching there..."

"Good fellows... Still touching, how many have you touched?"

"Uh... It seems to be ***. ”

"I'm drunk, drunk, blinded....

A dream of red sleeves....

Amber fluorescent for more than a year

Embrace the beautiful woman far away. ”

When Wei Suo finished singing the song, the joy he played was just over. The whole painting boat was dumbfounded, and they really didn't know what to say. Although on this Lanshan painting boat, not all of you present are literati and elegant guests.

But as long as it was a famous monk from the Tianyun Continent, most of them had come. As a result, you're singing***, how do you let us say this? Say you're touching good or bad?

"Poof..."

The first person to laugh was Nian Qinxue, and she felt more and more interesting about this Wei Suo. In front of so many people, it is really strange to sing ***. But... The lyrics are also quite interesting, which can be regarded as elegant and vulgar.

And don't look at this Wei locked on the ship, he showed both barbarism and vulgarity. But the mind is only afraid that it is amazing, whether it is the initiative or calculation, it is all under his calculation.

Take the simplest example, he creates a feeling of the second generation of immortals with a background, but he has never said a word to indicate that he is the second generation of immortals.

Nian Qinxue suddenly remembered her master's preaching......

"Cher, if you want to lie to someone, you can't tell it yourself. ”

"Master, how is that?"

"Let the other person figure it out for themselves. ”

"Huh?"

I saw the master standing with his hands in his hands and said lightly: "Cultivators all understand a truth, sometimes even if it is something that you see with your own eyes, it may be fake." But only what you think of and judge is true. ”

Thinking back to reality, looking at Wei Suo with a lewd smile on his face in the center of the field, Nian Qinxue muttered to herself: "It's really interesting..." ”

In the hall...

"It's really a bad moral! I have completely lost the way of Confucius and Mencius. Such people must be burned to death!"

"That is, such heretics must be burned to death as an example. ”

"Why don't you burn him to death, you should pluck his skin and burn him with boiling oil for seven hundred and forty-nine days!"

Hearing that everyone was indignant next to him, Wei Suo said with a smile on his face: "Who dares to say something unpleasant, stand up for me." If you don't accept it, are you here to beat me?"

As soon as Wei Suo said this, no one spoke immediately. This guy's obscenity really no one dares to provoke, that beard that has almost been beaten and crippled by plastic surgery and crippled, and he still walks on the side and doesn't know whether he is alive or dead.

"I just think it's hard to hear, what are you going to do?" Su Qiyun, who had a dignified face, suddenly appeared on the sidelines, and said coldly to Wei Suo in a disdainful tone.