255 awkward dances
The Joker's gun is a toy gun, and although it has no attack power, it can neutralize other people's attacks!
The confetti spewed out of the toy gun, and the countless magic barrages, pillars of light, and solid masses collided with the shredded paper, and then the shredded paper became inflated and expanded, turning into countless clown head balloons, the surface of the balloons was the same as the texture and ability attributes presented when they were launched, but at this time, there was an empty hahaha laugh together, and the nervous laughter of the clown holding the gun formed a harmony with the ups and downs, as if a rehearsed opera bridge, would be a canned laughter that would be matched for the original prank that was not funny, and the interpretation was inexplicably a little touching?
At the same time, behind Wen Li's body, which was waiting for the battle, in the countless magical lights and shadows she arranged to confuse her opponents, but only what could not be blocked, under the more and more brilliant light and shadow, in the shadow of herself, which seemed more confusing, a clown with a black, white and gray filter slowly emerged, with a serious and solemn face, and slowly took out a retro, patina, and a real revolver with a heavy texture, and read the lines magnetically with a deep voice that seemed to be an old drama bone of a classical drama:
"Hello ma'am, you seem to have a peculiar knack for it...... As soon as I get close to you, I will think about a lot of philosophical questions in my head, which reminds me of the price I paid for making a deal with the Heavenly Dao in the first place, and was it worth it? That is a question that has been bothering me for a long time, so long that I feel like I have spent several lifetimes thinking about it...... It was a memory I didn't want to remember, and I frantically found something to do for myself, until I had transformed the entire universe into my world, and I gradually forgot about that tangled comparison...... But now, you're going to make it go on the verge again? So, your brain is quite dangerous, please let me, invite you, and say goodbye to her?"
With a magnetic, mesmerizing and mesmerizing echo of the wonderful theater stage, the heavy revolver pressed against the back of Wen Li's head:
“BANG...... Full launch. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
This time, the revolver fired real buckshot.
With a wisp of green smoke from the muzzle of the gun, a bloody hole appeared in Wen Li's eyebrows, and her eyes fell down blankly.
Then, as her figure fell, the countless golden light sources in the entire background canopy gradually dimmed and disappeared, and the stage ended as shown in the picture, which was very textured and dramatic, making people unable to extricate themselves from it for a while, and it was impossible to tell whether this was acting or reality.
But wait a minute, if you think about it carefully, will the power of the Realm of Immortal Refining be killed by a lead bullet headshot?
It is precisely because the ending of this drama is too real, and the atmosphere is so appropriate, but it makes people ignore the actual logic, and I only feel that the role played by Wen Li at this time should lie down honestly, let the picture darken, and the curtain fall, it is a perfect ending, if she really jumps up again at this time, what to say: "Wait a minute, I have one last sentence...... I would like to add two more sentences...... Finally, I would like to summarize...... Really, really the last word...... Don't forget to take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather...... I think we can salvage it?"
In fact, it is also true, and now the background around the battlefield of the two has been unconsciously filled with the image of clown heads, and they are all active and lifelike...... Oh yes, these lifelike human figures were originally mirror images of Wen Li, but in the flash of light, they all turned into clowns who had just performed some magic trick?
And these clown images are also full of scenes, as if they have just watched a magnificent opera, and they all squeezed out dry tears with ugly but very emotional crying, and gave a standing ovation excitedly!
And in such an atmosphere, for some reason, Wen Li, who was in a street posture in the center of the stage, seemed to have a sense of déjà vu with green tendons coming out of the back of her head, as if she was trying to get up, but she couldn't use her strength, and the clown audience in the surrounding background watched sadly, saluted, took out a white flower from the pocket of her chest suit, and threw it on Wen Li, deducing a poignant funeral.
A similar situation also happened to Eluti, the poor mermaid was still tied to a large grandfather clock to play the cuckoo that chimes the time, and at this time there were thousands of clowns around her, singing and dancing to the rhythm of the table clock "cuckoo cuckoo", and some took out of her clothes the specifications did not look like large instruments that could be put into clothes, such as trombone, saxophone, clarinet, drum kit, and even an ornate organ the size of a church wall......
Everything seemed so illogical, as if it were a joke, but the reality was that Wen Li and Eloti were trapped and couldn't get out.
In addition to this noisy farce and pathetic and beautiful opera, the clown uses a fast-paced urban theater style, with one shoulder on the window of the Lingqi Pain Car, vividly interpreting a frivolous apprentice:
"......I heard that you are challenging my aesthetics? I've met countless intruders, some of them happened to enter my space, some happened to fight against others, and then they were swept up in the energy turbulence, but none of this mattered, I had no interest in what the outside world was like, and I couldn't understand them when they accidentally discovered my world, and wanted to leave, or they were greedy and wanted to take it, or they initiated a compromise and wanted to settle down temporarily...... None of this has anything to do with me, and there is only one rule I have made, and that is that they all have to be transformed from the elementary particle level into a part of my clown world!"
As he spoke, the clown took out a scroll from his arms, which looked ordinary, but as soon as it was unfolded, it was endlessly extended, and there was no end at all, and the pictures on it were all kinds of avatars, some of them looked like they had humanoid outlines, and some of them simply couldn't describe them, in addition to their strange appearances, there were also some guys who couldn't be defined by the concepts of organic matter and inorganic matter from the basic structure, or some of them were simply a collection of entire civilizations, and there were quite a few such existences!
"You and the guards you brought, the two of them are arguably the most powerful intruders I've ever seen in terms of force, but it's useless, everything has to be done according to my rules! And among the countless guys who have broken into my world, you are the only one who directly threatens to challenge my aesthetics! Could it be that you didn't break in by mistake, but came at me with a purpose in the first place?"
The clown grinned at Lingqi through the window, performing various body movements, but Lingqi just responded indifferently:
"Well, didn't I make it clear in the first broadcast, but you saw it right. Let me comment, your performance is very tense and distracting, but the insistence on maintaining the image of a clown is the biggest failure......! As I broadcast earlier, I just don't agree with your aesthetics, all your performances, and the actors should change to the image of my little friend. ”
"What!" the clown exploded in an instant when he heard such a crisp and neat confession! The whole head exploded into an explosive head, and his eyes were red, as if he could emit scorching rays: "Hurry up and get out of this broken shell, let's compete fairly!"
That's exactly what I mean. ”
Lingqi waved his hand without fear, and the structure of the entire painful car began to change, stretching a little bit, turning back into the appearance of cloth, and Lingqi himself stood generously in the void of the clown universe wearing a belly pocket:
"I saw early on that there is no way to compete with the founder of this universe in terms of force and energy, because all the basic rules here can be adjusted and changed by you at will, and even subverted, knocked down and rebuilt at any time! ”
"So as you can see, my strength realm is actually far inferior to the two guards, but it's not me who wants to compete with you, but this little friend of mine, I'm just an agent at best. ”
As he spoke, the two-dimensional silk that originally composed of the painful car had been rolled out, and it depicted Seryosha who was always in a state of anger: "Who is you, your little Sasha, what kind of agent is not an agent! I will settle accounts with you sooner or later!"
In the face of this unreliable anti-bone boy, Lingqi always turned a deaf ear and ignored it, but the clown was inexplicably interested, holding his chin with his hand, and kept looking: "Very interesting little guy, with personality! Is this image of hers the totem you used to challenge my clown logo?"
"Almost......" Lingqi business style is full: "This little guy is a logo I designed, totem only, I put a lot of effort into her, completely according to my appearance, and then because I put too much faith into it, as you can see, she lived, although the personality is a little unexpected, but she is indeed a work that I think can be comparable to the world, I think it is natural to let her fill the whole world." ”
Faced with the statement that nine out of ten sentences in Lingqi were false, the clown had no doubts, and even took the initiative to make up for it:
"Hehe, her image is completely a copy of yours, so it's also called creation? I think it's just a simple narcissist...... I said, you are so cold, face paralysis, but this image endorsement totem is hot and rebellious, could it be what you said, poured too much effort into her, and turned yourself into a stuffy oil bottle, right?
Lingqi said that it didn't matter: "You are no better than each other." She casually pinched a stream of dust drifting in the universe, and the subtleties of those dust were all the image of a clown, crushed it with her fingers, and then sprinkled it casually: "How is it, do you dare to accept my challenge?"
"I'm afraid you won't make it!"
The clown was angry: "Say it, what is it better than what? I'll let you play as you like!"
Lingqi nodded: "You don't have to engage in those false things, you just need to use means to twist my totem image into what you think, the ugly clown appearance in the sky, if you succeed, it is needless to say, you are the big winner, and there is no room for resistance on my side." But if you fail, I believe that I don't have to do anything, your entire space will form a paradox, then these clown images are all finished, and they will all become my little Sasha's space. ”
"Huh?" the little scandal calmed down: "What do you mean, you don't plan to do anything, just watch me attack this kitsch bewitching slut......? Doesn't this look down on me, which means that if you don't make a move, you can't win against you if you let me make a move?"
If you don't do it, it will be equivalent to admitting defeat directly, as the founder of this universe, you can't have such thoughts, in that case, there is no need to agree on any terms of winning or losing, and the paradoxical rules of the entire parallel universe will directly lead to logical disorder and make them self-destructive...... At that time, if you were lucky, you would be directly expelled back to the main universe to close the line, and if you were unlucky, you would directly turn into nothingness with this parallel universe. ”
Lingqi spoke aggressively and directly took the clown army!
His distorted face was slightly sweaty: "That's true...... It seems that you are the same as me, a person who can abandon everything for the sake of faith, I thought that except for the original person who opened up a separate parallel universe because of the implementation of this belief, I was no one before and no one after me, but I didn't expect that there would really be a person like you in the future? You are a respectable opponent, I will use all my strength to defeat you as you wish!"
As he spoke, the clown snapped his fingers and pounced on Seryosha with a fit!
And, in the line of sight, including outside the line of sight, perhaps all the beings in this parallel universe, all the beings that are portrayed as clowns outside the basic particle level, are endlessly instilled into the plane dimension where Seryosha is located!
"Whoa, bastard boss Lingqi, you're not human! Let me take the blame for you? You wait, wait for me to solve this garbage, you will definitely be worse than dead!"
Seryosha's last roar was like this, and then, the two-dimensional plane became chaotic and blurry, and there was no obvious Seryosha pattern anymore, and there was no obvious clown pattern, it was a complete confusion spot.
"Come on, I'm optimistic about you. ”
Lingqi remained silent, just next to the picture scroll, meditating and closing his eyes to recuperate.
At that time, the surroundings of this picture scroll were not a good place to sleep, because the clown elements in the parallel universe were storming, and every moment was pouring in more frantically than the previous moment, and the posture was very powerful to crush the two-dimensional posture that Seryosha was in with the power of the entire parallel universe!
But Lingqi was still settled, she just threw the golden sword to the little brother of the Sun King before completely closing her consciousness: "This battle that has infused the entire parallel universe can't be counted in billions of years, and my current realm can't wait so long in a state of consciousness." So, the matter of adjudication is left to you, and you just stare at the result of this painting, and no matter whose image is presented in the end, you will stab it with the golden sword...... Rest assured, the billions of years here only make sense for this parallel universe, and when the results are separated, we will return to the main universe, and it will still only be a moment. ”