When I first came out of the desert, my stomach was empty and my hands were empty. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Now, my stomach is full of melons, and I carry two baskets of melons in my hands.

Eat four melons in one go!

Feng Fengfeng never thought that his appetite would be so large.

When she walked, she secretly looked at her lower abdomen, afraid that it would bulge out. Bai Wuchang teased her: "Don't worry, if you don't grow fat, you will come out with a soak of urine." ”

Angry and ashamed, they chased him and kicked him.

How can you say such a shameful thing casually?

After chasing for a while, I'm tired.

Feng Fengfeng let him go, and asked a little unbearably: "It's okay to play with the tiger, and take away other people's melons, are we a little too much?"

Bai Wuchang patted the melon basket in his hand and replied as a matter of course: "This is what he willingly gave to me." ”

Hei Wuchang also carried a basket of melons in his hand, but he still couldn't help but ask: "If you don't have to be strong, how can he give you melons?"

He smiled and replied: "Bullying is originally the law of the yang world, it was like this thousands of years ago, and it will be like this in thousands of years, and it can't change." ”

It sounds reasonable, but it's always unconvincing.

Feng Fengfeng snorted: "You just know how to speak, and you can tell you all the positive and negative words." ”

When I eat melons, I am happier than anyone else, and when I am full, I stand up to be a heroine.

Funny.

He replied: "I would say that I would admit it, but these melons were indeed earned by me at risk." ”

rewarded him with a big eye: "It's Huzi who turns his heels, what risk did you take?"

Bai Wuchang didn't answer, and Hei Wuchang explained for him: "No matter who it is, as long as you cast a spell on a mortal in the yang world, you will be regarded as a demon by the fairy world, and if the matter is revealed, the demon in the fairy world will withdraw his mana." As he spoke, he made a killing gesture with one palm.

Feng Fengfeng was frightened and risked his life to earn two baskets of melons, which is also a big risk!

His face was frightened white, and he looked up at the sky, as if the world would descend at any time, Feng Fengfeng wanted to cry without tears, and couldn't stop asking: "What should I do, what can I do." ”

Seeing that he scared her, Bai Wuchang glanced at Hei Wuchang, and said helplessly: "Master, you are still cuter when you don't speak, and as soon as you speak, you frighten the child." ”

stepped forward, looked at her anxious little face, and comforted: "As long as we don't talk about it, how can the matter be revealed? The demon is very busy, how can he be idle to take care of the things that turn his head? Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if any demon has the leisure to take care of this kind of thing, he may not be able to find us." ”

"What if...... What if he finds him?"

"Treat him to a glass of wine, and then go his own way. ”

"You man! When you say anything, it seems as if you can solve it all with wine. "She doesn't give up, and she's still afraid.

Hei Wuchang said softly: "It's okay if you find it, he doesn't belong to the immortal realm." ”

Bai Wuchang smiled and praised: "What the master said is really cute. ”

Looking at the relaxed faces of the two, it may not really matter much, right?

Feng Fengfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly prayed in his heart, Demon Swinger, Demon Swinger, I hope you will have endless demons for the rest of your life, don't waste your strength for these two baskets of melons.

The road was getting smoother and smoother, and the sky was getting gray.

There is a village ahead, and smoke rises from the village.

At this time, the people were making fires and cooking.

Watching the sunset fall, Feng Fengfeng sighed: "It's over, I can't eat stuffed skins today, and we haven't been able to make money by performing yet." ”

"Not necessarily. Bai Wuchang smiled slightly: "Before there was money, people bartered goods, because some goods were inconvenient to handle, so silver money was invented and exchanged. ”

patted the melon basket in his hand and said with a smile: "We have the goods in our hands, are we afraid that we won't be able to change the stuffed skin?"

"I said, why do you have to take these two baskets of melons on the road, it turns out that you have a plan!" Feng Fengfeng immediately came to his senses, clapping his hands and laughing: "Exchange melons for stuffed skins!"

She laughed and advised: "To make stuffed skin, you must have stone grinding tools, you should go to the village to find a mill and a donkey." ”

Hurriedly nodded in agreement, took the young lady's hand, and the two women jumped up and ran into the village first.

Uneasily, he shouted at his back: "Don't forget to tell others, exchange two baskets of melons for four bowls of stuffed leather and a pair of embroidered shoes." ”

Stopped, looked down at the straw sandals on the young lady's feet, this person is really careful, and he will definitely not lose money in trading.

Turning around, he waved to Bai Impermanence, smiled and continued to run into the village.

The black and white two gentlemen carried melons and walked behind.

Seeing that there was no one left and right, Hei Wuchang whispered: "I can go back to Fengdu to withdraw money." ”

Bai Wuchang chuckled: "Only by being a mortal can you know the difficulty of being a mortal." Maybe if the little master is a mortal all the way, he won't give them a chance to reincarnate because they have made a little mistake. ”

Sideways glance and cold voice: "Are you teaching me a lesson?"

"How dare you, how dare you. After laughing and talking, he asked him rhetorically: "The master has the ability to destroy the world, I don't know if I dare to be a mortal all the way?"

Silent and walked towards the village.

Walking to the village, I saw Feng Fengfeng running back from afar.

ran in front of them, panting violently, and a smug look appeared on his face: "I have negotiated, four bowls of stuffed leather, a pair of embroidered shoes, and a night of hot kang." ”

Bai Wuchang praised: "The people are simple and simple, and they are already extremely generous. ”

"Just turn right in front of the third house, there is a mill and a donkey in the yard, you hurry up! I have to go and help with the cooking!"

Bai Wuchang smiled at Black Impermanence: "A full meal, a night of hot kang, is enough to make people happy, this is the mortal world." ”

Turn right, the third house.

Looking through the earthen wall, there are mills and donkeys in the courtyard.

Just as he was about to call the door, he heard a roar that shook the sky.

"Stand down! others can enter, but you two can't enter!"

Hearing the cheers, he put down the melon basket in his hand, and Bai Wuchang sighed softly: "We came today, we don't lock people, we just spend the night to eat." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, go, go, save a certain family from doing it!" The voice did not relent, and had already begun to drive away.

Hei Wuchang also put down the melon basket and sneered in a deep voice: "Little door god, don't talk wildly, show up!"

There is a New Year's picture on the gate of the courtyard, which is a pair of door gods.

The three worlds of heaven, earth, and man are the weakest in the human world, and they have no power to fight back.

God has the virtue of a good life, in order to protect the human world, every home has a protective god, there are six dings and six jia guards in the courtyard, and there are door gods outside the door to guard.

Black impermanence has let out wild words, and the door god has not shown weakness.

After the green smoke, two figures appeared, tall and majestic, with evil faces, like two giant mountains, and the momentum was not inferior to the bull head and horse face of Sen Luo.

The door god, one has a long beard, and the other is pierced.

Long Beard pointed at the black and white two, and shouted loudly: "The master of this house has not finished his life, why did you two commit it early?"

For fear that the young master would make a move, Bai Wuchang took a step forward and sighed: "Didn't I just say it?

Zha Qiu pulled out the sword at his waist and sneered twice: "You two yin qi is too heavy to enter the mortal dwelling, if you don't leave quickly, don't blame me for the ruthlessness of the sword!"

With a split in the air, the dragon groaned.

Hei Wuchang held his hands up and sneered: "I want to try." ”

Little ghosts, how dare you go crazy?

His eyes were red.

Bai Wuchang took a step sideways, separated between Zha Qi and Black Impermanence, and shook his fan and chuckled: "The sect of the door gods has become big in recent years, and I heard that you are more than mortals." However, no matter how many people you have, don't you always have to obey the orders of Brother Jingde and Brother Shubao? I have always been good friends with the two brothers, Jingde and Shubao. After climbing the friendship, he persuaded softly: "After asking, I hope the two of you will not embarrass my brother and let me go directly." ”

Dare to use the name of the immortal to suppress me?

After hearing this, Zha Qiu was furious, and waved his sword at Bai Wuchang: "Duh! You and other little ghost envoys dare to take the name of my family master, don't you want to die?"

Before the words fell, a dark shadow flashed.

The sword in his hand was broken in two.

I didn't see who did it.

I only saw Black Impermanence behind White Impermanence, gently stroking the lock ghost chain wrapped around his right arm.

When he didn't know why, Bai Wuchang sighed helplessly and reasoned with the door god: "As long as we don't enter this door, you can't hurt us, otherwise it will be a violation of the heavenly rules, and the consequences will be embarrassing." ”

The duty of the door god is to prevent demons from breaking into the house, and the truth of white impermanence is right.

Long Beard glanced at Hei Wuchang calmly, and replied to Bai Impermanence: "Yes! If you don't commit it, we will be fine!"

Sighing deeply again, giving them one last chance, Bai Wuchang asked, "Do you have to make everyone look bad?"

The long beard also showed his sword, and drove away the second monarch for the third time: "Hugh is entangled again, go quickly, go quickly!"

Shameless for face, I can't help it.

Bai Wuchang lowered his head and smiled: "Okay." In this way, they are offended. ”

Thinking that he was going to storm the gate of the courtyard, the door god immediately summoned spears and broadswords, held them horizontally in his hands, and did a good job of defensiveness.

Seeing such a big fanfare, Bai Wuchang shook his head and smiled, paced loosely to the courtyard wall, picked up an axe in the woodcutter, walked back slowly, and then said to the door god: "The dojo of the two of you is just these two doors, if I want to enter the door, why do I need to do it with you? If you directly smash the gate, you will naturally disappear." ”

Two sentences, an axe.

The door gods were already shocked and looked at each other speechlessly.

He threw the axe in his hand, and said with a smile: "If I spread this method of breaking the barrier of the door god to the Three Realms...... At that time, how will you be mixed up?"

Splitting the door, or tearing up the portrait of the door god, is naturally equivalent to destroying their ashram.

Some things are so simple that many people can't think of them.

If he leaked this method to the demon world, the position of door god would be like a fictitious one.

At that time, there will be no more place for the door god in the fairy world.

You don't have to make a move, and you ruin a faction.

The two door gods gasped and were speechless, and no one dared to make an idea.

Holding the axe in his right hand, he lifted the basket in his left hand, and instructed the door god: "The six dings and six jias in the house belong to the two of you to settle them, so that I can save myself from bothering to speak, if they are not even, I will tear down these two doors." ”

No matter how round his eyes were, he didn't dare to say another word.

Thinking about it left and right, I had no choice but to turn into two green smoke and hide it back in the New Year's painting.

Bai Wuchang threw the axe at the pyre and smiled at Hei Wuchang: "Enter the door and deliver the goods, eat stuffed skins." ”

Picking up the melon basket, he walked into the door and asked, "Where did you learn the evil way?"

Raised eyebrows and smiled: "I used to learn carpentering. ”

Note: About the door god

When the folk celebrate the New Year, it is good to post the New Year's picture of the door god to bless the peace of the door.

There are two door gods, and it is generally believed that one is Qin Qiong, the word Shubao. One is Wei Chi Gong, the word respectful.

There are also those who think that it is Shen Tu and Yu Lei.

Later, there was a Wenmen god, which was generally believed to be Wei Zheng and Bao Zheng.